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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Poorly attended late afternoon thread.
I spent a short time in a yurt at the weekend. It was alright.
How is your real life slightly like your meme on here? Is it alright?

Alt: Not got a meme? Step forward and let us say cruel things about you until one of them sticks.

Altalt: alright
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:31, 303 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
\o
First up
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)
This is yours:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1991430
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:22, Reply)
In real life I do actually wear a turquoise shirt occasionally.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Fucking DG deleting cunt
I'd said his post made me smile and he fucking deleted it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Soz, I saw that tangles had already posted.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Glad you are getting sorted, old chap

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Interim contract initially but may well lead to permanent.
Unfortunately I don't have a start date yet, so I can't really sign off.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Things going the correct way though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Woo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:44, Reply)
are you drilling for Caudrilla
Following good Tory doctrine
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I inadvertently stomped, so I have deleted.
Also, subject to references, I'm not dolescum anymore. This has put a smile on my otherwise surly face.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:33, Reply)
*glares*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:34, Reply)
*flares*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:34, Reply)
*tears*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)
*Hartley Hares*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:41, Reply)
*despairs*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)
great news DG, I'm sure you'll have a long and happy career at Games Workshop.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)
*Northern/nerd joke alert*
He'll D6 months
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I'M GOING TO BE A COMMUNICATION AND INFORMATION GURU, ACKSHULLY!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)
32, Norwich

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Martin 35 from Norwich
Edit... fucking cockit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:38, Reply)
MARRtin

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:39, Reply)
I spent far too long on mine :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:44, Reply)
yes you did

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Think about it though, if neither you nor sporto had posted yours, then it would've been WELL LOL
Just think about that, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Ah now you mention it
that's brilliant... You do certainly get points for effort.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:50, Reply)
...for Games Workshop

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:39, Reply)

I' GOING TO BE +RTIN, 32 TELE  D+ALYST, INFORMATION GURU, ACKSHULLY! NORWICH
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)
You know what, right....
Although Games Workshop is a bit... well..... you know..... but actually some of the stuff they do is quite artistic and cool, and the games are quite fun (in relation to other board games).
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I didn't even notice.
I am pleased for your good news though (subject to references)
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Congratulations

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)
FUCK YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Well done DG.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:16, Reply)
I am not really Indian
Alright?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:34, Reply)
fine, native american then
no need to be so sensitive
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)
That would be FAR cooler

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)
These Pakis are awfully sensitive

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)
but....
but....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:37, Reply)

t d
t d
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:38, Reply)
*sigh*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)
MARRginally

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:37, Reply)
^Pakistani^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)
INFIDEL

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)
KABOOM

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:37, Reply)
It's very hot where I work so I do get slightly sweaty and sticky at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)
I have hardly ever been called a cunt on here. Maybe that's my 'thing'.
Or I suppose no-one takes much notice of me on here anyway, and that is startlingly similar to my fuck up of a life.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)
awww
*ruffles froghair*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Great name for a lolwaki indie band.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)
"Spider-based wanking disaster" is still the #1 lolwaki band name in my world, though.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:43, Reply)
That is pretty lolwaki.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Sorry who are you again, you cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I'm Doctor '35/8 YESSSS!!!!! YOU CUNT!!!' Frog. Pleased to meet you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I don't have a meme.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)
this is just a ruse to get everyone to reply to you while you touch yourself

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)

+b+r
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)
nope lost me on that one

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)

I edited it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:49, Reply)

+ and it's still shit
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Meat feast pizza.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)
In real life I do actually photograph rain and rainy things, with various degrees of success.
Altalt: alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Are you asking me if I'm slightly French or sometimes commit gross acts of indecency with frozen turds?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Because the answer to both is
HELL YES
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I'm a bit too tired for it right now, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Shit happens
...but not tonight (Josephine)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)

yes OUI
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Well are you?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Not really, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I'll take that as a 'maybe'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I really do play hockey
and I am a prick.

