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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You know what you don't see much of in pubs anymore?
Pool tables, that's what. I like good game of pool down the boozer. What do you look for in a pub? Has your local boozer been shut down/full of 'city' tossers/unchanged since the dawn of time?

Alt: If you've got a drink would you share it with someone else or consider that giving some of your stuff away in exchange for some spit in your drink?

Altalt: I was on at old MIncey Bonce the other day about his attitude, with it being 'Typical Mince'. What do you do that someone would say 'Typical [CUNT IN QUESTION]' and roll their eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:39, 205 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Just off for lunch, back in a mo
Don't talk about me behind me back
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Will you be long?
Only I wanted to say some stuff about you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)
alright tangledupinradio2 lets hear it
2 3
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I've forgotten now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Typical tango! *rolls eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)
alright rory
i like pool tables but in a separate room. first, nobody to laugh at my spakka pool "skills". secondly, they take up a lot of room.

alt: fuck off. no sharing spit.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I agree (not about the rory thing you fucking limpet)
A separate pool room is the tits

So you'll lick fillings with some chump but not let him have a sip of your Newkie Brown?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I like a pub to be at least 70 years old.
I want a seat. I want quick service. I don't want it to be that chain where the standard 5% continental lager is Kronenbourg. I want to be able to talk without shouting, and I want floor-to-ceiling doors (with working locks on them) in the bog cubicles. No BIG SCREEN SPORTS, no oiks. Music I can take or leave.

Ideally I'd also like a pleasant outdoor area/garden overlooking a river.

PS pool, like darts, skittles etc. is for peasants.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:44, Reply)
^typical Mince!! *rolls eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:45, Reply)
*canned laughter*

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)
You're a flaterrer you really are.
edit: except the river bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:47, Reply)
^ this guy, ladies and gennlemen, gets it
Electrickery's gain is publicanism's loss :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)
My local is exactly as you described above, and 2 minutes from the train station.
If you come up again, we can sup a lager and dangle our feet in the murky river water and plait each other's hair with daisies and oh it will be so romantic.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I will come dressed as a medieval squire.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Please don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:02, Reply)
But I've ordered the costume already.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Alright, just this once.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Just don't let him do the silly voice

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Look it's not my fault my parents brought me up speaking medieval.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Methinks he doth protest too much verily forsooth etc.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Aye, tis a truthhood (for the nonce mayhaps) LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Agreed. Basically The Wykeham Arms but with a garden.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:47, Reply)

ub rostitute
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:47, Reply)
It certainly makes running off without paying a lot easier.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Well
That's pretty dishonest, Monts. I'm pretty shocked if I'm honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I've let everyone down here.
But most of all, I've let myself down.

Well, actually I've let the prostitutes down most of all.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:02, Reply)
billiards man, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Pool tables cause unnecessary arguments.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Which pub sports do you recommend to start necessary arguments?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Unnecessary as in, without a pool table those arguments wouldn't exist and having a pool table is not a necessity.
However, beer in a pub is necessity, and really this is a reply to bonzo, to answer your question however, the only thing I'd have would be one of them old fashioned rifle ranges.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:01, Reply)
but beer causes necessary arguments?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:51, Reply)
something else about necessary arguments

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Someone could do a post somehow working MARR into the word arguments
ArguMARRments, maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:53, Reply)
MARRguments shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Oh sporto, you big silly

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:02, Reply)
ArguMARRnts

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:04, Reply)
There's a pool table in most pubs I frequent.
Pints below £3, for the most parts, that's what I miss.

Alt: I have no issue sharing at beer festivals, or if there's a new drink on.

AltAlt: Give out my PIN and get sent to debtors goal.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I think it is essential for a pub to stock beer and maybe some other drinks for people who don't want to drink beer.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

and maybe some other drinks for people who don't want to drink beer
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:58, Reply)
POW!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I was overly generous there

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:09, Reply)
makes a change

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)
is beer vegan?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Some beers are

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Most aren't.
Isinglass you see.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:46, Reply)

people who don't want to drink beer. gays, women and massive bent spastics
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I like a busy pub, but not too packed
Somewhere you can talk in but not have to shout. It should sell good, strong beers and have enough seats. An outside area is more than acceptable too

Alt:
I'd share a drink with someone. New beer - have a taste, kind of way, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Depends on the night out.
Sometimes I want to sit and have a chat in a "traditional" looking watering hole and sometimes I want good beats to dance about to.

I like a large display of spirits to choose from.

