Big Tings A'gwan.
I have estate agents coming round to value the old Chateau Boyce tomorrow, it's ON, muthafuckas. Mixture of great disappointment and the beginnings of rather looking forward to moving on.

What are you disappointed in?

Alt: what are you looking forward to?

Altalt: Why you no rissen?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:37, 221 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

PJ and Battered could look forward to this
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23671221
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Worst Byker Grove tribute act aver.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)

I miss my shed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)

I thought the whole point of having a shed.
Was that you could fuck off to it and expect to be left alone.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:36, Reply)

I'm disappointed my job has taken longer to get off the ground than I had hoped, thus I am not earning as much as I'd like.
Alt: I'm looking forward to my job getting off the ground so I can earn as much as I'd like.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Alt: starting work on Tuesday.
Alt alt: Whayousay?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Excellent news.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)

I can go to the Jobcentre this afternoon and shove my ES40 card sideways in the nearest Jobcentre monkey.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Brilliant. Very pleased for you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Weekly paid an' all.
it feels like 1990 all over again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

I get paid weekly, it's the best way.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I didn't think anyone got paid like that anymore.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I've been weekly paid for the last 14 years, across two different jobs.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Neither did I.
Not complaining though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Did you get the job through the job centre?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Did I fuck, they've been as much use as tits on a bull.
Got it as a result of a recruitment agent sending my CV on spec to a company.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)

I've never had to deal with the job centre in any capacity,
Are they really all that shit?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:54, Reply)

I think the problem is that they've been forced to move from
actively helping people to look for work, to trying to trip as many claimants up as possible and get them off the books. that said, the bint that took my claim a few weeks ago gave me the wrong person's jobseeker agreement - major breach of data protection there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)

That's a but if a slip.
I hope never to have to deal with them if I'm honest.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I worked with half the staff in my local office 20 years ago when I was doing the same job.
I had to be proactive in getting my clients into work or training, so my down time was spent trawling the system and local papers to match clients to opportunities. That doesn't seem to happen now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Are you Afrikaans?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)

He worked in a pub didn't he?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Speaking from experience last year, yes unbelievably so.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Incredibly shit.
A few years back they tried to persuade me to go for an interview for a landscaping and garden design job, when my training is in pre-press. And then got all uppity when I explained that it wasn't really the same kind of thing. It's almost as if they saw the word 'design' and didn't bother to think any further.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

The trouble with you people is that you don't want to work

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Hey, if you see a vacancy for sofa tester give me a shout yeah? I'll be all over that

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)

I tell you what Boyce,
MK is a bit dull. I didn't stay for lunch in the end.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)

SHOCKING NEWS

( Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Also, the route from mine to the course centre includes ALL OF THE ROUNDABOUTS IN THE WORLD.
My gearbox is borderline at the minute, I'm going to have to replace it after these 3 weeks for sure.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Euch, gentle with the clutch and rev-match.
Although all the mechanical sympathy in the world won't help if it's just done. What's up with it?
( Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Just old I think.
Input shaft bearing is probably worn out, normally the first thing to go. And when I did a service yesterday the oil was low.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Oh dear, it's still tantamount to a rebuild. You any good with gearboxes?

( Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Not done a modern one,
To be honest, I've been thinking about getting rid of it anyway, not sure it'll go through MOT as I had to bribe the guys to pass it as the emissions were high, might just flog it yo someone who doesn't know any better and buy something else.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)

What is it, anyway?

( Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)

99 Rover 414si.
It's a shame as apart from the gearbox and the steering and suspension rack, and the rover badge, it's a K series Honda accord.
Just a shame rover finished it shoddily as they were going bust.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I'm just surprised it's your 'box and not your gasket that's gone.

( Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Gasket was done 3 years ago.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Honda Integra I think. The Accord was used for the 600 series.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Sorry, yes, you're right.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)

It certainly was a super model

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Its a car you stupid French twat

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)

^ this is possibly a bit harsh ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)

d'Accord

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Disappointed in: humanity
Looking forward to: going on holiday on Friday.

