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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD MOOOOOOOOORNING OFF-TOPIC!!!!!!!??!?!?!??!?!Hey guys, my name is Windy Pig and i want to hear about what you have to say!
What's been your favourite moment in recent weeks? Tell us a happy story about your life.
Alt: Weight loss, our very own swipeypoos is on a weight loss kick, should we all be supportive of her? Have you ever done any serious exercise? maybe like frisbee you play a stupid pointless and idiotic sport!! I want to know all about it.
altalt: I'm going to fix a light in my bathroom, if i don't reply to anyone in this thread, i have died.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:56,
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latest was 12 years ago)
My favourite moment in recent weeks was getting my wood burning stove fittedI can now burn shit and drink whilst doing it
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I'm training for the Great North Run at the moment so lots of running. Off out either tonight or tomorrow for 7.5 miles
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I put up a new kitchen light last night. Nobody died
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:58,
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good on you sport, it's great to have you in my thread. You're number 1 buddy, number 1
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:02,
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Alright WPb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2025358
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:36,
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Here to helpwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2025815
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:45,
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The reviews of the place online were at best, inconclusive.He's got some experience behind a bar and a small amount of actual 'running the fucker' experience.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:48,
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Top acquisition yon woodburner.Had one for two years now. HAD TO buy a pro table saw and a woodshed. Hours of blokery going on.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:07,
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I built my woodshedNeed a decent saw though - recommendations?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:09,
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Recently got a Woodstar ST12 from Screwfix (not a dating site)It's excellent with a powerful induction motor but it's expensive just for a firewood cutter. I use it for joinery as well so I can justify the outlay to she who must be justified to. In the past had a Clarkes 10" table saw, quite adequate. Also have an Evolution sliding mitre saw from BandQ, good too. A lot depends on what type of wood. Much of mine is scrap from house renovation.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:26,
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Good stuffThey are fucking expensive!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:17,
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I'm looking forward to getting some good use out of itBefore I give it to my brother on his birthday, moving out to a caravan in the woods so I figure he needs it more than me. Fucking hippies
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ONLY 10 MORE SLEEPS UNTIL NEW SCROOBIUS PIP VS DAN LE SAC SINGLE !!!!!!!!(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:00,
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Also, in response to badgers question about a cambridge pub, cahnces are they're being vague as the sales aren't there, so they want to get a manager in, to keep the doors open while looking at either selling up, and acquiring something else.
Or, they like him and think he's good enough to maybe try and pull it around. Ask around the pubs nearby and find out if is only the prices holding them back, or whether previous management were just shit. People will go to more expensive places ifthey're good enough.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:01,
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Favourite moment:Last Saturday when camping, my kid was having such a magical time that she asked,wide-eyed 'is this real'? I nearly wept, big softie that I am.
Alt: I used to go running, fucking hated it. I used to walk down the canal to Angel each day, liked it but seem to have just stopped. I could lose half a stone I reckon. I hate sport and exercise with a passion but appreciate that it is necessary for good health.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:02,
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I rather liked the camping storyMight get a tent up in the back garden and do that soon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:03,
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Every time I see your missus I get a tent up IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:04,
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that camping thing is super awesome, got any more plans for you and the little one?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:06,
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When my flat gets sold I plan to take her to America.My father's holiday/retirement home is here: www.chincoteague.com/
Perfect for family stuff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:09,
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link doesnt want to open at my end.but USA sounds cool. I was surprised how much of an awesome time i hadover there.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:11,
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fat burning and muscle toningnot weight loss. i don't really want the scales to move, as i'm bang in the middle of a healthy weight range (MORE so now that the gym measured me at 5'7", hoorah, i've always thought i was 5'6)
but i want to be in much better shape, and to be a better shape. it's all too unevenly bunched up and i have stupid chicken legs and arms (not wings).
