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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What do you know nothing about?We've witnessed a spectacular display of ignorance from Chompy in the last thread. What do you claim to know about that you don't?
What don't you understand? Me; electricity = witch craft. Successful marriages; a mystery.
Demonstrate your ignorance.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 10:42,
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Well your claims about the London property market & how school quality influences that were complete horse shit for starters. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 10:47,
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The premium for Ofstead rated outstanding schools in and around london is ridiculously high.Especially if you consider that the schools (can) get rated every year and the ratings often change. You'd never move house every year to the best school, so it's irrational. Anyway I only posted two things about that.
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you're not coming across well in this exchange, i have to admit(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 12:06,
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not that i can talk, i never come across well in any exchange(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 12:06,
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unless that makes me an expert in not coming across well in exchanges?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 12:07,
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You're coming across as talking to yourself here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 12:12,
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Montys post said 1 in 4 primary school children in primary school in Tower Hamlets speak another language at home.He got all worked up like this is the worst thing that can happen. Blamed the forrins in a racist way.
I pointed out the fact london school outperform the rest of the country
and that tower hamlets is significantly above country average.
This was backed up with actual facts.
You shouted at me about house prices
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How many times were you Ofsteaded while you were a teacher?can you give battered an idea of how big a difference there is between an outstanding and a good school.
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Ofsted normally happens every two years or soThere is a very fine margin between good and outstanding.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 10:59,
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Just had a look, better your score the less often a full inspection happens.(, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Yeah, they like to keep an eye on 'borderline' schools.Most boards of governers will only stand one or two dodgy inspections before they replace headteachers. Sometimes that's enough to make a difference.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:11,
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I only taught for one yearand we weren't inspected.
The judging standards have probably changed completely since then too.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:08,
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it strikes me that people are very very keen to blame darkies for stuff,confirmation bias and anecdotal evidence being kings for these people, so that they can then go, i'm not being racist, i've SEEN forrin kids hanging round in groups doing violence and i've seen terrible schools that are full of em, like there aint gangs of white kids and schools full of white kids that are equally terrible
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:59,
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the fact is you've had to learn english to get benefits for bloody years now,the tories only brought it up again as part of their plan to divide this country and get us all hating eachother so that they can get away with royally fucking large sections of society, cos they conned us into hating them
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 12:02,
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*electricity high-fives*Magic string innit?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 10:45,
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Plus it hides in the wallsIt's up to no good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 10:49,
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Think of it like water.Pressure, width of pipe and drinking too much will kill you.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:00,
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I think it is the -ve of it.Its the wrong way round for my brain
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:12,
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I know nothing about a lot of things. The thing that comes up most regularly is economicsHaven't a scooby. I just talk about what seems sensible to me.
I don't understand maths. Most of it past GCSE level is entirely beyond my capacity to understand it.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 10:45,
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The internal combustion engine. And physics.
Any form of DIY. I thought wall paper had a sticky backing on it.
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How many rolls of Fablon did you use to decorate your flat before you realised your mistake?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 10:52,
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i actually do not get how anyone hangs wallpaper without ending up a sticky mess wrapped in about half a mile of paperi'm bad enough with sellotape
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 10:56,
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Save say 350 quid for paper and 350 quid for a pro to hang it. I cannot be arsed with it in any way.
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Politics.Apparently I have a very naive view of politics. Stand for what you believe in, act on what you say, get voted on how you perform.
Then you add in party politics, media interference, market influence, and the whole thing gets confusing beyond measure.
It's no wonder there's voter apathy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 10:49,
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budgeting, self restraint, when to stop verbally savaging someone, loads of stuff(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 10:54,
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BTW men should know how electricity and internal combustion work.Man skills, innit.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 10:56,
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it will never be ok for you to spunk your inheritance on a shitty old rust bucket(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 10:56,
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I thought the VR6 was based on the rear wheel drive A3 platform?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:15,
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The VR6 wasn't based on the Golf - front axle was too wide. The smaller engined cars were based on the golf though. Mk2 I think.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:20,
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Sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. M3 was much better.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:16,
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M3 are cars for pricksThe Merc is a classic, That said seeing my above statement the M3 would suit Kroney
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That particular Merc was crap. The Porsche 944 Turbo from the same time period would be a good choice.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:25,
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That's no way to talk about your vajayjay(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:07,
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i wishthe dude sends me about 15 cockgazzes a day
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:16,
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Which you frot over repeatedly. Rubbing away on the budgie's nose surrounded by all those nasty ginger pubes (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:18,
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someone has put just that little bit too much thought into this, haven't they steve?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:19,
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well i didn't want to tell them your REAL NAMElancelot mcgaylord
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:22,
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get rid of your gag reflexand make sure your own Top Tip is nicely trimmed and CLEAN
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:17,
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Don't talk about my dog like that!But yeah.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:17,
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Just how much money I've spunked into my new house would be another thing(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:14,
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Little bit of bass, little bit of raasLove. It's on a par with religion as a destructive force on this planet with an inbuilt set of excuses. Does anyone remember those 'Love is..' naked cartoon couple from the 80s? What was THAT all about, eh?
And how come Ash off of Pokemon never gets old. Or stops being a twat. Pika...PIKKKKAAAAAAAA!!
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:14,
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Pretty sure they were children as wellWouldn't be allowed nowadays...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:15,
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My favourite one of those read: Love is...illegal when you look this young.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:18,
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UnixUnix
I'm a Mac Developer I delegate all my unix work to other people.
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Peej, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:18,
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www.guardian.co.uk/media/2013/jul/02/channel-4-muslim-call-to-prayer-ramadan
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I see Motorhead have cancelled the remaining tour dates due to health concerns about Lemmy.
bit.ly/17zNr1r
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I knew nothing aboutthe leaky shower that looks as though it's gonna cost me a new wall and a new kitchen floor :((((
Houses are a PITA
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well if you've made your house from Greek bread no wonder you are having problems(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:46,
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the greek near me does the most amazing hot buttery pittapaprika or garlic or wholemeal
we should totally b4sh there, the food is fucking amazing
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:54,
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He built it with his bare hands**head
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:57,
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i don't really understand what is wrong with people speaking different languages?(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:55,
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like how does that affect anything?i don't get it.
they all speak a funny language around here and it doesn't do anyone any harm, we all just get on
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 11:57,
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we get all sorts coming over our border speaking a non-native language and franklyit has done us more good than harm
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 12:04,
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I have a pretty well rounded knowledge of most things(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 12:17,
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'm a bent spastic
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 12:19,
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