Why I no rissen: because I'm fucking deaf, you racist prick.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)

Destination?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)

The states of Nevada, Louisiana, and New York.
To the cities of Las Vegas, New Orleans, and New York.

Also camping in Monument Valley for three days.

Oh yes.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Sweet. Have a lovely time!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:47, Reply)

If I don't, I don't deserve to.
I'm bouncing off the walls like a ritalin-deprived chav after a bottle of blue pop at the moment.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)

I for one
Hope you don't get eaten by bears and or shot by erm Bears
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:09, Reply)

They are notoriously trigger-happy, are bears.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Well between you and I
I hoped you would be near Chicago, then it would have worked.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:16, Reply)

I'm a bit disappointed in the frankly pitiful amount of work I have done today.
Alt: Being on holiday next week.
Altalt: I've never been to Hamburg.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)

been to eaten a +er
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I think I've ruined my relationship
Alt: potential breakdown in a cheap hotel tonight. Then, dying alone, might get a cat.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Post all the sordid details on here
That seems to work well for people
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Nah, going to go have a smoke in the woods and try to man up.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Don't do that.
Be like me and let it be a catalyst for a bout of severe depression and anxiety. It's fun!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:48, Reply)

The kitten will stop that for sure.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)

If you hope to see the puppies
Bartleby told you about, there might be some additional disappointment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

something something Puppies
something something 10 quid a show
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)

If you are going to the woods dont whatever you do take a length of stout rope

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Oh dear,
What have you done you silly man?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:49, Reply)

REBOUND REBOUND REBOUND !!!!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I am constantly disappointed that people whinge about wanting somebody to start a new thread
but not having the balls or gumption to do so themselves. Either man up or stop fucking whining. Grr.

Alt: I'm going to order a new bed and mattress tonight. I'll be having a look at that ghastly hippie Warren Evans' stuff. He's all certified by tree huggers and so on.

Altalt: I'm from Guildford. I do not understand your patois.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)

I couldn't think of a decent topic for a thread, so better to request someone else starts one, than post a shit one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Oh, I'm sorry Battered, old boy, I saw your lips moving but all I heard was
"WHINGEWHINEGRUMBLEBITCHBITCHGRIZZLE"
( Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Fuck off you French cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)

Bloo bloo bloo!
/battered
( Kroney, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

oo eu
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Tips Hat... well played

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)

I wish I were younger
Looking forward to getting the extension done on the house, then a custom shop Les Paul in March!

Just made sweetcorn bhajis. Well nice innit.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)

No meat?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

NO MEAT

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:22, Reply)

YES!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

I could easily give up meat I reckon
Probably won't, I'll be honest...but I COULD.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)

That's how I feel about smoking

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Ditto
I know my health would improve if I did....but it ain't gunna happen.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Jesus.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

woah
bit harsh
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Sorry, I am now becalmed.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I don't, I was an even bigger prick when I was younger

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Oh god, me too
Ok, if I could be physically younger, but with my 36 year old brain and experiences inside it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

lol
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23693460
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)

LOL!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23691146
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Proper LOL innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:29, Reply)

This too
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-23692730

I thought it wou be banned because she basically offers Bruce Willis the opportunity to sodomise her. That's what I read into that advert anyway.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Lol.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:33, Reply)

loL

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:35, Reply)

lOL

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:37, Reply)

LOLLLLLLLL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)

woah
bit welsh
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)

"something of a blessing"
Oh yes, my child wont hear a sound for the rest of her life but at least she didn't hear that potty-mouthed Brit saying 'wanker' that time when she was 2.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)

haha
people are such cunts
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I'm disappointed in the lack of 'Land Of The Giants', 'Joe 90' and 'The Pink Panther Show'
in the summer holidays morning TV schedules. The choice of dull news, Bargain Hunt or infomercials for the 'INSANITY!!!!!! WORKOUT REGIME!!!!' ('That's right, I EARNED my t-shirt you fat fucking mess') is not very inspiring.