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:03,
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fair enough, i'm in the same situation really, but i'm sticking to weight training, all that personal trainer stuff looks like torture, and i enjoy lifting.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:05,
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you sound to know what you're doing thoughi don't - i get stuck in a rut and then i get bored. i want to learn more about it. lifting is good, but the bars scare me a bit, i need the PT to help me. she made me do about 20 mins of boxing last night, it was fucking brilliant.
afterwards she said, "tough day, was it?!"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:08,
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i only know what i'm doing from asking other people that lift, and youtube videos for form, and a bit of research.. There are whole programs out there written for you, starting strength, and tone up and super bulk and everything. Personal trainers are good if you need motivation though, i know i found it hard to get in to the gym at first.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:10,
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it's hard if you've worked from 8-8 to get off your arse and haul it to the gym, and your current job's much more physically tiring than minei'd like to think this 8 weeks will meet my goal of toning up and reshaping my waist, then i can keep in touch with the trainer for a touch up every other week or so, but have the knowledge to do it myself.
there are some really good plans online. i got into running by the couch-5k plan; prior to that i always set off too fast and got disillusioned.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:13,
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Running is goodIt makes me relax as my brain switches off from sensible stuff
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:15,
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yeah, if i'm honest i'm struggling to get to the gym more than twice a week at the moment, which sucks donkey balls, but i'm in no real hurry, i can tone up slowly for now, then when my schedule settles down, get in to going 4 or 5 times a week.
I need to decide whether i'm going to lean down, or just go on a bit of perma-bulk and get all muscly.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:17,
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yeah, but then i don't really want to be a big muscley freak man, i work with a guy that is a powerlifter, and i just don't see that body shape suiting me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:23,
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too much is horrificbut nice muscles are nice
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:29,
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The problem seems to be that it is a one way trip.Either you maintain those muscles forever, or you turn into a fat mess.
I'll stick with skinny, thanks.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:41,
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I have a cousin who used to be a body builder maybe25 years ago.He's now just a wee fat bloke. Muscle turns to fat - there's no hiding from it.
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I've quite liked minibadger learning to smile and laughand the fact that she now thinks sticking your tongue out is a way of saying hello. In your face, child-rearing convention.
Alt: I played hockey against Scotland Masters on Monday and won. Fuck you, wobbleinternet.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:03,
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just you, against the whole of scotland?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:08,
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My summer hockey side.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:21,
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Is she out of the leg braces now?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:09,
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nope.Fingers crossed tomorrow, but I really don't want to jinx it.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:22,
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I hope she pays her bills on time in future(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:26,
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I hope it all goes well.Crossing your fingers and hoping to avoid being jinxed doesn't sound very scientific though, badge.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:29,
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I'm a mystery wrapped in a hypocritical enigma, tangles.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:32,
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I hope your god is solid on utrasound.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:35,
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She's a pretty vengeful one, but luckily doesn't really exist so is unlikely to have much bearing on events.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:37,
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: ( i didn't know that, poor little mite, I hope it all works out(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:34,
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she's REALLY fucking annoyed with them nowshe's worked out how to get her right leg out of them, but that hip was fixed a couple of weeks ago so that's not really a problem. Does make her look odd though. Like she's frozen in a flying crane kick.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:36,
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my friend's baby had thoseyou wouldn't have the faintest clue now she's 2. she fucking loves her trampoline.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:39,
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I can imagine.My first would've been absolutely furious.
All he's ever wanted to do, pretty much from the word go, has been to bounce and run and generally move a lot more than being in braces would've allowed.
Fortunately they decided after a couple of hip scans that he was ok.
/fobtm
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:40,
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glad you're enjoying itMine woke up and came to play at 5am today \o/ such fun!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:10,
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she's currently decided that sleeping is for the weakunfortunately.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:23,
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2 weeks in Turkey with the girlfriend and kids. Brilliant. Enormous fun and very relaxing.Alt: I started to lose weight at the end of last year. Came down from 13 1/2 stone down to just under 12. Kept the weight off ever since. Piece of piss - no fad diets, no expensive gyms, no fake-diploma nutritionalists, no rip-off personal trainers.
Idiotic sports - cricket, football, basketball.
AltAlt: phone an electrician.
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well, you say phone an electrician,but i'm now an electrician in the future, so i reckon enough knowledge will have seeped back down the timeline so that i will be ok.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:07,
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Good thinking.Presumably you invented a time machine as part of your training?
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i assume i wil have done yeah, surely that's the first thing i would do.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:12,
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This is dangerous. A future electrician can get splatted in the present.
