F F F F Friday!
Right, fuck this shit - I'm going to the pub for lunch. What delights are you up to this weekend?

Alt:
LUNCHEON
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:50, 117 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A girl laughed in my face for suggesting going to weston supermare :(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Get B3th to bitch slap her

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:58, Reply)

It was B3th...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:59, Reply)

You know something I have not put any thought into what I may do this weekend
I'm sure sunshine and beer will play a part of it

Alt:meat?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:54, Reply)

This weekend I shall be out with the flatmate tonight
drinking with mates on saturday, then off somewhere with doris on sunday.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Bit early for starting on the pop, Sporters.
Gym, pub, barbecue today. Thankfully the barbecue is at the pub, I went to a horrendous work one last year, which was vegetarian AND alcohol-free. No booze being that there was an alkie/drug unit at our building, and we'd be putting temptation in their way.
As for tomorrow, and Sunday, no idea.
Lunch will be barbecued meat, with lots of salad and pickles. I like pickles.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:56, Reply)

If it was meat free then surely by definition it was not a BBQ
as a BBQ involves cooking meat over hot coals such that it is flavoured by its own juices and the smoke of those juices burning.
Sounds more like a vegetarian grill. Or hell, doubled by the lack of booze.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:03, Reply)

I'm afraid Lokers has hit the nail on the head here.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:04, Reply)

I assumed a barbecue could cook vegetables.
I stand corrected.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:07, Reply)

It can.
You are standing incorrected there, go back to where you were.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Not according to my dictionary

Origin:

mid 17th century: from Spanish barbacoa, perhaps from Arawak barbacoa 'wooden frame on posts'. The original sense was 'wooden framework for sleeping on, or for storing meat or fish to be dried'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I've got a bastard between the eyes
due to "that booze"

This weekend, I shall probably be looking at houses, and watching "the cricket"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Houses can be interesting to look at, yes.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:00, Reply)

for the purposes of buying another one.
I suppose I should have clarified, but it's not really very interesting.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Talking of house buying did you spot this?
metro.co.uk/2013/07/11/what-goes-on-behind-closed-doors-mysterious-rightmove-property-listing-sparks-online-frenzy-3878987/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I actually gathered this.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:08, Reply)

on conf call since 10am
got a headache, fed up now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:58, Reply)

^ Upset ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:59, Reply)

yes.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Gay

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:00, Reply)

you wish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:01, Reply)

^ Angry ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:02, Reply)

^ cunt ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Yes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Girlfriend over tonight, Warwick Castle & Bromsgrove tomorrow, BBQ and a friend's leaving do on Sunday
Alt: Chicken salad sandwich and a mugshot.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I like Warwick Castle.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Castle Davis
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Kroney and Battered in a tree K I S S I N G!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:03, Reply)

haha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:03, Reply)

My ex's ex boyfriend is doing my fucking head in,
telling me I should be at my kid's party tomorrow. My ex never invited me so I asked if I could go - she made it abundantly clear that with all her family going that I wasn't welcome. I told him this but he's insisting on making me feel guilty and will not fucking listen to me. My kid would love me to go which is why I asked but he just won't listen.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:00, Reply)

tell him to ask HER if you can go

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:02, Reply)

^^this
don't play piggy in the middle, tell one piggy to sort it out with the other one.
Child's wishes should come first, grumpy adults should fuck off and not be allowed any jelly or cake.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:07, Reply)

what the fuck business is it of his?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:02, Reply)

^This^

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:09, Reply)

^double this^

( Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:13, Reply)

you make me sick
this fist
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Nevertheless he should be at his kid's birthday party.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:14, Reply)

It's not for this guy to get involved.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)

I'm not listening.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)

You should go right, but wear a discise, like, a big hat with taquila and a a poncho and a mastash.
And then, at the very end, when you're standing at the door way and the ex is saying "Thank you so much Mr Mexican Man for coming, you were an absolute delight and pleasure and your company is always welcome in my house. I don't know if you're interested, but I'm going to Bogna for a week and we need someone to feed the cat; here are my house keys"...

... you rip off the mastash and say "AH- HA ! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG ! YOU DID NOT SUSSPECT A THING !"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

pub in the city tonight with some geordie mates, so that'll be messy
drinking with these reprobates tomorrow, so that'll be messy
boozy bbq on sunday, so that'll be messy

urgh!

oh, and lunch? there's an AMAAAAAZING new falafel place on fleet street, so i am wandering down there with a colleague for a bowl of salad and houmous and feta cheese and buttery hot pitta and hot crunchy fresh falafels with chilli and tahini sauce
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:04, Reply)

You'll get coal dust all over your clothes?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:05, Reply)

What's AMAAAAAZING about it?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:13, Reply)

the falafel

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Got a b3ta person and his lovely missus coming over tonight
bbq tomorrow, band practise sunday. Busy one this weekend. Makes a change from the usual 'fuck all'.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Hells bells

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Couldn't have put it better myself

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Camping in Warwickshire :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:04, Reply)

shire

poor battered
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:06, Reply)

I'm on days today, tomorrow AND Sunday.
:(
sadtimes.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:05, Reply)

turn that frown upsidedown
The lovely stuj
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Where's Theodora?
I miss him
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Yeah, nobodys heard from THEOBAN since he went to London