I'm not actually gay though. Well, not that much. And only for pay.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Only if you push back Badge
You know the rules
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:43, Reply)
It's not gay unless your balls touch.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Newton's Cradle is your answer here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:46, Reply)
What can/Can't we say about Misery McUglyWife and what is/isn't libellous?
I need to consider.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)
That he raped a spastic?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Ok, can I say that? And is it libellous?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)
No because it's not damaging to him and clearly a joke.
Hard to claim it's defamatory when it's said with no reference to his real name, on an anonymous internet forum based literally on the other side of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:46, Reply)
You're worse than whatever twitter user is getting the medias panties in a twist today.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Right just for that I'm going to bomb your house at 7.15 tonight

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I suppose I'll have to go out to dinner.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:51, Reply)
50% off!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:54, Reply)
FREE WINE

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:56, Reply)
+H

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:58, Reply)
is that the same as saying you reckon he would rape a spastic given the chance?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:46, Reply)
All I'm saying is that spastics need to watch out.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)
No wonder Baked Ape is in hiding

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Does he have a pool?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)
QOTW is a strange place
somebody posts something, somebody else replies and then suddenly everybody's accusing everybody else of being angry despite the evidence not really backing it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)
^ upset ^
rapist
!
\/
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)
^rapist^

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Kettle calling

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:51, Reply)
I am as yet
unmemed I think...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Yours is posting in threads after they've ended

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)
^this
*starts new thread*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:46, Reply)
FUCK YOU SPORTSCOW STOP POSTING WHAT IM POSTING QUICKER THAN I AM

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:46, Reply)
I appear to be MARRginally quicker than you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)
As your missus will confirm

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:49, Reply)
No prizes for cumming second

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:50, Reply)
It's not looking good for this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:46, Reply)
See now you have set me a dilema
I should really wait until tomorrow to agree... but then no one will see it.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:48, Reply)
and just to finish off the pun

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 9:08, Reply)
All of my memes are true :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:46, Reply)
What about the sub-memes?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Full on chutney Geordie.
Not as camp mind
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Chutney ferret is one of my all time favourite phrases

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I can honestly say I have never been called it until B3ta

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:51, Reply)
It just makes me chuckle
I've no idea why that relates to gay
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:52, Reply)
That makes me very proud.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:55, Reply)

proud

HARD
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:59, Reply)
I've spent half an hour on the phone to an insurance broker to get some quotes

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I hope you've got legal cover, in case you get sued for libel.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I've considered that.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:55, Reply)

d for libel t pudding heart failure
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I do love a good suet dumpling.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:58, Reply)
lolz
what plate is the car on?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:00, Reply)
It's a round china one with a floral pattern round the edge.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Jeffers give Al his account back

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Did you mean to ask how old my car was?
If you did, it's a Jan 2013 62 plate.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:12, Reply)
That's quite a nice car
Good luck working out the Bluetooth connectivity
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:16, Reply)
It's a piece of piss on the fiesta
you just turn on bluetooth on your phone and it just works.

I can't imagine it'll be any differnet.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:21, Reply)
I went for the even more obvious.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:12, Reply)
A number one I'd imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Better than a number two, because that means a poo!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Yawn.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Yay, we've won the ashes because of rain!
Although I think we still might dick them 4-0
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:00, Reply)
^ GHEY ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:00, Reply)
SO YOUR FACE!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Your cruel things cannot harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:00, Reply)
^ twatfink ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:00, Reply)
FUCK YOU NIGGER

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:01, Reply)

dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Wings working well then?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Not since Linda carked it

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Quorn but not forgotten

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Oh bra-vo 10/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Alright Reg

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:01, Reply)
'Sup you oven glove prick?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:02, Reply)
It's gone all dark and rainy here
My oven glove will be soaked :(
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:03, Reply)
My meme is that I'm OBVIOUSLY Rory the Lion
Whaddaya say to that then tangiers?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:04, Reply)
I don't believe that you are that man.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:09, Reply)
I reckon it's Q

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:11, Reply)
I really wish it is

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Not on your (little) nellie

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Well who are you then, you mystery lolmeister?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Am I not a person in my own right yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:17, Reply)
no.
we haven't had an original new poster since 2009.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:30, Reply)
We can have a right laugh about it in October at the 'bash'
with you and Mrs Monty and 'Bill Clay' and rosalicious
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:20, Reply)
This is what we've all been hoping for.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Oh, yeah. Cheers Tango

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:22, Reply)
It's meant as a compliment.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Oh soz bbz. You're alright you are, know your oats etc
You coming to the 'bash' in October then?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:24, Reply)
And get to meet the man behind the mystery?
Hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:26, Reply)
\o/ WOOO! FUCKEN BONANZA MAN!