What you need is a current electrician.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:13,
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This morning, my dog that likes to jump in the pond i dug up,sat on the spot where it's been filled in and wined till i dosed her with the hose.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:05,
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reading it back, that does look like cruelty, when in fact, she loves playing in the spray from the hose in this hot weather, and it was lol.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:15,
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You know I can't even be arsed to get my moral outrage onWHAT HAS BECOME OF ME
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i don't know darth, maybe go an do a little gay dance in the mirror and look at your own bum for a bit, and pretend your wooing the reflection in the mirror. Maybe some fantasy will lift your sunken spirits.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:19,
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PENISFOLD the new sidekick(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:24,
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Do you mean Emu and has Rod Hull got his arm up your arse?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:06,
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If this is a gay sex term it's not one with which I'm familiarwhich makes you MORE OF A BENDER than me
Ha
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As with nearly all of Jeff's posts, it is an 80s television reference.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:28,
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Alright WindersMy favourite moment in recent weeks (beaker alert) was, of course, my album launch on Saturday. I'm usually very modest, but fuck it, we were ace. Buy my album.
Alt: In around 2009ish, for the first time in my life, I became 'the right weight for my height'. This manifested itself in a round belly that did not suit my scrawny frame. I spent about six months or so getting up and going for a five minute run each morning and refusing any cakes or whatever else came around at work. That seemed to work for me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:07,
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im glad the album launch was cool.also, the word album has the word BUM in it. LOL.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:08,
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Thx babesLOL indeed. It also has 'Al' in it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:10,
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Also Lumb. See urbandictionary.com for relevance to this site.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:47,
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5 minute run...where did you run to, the fridge?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:12,
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Round the block.That was more than enough for me.
I fucking hated it.
I'm staying thin so I never have to put myself through that again.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:13,
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cakes at work are a bitchit's easy not to buy chocolate or sweets, but if someone puts them out for free under your nose, it's hard.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:18,
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I can easily ignore the shop bought onesBut the homemade ones took some willpower.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:25,
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i'm the other way round with cakesthis probably stems from finding a dog hair in my friend's flapjacks when we were little. so homemade, nah, unless i know the person well. but crappy mr kipling slices? nom.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:28,
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"doghair in my friend's flapjacks"Is a contender for left-field euphemism of the year.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:40,
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Well my wife and I are getting on for the first time in ages!Alt. I have no need for weight loss because I don't sit on my arse all day and I cycle to and from work.
AltAlt. Leave the power on so you can shine a light on the wires.
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Peej, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:07,
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You could at least buy him a drink first(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:11,
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been chatting up the greengrocer again sporters patel?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:16,
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I'm not sure if I have had a Fav. moment over the last few weeksIt seems all I am doing is just work at the moment
alt:Yes & yes.
Alt:alt: I will start on your eulogy
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:10,
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My new suit arrived, it is lullybut, there is no room what so ever for waist expansion, so i need to lay of the pies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:11,
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sainsburys now do a quiche without pastryisn't that just an omelette?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:15,
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YESgoats cheese, pesto, pine nuts and mushrooms
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:19,
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don't make me threaten to open my gazbox on youbacon sucks
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:22,
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don't you threaten me with your drooling red setter(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:22,
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it's more like a bald eagleACTUALLY
majestic and with a massive beak
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:27,
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it's a terrify thoughtor a new film from the makers or "sharknado" and "Mega Octopus Vs Giant Shark"... "Cephlapussy"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:46,
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you're scotch yours are probably deep fried and battered(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:21,
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Who said I was Scotch?I've only ever had the rubbishy shop-bought ones. The pastry makes me vom a bit but I still buy them for the filling - am I a fool?
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so Britain then?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:25,
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Besides the spellingYou got me. Isle of White makes it sound like some sort of KKK reservation
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is he a bonafide racist?i was a bit perturbed by him calling Ainsley a wog
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sadly, he just does it for the shock factorhe's secretly black but in denial
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:42,
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The rumour is* that he was linked to the Stephen Lawrence murder.* The one I have just started
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:42,
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ha ha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:49,
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I reckon Quiche is the most indifferent thing on the planet.I don't dislike them, I don't like them, they're just there, sitting on the table, looking at me, waiting, watching.... planning.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:31,
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No-one would have believedin the last years of the nineteenth century, that human affairs were being watched from the timeless worlds of quiche. No-one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinized, as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life on other foodstuffs. And yet, across the gulf of the table, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this earth with envious eyes; and slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against us.
