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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So I was watching this show about weed, and how it's becoming legal to buy, even just to get high, in Colorado and Washington.
And I was looking at the pros and cons of it and all that, and I'm 50/50. I'd quite like to try it as a painkiller, see if it helps the old wobbly-guts.

I was completely against it not long ago, but now i'm on the fence.

What do you reckon about a bit of weed?
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:42, 194 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
i reckon you'd shit yourself like a reservoir overflow pipe

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)
I reckon it's not enough.
And with some of the shit you cook you don't want to be coming at it with the munchies.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)
haha

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Just imagine the kind of shit i'd come up with !

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)
There would likely be complaints from your neighbours about your kitchen aromas.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Haha, have you been spying my Facebook food?
About once every other week I post about how they're cooking curry or garlic or frying fish at 8 in the morning.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)
I'm sure that you have *NEVER* once mentioned it on here.........
Not once
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)
What something normal?

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I used to smoke a lot when I was young
the emerging Super strength skunks taking over things like sensimilla and black put me off it when it became more Aggro. to try and find
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:49, Reply)
did you forget what you were typing?

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:51, Reply)
I reckon he was going to try and find

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Pot, kettle and black
How dare you Nakers
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:54, Reply)
well this is racist

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)
I watched that
It struck me that, well meaning as they were, those 'against' parents seemed to be confusing 'our son is a teenager' with 'our sun is a stoner' - much of their problems, parents of totally straight kids have and have done since the dawn of time.

I barely smoke now but I still think that the lessons alcohol prohibition have to teach us, we would do well to learn.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:51, Reply)
It was like weed porn that show, though, by the end of it I was fucking clucking for a bong.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Haha,
Innit about the parnets though, like that theorpy centre for kids who steal cars to 'buy money for pot'.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Yeah that's the thing.
Fucked up kids with issues are likely to get stoned. The getting stoned is a symptom, not the cause.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)
One in every 4 children in america digonosed with ADD actually have it.
Where as 4 out of every 4 children in america diognosed with ADHD have an overbearing mother who should have just taken her husband's last name.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)
My dad told me about LSD trips when I was an impressionable teenager.
Just made me want to try LSD really.

He also thought I was a dealer at one point in my life, which was funny.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I fucking LOVE acid.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Im really not keen
I need to have a sense of reality when Im on drugs.
My fella loves ketamine but no. Not for me.

Shrooms are ok.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:14, Reply)
I read my mum's copy of this in my early teens:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Little_Red_Schoolbook

And pretty much decided that I would definitely try marijuana and probably LSD, but steer clear of cocaine and heroin.
Education is better than prohibition.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Education getting whacked off your gourd on anything you can get your hands on
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Well, that too.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:13, Reply)
THIS.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:15, Reply)
I really dislike coke.
but then I used to take it becuase peer pressure LOLZORs.

not really. It's just being in a room full of people on it is less depressing if you just take it. It's only redeeming feature is that it is epic booze armour.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:12, Reply)
I really dislike people who I usually like, when they are on coke.
It tends to turn people into unlikeable pricks.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)
this is exactly what it does.
This is why if you are forced to hang around with people that take it, in the end, taking it yourself is the only solution.

Or, in my case, getting divorced so I didn't have to hang around with people who took it.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:18, Reply)
I reckon I'm gonna do roast pork next weekend, but soak it ion brine for 24hrs before

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Ion brine sounds proper futuristic.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I liked a bit of hash in my teens and early 20's
but the last time I bought any it knocked my fucking socks off and I really didn't enjoy it. Modern stuff gives a weird high.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)
The last smoke I had was super-top quality Moroccan hash, it was absolutely fucking gorgeous.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Cheese bud this weekend,
My conversation about types of beans turned into an existential crisis!
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)
hahaha
I got ruined on mushrooms on Saturday, I was in tears of laughter, actually weeping, at one point.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I find this kind of laughing, sobers me up from weed

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Lightweight.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)
*MARRijuana woes*

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)
I reckon that's the problem these days, not everyone one wants vodka, some people just want a quiet pint.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:58, Reply)
I agree some of the weed is too strong now. I can't function on it.
Although I am great at watching TV after smoking it.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)
^

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)
Nah, babyboomer propaganda.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:18, Reply)
heres an idea
Apart from the fact that this post is far too late...
USE LESS OF THE STRONGER STUFF
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:17, Reply)
You're not too late - he's too stoned to move into the new thread.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)
I reckon it would cause less issues than drink.
ad for that reason I'm all for. If you want to smoke a plant, then smoke a fucking plant.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:57, Reply)

plant cock
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)
That too!

