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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So UberGruppenFuhrer Boyce is in Chermany
Most appropriate/Least appropriate holidays please
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:14, 217 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Bartleby.
Centreparcs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Nail
Head
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Swipe - Milton Keynes.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:23, Reply)
This is a great suggestion
But what about holidays?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)
shudder
i dread attending meetings there

i can feel my soul being sucked out of my body
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Plus every time you say anything it suddenly become as though you never said it and everyone gets confused.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)
no, first they have to go actively looking for something i might possibly have said to someone else
and when they find it, then make it as if i never said it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Gonz
Tehran
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Tangles - Abbatoir world tour.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:28, Reply)
I've gone on a mad chilli-sauce making mission, Windus
I've made three so far, and I'm quite pleased with them. I really want other people to try them though.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:31, Reply)
*raises hand*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)
By all means
I made one today with bananas. It's seriously sweet and pretty spicy. Might have to knock up some burgers over the next couple of days to take it for a test drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:33, Reply)
I want to know more about these.
I bought some chili-jam that i love to eat with lamb chops on a bed of turkish rice.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:44, Reply)
I fucking love chilli jam.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Todays one is banana, ginger, onion, bit of brown sugar and two types of chilli (scotch bonnet and something jalapeno-ish)
The other two were tomato, mango and garlic based. The only difference between them was the raw scotch bonnet mixed through one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:49, Reply)
i'll drop by this afternoon if you like.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:33, Reply)
That's fine, but you'll have to bring your own spoon and/or crackers

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:34, Reply)
i was just planning on smearing it all over my naked body.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Jings!
Now THAT'S a spicy meat-a-ball!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)
anyway,
highlights of the weekend were Airbourne, who are jsut AC/DC but younger. right down to the marshall stacks on stage, Satyricon, who fucking blew me away, Queens of the Stone Age were really on form, Alice in Chains were fantastic, and a new band called Krokodil who don't even seem to have anything on youtube, let alone a record.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Cool
I wish I'd gone to a couple of festivals when I was younger. I'm sure I'd still dig it now, but I'm slightly less comfortable sleeping in mud than I used to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:58, Reply)
I always ensure I have a blow up air bed and lots of blankets.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Yeah
Maybe I'll do it one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:01, Reply)
it wasn't too bad really,
we had a decent air bed and quilted double sleeping bag, and apart from a bit of mud on day one, wellies kept us pretty safe from it all.
It depends where you camp i reckon. In the campsites close to the action shit gets raucous, but we were down in one of the further back ones and it was pretty sedate. met some nice folks, smoked a metric fuck ton of weed with strangers, got a bit pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I'm taking the kids to one down the road from you in August.
I'll be honest I'm dreading it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Where's that?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Camp Bestival - middle aged caners with kids :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Hey, that IS near me.
You need to cross water to get there, but still! That is the one on the island, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Nearly - this is the little brother of the one over the sea.
It's in Dorset, but google maps said I had to go near your house to get there from here.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Aha
Yeah, Dorset's further away than IOW. Still, I'll keep an eye out for you. We notice when new people pass through the town, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I've just looked again and we don't really go anywhere near you.
Still, might be worth making a detour if there's any of that chilli sauce left.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)
It's gonna be shit
I will never take my kid to a festival. They can go on their own when they're old enough.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:01, Reply)
I agree.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Seriously, I know what I got up to at festivals, and I know what I saw other people doing
I don't want to be seeing my offspring doing that. What I don't know can't hurt me.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)
This is even worse - a 'family friendly' festival.
There's only realty two bands I want to see, I will probably spend the rest of the time arsing about with the kids.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:09, Reply)
there were a lot of children at Download,
the amount of breasts on the big screen was bad enough for the younger ones, let alone all the drugged up crazies and other goings on. There was a kid no older than about 12 down the front for Down that i thought was gonna get killed when the mosh pit kicked in
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)
I fucking hate the site layout at Download so much.
it really is shit.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Very much this
Even with the cracking lineup this year, I was never considering it, due to how shit the layout is.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)
It's also the getting parked and getting out again
they never even try and make the car parks accessible despite knowing it's going to get muddy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:19, Reply)
took us 2 and a half hours to get out of the car park.
but that was mostly because it wasn't marshalled properly in any sort of fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)
yeah, the walk from the campsites up to the venue was a fuck of a long way.
last time we were in the disabled site, which means we had a bus up, and year before we got a good spot in black camp, so it wasn't too far, but outside of black or top of Gold, it's a hell of a trek.
30 min walk this year from our tent to the venue.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)
It's fucking ridiculous, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)
it's a bit daft,
but i guess if you've got a huge race track in the middle there is little you can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)
When I first went it was held within the racetrack
it was really good.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:27, Reply)
What's wrong with breasts?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Some of the breasts you see are quite revolting.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I happen to appreciate your mother's breasts, Al.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I'll be sure to let her know.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:19, Reply)
She knows.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:23, Reply)
nothing, but i'm not sure you should be exposing children to that sort of behaviour young.
We all know the tits out on the big screen is all a bit of a laugh, and i imagine most of the girls do too, but there are those who feel women HAVE to get their breasts out, and exposing children to it that young is adding to modern rape culture in young men, or something. My feminist friend got very angry about it. I just like to look at boobs, is that a crime?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:19, Reply)
As long as it goes no further than looking, no.
My youngest gets exposed to breasts several times a day.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:23, Reply)
really?
Edit: Breastfeeding or you really are on some sort of commune.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:24, Reply)
There's a weird dynamic in our culture where apparently it's ok for small children to wath
the power rangers or whatever knocking lumps off stuff, but boobs are verboten. Especially since kids spend the first few months of their lives sucking the damn things.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Not only that, we like to see breasts just about everywhere, apart from being functional and feeding a child.
Then the hippy bitch should have the decency to go and hide in the bogs or summat.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Breastfeeding you big silly.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)
To be fair mate
you should be on solids by now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Airbourne are fucking mental live
Satyricon are astonishing, caught them at Download 2006, was in shock at how good they were. Trying to work out if I've seen them again since.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Satyricon were incredible,
the crowd were fairly small as they clashed with the first half of Rammsteins set, but they blew me away. They said that they have just finished a new record, and are touring end of this year.
I am getting tickets as soon as they come up.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Just messaged my friend to enquire whether I have seen them since
Either way, if they come near me, think I'll be getting tickets for that.