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we're safe until they evolve quichethumbs(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:38,
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OH no Tigar, no. There has to be more to this buffet (oh no tiger no), some chicken drummers - would make this a nice display.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:42,
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yes, and omlettes are shitas are fritattas
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:16,
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I do love eggs (in a non-shoving up cunt way)(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:20,
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I LIKE DOG EGGS!!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:21,
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*applauds*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:34,
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Don't Fucking start this one again NakersOr I'll find you and punch you in the ear
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:23,
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Omelettes are just over cooked scrambled eggs(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:31,
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Fuck you, I refuse to be drawn into this conversation yet again(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:34,
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in that case you've overcooked your omlette as well, you fucking eggwrong.They aren't supposed to be set in the middle.
ditto tortilla.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:34,
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I have never cooked an omeletteaside from making eggy strips for some asain dishes
I like my scrambled eggs still clucking
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:35,
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Swipey could make herself richer by listening to me, instead of paying some pretty bellend spouting SCIENCE at her.Eat healthy food in reasonable portions, do some fucking exercise. It costs about £60 for a pair of decent trainers - go for a run - it's fucking free. If you want to build up a bit, do some press-ups and sit-ups.
It really isn't complicated.
The only thing that people lack is self discipline, and no amount of money will buy that.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:35,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:36,
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Here's one.1. Buy trainers.
2. Go for run.
3. Eat less cake.
4. Repeat.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:38,
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I don't think we should be talking "massively" here(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:38,
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Plan:1. Eat healthily.
2. Do some exercise every other day.
3. Don't be a weak-minded, easily-distracted fool.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:39,
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True. It's the road to Darwinism.I used to smoke. I smoked quite heavily for a while. I gave up after realising what an utterly, utterly stupid thing it is to do, which took me nearly 20 years to realise.
Fatness, likewise, is a choice.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:47,
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too black and whitethere are people in the middle who need inspiring and encouraging
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:40,
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Here's some inspiration and encouragement: do you want to be a fat or slim?Christ. What next - you want people to read books aloud for you?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:44,
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nobut if i get up at 6.30 and i am in work by 7.30 and i work til 8 at night, i need some encouragement to make me spend the next 90 minutes working out. if i've paid a lot of money for a PT, it does the trick!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:45,
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So it's not the health you're after, it's the buying of a service?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:48,
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bit of bothi think you have to allow that people see and do things differently. maybe you have iron willpower. good for you. not everyone is like that. so long as they are trying, and not sitting around in a blob of lard, let them get on with it, dude.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:49,
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Oh I have no people spending their cash on whatever they want - I'm a great believer in parting people from their cash for one's own personal gain.I'm just pointing out how you can save an awful lot of your cash.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:53,
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i'd only spunk it on worse thingsalthough my dad has VERY generously said he'll pay for this course, which is amazing of him
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:01,
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I do a course - it's very reasonably-priced.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:04,
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Seeing Micro-jogs age 2yrs 10mth when we got her first two wheel bikethis week. Got stabilisers on so only took her 10 mins to master it (excluding braking, the adults were utilised as buffers.)
The rest of the day was all, "I got a bike." "Is this my bike?" "I can ride my bike." to anyone in earshot, including innocent bystanders on a ride round to great grandma's. There's no greater pleasure than the company of a happy kid, in a non-noncey way of course.
Thank you for asking Windy Pig.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:37,
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\o/I like this, mine is just two and is small for her age ass was born early, it looks wrong when she is swinging from climbing frames or balancing on ropes and stuff.
they grow up so fast :'(
FOBTM
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:40,
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Have you tried turning it off and back on again?(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:54,
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I'm at a bupa place, windyThey took blood, made me blow into something, all sorts. Also, free wifi!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:39,
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and coffee and biscuits and fruitIt's all very pleasant
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:40,
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are you sure your weren't stopped for drink driving?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:40,
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ha ha (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:45,
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he was getting really excited about pride on fb, bless him(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:51,
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I'm glad you're here, all this talk of happy children has reminded me that it's half term and all the sprogs are going to be making a mess of the place. You can cher me up with tales of your hospital stay.