Alt. Nobody shares drinks apart from teenagers and pikeys.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:02, Reply)
^scared of AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Just joking

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Rightfully so!
I don't keep vigilant about sex for some dirty huckle to spit in my drink.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:20, Reply)
As long as it serves booze and isn't full of thick-necked skin-headed BNP types, I'll be happy enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:05, Reply)
So, basically a pub that serves beer and that you aren't in?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I don't think Kroney shaves his head.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:11, Reply)
FFS his mum and sisters don't even do their armpits

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Er, I don't have a sister.
What have you been doing to my brother? :/
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I did think she had a hairy chin. Goodness, I've made a dreadful mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)

dread beauti
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:20, Reply)
It's so hard to tell with these French birds

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:23, Reply)
you really do form strong views on people based on a few comments online, don't you?
it is very free thinking and liberal of you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:11, Reply)
It's because Al is a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Still, at least I'm married and get to see my daughter every day.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)
gonz's quote about that was the best thing ever

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Which one was that then?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)


I'm pretty sure Mrs Al loves Al, they're about right in the leagues, so it works well. None of them could do better, and both of them could do worst.



(
The Typing Gonz of Fillory LETS GO GOBBO LETS GO !
, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:37, 1 Reply)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Oh man, that's a killer zing there.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:23, Reply)
i think your reply was "i love you so much" or something similar

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I do, I really do.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:28, Reply)
See, I'm lucky enough to also spend time with my daughter every day. At least 4 hours a day.
Tbh, I probably spend more time with my kid than a lot of fathers who are still with their wives do.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)
So, I make a joke about you
and you come back by saying that it's somehow illiberal of me to form an opinion of you based on quite a strong argument that you put forward about how you judge people before you know anything about them at all and you can't see the irony in that comment?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)
no
i think you've fallen into one of your own holes
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I t think you probably just don't understood what I'm saying.
My comment probably locked itself after two minutes.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:17, Reply)
i have indeed locked my keys in the boot due to that very same feature

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Oh man, it turns out I don't even understand what I'm saying
I seem to have read Rachelswipe as Kroney.

That said, the point of the comment still stands.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I think you have
I wouldn't have called you free-thinking, for one thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Go to bed Al, you're drunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Oh man, it's like Tuesday all over again.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I have a lovely head of hair.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
How thick is your neck?
/beegees
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:19, Reply)
It's more slender than the base of my head.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:20, Reply)
LOFT CHAT
This puts Harters' made up Nazi memorabilia into perspective: www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23553074
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:07, Reply)
It'll be fake.
Or a really elaborate way of covering up a murder.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:08, Reply)
I bow to your greater experience in this field

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:09, Reply)
officechuckle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:10, Reply)
I wonder if I might commit one last little murder before I move on.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:10, Reply)
It's traditional to do one on your last shift, I thought

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)

ift ank
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)
It should at least do sandwiches, if not some hot food
fucking off for 25 minutes to get something to eat cuts into valuable drinking time.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:08, Reply)
No it shouldn't.
Eating is cheating.
Nuts are acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Recipe for a healthy marriage right there

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:14, Reply)

marriage civil partnership
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:22, Reply)

ci sa
+ e
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)
U NO DAT BRUV

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)
You have a tendency to do this when the rest are just happy to carry on drinking. You big Susan.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:10, Reply)
And then I don't have a hangover/piss in the corner of a hotel room

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Would you like me to use 'search' on you to look into this 'no hangover' claim?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:20, Reply)
And your wife has never thrown you out either.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I like a nice gastro pub that serves quality locally sourced food
And has a decent wine list
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I like all the food to have been cultivated by virgins who were only allowed to eat organic quinoa.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Apparently quinoa is causing environmental problems
www.theguardian.com/world/2013/jan/14/quinoa-andes-bolivia-peru-crop
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Apparently your face causes environmental problems.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)
If you choose the lesser of two evils, you still get less evil
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/jan/22/quinoa-bolivian-farmers-meat-eaters-hunger
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)
same with soy
VEGGIE CUNTS RUINING THE WORLD
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Wankers. Every single one of them. Utter wankers.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)
a lot of soy goes to feed cattle.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:33, Reply)
You're not helping, be quiet

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Not so much in this country
but yeah. This is one of the things my "other" group are working on.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:39, Reply)
paramilitary anti-soy terrorists?
How can I help?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:16, Reply)
I dont drink wine in a pub

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I don't.
An overpriced, depressingly small risotto with fucking goat's cheese on top? Great!
VEGETARIAN WOES :(
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:22, Reply)
It's your own fault
you're clinging to an outdated eating model that has been made redundant.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:24, Reply)
i download all my meat from 'Pirate Bay'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Does goats cheese work on a risotto?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Does it fucking work in anything?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Yes
With red onion in a tart
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)
We dont say Tart anymore
Its now "lady of the night"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:54, Reply)

lady of the night Mrs Cow
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:55, Reply)
A bin.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)
goats cheese is lush
only warm though. not keen on it cold.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Warm as though the goat has just freshly shat it out?*
*I may not fully understand cheese production.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)
No, that sounds about right for goat's cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:32, Reply)
That might not be how goat's cheese is made
but that's how it fucking tastes like it's been made.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Like so
wheatsheafcombehay.co.uk

Great food, great location, great pub
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I bet you and your wife sit there sharing a half bottle of Montepulciano
You wear a pink polo shirt.