The other gig I'm off to later this year is 30 Seconds to Mars.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)
HAHA you massive gayer.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Tbh, it's even worse than that
I'm mainly there for the support.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:31, Reply)
i didn't see 30 seconds to mars, in fact, I'm not sure I've heard any of their music.
Alice in Chains are touring, go and see them, even the new stuff is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:34, Reply)
I'm not sure I want to cash in a night out card to go an see them again
though I did really enjoy them when I saw them a few years back at teh Forum.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Don't really know any Alice In Chains
I'm not a big fan of 30STM, but I hear they're excellent live, as I know the support are, so going to see them on the strength of their performances, over the 'strength' of their music.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:35, Reply)
who are the support?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:36, Reply)
...You Me At Six

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:37, Reply)
When did metal get so bent?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I mean, it was always camp, but...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)
THere is a difference between "camp" and "fucking tragic emo wank"

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I'm going to see some proper noise next month:
www.factmag.com/2013/05/30/nazoranai-stephen-omalley-keiji-haino-and-oren-ambarchi-and-nicholas-bullen-to-descend-on-birmingham/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:41, Reply)
See, I don't get that shit either.
There isn't anything even musically interesting about that, it could literally be performed by three people who had never seen their instruments before.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Lazy argument, Al.
But I admit it's not for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Yet when I say that about bands like Cannibal Corpse, people say I'm an idiot.
Then again, they also say that when I'm not even talking.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:47, Reply)
You're an idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:49, Reply)
It's not lazy, if you're billing yourself as "noise supremos"
then it would help if a) your music was actually noisy, and that wasn't and b) if something interesting happened, even once.

