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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Let's talk about 'cosplay', 'steampunk', 'gaming' and 'LARPing'.
EDIT: and 'Whovians'.


Alt: am I alone in spotting a certain amount of irony in dressing up as a crimefighting robin when you yourself should be locked up for being a high end paedo?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:43, 198 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I just do what I want to do and ignore the haters
Just like SuperMatt
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
I wish I had the stones to do that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)
It's the dignity I envy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)
I know what I like and I have the courage to let the world know I'm not afraid to hide it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Wait, that one doesn't make sense.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
You want to know what my problem is?
I think trawling someone's facebook and website for pictures of them, and posting them on a message board for cheap laughs is funny - when in fact it's clearly not.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
I've met SuperMatt a couple of times and he was alright.
For a nonce, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)
I've met him once and I'm afraid I just couldn't see past the nonciness to get to the man behind the superhero mask.
I'm sure it was my fault, I lacked the stones, I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Alt: Calls for Dozer

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)
I stumbled upon this last night and it made me think of Dozer.
b3ta.com/talk/7107395
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
It's all a bit of fancy dress really... nowt wrong with that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Ssshhhh Gonz, fun police are on.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:51, Reply)
^ typical steampunk

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)
If your age is in single figures then I absolutely agree.
Beyond that I think it's an indicator of deep-seated personality defects.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Like men in their late 30's who take fuckloads of drugs and pretend they're roadies, that sort of thing?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Much, much worse than that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
PS I don't actually go around loading amps into vans and stuff, just sayin

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
You just pretend to?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Yeah I just stand behind vans and mime.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)
That's why I said 'pretend', you fucking benny.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)
YOUR THE FUCKING BENNY HERE YOU FUCKING BENNY

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Strike through and added letters = Amphetamines in veins

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Says the man who dresses as a 1970's roadie every day.
Matt just have a more fun costume.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Ignore me, I should read before posting. :(

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)
I love the way 'YOU WEAR JEANS AND T SHIRTS' is being repeatedly touted as a valid counter to 'dressing up a superhero is fucking weird'.
You people amaze me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)
You tell 'em Monts.
There's nothing unhealthy or disturbing about necking an ever-increasing amount of cheap amphetamine-based products which will ultimately leave you looking even more aged and haggard in vain attempt to recapture the energy and vim of your youth
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Plus, JEANS AND T SHIRTS!!! Hahahahah what a wanker!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)
I have no idea where I'm going with this, I'm just putting this shit out, yo.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Basically what I'm getting from this is that when not saving lives in the NHS
you save them on the streets of *where you live* dressed in hosiery and a Mexican wrestling mask you got from Camden Market, under the moniker 'The Phantom Nurse'.

I'm right aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)
No-one's been killed on the mean streets of Glemsford, West Suffolk since I moved there, that's all I'm saying here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Any correllation between your moving there and the huge upswing in JUSTICE is merely coincidental eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:21, Reply)
I'd like to shake that man's hand. A true hero.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Monty, I wear jeans and a T-shirt
and I imagine many here do too. but the rest of us do not look like Gandalf in an artfully faded Hawkwind T-shirt. It's not even the way you look, many homeless people and druggie refugees from the 70s look this way, but you actually cultivate this image despite being a nice middle-class boy at heart. I can only congratulate you that you have not, yet, stooped to putting on a horrible Mockney accent to complete the role.

Edited to add: Jeggings.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Urgh, not likely old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)
It would suit your otherwise Paul Kaye-like persona.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)
My what sorry?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I'm saying
this is you, this is:
afroharold.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/game-of-thrones-season-3-paul-kaye.jpg
and this is you in your t-shirt and jeans:
www.hipgallery.com/photopost2/data/500/00040SuperheroHippy.jpeg
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Right you are, Foggsy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I went to a convention dressed as a streampunk character from the hit game Doctor Who: Destiny of the Doctors and afterwards went to the park for a damn good bit of live action role play
Alt. You are not alone. THough can anyone provide a backstory on the Paedo thing as some of us may have missed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
It was basically a /talk meme.
Like the whole 'Al is a cunt' thing, only not actually true.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
You can't hide from your internet truth.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Trudat

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I love Internet Facts, me.
Some of my favourites happened when JMG was king of /talk.
A few humourless sad sacks got vey irate about someone being silly on a humour-based website and made up all sorts of stuff. Which just ended up being turned into silly memes so they made up worse stuff which just ended up becoming memes, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)
Alt: like all good serious allegations, I think it's probably entirely fictional

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Can I make one up then?
I went outside the other night and found SM dressed up as a cross gendered daredevil trying to get in through my 5 year old daughters bedroom window.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)
I heard about that.
What a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Lightningbolt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
I watch Doctor Who sometimes.
The new ones, mind. I watch five minutes of any old episode and I wonder how the hell it lasted as long as it did. Lack of channels I'm guessing.

Alt: Dunno, but am I alone in spotting a certain amount of irony in looking like a tramp when you yourself should be locked up for beheading a tramp (apparently)?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)
Alt: I think it's some sort of Highlander thing
But I dunno, I've never seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
They're not as good as McCoys, too thin.