Alt: My clothes coming back into fashion
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)

I am feeling the faint glimmer of excitement here.
I've been looking at flats for sale in less attractive areas and there might be a way for me to buy one with what I get from selling up. Problem will be my horrendous credit rating, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Your existing mortgage provider might let you transfer your existing mortgage, but at a reduced size.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:35, Reply)

buy a barge

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:36, Reply)

OMG I'd love to live on a barge.
We could name it Hendrix II and grow sunflowers on the top and it wouldn't be small and I'd never get tired of being in a space 2ft by 6ft with my Montybabez.
( wanderlust, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)

bless

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Look on the brightside, Stunned wouldn't fit on it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)

n't fit on it break all the fixtures and fittings on his first visit
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)

He'd sit on one end and sink the cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)

You could dress Monts up as
a !980's David Essex to complete the look
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Buy a bungalow

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Ask your existing MARRgage provider for one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:38, Reply)

punch a vicar

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Finally SOMEONE taking this seriously.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Hi Montybabez!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Hiyaaaa!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)

^this^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Unfortunately my dad's gone back to the US now.
That would have been ideal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)

A priest? Or a Rabbi...come on, you'd enoy that, surely?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Fuckn right I would.
Or an Imam.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)

I know you don't like Bowie, but, c'mon

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)

She turned up at my office once, in a chauffered Bentley
She thought it was our shop which was on the Kings Road. Our 20 stone piss-smelling incompetent accoutant all but told her to fuck off. It was 'lol'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)

I dunno what they're all talking about ^^^ but get one with a waterbed

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)

buy an Aerobie

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)

move to Park Lane for free

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Spend it all on DVD boxed sets of Bergerac, Shoestring and Minder.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)

hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Live in an airship and parachute to work

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Have you considered a life in service to God?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:43, Reply)

o a
+d
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:44, Reply)

Joins HIS gang

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)

*chuckle*
What would that job even entail? Actually...do I want to know?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Given a choice, would you prefer to be in a Gadd
or Davina, baby?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)

oh bravo*claps*
Ever heard Michael Viner's Incredible Bongo Band version of that? It's fucking brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)

^ OATS ^

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Kill prostitutes in the West End

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Not again TH, I don't do that any more.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)

You should mate
It's a right laugh
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:01, Reply)

The amount of blood in my stools
Alt: not having blood in my stools

Altalt: too busy worrying about the blood in my stools
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:40, Reply)

HI MONTY!!!! HI GANG!!!
Soz, had to do a bit work and that.

The move will give you a nice fresh start. Look at it as drawing a line. Or having a line if you will. Good things will happen!

I don't get disappointed a lot to be honest. Usually in friends and their choices but all I can do is advise.

alt. Looking forward to a nice long weekend with my other half. It's his birthday. Not doing much though but I am making his favourite meals.

altalt. Im in a constant state of rissen
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)

He'll still be on the sex offenders register though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I'm sure his favourite meals'll make up for it

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)

yesssss

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:59, Reply)

alt: COCK au vin EH EH EH EH EH EH EH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)

That's for afters innit.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Afters?
What a beastly turn of phrase
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)

*clutches pearls*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I wouldn't, you don't know where they've been

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:10, Reply)

I know exactly where they've been...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I can recommend New Covent Garden's chicken, tarragon & lemon soup if you ever end up with a throat that feels like you've been gargling razor blades.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Looking forward to a hog roast, Bank Holiday weekend.
Get to impale 2 sucking pigs, and charcoal the fuckers till they're hot, crispy and greasy, then serve up with beer bread and alcoholic apple sauce. A chance to drink in the sun, and play with fire and meat? Boo-yakka Monty. And all in the name of charity.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I forgot about Bank Holiday
In that case Im looking forward to 2 long weekends
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 14:15, Reply)