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Only 109 days until christmas!!?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:22,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Stunned has only got three months to live you insensitive bastard(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:23,
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maybe he'll get a new pancreas for Christmasthat's where diabetes lives right?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:23,
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All I wan't for Christmas is my two front teeth(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:26,
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I met a bloke like you the other morning(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:27,
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*Makes tounge in cheek sign*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:28,
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*stops Nakers and buys one*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:30,
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You ought to write to santa.Getting your letter in early means you've got more chance of receiving the gifts you really want.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:24,
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*Checks em twice*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:27,
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Frank is Santa?Taht would explain why he has nothing to do for 99% of the year
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:27,
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My mind may be fuddledI read that as Frank Sinatra
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:29,
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Both are dead. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:30,
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So is Hip hopac/ Nasty Nas
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:32,
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I saw chocolate snowmen in Tesco yesterday. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:24,
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Black drug dealers need to eat as well you know.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:26,
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i dropped a "chocolate snowman" onto your mum's chest last night(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:26,
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It's not. Just unusual to get 'them' where I live.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:27,
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We don't get many, But the few we have got are mostly scum.
Same goes for the browns and yellows.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:30,
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RACISM CHATI was told it's common for Indians to have red teeth, apparently that's a thing. I had never seen or heard of this.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:34,
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i have seen several Indians who are completely blue(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:36,
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I heard the same about the Japanese but two trips to Japan have failed to find any evidence of this(
Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:49,
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There is a herb that is popular and I cant remember what its called but its a mild sedative that turns your teeth red, commonly chewed in Indonesia
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^ Welsh ^Tom Jones joke innit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:31,
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Someone has put crisps in the break fridge. Weirdo.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:28,
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Maybe they were concerned that if they left them out they'd be Frazzled.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:29,
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Should be concerned they might freeze (and onion) (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:31,
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Monster Munch Flamin' Hot (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:35,
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I've done freeze and onion up there stupid. Also, I bet your kids are named freeze and onion.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:38,
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Onion is a proud name for my people, as is potato, and turnip.but not carrot.
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Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:50,
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They also put some French Fries in the tea urnyou could say they are KETTLE CHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:37,
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Listen guy I ent even lying bruv this post is a fuckin MASTERPIECE(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:39,
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I did a wog strikethrough last night that didn't get on the popular page.Just think about how distressing that is for me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:41,
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Link me up, I'll click it now, it only takes one to get you popped right up(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:43,
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It took the wrapping of gifts and made it a musical wog fest.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2075144
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:45,
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I got a bag in the middle eastThey were Salt and Sheikh
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:39,
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This year has absolutely flown byI sound like a right old git by saying that but it has.
*edit*
This really was a shit response. I'm sorry, B3ta :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:34,
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Don't apologise,Nakers never does.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:38,
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Not quick enough for me.The thing about being in this fucking IVA thing, I have literally been counting down the days and that's no way to live FOR FIVE YEARS.
So I'm bailing after two, but it's been unbearable.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:38,
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Imagine how we feel, listening to you going on about it.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:40,
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I'm genuinely very sorry indeed.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:40,
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I'm sure you'll conceive one day baby girl(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:40,
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Yeah, I don't envy you at all!I rent, but have been considering buying in a few years when I know I will be staying in Manchester. Don't see why I would move back to Newcastle mind.
Think it's gone quick for me due o my new job and relationship. Things are pretty rosy.
I ent tekkin nuffin for granted though.
It'll all work out for the best Monters. You'll see!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:41,
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As soon as you starting taking shit for granted life has a nasty way of reminding you that you shouldn't.U no dat innit
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:42,
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I am ready for a new year as this one hasn't gone to plan.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:40,
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this time next year you and cavy could be all loved upi saw those sparks a-flying
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:54,
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Did you go for a massive shit and a nap is the spazz-trap?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:45,
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A Fosters top is never going to help.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:46,
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I read that to the tune of 'let's all, go dahn the Strand'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:48,
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I get that as an earworm every time Abu Qatada gets a mention on the news.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:49,
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you'll be REALLY NEAR ME (well, a 15 min walk)so that we can NOT HAVE PIZZA EVERY DAY
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:55,
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HE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE HE TOOK THE JOB(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:58,
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Silly boyA joint would've been far more effective.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:47,
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Yeah nothing perks you up and clears your head like a joint ehYOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:48,
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tru datI have got a nice lunch today so having the raging munchies would have been a bonus.