I can't really get into Meshuggah, but they are both noisy and musically very talented.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Same with me, my friends are crazy about them, I just don't get it.
Same with Opeth
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)
It's likely to be uncomfortably noisy live.
I have an Oren Ambarchi album which, on first listen, I thought nothing happens on it.
Further listens have proven it to be brilliant.*

*If you like that sort of thing.*

**Which I do.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)
These are closer to pop punk than anything
Friend of mine loves them, dragged me to see them at Sonisphere, where they were superb. Have seen them since, it wasn't a one off performance, they actually are pretty damn good.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:39, Reply)
No I'm sorry, this is the most tragically fucking shit emo wank I've ever seen
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLqHDhF-O28

You really shouldn't support this kind of behaviour.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:38, Reply)
No I'm sorry, THIS is the most tragically fucking shit emo wank I've ever seen
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUUSz54G6jc
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:41, Reply)
No, that video doesn't cut to a 12 year old girl in eyeliner saying "I wish there was ... no such thing as fighting"

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I hadn't actually watched that video, I'll be honest
I was reminded yesterday that HIM actually exist, something I'd quite happily forgotten for several years.

Here's another spectacularly emo video
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I quite like "Love Metal"
though I know I shouldn't.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:45, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1994272

I'd also like to point out I made a gold comment at the bottom of this thread, and I don't think it's even been noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:46, Reply)
AHAHAHA!
I read it but I've only just realised what you meant!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)
The Disasterprone one?
Seen and clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Danke

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)

i.imgur.com/7GiO4U5.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I reckon B3th would enjoy the villages surrounding Cambridge.
Most notably Six Mile Bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Oh COME ON, that's solid gold internet that is.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)
You should go here
goo.gl/maps/EruZK
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Al -Aston Martin factory visit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:33, Reply)
I don't get this.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Probably something to do with wing mirrors.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I don't get this

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)
I think I liked this place better when it was a load of self-contained stories and not part of an overarching narrative.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Yeah me too. It's gotten too complex for it's own good.
You'll never find something as good as eggy cup any more.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:51, Reply)
two eggs one cup

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Sometimes I just wish you would die
and other times I wish you would die in a really unpleasant and protracted manner.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Clicking this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:58, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Chompy - his workstation.
Pretty sure that's somewhere he doesn't spend a lot of time at.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:34, Reply)
well, you know what the nhs is like

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Rory - fat camp.
He'd soon rally the troops with his motivational plain speaking.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Emvee - Cybertron

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Legoland, surely?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:38, Reply)
But Lego isn't even in his top 10 favourite plastic brick based toy sets

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Have to be Forest moon of Endor then

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:42, Reply)
What do you reckon made his top 5?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:43, Reply)
sticklebricks

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Mega Bloxs, Character Design, Chad Valley and two others that I'm not allowed to name for legal reasons
*ahem*
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)
and sticklebricks

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:46, Reply)
and MARRbricks

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Duplo
Bigger protrusions, if you know what I mean.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Wethamman - Israel

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I'd like to go somewhere hot and sunny
with some nice food and drink and lots of breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Azerbaijan it is!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I'm thinking of moving there when I retire

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I was thinking maybe California somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Hey, as long as it has good food, drink and breasts, I don't mind where it is

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:58, Reply)
i'd like to go somewhere without punitive road taxes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:55, Reply)
The cars I want to buy are taxed between 200 pounds and 475 pounds :(((((

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Buy a different car.
the oneI want is only £20
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:58, Reply)
this is because you are a hand ringing eunuch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)
This is why I have so much more money than you.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)
I don't have an expensive car witha massive engine
I would if I could, but I can't justify it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I don't want a shopping trolley with a lawnmower engine.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:01, Reply)
al probably wants a g-wizz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)
If he's on the £20 tax bracket
he must be driving around in something pretty close to a three cylinder sub 1 litre job.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Citroen C1 or its clones
VW Polo diesel, Fiat 500 Twinair, couple of others,

Or go the whole zero and get a Prius
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:09, Reply)
BMW '10 330i
38mpg combined cycle, 200 tax, 0-60 sub-6 seconds.

I like the compromise, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:16, Reply)
AKSHERLLLYYY ITS A FIESTA 1.6 AKSHERLLY!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:09, Reply)
That's an efficient engine. Diesel?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Yes.
If you drive like a retarded granny you can get it to do about 65mpg, but more realistically it gets about 50-55.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)
I don't like diesels.
Sure, they're low on CO2, but they have a bunch of other nasties that petrol doesn't. They're especially bad for particulates, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)
They produce coarser particulates yes
but actually it's the fine particulates that are more dangerous. If you can see the soot then it's aesthetically poor, but not actually particaularly bad for your health.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Every diesel I seem to see belches thick black clouds of crap.
What does it for me though is that the power's all backwards.

