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CHICKEN THURSDAY
I have large free range organic chicken in my fridge, how should I cook it? Eitehr whole or jointed cos I've got butchery skillz.
alt: tastiest type of bird?
altalt: country you'd most like to visit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:37,
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latest was 12 years ago)
lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:38,
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Just do what your wife tells you to do with it.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:38,
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nah, I'm a better cook
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:38,
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Is she going out again tonight?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:38,
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She's in tonight, I think we have admin to do \o/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:39,
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Tell her I said hi
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:42,
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Great party that.
Whose wife was it ended up with that short, angry drunk guy?
She didn't seem impressed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:48,
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I heard he has to stand up to fuck girls doggy style
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:50,
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I heard he's a 12 inch penis.
Height, not length.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:01,
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She told him to ask the internet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:38,
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Turkey
To all three questions.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:39,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2AWKfMvDtw
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:41,
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Spatchcock that motherfucker
Herbs, lemon juice, olive oil, s&p, chilli flakes - DONE
/Ramsay
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:40,
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I like this idea...not sure my griddle would be bicg enough though tghis is a behoemoth of a chicken
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:42,
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It's not as big as your fucking fingers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:43,
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must be why your wife likes me so much
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:44,
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You can still put it in the oven.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:47,
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yeah I know but I'd wanna give it some BBQ style charring I reckon
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:49,
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Oven roast it and just finish it off on the griddle to get the old char marks
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:53,
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I'l l do it!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:55,
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whole
Alt: posh brunette
Alt alt: USA
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:41,
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alt: pheasant?
Altalt: Mexico or Cambodia I think
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:43,
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Can you catch pigeons from outside of your box?
you should do that they're tasty
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:47,
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I've been to many countries around the world
but I've never been to
me
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:48,
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Oh you really should
Some parts are unspoilt by progress.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:49,
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Ha ha ha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:59,
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fill a washing up bowl with tepid water and sous vide that bad boy
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:49,
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*tries*
*dies*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:49,
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lemon and herbs up rear end
butter under the skin ant top with streaky bacon. Roast over root veg/celery with a splash of wine and use the resulting juices for the gravy.
Alt:Turkey
AltALt: several spring to mind but I think if Ican only choose one it would be Ukraine - bit of family history!
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:51,
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yeah i no dat way, I'm looking for some chicken inspration. And no I'm not going to Lidle
alt: Turkey, are you fucking joking?
altalt: Eatern Europe never really appealed to me, too many gypseys, bull necked slavs* and orphans.
* coptyright boyce 2013
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:53,
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Terrible bullying of Battered.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:59,
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maybe we should link back to his awful behavior when doris first posted?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:00,
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All water under the bridge now.
I heard he'd set up a monthly direct debit to keep her in super noodles.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:02,
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I heard he's got a travelodge room at Chievely services on permanent reservation just in case
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:04,
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quite right
So I can still spend taxpayers money on fags, booze and massive drugs
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:06,
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You weren't exactly full of charm yourself on that occasion...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:02,
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i am the most charming person here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:04,
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ah hem...
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:04,
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I am yet to see hard evidence of this
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:05,
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NOT
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:08,
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shall I add you to the loves nakers or hates nakers list?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:10,
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neither
I think the "indifferent" list would be more appropriate.
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:13,
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you might be the only one there
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:14,
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Never one to follow the crowd
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:17,
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by doing something as mundane as getting a job
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:35,
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Trust me
I would love a job.
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:47,
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I think you'll find I am
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:20,
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just reading through stuff
I think the people who come across as people I am most likely to get along with are Gonz,Jeff the Dogfucker and Windy.Oh and of course Monty and Lusty. Apologies if I've missed anyone with whom I have previously interacted.
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:24,
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:o(((((((
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:24,
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NO REALLY THATS FINE
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:25,
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Who is the murderer
out of these people?
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:39,
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perhaps not, eh!
some things are best left under a rock. Speaking of which....
