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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning allCan anyone spare a biscuit? I have woken up ravenous* what particular mood/feeling have you woken up with?
Alt: Supposedly 1978 was the best year for Britain
metro.co.uk/2013/07/17/what-is-your-favourite-year-3884397/
What was your best year and why?
Alt:alt: What was the last thing that made you laugh?
*I do hope I’m not pregnant
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:04,
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Fuck's sake Harters.A food thread, FIRST THING.
You're even shitter than that Aussie boke who's not upset, he's trolling the trolls.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:13,
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Yeah....well.....welll..........I hope someone dies in a car crash (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:20,
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Morning.
I have woken up tired and miserable. Much like every other day, apart from today I have added 'hot' (temperature-wise) into the mix.
Alt: Dunno about best, last/this year has certainly been my worst.
Alt:alt: The last thing that made me properly chuckle was reading on a QOTW about a hoodie which was emblazoned with the phrase 'Fonkmaster rules da world'. I enjoyed that.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:20,
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Good morning young frogLook on the bright side at least you aint Emvee*
*You're not Emvee I hope
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:23,
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True enough, I should be more positive and look on the bright side.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:36,
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Hi DocI woke up with aching ankles, for no apparent reason. You're a doctor - what's all that about eh?
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:26,
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Probably something to do with your legs or feet. Perhaps a combination of both.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:37,
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^ Cankles ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:37,
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Altalt: The personalised baby on board sign on the car in front of me this morning:Mummy's & daddy's
Prince's
JAIDEN & DANTE
on board
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:22,
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And yet oddly I bet William hill gave those low odds for the new prince/ss(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:24,
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What the fuck is wrong with people and giving their kids stupid namesdo they not realise that one day they will have to go to school
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:25,
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Someone I used to work with named his son Brandon Lemar.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:39,
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I need a biscuit, biscuit, a biscuit is all I need... (
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:25,
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Fucks sake Swipe now I have that Aloe Blacc song as an earworm(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:26,
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He was born Egbert Nathaniel DawkinsNo fucking wonder he took a stage name.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:40,
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I saw him on jools holland liveHe was shit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:42,
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Needing something bad for meHad a Subway, it'll do.
Alt: 2009
AltAlt: imgur.com/user/revolut1onname/favorites/S8N8r
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:26,
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I knowWas running late this morning, so couldn't even grab a croissant.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:40,
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It looks pretty grim for any meal.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:47,
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*kicks shoe*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:29,
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Best year for me was any one of 1989-92The closing years of the free festivals and the early years of rave were fucking BRILLIANT.
I cannot put into words how fucking great that shit was.
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:29,
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hahaha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:33,
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Free festies going down was bad mate. We'll never see teh like sgain.Although early rave shit was good.
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Ironically it was the free rave scene which finally did for the festivals.A farmer can just about put up with a 4-hr Hawkwind set, but 6 days of techno with no downtime was never going to be sustainable.
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:38,
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Criminal Justice Bill?Brought in specifically to tackle those pesky Spiral Tribe raves. There are references to 'repetitive beats' ffs
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:55,
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It looked Draconian at the timeBut with hindsight, it has done a great deal to rid us of the scourge of middle class white boys with dreadlocks, annoying everyone with their fucking didgeridoos.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:56,
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And yet Emvee is still free to walk the streets of Finz-P.(
wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:01,
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He should be fairly easy for them to catch though, they usually round them up at Neds Atomic Dustbin or Back to the Planet reunion gigs.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:09,
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Monty is your dad?there are some real family secrets coming out today
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:50,
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I've woken up feeling thirsty and wanting a long boozy lunchAltAlt: YM.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:34,
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Alt:alt: You do realise your stealing team Baked thunder there?How did the whole ex taking micro shopping thing pan out?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:35,
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I picked micro up once she'd woken up, we had an excellent time (park, book shop, garden, drawing, meal etc.) and then micro's mother collected her about half 6. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:37,
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Did she get the arshlok table and jibstane chair she wanted?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:42,
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I couldn't give a shit, so I didn't ask. A poor attempt at 'humourous' furniture names. You bent spastic.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:43,
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ye4ah i know, but it's early and I've not had my breakfast or coffee yet(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:45,
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IF I AM YOU'RE THE FATHER(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:36,
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wouldn't I get dehydrated(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:40,
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I hope cho-cho bullies you today......AGAIN(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:42,
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I hope your mum bullies you today......AGAIN(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:46,
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Your mum will be too busy to bully anyoneAs the cast of Desmonds will be steam boating her to the music of The Prodigy's “Fire starter” most of the day
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:01,
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What's the healthiest bread? I want a tuna baguette/bap/sandwich for lunch but I'm watching my figure dontcherno. A lifetime on the lips and you've got big fuck off hips and all that.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:47,
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*hears faint squeaking**looks about in puzzlement*
*continues walking*
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:49,
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Charming. Still, that's no more than I'd expect from a traveller.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:50,
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*checks road**notices preponderance of yellow*
*moves to different road*
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:52,
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Rye or some other chewy brown shit probably(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:49,
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Yer, thought so. I was hoping that was a myth and floury white cheese topped baps were the healthiest(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:50,
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I think a sprouted grain bread is the best and healthiest option. Whole wheat is better than regular white breadI'm sure if you ask Loksey he will have something in mind
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:49,
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They haven't got any of them. How about gluten-free pitta?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:15,
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why don't you cut off your balls, dry them out, grind them into flour and bake some eunuch bread from them instead(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:16,
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You seem to be mocking my attempts at weight loss and self-esteemThis doesn't reflect well on the kind of supportive and constructive environment I've come to expect from this websight.