Are you in for the same thing again? or has the bum aids finally got you?
but seriously though, you alright?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:56,
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nah, arranged by work innitI couldn't afford all this nonsense.
Thx tho hun x luv u x
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:23,
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the best news was that I'm taller than I thought I was(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:25,
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Launching my new website at work.I built it from the ground up, first solo project yet. Mega satisfying.
I cycle pretty every day. If I stopped eating shit and drinking beer I could probably shift a bunch of weight.
Lowest I ever was was 73kg - 4% ish body fat. Couldn't maintain that as I like pies and beer too much.
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What does the customer journey look like for someone looking for pint glass sized dildo?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:41,
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Lowest I ever was was 6lb 12ounces. Fatty(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:51,
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Excellent have a click
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:54,
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Probably getting or starting my new job, I suppose.My next favourite moment will be on Friday when I get paid. It's been a few years since I had a regular income, so it'll be nice to have that buffer for when the sales of used underwear dry up on eBay.
Alt: don't talk to me about weight loss. I realised the other day that I've put on about three stone since I got married. That's a stone a year. If it carries on like this I'll be the same size as my namesake from The Gossip. I was so depressed by this realisation, I had to go have a sit down and a cake.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:43,
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Pizza Express updatenow endorsed by Charlie Brooker, Konnie Huck and child. Seen in my local branch on Monday night.
There is no word on what deal they were dining out on
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:54,
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Is she the annoying one* from Blue Peter?*they are all annoying
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:56,
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Was? when did she die?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:58,
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pizza express is one of those annoyingly passable restaurants.When done properly the food is entirely edible for the price, the waiters tend to be pretty good, the decor is generally good. It's a good chain, but that is all that it is.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 11:59,
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Don't go there hungry though/ac
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:00,
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when HH jnr was a leveretI taken him to one of them all you can eat mid-day pizza hut/express or some such, why don't they ever put out the proper pizzas not just the fucking margaritas
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:03,
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i have never set foot in a pizza hut i'm afraid.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:04,
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Large chain innit and he wanted pizzaI think that's the only time I have been in one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:06,
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My kids fucking love Pizza HutOverpriced tasteless pizzas
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:06,
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Is it them that do pasta salads and so forth? (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:07,
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YeahI end up in there about once a month
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:09,
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I feel like it in thereStill, all you can eat ice cream with sweets in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:10,
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Right it's them bastards then, last time went must have been about 8 years ago durin the 6 weeksschool holidays, every time they brought out the new pizzas a fucking swarm of teenagers got all the meat ones leaving the crap ones :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:18,
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cold pasta is not a saladit's just cold pasta
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:09,
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I agree.....I do not like pasta salad, it's just baffeled me why a pizza place would offer this(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:19,
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You should try my wood shed.The food's just as good.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:12,
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Have you converted it to a smokerI would love a smoker
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:16,
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No but been looking at the possibility.Would have to be hidden though because my attempts at multiple building "art sheddo" have already attracted the epithet "fucking eyesore" from someone close to the project.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:58,
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I might start a royal baby/scouse band thread(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:12,
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HI GUYS!!!Well I recently went to Paris but that was more than a few weeks ago now so my next excursion is back home to Geordieland in September. Haven't seen my hometown for almost a year now. Need to get a visit to the parents and that in.
Im currently in a programme to be debt free by 2014 so my spends are rather limited this year. All worth it in the long run though.
Alt. I did do a few months of eating nothing but salads. Didn't see a difference so went back to eating proper food. I always cook from fresh and walk a lot so that's more than some do!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:14,
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Did you see that telly programme a few years ago that tried to do this for people?They never did the follow up though because it turned out that all the people they chose were complete pricks with no hope of ever paying off their mortgage.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:18,
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Yeah, two years of a second job and eating 7p beans from Kwik Save.Fuck that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:22,
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I rent. Dont want to be tied down to a property(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:42,
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THE BOX SAID THERE WAS A BULB INCLUDED, BUT THERE IS DEFINITELY NOT A BULD INCLUDED AND NOW I HAVE TO GO BUY A NEW BULB.stupid Wickes.
So, anyway, this thread has been fun, but can someone start a new one?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 12:20,
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See what happens when you try to wire intothe future. The bulb hasn't been invented yet.
Ace thread though, well done.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 24 Jul 2013, 13:00,
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