You don't say much to each other apart from occasionally one of you will take a deep breath and say "Well, this is nice".
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:28, Reply)
lol
"Nice day at the office, darling?"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:29, Reply)
They have a kid, so they are only capable of talking to one another about that now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)
It's funny cos its true
No wait not funny the other thing, tragically inevitable
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Just a couple of mistakes there...
gastro pub eatery
quality locally sourced artisan-jizzed
wine water
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I was at Tom Kitchin's new pub last weekend
I expect you'd have been on a hair trigger.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:41, Reply)

like a nice gastro pub that serves quality locally sourced food
And has a decent wine list

am a massive bent spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Alt: in a pub I'd probably tell them to buy their own drink, buy them a drink or tell them to fuck off
depending on my mood and how well I knew the person. In a desert, I'd share.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:29, Reply)
you'd share drink in a desert
or you'd share a dessert?

Either way, I reckon swipe's dying of thirst or not getting pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:40, Reply)
you are assuming i'd be seen with him in that cardigran...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:43, Reply)
No sorry, I didn't finish the sentence.
I meant I'd share stories to keep spirits up, but keep all of the water because I hate Muslims.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:43, Reply)
+which isn't racist

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Not even in my top ten cloths

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Every time in public I ask my wife to hand me a muslin to clean up babybadger
I worry that someone thinks I said Muslim, because I'm that cripplingly liberal.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:46, Reply)
I love the idea that you're worried somebody might think
that you're asking your wife to provide you with an Imam with whom you will wipe your baby's arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I don't really.
I'm just trying to make you see that I still love you despite your terrible bigoted ways.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Although, I should probably point out
You might want to double-check what muslins are used for in advance of you actually ever spawning.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:53, Reply)
I got a bit confused with the whole gypsy versus traveller business, looking back.
I've got no experience whatsoever with, or any opinion on, gypsies. I was talking about the sort of travellers that camped on Dale Farm. My fault, got my wires crossed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:55, Reply)
It's OK, man.
just hold me.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I am a terrible bigot, though.
Make no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:57, Reply)
kiss me you fool

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Has this become a threesome, now?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:03, Reply)
I thought that was because Muslims turned into Gyppos if you got them wet after midnight?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)
No, that makes them multiply

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)
You're thinking of the Irish.
I don't like that lot, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Steady on, it's not racist to hate the Irish,

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)
hang on a minute, be fair
it's not like they're welsh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:50, Reply)
You really can't be racist against the Welsh
I mean it's not possible. They aren't a nationality or a race.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:51, Reply)

a nationality or a race. people.

see also bristolians.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:52, Reply)
booze, generally,
Barstaff that get to know you. pleasant atmosphere. No gyppos in case I'm having a pint with Kroney. That kinda vibe.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:31, Reply)
the latter part of this page def reads as if you're trying to get in kroney's pants

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Gotta keep up the gay pretence
it lowers the ladies' defences.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Although I'm not really sure how turning a horse into a pie is relevant to your accusation.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:57, Reply)
this makes no sense so imma assume 2.0 is involved

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:00, Reply)
looking at it
I can see how 2.0 could be involved.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 16:02, Reply)
I like it when they have things on the walls, like half a car, or some electric guitars.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I like those things that are supposed to go on horses.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Posh people?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Gyppoes.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Gyppoes?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Gyppoes

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I see

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Gyppos?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Gyppoes

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I also see here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Hats?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:41, Reply)
those butterflies have no chance, but I reckon one of these could take a horse in a fight

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Jesus fucking wept, don't let Kroney see that.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Pastry?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)
HORSE PIE.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Nommy

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Catherine the Great?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:42, Reply)
two halves of a bun and some lettuce?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Jockeys?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)
AHAHAHA TOPICAL AND EDGY ICELAND LASAGNE REFERENCE LOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:45, Reply)
January rang
They want their joke back
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:46, Reply)
how can that go on a horse ffs

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Lasaddlgne

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:47, Reply)
*shakes head sadly*

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:48, Reply)
lasagnester Pigott

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:48, Reply)
LAFUCKOFFSAGNE

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:50, Reply)
whoah there!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:51, Reply)
^ horse joke

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:51, Reply)
LASAGNONEEDTOBEAMEANE

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:54, Reply)

ool tables, that's what. I like good game of pool down the boozer. What do you look for in a pub? Has your local boozer been shut down/full of 'city' tossers/unchanged since the dawn of time?

Alt: If you've got a drink would you share it with someone else or consider that giving some of your stuff away in exchange for some spit in your drink?

Altalt: I was on at old MIncey Bonce the other day about his attitude, with it being 'Typical Mince'. What do you do that someone would say 'Typical [CUNT IN QUESTION]' and roll their eyes? eople

AM I RIGHT? CREDIT CRUNCH COALITION FAT CATS YEAH?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:50, Reply)
They've all gone to bongo bongo land.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Alright Alexi Sayle

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 15:55, Reply)

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