Power should go "waaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Diesels don't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I was looking at a Mark2 landy mudplugger
With a nice V8 lump in it, I don't think there is a better sound than a V8
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)
4x4s should be dieseasels for the torque
The concept of a diesel V8 is all, all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Depends if you regularly off road, and what sort of off-road you do

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)
They're great, long as you can afford the juice, they're a bit dipso.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I had no intention of buying it
I was just looking at one, short wheel base
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:33, Reply)
My mate used to have an old ex-police V8 Range Rover for offroading
Twin carbs, manual choke, between 3 and 14 mpg. On 4 star.
Would climb just about any hill though, at some speed
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:35, Reply)
I'm gonna be honest here Kroney
You're sounding like cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Cars are fun. People forget that.
Small, clean, city cars are not fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I'm not sure Ken Blocks Fiesta would come under Small, clean, city cars
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGBNHukCf7s
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:35, Reply)
they are awful for sulphur dioxide emissions
which is what the merkins judge the environmentalness of a car on, thus you get few diesels in merka
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)
the new ones look good but have the nastiest dashboards

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)
get a car with a smaller engine then fuckwit...
Or get an older car where you aren't charged tax on emissions.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:59, Reply)
pre 2002 car tax rate for 1600 plus engines is 220 a year.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Are classic cars still exempt?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:04, Reply)
pre-1972, yes.
They're mostly as slow as balls, though.

I did think about getting a mk1 Celica and putting a new engine, gearbox etc in it, but I'm pretty sure that the amount of mods I'd want to do would get it a Q plate and thus taken off the classic tax bracket.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Yeah that probs don't help

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)
It's difficult, Harters.
Tres difficile
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:10, Reply)
yeah but it doesnt change
so you can get a 6lt penis enhancer for the same price as a 1600
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Well yes, I know
The insinuation seemed to be the pre'02 cars are cheaper, which isn't really true.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)
no... I see what you mean
I meant comparatively
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I'm torn between wanting a decent turn of speed
and wanting a decent amount of economy.

I am on the horns of a dilemma.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:30, Reply)
What's road tax?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:58, Reply)
its a charge that bikalists shoudl pay...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)
103% of all bikalists have 2 or more cars

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:22, Reply)
103% of bikalists
have, on average, fewer than 2 testicles
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:34, Reply)
it's a tax paid by car owners to for the upkeep of the road network

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Really? Can you point me to any kind of official guidance on this "road tax" you speak of?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:02, Reply)
common knowledge innit, do keep up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:06, Reply)
But my van isn't a car should I refuse to pay?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Hahahaha small penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:03, Reply)
you called?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)
MASSIVE CUNT at your service

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:19, Reply)
opens window
fucks the night
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Sporters - Any club 18-30

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 14:57, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I think he's calling you a fat, sexist, racist, sunburnt cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:14, Reply)
If he isn't, then I certainly am.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I'M NOT RACIST!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Commendable honesty here, you fat, sunburnt, sexist cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:19, Reply)
T was indeed TJ

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Actually, I'm not sunburnt either

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)
AH NOAH

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I CANNAE SEE MAN!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1994172
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)
and old dont forget very very old

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)
SportsQuiz: 5/6

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)
but desperately trying to cling to his youth

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)
My Alzheimers prevents me even remembering where I left it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I reckon twohats would like a hat museum, but not a room exhibiting a series of explicit photographs of his mum

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:06, Reply)
i'd like both.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:14, Reply)
I have both

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:17, Reply)
You know me so well, glued

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Like so?
www.stockport.gov.uk/services/leisureculture/visitstockport/museumsandgalleries/hatworks/
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Woah

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:22, Reply)
why does his mum let them do that :(

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)
B3th
Club 18-30.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Monty Club 19-39

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Bartleby club 8-13

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Darth would love Brown Willy.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Once you've gone brown, you never go back?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Ask Darth.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)
*asks*
*is bummed*
*regrets*
*asks again*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Darth Disasterprone
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 15:29, Reply)

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