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:07,
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he would fit under a rock
considering your real life links, it's probably bets that you've made up, i would still push for a travelodge night though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:12,
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nah
prefer hiltons or independants TBH
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:14,
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The heavy-browed workhorse nations.
Giant hands, very dependable but not much going on up top. Your 'beasts of the field', you might say. Sturdy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:10,
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This is the kind thing my dad would say the daft old racist
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:12,
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Their simian features and small brain cavities tell you all you need to know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:14,
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ok
make some jerk chicken.Rice n peas too.
Lidl? Not one round here, I am an Aldi bird.
Guinea fowl is rather nice too
And I would go to Belize I think. Or Cuba.
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:10,
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i thought you bought a battery chicken live stuffed with paxo the other day from lidle?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:13,
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No
I bought a ready stuffed chicken from Aldi and after Battered and I had discussed it online, went back in to check the standard. It IS British and Red Tractor standard at least so I don't feel quite so guilty
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:15,
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Stew it in Gonz's colostomy bag for a week.
Pif paf poof. The Presto manifesto!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:56,
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poulet a la "brun"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 14:57,
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Hey Nakers, you should think about signing up for this:
www.meatlessmonday.com/join-the-movement/I'm sure a lot of others here would be keen too!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:01,
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Could I still eat fish and chicken?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:02,
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Of course*
*not
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:02,
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some vegetarians eat them though?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:03,
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No, you must be thinking of 'meat-eaters' here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:03,
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it is quite confusing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:07,
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Lusty and I planned a week off meat
But sadly that was the week where I had two half-racks of pork ribs at 10am so I'd fucked it off in less than an hour.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:05,
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top stuff
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:06,
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She managed a whole week, even cooking me and Len a roast chicken on Sunday and not having any.
Eff that, yo
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:07,
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i could do it, I wouldn't want to though cos I'm not a bender
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:08,
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That's what I maintained.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:11,
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Well it's the thought that counts
as long as you're clear that you
could do it, that's fine I think.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:14,
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A whole day?
I'm sorry, I just don't think that's possible.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:52,
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Afternoon all. How are we?
Joint it.
I hate eating things off the bone. Maybe ribs. Too messy and primal.
Im doing some hot and sour chicken tomorrow.
Alt. Mila Kunis
Alt.Alt. Australia. I have family there. I really should take advantage
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:07,
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long way to go for a little incest
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:09,
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I really should proof read my posts.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:14,
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POOF READ MORE LIKE YEAH AM I RIGHT YEAH GEDDIT YEAH?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:20,
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cos he's fag innit?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:21,
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It's like a Carry On film in here...
If the BNP did one.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:21,
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I think you can be gay in the BNP as long as you aren't black and gay
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:23,
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Same rules apply to blacks and all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:24,
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You aren't really offended are you?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:23,
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Are you worried about offending someone?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:24,
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shut up you bent spastic
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:28,
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Am I fuck! Ha!
:)
Very rare day I get offended.
even less so on an intenetz messageboard full of strangers
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:29,
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Just checking.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:30,
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That's what someone who was upset would say.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:32,
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Fuck you!
*slams door*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:35,
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i dunno battered was pretty fucking cruel
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:32,
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Missed that one...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:36,
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Shit stirrer
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:36,
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There he goes, bullying the gay again.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:37,
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*waves white flag*
That's more your style innit.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:41,
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I've long harboured an interest in eating human flesh.
I reckon it'd be well nom.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:12,
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Well, with the amount of cock you've sucked, it is inevitable that you'd want to move to the next stage and chew one.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:14,
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Well really.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:19,
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Not on a meat free week tho, eh?
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:25,
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Well really.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:29,
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I thought I saw you on telly Monters
but it was just the advert for victor casino or summat...
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:32,
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victor casino safe style windows and doors
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:34,
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I HATE YOU ALL
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:44,
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I'm rather fond of this joke.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:53,
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Do not google image search that at work.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:46,
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Crush the bones and then tenderise it with a rolling pin
Make sure you put it in a plastic bag first so you don't ruin your worktop
Roll it a bit to make sure it's well tenderised and the bones have been thoroughly broken.