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:27, Reply)
it's rory
ask him about his old trafford season tickets
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Everyone's having a right good laugh at you Pippi
You're no Ironside that's for sure
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:25, Reply)
yer yer yer... pretty sure that nobody is even reading it, never mind giving a shit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:25, Reply)
^ UPSET ^

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Is this still your compelling bit of 'evidence'?
The word 'yer'
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:27, Reply)
no, there's more to it than that
the capitals, the man utd stuff, the general language/syntax, the fact that there is never anybody new on here and all the socks are either al or rory... you know...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:28, Reply)
I dropped a Man U reference a while back to to seal the deal

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Oh and the @ instead of ' in CAPTALISED POST@S

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:29, Reply)
MAYBE YOU JUST WANT TO SUCK RORY'S COCK INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY BEING HIM
MAYBE?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:30, Reply)
^ SHOUTY ^

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:30, Reply)
it's monday
and the weekend is days and days away :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:31, Reply)
It afflicts us all my dear, you're actually alright you are
You may not know your oats but, as Jack Lemmon was once informed, nobody@s perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:33, Reply)
i'm fucking outstanding
thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Good to hear, see you at the 'bash' then

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:37, Reply)
besides, the other person who uses yer is dozer
would you rather be outed as being dozer?

hmmmmm?

thought not.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I don't know much about that fella, is he more of a cunt than Al The Deleter?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:33, Reply)
nobody is more of a cunt than al
even hitler took lessons from him
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:35, Reply)
FINKS.......BAT's eyelids
Nahhhhh don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:02, Reply)
You on the buckfast already HH?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:05, Reply)
I'm trying to be less smug. Not sure if it's working though.
Everything else is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:07, Reply)
It's not.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:10, Reply)
*unfriends*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:10, Reply)
I HATE YOU YOU SCOUSE BINT!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:12, Reply)
joanna, you stupid heartless bitch

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Ok, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:10, Reply)
No worries.
Why don't you go and unfriend some more people.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:13, Reply)
YEAH THE SMUG UNFRIENDING CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:13, Reply)
What's worse is that it did some months in advance of when I knew he'd think it was because of something he said
Just to make sure he knew how hurt i was.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:16, Reply)
Anyone you can recommend?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Labs.
the stupid smug tattooed motorbike riding cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:15, Reply)
YEAH.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:15, Reply)
He is well smug these days

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:16, Reply)
You know Penny from That Book (tm).....
.... I always picture Labs when I read it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Penny Crayon?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Penny Gadget?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Penny from Crossroads with the hat?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Can you tell us what you had for lunch without being smug?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:11, Reply)
I love the idea that unless he says he had a Dairlyea and Wotsits sandwich that makes him smug

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:13, Reply)
I had a dairylea and wotsit sandwich, on handmade rosemary and olive sourdough doorstops

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:17, Reply)
You're a man of contradictions Gluey

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:35, Reply)
I had a cheese and ham sandwich
and I put a sausage casserole in the slow cooker.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:13, Reply)
half price Pizza and a bottle of wine for free?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Tomato soup
With some bread
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:13, Reply)
That's not very smug.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Vegan food, THE SMUGGEST OF ALL FOOD

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:15, Reply)
It had proper butter on the bread
Fuck, that's the smug bit
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:16, Reply)
WHATS WRONG WITH DRIPPING LIKE THE REST OF US!?!?!?!!?!???