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
The police just aren't interested, that's the good thing about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
I dunno
a mate of mine is mates with a rozzer and swears down he dresses up as a Doctor Who Cylon at the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)
Someone needs to whistle-blow on that muthafuckah.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)
*Looks around for Gonz*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)
My kinda thread.
except gaming, that's bent.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Even the high end stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
What's the difference Tang?
Between gaming and high-end gaming I mean. Where would something like 'Bubble Bobble' fall for instance?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)
I'd assume that is right at the top end, probably just below minesweeper.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:07, Reply)
skifree

(socynicalsohip, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:08, Reply)
So what's at the low end you oven glove prick?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Sheffield

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Should've known
When it comes to 'gaming' those dee-dahs certainly know their oats
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Daley Thompson's Decathlon

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Especially the high end stuff
I don't mind the odd bit of low-end gaming though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:07, Reply)
I have no idea what cosplay even is
Are they a tribute act?

Is LARPing any different from paintballing?

Alt:
I just liked the SERIOUS look on his little face in all the pics
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Now you fancy him
You'll have to join the queue
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
I've got to say, he handled Monty's rather amateurish baiting a lot better than Poof Lake.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Yeah I was pretty gutted.
Apart from the 'dignity monologue' it was slightly disappointing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Dignity you say?
b3ta.com/talk/6682825
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Quality.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I like
Aspergers Team Assemble!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Wait, there's more!
b3ta.com/talk/6689659
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I'm well gutted I missed the 'people actually posting on /talk' years.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:43, Reply)
One of /talk's other top LOLcows..
b3ta.com/talk/7160082
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Another favourite.
b3ta.com/talk/6712891
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)
I don't think we'll ever top the likes of these days:
b3ta.com/talk/1
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)
That's from the Good Old Days that Frank is so keen on, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)
All the Good People are right there in that thread

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Two thumbs up

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I love this "Fastest growing" argument
I invented a sport and got 2 other people to play. There has been a 200% rise in people taking up my sport in just one day etc etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:34, Reply)
This is funny.
Because cunts are taking the piss out of other cunts.

You couldn't make it up.

I need some amps loaded onto a lorry, does anyone know someone who could help?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)
As long as they're only pretend amps, I'll do it for nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)
I bet you will even dress up in your costume of JEANS & T-SHIRT
*points laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)
No wonder laughing children follow me wherever I go.
I'm like the Pied Piper of fucking Hamelin, me. If the Pied Piper of Hamelin carried an imaginary Marshall stack instead of a pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Hamelin
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Haha
I like this, so I clicked on 'I like this!'
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:40, Reply)
I often wondered what that button was for.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)
You're only allowed to use it once a week though

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I'll probably wait until Friday before trying it then.
Don't want to waste my click!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Many years ago I saw a guy in commercial road dressed like this
www.robbywells.com/images/gary-oldman-dracula.jpg

My sister thought he was "SEW COOOL"...I thought he was a cunt. Get your own style, instead of just nicking one off a film. Prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Hang on, how did you get hold of that photo?
My sister had a 'no cameras' policy at her wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I drew it
Next time she should think about having a 'no sketching' policy.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I see now that it's her own stupid fault.
What a dozey bitch, eh readers?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Nah, she's a wonderful person
I expect
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)
She's great!
How dare you be so rude about her?

Fucks sake man - TOO FAR.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Don't get me wrong, I think a moustache on a lady gives her an air of nobility
The soul patch just draws attention to those luscious lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:44, Reply)
Actual office lolling from me RIGHT HERE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)
:D
So when are you seeing Little Miss Boycie again?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)
This weekend, she might stay Friday night and I'll drop her home late Saturday afternoon.
I plan on taking her to her first old skool hip hop 'jam' on the 22nd. She'll love all the live graffiti and breaking etc. It's outdoor too so the paint fumes won't be too bad and there's a barbecue and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Fantastic
*sends much love via the internet*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)
See!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I know a man that dresses in a similar fashion. And let me tell you,
He's a serious grade a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Hello.
Have I missed anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:44, Reply)
The best years of your life.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Woah oh oh oh

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Would you be surprised if I said you had missed absolutely nothing?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Good birthday?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Really good. Friday was excellent.
Saturday morning was appalling.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:47, Reply)
It sounded like it
Signs of getting old, that
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:57, Reply)
At one point I was sitting in a Starbucks outside Charing X
with my head on a table and sweat pouring out of my face. It was fucking grim. Who'd have thought that drinking all day would cause issues the next?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Oh dear
The beer sweats are my favourite part of a hangover
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)
I had to go and sit on the lav for a bit to bring my temperature down.
It was brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Haha
Sounds like a good time was had
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Yeah, it was pretty cool.
Boat trip up and down the Thames (glass of champagne, bottle of Muscadet), then we went back to the hotel to change (bottle of champagne). Then we went out to a restaurant called Inamo on Wardour St (bottle of rose, bottle of sake), then out for cocktails.