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:24,
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It's alright, gluten-free is to do with celeriac disease or something.How about a granary bloomer?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:28,
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The year I discovered free, unlimited scud on the internets was quite a highlight.I've no idea what year it was, as I didn't look at the calendar much.
Altalt: this week Mrs V stitching up a twat who had watched as she was made redundant and then took (what was left of) her job was quite lol.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:50,
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Well, I have done, really - without getting into the in-depth politics of it.Her old job (or a significant variation of it) was then advertised recently, so the twat went for that as well. She went for it too, but didn't tell them until after they'd had their interview. They were quite upset by this, as Mrs V is quite a heavyweight in her field, and thus they hadn't prepared for the competition she'd provide (and before you lol no she's not fat - she has to run about in the shower to get wet).
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:58,
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Morning VadgeScud missiles were big in 1992 was it then?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:52,
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My scud missile was pretty big then, sure.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 8:58,
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and coveted by Saddam Hussian (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:04,
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*applause*(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:05,
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Are you real Lusty or stealth Monty?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:07,
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Alt: 1979. Had a mega-hot girlfriend, money in my pocket, a full head of hair and a much slimmer waist.Altalt: Last night - watching one of my neighbours drunkenly bumbling up the street in the 'two forward, one sideways, one back' manner, then taking ages to get the key in the door. His Mrs coming out and giving him an earful before dragging him inside was just the icing on the cake.
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alt: but you just can't get no love(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:05,
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I tell you what Lusty I like the way you think....Why don't you ditch that smelly old roadie type and come to me, he's obviously got a gay thing going off with Stunned poster anyway.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:15,
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MURDERAlt:
My best year was around 1993 I think. I was 18, getting paid and had more than enough cash to go out all the time
AltAlt:
NOTHING (skulks back to room)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:07,
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Morning SportyHow are you and the family after last weekend?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:09,
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I must confess it's been a tough week(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:10,
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We also had the wonderful complication of Mrs Cow's errant brother turning upHe is a fucking wanker
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:16,
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spill the gossip, money woes? incest woes? Fruit woes?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:17,
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Her Mum and Dad split up when Mrs Cow was 7He lived with Dad, she with Mum. His marriage has just collapsed in spectacular fashion and he blamed his Mum entirely for his life being a fucking mess. Didn't once come to visit her when she was ill
A tit, basically
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:19,
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Oh, that's some terrific internet, right there.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:36,
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Ouchclick
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:16,
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I've unleashed a flock of racing pigeons already this morning(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:13,
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good to see you keeping up your end of the bargain(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:15,
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MorningI wasn't hungry, but now I am. Off to the canteen for a bacon roll, I think.
Anyone want to appear on Catchphrase? lostintv.com/tv-show?id=455
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:18,
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I just read that to the music of Primal Scream - Movin On Up (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:20,
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I now have an M-People ear wormworst of all the ear worms
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:21,
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You need to search for the hero inside yourself(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:22,
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Aero MOAR likeThis means I'm calling you a fat bastard Nakers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:25,
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I've just had a cup of tea and a Twix first time I've had one of them in years(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:28,
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:(that was a bit below the belt
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:35,
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hahaI thought that as I posted it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:48,
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I shall forever more sing this instead(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:21,
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I saw a few minutes of them at Glastonbury on television.Bobby Gillespie really is an insipid frontman.
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:28,
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A shite singer tooLooks like he needs a fucking good wash
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:29,
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He used to drink in The Dove by my house.He looks like a drowned rat.
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wanderlust, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:30,
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He was moaning at the crowd for not cheering enough. At the end he said "yeah well, I hope you enjoy the Stones.
Scotch cunt.
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RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:21,
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fuck knowsit's just a link, I'm not working for them.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:05,
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What a prick, eh?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 10:06,
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What if there is another wanking Mr Chips moment. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:28,
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haha I forgot all about thatwww.youtube.com/watch?v=qtM0-ZFwiNo
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:30,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2019323
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:23,
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I woke up feeling tired (having finally got a decent night's sleep, but positive generally.Alt: I'm not very interested in wallowing ion nostalgia. this year has been the best so far and I expect to be saying the same next year.
AltAlt: Probably me ex-wife's attempts to wind me up, although it was a quiet internal laugh..
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:38,
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Morning CQ I would have thought it would have been 1999 when you first saw thiswww.imdb.com/title/tt0120891/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:43,
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That is one of the worst films I have ever seen. Right up there with Best Defense and The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.
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Agreed, but then I really dislike Will "wingnut" Smith(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:53,
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I actually quite enjoyed that film.in a light-weight will smith kind of way. 15 years later my son rather liked it too. it's alright for a bit of fluff.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:55,
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another failed B3ta marriageit's turning into a divorcee's party in here
EDIT: oh you're CQ!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:43,
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It's a good job Battered is servicing yours twice a day whilst your at workThat keeps her civil enough to put up with your bent spastic antics when you get home
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:44,
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Have you just realised this?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 18 Jul 2013, 9:59,
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