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Wow this is super shit eh.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:47, 119 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Well if you're sharing...
Acheivement Unlocked: (40G) 1000th Weed Reference
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:51, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:51, Reply)

        
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(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)

        
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(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:58, Reply)

 
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:59, Reply)

        
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(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:58, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:03, Reply)
I blame you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Just like all your other threads

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)
We should talk about trying to have sex with people when they're asleep.
Internet hearthrob and all round normal guy Maximinimus was all for it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I've tried to have sex with the missus while I'M asleep, apparently
It's made me terrified of sharing a room with anyone except her.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)
That is a bit terrifying.
Lucky you're impotent eh?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Well I am now

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:58, Reply)
You need to get this documented by some researchers, stat.
Consider it pre-planting a cast iron get-out clause for any rape you ever do.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Hey, good thinking
I need to speak to my solicitor. But first, I need to hire a solicitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Are we talking about waking somebody up by warming them up
or actually having sex with an unconscious person?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Woah, Chompy was only talking about a bit of light Assange
and now you're setting the poor girl on fire? You disgust me.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:03, Reply)
'warming them up'?
Fucking hell Kroney.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Can you hear that noise?
that's the sound of women around the world aquaplaning off their chairs at the thought of Kroney's masterful foreplay techniques.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:05, Reply)
1. put Galouises behind ear
2. spit on hand
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:06, Reply)
He stuffs them with garlic and douses them in red wine.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:06, Reply)
*Pierre the French fighter pilots*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)
He puts a dead sheep across their minge and sets fire to it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:11, Reply)
I was going to go with "pulling the choke out"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I have a new thread idea - should I post it?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:56, Reply)
I was halfway through writing a really good thread

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:57, Reply)
I shall wait then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Nahh throw yours down I'll wait for the after lunch thread

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:00, Reply)
YEAH YOUR THREADS ARE ALWAYS THE BEST!!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Sometimes Chompy, I suspect that you are not being entirely sincere
Just sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:00, Reply)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:03, Reply)
is it asking the important question
"Was Camouflage really an awfully big marine?"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:06, Reply)
My cousin is coming round on friday night and we're gonna have a BBQ.
What should I do for her? I was thinking pork belly.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:03, Reply)
definitely pork belly.
Or ribs, but boil them first.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)
You should do a poo-poo.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Rockin' Sidneys latest ZZZzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Can't go wrong with some nicely marinated chicken.
www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/2633/spice-and-lime-chicken
(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:05, Reply)
You really can, you know.
Unless you actually like your chicken rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:07, Reply)
I've always thought the risk from chicken was over-egged.
(SEE WHAT I DID THERE?)
(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:10, Reply)
One of my exes got salmonella and was so ill she was off school for about 4 months.
Just to clarify, this was about ten years before I met her. She's three years older than me - I ent no SuperMatt yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:12, Reply)
I had it in Primary school, in hospital for like 2 weeks, not great.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)
My ex said she 'ate' nothing but starchy rice water for weeks.
Lost tons of weight. She seemed to have put it back on again my the time I met her though, the chunky bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)
This last bit is a complete lie, I just like being rude.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Yeah, your insides are so fucked you're basically allergic to loads of things.
I couldn't eat any citrus, refined sugar, coconut, about two dozen e numbers and any chilli for about 12 months without being immediatly sick.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)
What about spunk?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I was in Primary school saville.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
I see,.
So you didn't start eating spunk until secondary school? I apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)
I got campylobacter from some dodgy duck pate when I was about 19
3 days curled up in crippling agony whilst pissing fresh water out of my arse about a minute after drinking it.

Then I got back on the beer and sorted myself out. I put it to you, therefore, that you are some kind of hospitalised Mary.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
I was like 9!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)
fucking children
they don't have any fibre these days.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)
yeah, but failure to cook chicken properly on a barbecue
is basically just part of Darwinian selection.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:12, Reply)
For this reason I cheat and par cook most of my BBQ meats

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Anyone who tries to cook drumsticks from raw on a BBQ is 100% guaranteed to be pissing rusty water out of their arse for the next two days.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:17, Reply)
You need a shelf, and you know, some skill.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)
And an oven.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)
and some Chicken may help

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)
That's crazy talk

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I pity the fool

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

o w
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)
So Gonz basically?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Wimps I say.
I have had BBQ chicken all over and only seldom have I got ill.
(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)
balls
I do it all the time. It's a matter of knowing when the coals are at the right temperature.

pre-cooking is fine, particularly if you're cooking for a lot of people, but it's not necessary. Unless you're using a disposable barbecue in which case you're an idiot and deserve everything you get.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I want a bbq now.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)
BBQ Friday?

(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)
No, now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)
could do,
I'll check with the boss.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Ok, you can go.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Come over to mine.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I've never barbecued balls tbh, I'm sure you're right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Rocky Oysterlolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)
you've never barbecued balls?
you haven't lived, Monts.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)
I simply don't have the stones, Mighty Mi.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)
oh, well played.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)
That actually looks quite nice.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Your mum actu...hang on.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
I've done similar before a few times.
I prefer to replace the curry powder with Cayenne Pepper and Zest the lime too.
(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
I was going to suggest actually not using "curry powder" as it tates shit
but instead using a mixture of paprika, cumin, some fresh coriander and chilli.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)
at the risk of coming across as even more of a cunt than I usually do
it lacks anything with sugars of any kind in it, so I don't think it will barbecue particularly nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)
You could use full fat yoghurt and mix in a petit filous.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)
yeah ,, maybe
I don't think what little lactose is left in yoghurt caramelises very well, to be honest. Might be worth a go, though. I've barbecued thai green chicken and that's been more or less OK, and that has the same issue - I just tend to chuck a load of palm sugar into the paste when I make it with that, though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)
I'll try that.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)
You're going to get some sugar from the lime,
granted not a lot. I've not had any problems before but I'm sure some sugar wouldn't hurt.
(socynicalsohip, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Yeah. Only a tiny bit, though.
I mean, don't get me wrong, that stuff will be fine cooked on a barbecue, it'll just not be any different (bar being a bit drier) than cooking it any other way, which doesn't really seem worth the effort, somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
But the smokiness on the BBQ will infuse with the meat?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:41, Reply)
I infused my meat into
your zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)
maybe.
I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Try doing fish it makes a nice alternative
Hake is perfect for BBQ's make some parcels with tin foil white wine and a few choice herbs of your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Fuck off you gayer
if I wanted to cook fish in little tin foil parcels I've got a perfectly good oven you stupid cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
I'm afraid, at the risk of agreeing with Al again.
Very much this ^
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)
I cannot abide that insipid steam-parcel fish no matter where it's cooked. Fucking depressing.
A salmon, dill and lemon parcel is my idea of hell.

I would - and have - rather suck the pus from a diseased gibbon's anus.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)
What about fish tikka?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)
What about your mum's pissflaps?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)
You bent cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Yeah you you bender.......................
.....heywaitaminute
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)
De-icing the driveway?
Greasing the sled?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)
I read this in the style of Judas Priest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)
You're wearing leather and putting your penis in a mans bottom?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)
fuck. So did I
now I'm worried.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Will you stop agreeing with people
you have a reputation to maintain
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)
So much for the golden future

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Are they like Jesus Jones?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)

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