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I haven't smoked week for about 10 years. I wouldn't bother now.
Because drugs are bad and anyone who takes them is naughty.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)
mmm'kay.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)
i thought you were doped up on anti ds

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)
That's not illegal drugs. Only illegal drugs are bad.
And doped up isn't really accurate, more like taking a couple of small pills that don't do anything much, sadly.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I reckon the best thing you could do for yourself would be to eat more healthily and maybe
think about losing a little weight. Perhaps cut out the fags, too. You say your condition's not aggravated by dietary stuff and you'd know better than me, but if I were in your situation, I'd at least try to make sure that I was as healthy as I could be.

As for weed, I'm not a fan. I tried it the same as everybody else when I was a teenager and I didn't like what it did to me. Generally speaking I think the weaker varieties shouldn't be controlled, since they don't seem to hae done the previous generations any harm. The more modern stronger varieties ought to be properly investigated before a decision's made.

More than anything else, I hate kneejerk Daily Mail style reactionary attitudes. I DONT LIKE IT is not reasonable grounds for law changes. Neither is I WANT TO DO IT WITHOUT BEING ARRESTED, to be fair.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I know someone with IBS and senisble healthy food makes it flare up more than junk gfood

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)
I've met high-fuctioning smack addicts as well
doesn't make the exception the norm.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)
welcome to Scotland's premier UNiversity

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)
I don't get the capital UN there. soz.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:12, Reply)
typo innit

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:13, Reply)
It's a shame the food chain from George Clinton & Dr. Dre never really taken off over here

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:09, Reply)
I think that's because everyone forgot about it.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)
I think that's because IBS is a catch-all name for a bunch of different complaints
with similar symptoms that nobody has any solid explanation for.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)

explanation shit
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:11, Reply)
click

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:15, Reply)
You have seen Gonz's culinary delights haven't you?

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:11, Reply)
To be fair to Gonz, that's circumstantial at best.
I just figure that it's probably best to have a body that's as healthy as it can otherwise be when you're trying to cope with a pretty crippling condition.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:12, Reply)
It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to work out that constant consumption of bowel irritants
is a bad thing. But Gonz buys into stuff like the caffeine/opiates bollocks so if it works for him, meh. I've given up trying. Although, rightly, there's no reason he should pay any attention to what some prick off the internet says. Even if I am right.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Sure, they probably don't help
but simply being irritants doesn't necessarily mean they're the stuff that's irritating his. Likelihood doesn't make certainty.

Just playing devil's advocate, here.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:19, Reply)
yeah.
but it's pretty fucking likely.

Meh, it's his poo-splattered funeral.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:20, Reply)
the fact is that correlation equals causation

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:21, Reply)
The fact is, he's addicted to opiates
and on some level doesn't really want to do anything that might result in a limited supply.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:24, Reply)
You can't really blame a person prescribed opiates for ending up addicted to them.
They are deliciously moreish.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:37, Reply)
No, I don't blame him for it.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)
Why do over the counter painkillers contain caffeine?

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:25, Reply)
to speed up absorption

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Your mum speeds up absorption.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Exactly.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)
It's supposed to make paracetamol work slightly better.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:27, Reply)
your mum makes paracetamol work slightly better.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Her bedside manner is very comforting.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)
because the general public will buy into any old shit.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)
will ripped abs help these shut ins with their "crippling autism"?

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:15, Reply)
The increase in self confidence will allow a higher quality of naked lady in his wank fantasy.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)
They'll help him get a shag, the lack thereof is his no. 1 concern.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:17, Reply)
That's spot on.
You won't find many over weight people with chrones, for example.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone
vimeo.com/37683622
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:03, Reply)
That song is truly embarrassing.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)
HEY! the yurtsmiths aren't that bad

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:09, Reply)
I lasted 28 seconds

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:10, Reply)
It's just pissing about, breaking the ice with a bunch of session musicians.
Commenting on it, Dylan said "I have never and never will write a 'drug song.'"
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:09, Reply)
What a lying cunt.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Mr Tambourine Man is about a tambourine salesman from Ohio, right?
Lying wanker.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Using surrealist imagery in a song doesn't necessarily mean the song is about drugs.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Right you are.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:30, Reply)
The hydroweed that's around now is a bit too strong.
I liked a joint to unwind and relax, not hang onto the edges of the fucking sofa. I can still get decent hash, which I prefer, passport Moroccan, always been clean and strong enough to do the job.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:24, Reply)
I wish you lived near me, I really want a couple of ounces of that