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I heard he got mixed up with a gang of boy thieves and now spends his days picking the pockets of rich gentlemen for 'kerchiefs and valuable trinkets.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:16, Reply)

I hope he doesn't accidentally try to pick Stunned posters pokets of class a drugs

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Stunned is the filthy Jewish ringleader of this gang.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:18, Reply)

:o
Where will it all end?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Golgotha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)

They'll end up dancing the hangman's jig, mark my words.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Hanging's too good for them.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Jobhunting, it would seem.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:21, Reply)

:( x 10
Sorry to hear that mate
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:22, Reply)

I assume you didn't get it?
Bummer.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:25, Reply)

unlike ym who gets it in every orifice every night
twice
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Look, DG's had some bad news.
There's no need to call him names.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Nope.
One candidate had more direct experience in a particular area, so they edged me out.

I've also just had to berate the Jobcentre for given me the wrong fucking agreement, the fucking useless cuntplugs.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Problem is I'm not sure you're hunting in its natural habitat.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I get this joke about the north east.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Have you contemplated restarting the piss trade
Get a few barrels knocked together and (h)away you go
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)

And here we are, up the toon, and we spot the educated male.
A rare site, indeed.... he appears to be stalking an equally rare site; the job. Slowly the educated male checks to see his refferences, oh look, spectacular; a cover letter. Spell checked I believe. You can see the hunger in his eyes... isn't nature marvelous? And yes, this is it, he's LinkedIn'ing the managing director. There's no hope for this pray.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)

There's no such thing as a free meal.
What a fucking stupid comment, of course there is.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I think you've misunderstood that expression.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:28, Reply)

yes there is
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1877186
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Unfortunately it means you will be sucking someones cock behind the bins at some point

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Im really feeling this Friday.
Been a long week stuck inside while the sun beams and everyone has fun!

No spectacular plans. Just chilling, cooking, shopping, drinking with the other half

Alt. Red onion and chive Jewish donuts with tuna mayo
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:28, Reply)

I'm wearing some new shoes and they are really fucking tight, i can't feel my little toe
I know how girls feel now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Empowered?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:34, Reply)

i've not flashed my growler at anyone if that's what you're asking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)

I always get it at the heel
New shoes are my achilles it would seem.
and plasters are gay.

There was a guy here yesterday wearing sky blue and yellow shoes. I kid you not. They didn't even go with anything else he was trying to make fashionable.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:34, Reply)

yeah the heels are tight an all
damn my size 10.5 feet. 10 is too small and 11 is too big :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Or you could shop in places that do half sizes
Or get some special platform shoes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:38, Reply)

yeah but these were a present, and had been in the sale so i guess choice was limited

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:39, Reply)

He's not joining a 70's Glam Rock band...
(are you?)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Sorry Mr Jay
I was referring to the phenomenon that I recall from my childhood, that seems to have disappeared over the last 15 years or so of people with club feet having 1 massive platform shoe to make their legs equal length.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I've seen homeless folk with them on!
Snazzy
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:48, Reply)

You should have got some of Dozer's

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:35, Reply)

You should post something different occasionally.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)

I really should

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Theres only one thing to do double H

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)

*holds breath and waits excitedly*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:46, Reply)

DYAAKY
sorry to be the etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:48, Reply)

:'(
why is everyone picking on me today
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Alright Charlie Brown

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Holds American football in anticipation

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:53, Reply)

3.bp.blogspot.com/_OYfe-NT8Jxk/TK_twiQQ9bI/AAAAAAAAATk/9ynUtxp5l-8/s1600/CharlieBrownLucyFootball.gif
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Not going to Stunned's for a barbecue.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:31, Reply)

I did't realise they invited him

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:36, Reply)

I have some nice Italian biscuits with my coffee, currently this is lunch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Twice baked ape

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I've been Blumenthaled!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)

enthal pkin
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:02, Reply)

I expect I'll be still umming and ahing over cars.
I seem to be incapable of holding to a decision.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:01, Reply)

do you at least have a shortlist of models you can share with the class?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:02, Reply)

This my friend may be of help
www.autotrader.co.uk/used-cars
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Lunch
I'm going to the Foodies Festival, apparently they have then all over the country.

Anyone been before?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:02, Reply)

I'm still upset that we didn't get a Grillstock
like you lot did in Bristol
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:05, Reply)

It was the St Pauls carnival last weekend
Wall to wall Yardies off their heads on cider.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:10, Reply)

The Nottingham Caribbean Carnival is in Aug.
www.nottinghamcity.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=5569&eventId=5841

It's normally shit so I can't see myself going to it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:15, Reply)

car +Kro
Y +c
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:15, Reply)

God I'm bored

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Hello Bored
pleasure to meet you
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Nope

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Other peoples failures have led to me getting shouted out
THANKS OTHER PEOPLE YOU SHOWER OF SHITCUNTS
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Getting someone else to order the cables didn't work out either huh?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Haha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:25, Reply)

you can fuck off and all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Alt: If I worked in London I'd be going for lunch at that new burger place in Covent Garden
called Five Guys. They have 100+ drink options apparently. And burgers. If anyone goes could you let me know what it's like, cheers.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 12:41, Reply)