Then roll it up tightly into a cylinder. You might need to use butcher's twine to keep it in shape.
Then ram it right up your sputtering shitpipe until you feel the beak pob against your small intestine.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:16,
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YES!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:17,
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Theo
I think I like you. I am going to visit next time I get over to see the folks.I like Guinness.
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:18,
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COOL DO YOU LIKE BOARDGAMES???????
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:25,
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Yeah!
I am that boring twat. Scrabble? don't like Cluedo or Monopoly....great at Connect 4.....
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:28,
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Aw shit I thought you'd do what the rest of these lot do and be all 'LOL NERD' and flush my head in the toilet again
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:30,
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no
That will wait til I get to Cork
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:31,
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will your jew fro fit ina an avergae bowl?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:32,
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If I've just showered or it's wet then yeah it shrinks right down
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:32,
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See it's like a peacock
except sweaty and unwashed
and not pretty
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:34,
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there's already a little gem lettuce up there : (
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:20,
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Starter first
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:21,
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Yeah, you can always spoon some trifle up there after, for a nice nommy dessert
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:24,
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homelols
This is fucking brilliant!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:21,
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Winner
*click*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:24,
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2/10
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:23,
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I expect you to be adaptable K-dog
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:26,
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on a scale of 1-50 how disappointed are they daily?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:28,
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You're hired
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:29,
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Busy telling callers to your helpdesk that you are too important and busy to help them?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:26,
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Press trois to hear this again in French
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:27,
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The Malay word for 'vagina' is 'faraj'.
Pronounced 'farage'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:29,
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Monty, you're a man with strong views on correct use of English
Particularly with regard to pseudo-posh people and French pricks.
So tell me, the word 'garage', do you pronounce it 'garridge' or 'garaarge'*?
*or Farage
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:33,
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Good.
Even better that it comes from a Frenchman, in fact.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:36,
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If anyone has a garage then they're a well posh prick anyway
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:38,
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:(
I don't keep my car in it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:40,
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see us MEN OF THE PEOPLE have an underground carpark accessed via a car lift
you posh pricks will be first against the wall come the revolution
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:42,
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a garagemore than two potatoes
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:40,
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haha lol like anyone can have more than two potatoes
right you are queen of england
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:42,
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If you have anymore you'll have a tree
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:47,
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this is a joke about how the irish when they say 'three' sometimes sound like they're saying 'tree'
very good
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:48,
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I'm very witty.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:50,
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you are
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:50,
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Hello Yurt Russell
It's an odd one, I think I favout 'garaaaj'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:47,
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g'raaj' as the US would have it sounds bent, and garridge sounds common
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:48,
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I think Kroney may have gone off you now
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:49,
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I think Kroney is a garlic-scented oaf
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:51,
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oeuf
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Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:52,
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French prick.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:50,
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Mix up some Very Lazy Garlic and some marergine and some sea salt, put it under and over the chicken's skin.
Put it on a bed of a garlic chopped in half and some carrots and whatever the fuck else you like.
Bake it for about 1:15 or until the juices run clear.
Enjoy.
I sometimes make a paste using ketchup, paprika, garlic, little bit of chili, whatever-the-fuck-i-can-think-of-oh-god-i-donno, then smother the shit out of it and bake. The ketchup works well.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:30,
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Get the Chicken and go to the Forest of Dean
Using a large spear and the Chicken as bait catch a wild boar and have a proper meal, try using one of theses recipes and put your Butcher skills to the test
www.therealboar.co.uk/recipes_p13.htmlOr are you not man enough to do this??????
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:43,
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I don't think wild boar eat chicken.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:50,
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10% of diet is meat
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 15:51,
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Pigs eat anything.
FACT
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socynicalsohip, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:13,
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It's Chompy you should know how thick he can be at times
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:16,
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