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:16, Reply)
I thought the doc had prescribed something to stop you dripping?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:18, Reply)
A cork

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:18, Reply)

DRIPPING RAPING

THE REST OF US ME
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:19, Reply)
That sounds pretty povvo to me
I reckon it was morrisons own brand tomato soup and value bread.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:15, Reply)
I reckon it was Seeds of Change organic tomato and basil soup
and some garlic and rosemary flatbreads that he made himself, in his outdoor wood oven (which he built himself).
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:16, Reply)
"I only use reclaimed wood"

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Seems dangerous.
Using wood to build an oven.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:24, Reply)
This is a good point

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Oh sorry I thought I had tucked it away

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:31, Reply)
I can inform you that it was halfway between
Sainsburys own brand stuff from the chilled section, with hovis seeded bread
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:17, Reply)
...and the garlic is wild garlic which he foraged himself whilst away surfing.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Nonononon, Black Garlic from that place.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:35, Reply)
It was artisan bread
And tomatoes grown in the finest soil harvested from the tombs of child monks in tibet
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Look, Vipros, not that it isn't nice to see you and all,
but what the fuck are you doing here and what have you done with Nakers?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Never seen together
Jus' sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:27, Reply)
I own many bicycles and suffer from depression.
the first is OK, the second, less so.

Alt: I have plenty thanks

AltAtl: I'm alright, it's the others.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:15, Reply)
the two are probably connected

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:31, Reply)
yes, they are actually.
the depression gets better when I cycle more, something to do with endorphins I think.

/boringanswer.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:36, Reply)
I have never murdered an ex wife.
Honest guv.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Columbo's
Just one last thing sir...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:19, Reply)
How come, right - how come
When flying from London to Australia, you go over Europe, Middle East etc instead of West over the North Pole and then down and stuff?

I'm trying to get the distances as I imagine it's more - does anyone know?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Becasue then it would be further?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:25, Reply)
I think its to do with the curviture of planet....
When going that far into the southern himisphere, it's no longer quicker to head north.

Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Science!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:39, Reply)
GET ME MY BUNSON BURNER ! I HAVE A SCIENCE TO DO !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Get a globe and a piece of string
You will find that the curved route is shorter (even though it seems longer) also going in that direction I would assume that you avoid having to fight against the gulf stream and therefore save fuel.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Yes. Ill-thought-out - that's the problem with my question.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Probably because of science.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:33, Reply)
This is the correct response.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:39, Reply)
prevailing winds and the posibility of having to land in the arctic is something went wrong?
assuming all distances were equal (which they're probably not but it's roughly the other side of the world so it'll be close) I'd make as much of the trip as possible go over land in case of emergency landings
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:35, Reply)
This sort of sensible answer has no place here.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:38, Reply)
sorry, I'm trying to be more sensible.
because being silly was not going down as well.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:40, Reply)
british airways are going to be so embarrassed when you ring up and tell them

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:35, Reply)
I figured I'd offer them a decent price to tell them how to rectify it first.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:38, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Because no one likes you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:36, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:37, Reply)
Nah, I mean, your mum probably thinks you're alright,
And if you have a girlfriend I'm sure she's green good of you by now, but no one important gives a fuck about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:41, Reply)
God does.
He's important.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Cheers, all.
I figured it would be further; didn't think about the Gulf Stream etc.

And the whole arctic thing.

Or fuel.

This is probably why I'll never be a pilot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:37, Reply)
The real answer is because you can't fly directly to Australia
so your choices are fly to LA and then carry on, or fly to Singapore/Dudai/Thailand/China and then carry on.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:41, Reply)
Because you have AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Yeah so I've decided on a car.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Thank fuck for that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:34, Reply)
I knew you'd be on the edge of your seat, so I thought it only fair to put you out of your misery.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:38, Reply)
oh god
it's square isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:36, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:38, Reply)
it looks like wallace from wallace and gromit fucked a robot

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:42, Reply)
yep. minde you Ithink Iphones are ugly for the same reason as this is.
have another:

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Oh yes, it's very square.
I'll probably be a bit rusty, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:40, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Great, all we need now is for cricket to be outlawed and the quality of this site will double.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:37, Reply)
And music chat

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Your right, more music chat *would* help.
Good thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:48, Reply)
No-one mention Cable Chat and we'll all be fine.
That was a new low.
Al is a massive cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:42, Reply)
I'll have you know that I have given up on the cricket.
But not because of your horrid bullying, but because it's been a bit dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:40, Reply)
WHAT? IT NEVER HAS! NOT CRICKET

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Well if only you'd listened to me, I could have told you that YEARS ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Have you heard the new Scrooby Pip and Daniel Le Scrote track yet?
There are some very dirty beats.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:43, Reply)
I've not, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:44, Reply)
And I thought you were 'into' the 'hip hop' 'scene'. Pah'.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Not new stuff on the whole
I tell you what though, the Run DMC tune on the latest Adidas ad (with DJ A-Trak) I think is fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Hah, I'm only messin'.
I thought that was quite good too, and you could tell it was Adidas before the logos came up, it just 'felt' like it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:08, Reply)
I think it's excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:16, Reply)
I don't know.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:35, Reply)
buh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:53, Reply)
Yo Hatso, he's gotta be Yo Hatso etc

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Monty Boyce, Monty Boyce, He really is the only choice

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Why chart success has yet to smile on us truly is a mystery for our time

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:15, Reply)
Evening
Just got a "could you run that code so we can see how long it takes? Ta." message at 5pm. WHAT IF IT TAKES AN HOUR? TWO??

Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:13, Reply)
Alright Placid, calm down

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:15, Reply)
Fucking hell why did I not bring a fucking coat to work?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Because, Monty Boyce off the internet, you are a 'prick'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:20, Reply)
Bit wet out, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Fucking wazzing* it down. Lucky I've found an umbrella in the foyer.

*Jamie Oliver take note
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:27, Reply)
I have to go and get some shopping in a bit.
It's utterly gushing it down out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:29, Reply)
It's dry in Bristol.
I might go to the pub for an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:30, Reply)
Hey, it's raining here too.
I bet that's some sort of sign.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:30, Reply)
That sign being
Boyce is a brolly stealing cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:31, Reply)
It's a sign that there's a really big cloud over south eastern England.
I'm alright, lads, I brought a brolly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:31, Reply)
*brolly fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:33, Reply)
doris has two, the flash bitch. no need for that kind of showing off, is there?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:35, Reply)
Behaviour like that only serves to make one unpopular

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:39, Reply)
I probably shouldn't have told her to refuse to lend one to anybody, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:44, Reply)
I'm wearing a hat.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Ah, an elegant, efficient solution. Well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:35, Reply)
What sort of hat?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:42, Reply)
*hopes it's a rubber sombrero*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:43, Reply)

farm1.staticflickr.com/229/459991871_5f77b71eb7.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:49, Reply)
wow your beard sure grows fast mate

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:50, Reply)
Yeah, well, you know, strong male genes.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:52, Reply)
I'd need a fucking rubber sombrero for a hat to be sufficient.
Proper chucking it down.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:43, Reply)
because, unlike me, you didn't bother to look at the forecast.
silly boycey
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:35, Reply)
That'll be it. That and the 'being a prick' thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:36, Reply)
well, it's a cyclist thing. riding in the rain is OK, but only if you plan for it
so I always check in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:45, Reply)
I'm getting a really smart bike from HimJim poster.
He won it and has no need of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Does it have
A basket on the front and streamers coming off the handle-bars?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:51, Reply)
It's got playing cards in the spokes so it sounds like a motorbike!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Top tip:
If you're cycling, you'd do better not carrying an open umbrella in one hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:53, Reply)
I've seen people do this.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:55, Reply)
Oh I was assuming that nobody would actually be that stupid.
Well done, humanity, you've proved me wrong again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:57, Reply)
Cool.
It would be even cooler if you told us about it in a new thread.

This one is too long to follow on my phone.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Welcome to the club.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Aug 2013, 17:56, Reply)

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