OG fell over and got helped up by passersby because I was holding the chips, I joined a Turkish protest. Well, I sat on a wall nearby whilst I tried to work out what they were protesting about.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Is a 'Turkish protest' where you curl one out on the pavement?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)
That's what OG probably tripped on

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Good to see the Franco-Turkish relations are still going strong from the 16th century

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)
hahaha excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)
*Nods sagely to another history buff*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)
They're Magnificent.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)
*Suleimanfives*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Good work here gentlemen

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)
A lot of fuss about a park.
Why protesting about it at gone midnight in Trafalgar Square seemed like a good solution I don't really know.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Kebab shop closing time innit?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I heard ya, dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:59, Reply)
KROOOOOHOOOOOONY
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I see OT is as fast-paced as ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Like a speeding bullet :(
26 Mins. later
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I've got friends that are in to Roller Derby a d heavy metal pole dancing if you want some more stupid gimmicks to get annoyed about.
One girl was moaning that despite months of pole dancing, she was unable to complete 5 press ups, she got all upset when I mentioned that another friend is now benching decent weight and press ups around 30 with ease after only a few months of proper weight training.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Why would she think that pole dancing would help her with her push ups?
Pole dancing mostly uses your legs, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:32, Reply)
I don't know Kroney, I really have never spent much time pole dancing, but even if it is good exercise, it's only ever going to be bodyweight,
So you plateau very fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)
You have to eat loads and pile on the weight to make it worthwhile
So you gateau very fast
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)
It's most effective when performed in a French castle, I heard.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)
Well I heard about your mother,
Getting freaky in a porno.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:41, Reply)
By a fake pianist, or reggae singer?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)
oh HO!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Well that's bollocks isn't it.
For starters a push up is only bodyweight, and secondly, you don't see monkeys lifting a lot of weights, but you'll find that they are proportionally far stronger than people simply because they do a huge amount of "bodyweight only" exercise.

You might not develop huge bulging muscles like the Rock by only doing bodyweight resistance works like squats and push ups, but you can end up as strong.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:41, Reply)
You can reach levels of strength yeah, but you'll never lift the same weights or because strong as someone doing proper wright training.
Or see results anywhere near as fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Well, that sentence turned in to gibberish fairly quickly didn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Bullshit
Look at male gymnasts.

Your average person would gain as much form bodyweight resistance work than they would form weights. Probably more in fact as you are less likely to injure yourself and most bodyweight work covers multiple groups of muscles and so you end up with a better overall physique rather than just targeting selected muscle groups and neglecting the opposite ones.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:47, Reply)
This weightlifting chat is really, really fucking gay, chaps.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)
So's your mum.
Oh sorry, I forgot.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Can I call Zing?
Can I...CAN I?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:55, Reply)
racist

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)
What about this little fella?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYCXgfMtw0c
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:45, Reply)
There's always some lazy cunt monkey out there who doesn't want to join in with his mates.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Thanks for that, 'Ron Atkinson'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Damn now I have
"A Roller Skating Jam Named "Saturdays" stuck in my head
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)
You what?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:36, Reply)
It's a De la soul track

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:36, Reply)
It's a De La Soul record

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Is anyone going to provide a handy YouTube link, or has this place got to the stage where I'm going to have to start go ogling stuff for myself?
It's like you've lost the love for Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)
I quite like to go ogling.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:40, Reply)
It's an art form

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)

www.dailymotion.com/video/x175se_de-la-soul-q-tip-rollerskating-jam_music

Great live act, meh records esp this one IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)
When one MARR isn't enough
www.youtube.com/watch?v=to3y3cmWWRY
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:45, Reply)
It's an ANDREW MARR record

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)
The comments section on the BBC story linked in the previous thread is pretty good.
The negatively rated ones are good if you want your piss boiled.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Meh, it won't change a fucking thing.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Oh, I know.
I just enjoy the various people on both sides of the argument attempting to justify shitty driving.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:01, Reply)
It's perfectly obvious what does and doesn't constitute driving in the middle lane unecessarily
it's simply a mild form of driving without due care and attention. No traffice policeman is going to be pulling someone over on the M25 between the hours of 6am and 8am or between 4pm and 6pm, but outside of those times, there are plenty of places where there is always a queue of cars in the 3rd lane who should be in the 1st lane.

But if you pull one of them over they will bitch and moan about why you didn't stop the other drivers.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:04, Reply)
I particularly enjoy the people whining that they should be allowed to drive in whatever lane they like
if their indicated speed is 70mph.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)
I fully endores all the people pointing out that lorry drivers are cunts though.
Fucking cunts.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:10, Reply)
How do you kick the wing mirrors off a HGV?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I have a special step

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Any chance of a new thread please?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Please?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Not until you've finished all of this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:03, Reply)
I think we are all spent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:04, Reply)
I just started again.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:04, Reply)
You're just doing this to get back at me for blabbing to Facebook aren't you

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:07, Reply)
What can I say, sometimes I get a second wind.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:09, Reply)
DON'T MAKE ME START ANOTHER THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Done it

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Do you put on a special set of Jeans & T-Shirt to start threads?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 12:17, Reply)

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