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:27, Reply)
I'll stand under your window, smoke a nice big bifta and wave to you.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:33, Reply)
I'll stand under your window, smoke a nice big bifta and wave to you.
Hope this helps.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)
:o(

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)
I'll repeat myself too.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:34, Reply)
I live on the ground floor so unless you're Battered you're going to look pretty weird, dude

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:36, Reply)
He already looks pretty weird
*Rory's link to a pic of pook at a bash here*
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:38, Reply)
never done me any harm
alcohol is worse
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Fake Frank returns.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:33, Reply)
how do we know your not a fake doctor?

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:35, Reply)
I am.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:52, Reply)
I didn't mind a smoke but it was always a social thing for me
I wouldn't sit at home with a joint. Not had any for years now though
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:32, Reply)
People always look at me funny if they offer and I say
"No thanks, doesn't do anything for me". Why is that? Why am I not allowed to not like something? :(
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:41, Reply)
Because peer pressure
Now shut up and join in with the rest of us, you gayer.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Not liking what what a drug feels like is bent
That's why
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:42, Reply)
But I do drugs! I drink regularly.
It helps me to relax and eases the pain of my continuing existence.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:44, Reply)
If someone says to me about drinking that ' they don't like the way it feels' i think they are bent
the same goes for weed
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:50, Reply)
^

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)
stop it that tickles

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:56, Reply)
The stripey T-shirt, string of onions, beret and handlebar moustache may have something to do with the funny looks

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:43, Reply)
It's alright, might get some soon.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Two for one offer?

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:40, Reply)
Only had the old fashioned normal strength weed.
Don't think I'd like to try the newer, stronger stuff.
Not sure if it leads to permanent problems, paranoia etc.
There appears to be more damage from some stronger antidepressants than from weed.
Trouble is you can't get any facts. The for and against lobbies are both absolutely correct and the scientists just get shouted down.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:51, Reply)
It doesn't.
It's much the same as the 'old fashioned normal strength weed'
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:53, Reply)
Are you a lobbyist or a scientist?
I need to know who is advising me.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:57, Reply)
He's a lob-ist
By which, I mean a public flasher
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)
he's a lob on

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:58, Reply)
I've been studying the effects of cannabis for a number of years.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 12:59, Reply)
I hear the trouble starts with very poor musical taste and then it's all down hill from then

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)
the worst cases the sufferer ends up with translucant skin form a lack of sunlight
and a overwhelming sense of sense that "the man" is against them
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)
Sounds a lot like being a high end gamer.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:10, Reply)

cannabis bumsex
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Yurtally fine, dude

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)
Have you got letters after your name?
Or just a hashtag.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)
It's goes against God.
I'm glad I moved from sinful Colorado to Florida. Everyone knows injecting the pot spreads AIDS, and makes people turn HOMOGAY and BLACK. Those people need to put down their marijuana needles and pick up a bible. Never mainline the chronic, not even once.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:00, Reply)
THIS GUYS GETS IT

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:00, Reply)
The only drug I need is Jesus.

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:00, Reply)
Jesus don't want me for a sixteenth

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Unless its John 3:16th

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)
GOD HATES FAGS

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)
HOWEVER HE SIMPLY *ADORES* CIGARS!!!!!!

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)
^THIS GUY KNOWS AND LOVES THE LORD

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)
No posting Battered's real name on the Internet!

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)
Haha

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)
Amen brother!

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)
Praise be!

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)
All the veins in my arm have collapsed, so now I inject him directly into my cock

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:02, Reply)
\o/
Al the veins in my r have collpsed, so now I inject him directly into my
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:04, Reply)
The Lord gave you that cock to use as you wish. Use it to praise His holy name brother!

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)
*piss in the font*
*fucks A NUN*
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)
*Gets molested by a member of the clergy*
No, hang on....
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)
Is this to make it rise on the 3rd day?

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)

d g
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)
*golf clap*

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)
I inject straight into my heart.
It's like Pulp Fiction, but I've overdosed on sin, instead of sweet sweet German heroin.
(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)
i do drugs and stuff and im as sane as the next sheep moooooo

(, Tue 27 Aug 2013, 13:00, Reply)

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