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Would you like us all to chip in to get you a sex worker for Christmas?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:53,
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Present for his parents.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:54,
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Don't give up, get yourself down the Phoenix club and see if you can't bag yourself another.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:55,
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This one is just for 'gentlemen'www.phoenixclubmk.co.uk/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:01,
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*gets jive on*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:50,
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I think you owe your parents slightly more than lunch(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:53,
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After they ruined his relationship?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:55,
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So only another 108 days for my ex and I to argue about how micro will spend Christmas Day (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 11:59,
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Then I would suggest that she won't care to much which of you she is withand that you would both be arguing for selfish reasons. Better to either spend it together or agree that its your turn next year. Christmas with a 3 year old is better anyway.
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Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:11,
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What is Christmas at Castle Grayskull like?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:17,
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Wife wakes up at stupid o'clock and wakes the rest of us up to see if Santa's beenthen breakfast and presents. I cook a lunch for us and her mum, stepdad and brother. My mate usually gatecrashes too. Loads of food, loads of booze and then sit down for the bond movie.
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Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:20,
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then breakfast and presents. I cook a lunch for us and her mum, stepdad and brother. My mate usually gatecrashes too. Loads of food, loads of booze and then sit down for the bond movie
has 2 pints of egg nog by 9am and by 10 is screaming abuse and chucking dictionaries at me. By 11am me, Greedo and Uhuru are cowering in my pink shed waiting for her to pass out.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:39,
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I've never had Xmas Day with mine and realistically won't for a good few years.It doesn't matter at all, if you have your own Xmas before or afterwards it means that the kid isn't so overloaded in one go, makes it more special.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:22,
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I'd quite like a break from Christmas this yearI may become Jewish on Xmas eve.
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Peej, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:23,
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The thing with being a Jew is that you gotta put in the effort. You gotta learn all kinds of crap, and do all sorts of things. We ain't like the normal religions/cultures where you can just say you are and you are.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:34,
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Except your ex clearly can't stand you, and with apparently good reason.(, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:03, Reply)
It's more civil now than it was a lot of the time towards the end of the marriage. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:05,
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Or accept that it is just another day of the year and offer to have her on Boxing Day instead.Maybe she'll swap the following year.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:04,
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I think one of us will have her in the morning & the other in the afternoon. Next year we will probably start alternating the years.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:06,
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If you think about it this early it should give you plenty of time to work yourself up in to UBER RAGE. (, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)
Or alternatively, one of you has her Xmas Eve and Xmas morning and the other has her for the rest of Xmas Day and Boxing Day morningThat's what I do with my 2. Then we alternate each year. Works fine.
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That's what I'm hooping for. Works ok for a few people I know. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:06,
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Just about accomodating each other innit. She not off to the land of perspiring footwear?
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No. She's agreed not to this year. If I go to India after Christmas she will probably go then. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:11,
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I have to be fair on that one, it is in mciro's interests that she spends time with her grandparents and extended family. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:50,
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Do you also have to agree that arrangment with Santa so he doesn't get confusedAnd take the gifts to the wrong hour.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:08,
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Santa's a pretty switched-on guy. He can work all that shit out himself. (, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:10, Reply)
for gonz and stunnerwww.youtube.com/watch?v=vCYRM7KYJY4
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:22,
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There's a Fairie Card reading, occurring on sn adjacent table.Sort of bent Tarot. I despair, really Ido.
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And we all know what's going onunder the table.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:37,
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*link to QOTW answer about fingering a girl in a restaurant*(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:38,
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Good news - LSD is good for you.www.thelocal.no/20130822/no-link-between-lsd-and-mental-problems-say-norway-researchers
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:40,
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I've never thought of mysrlf as s bird and attempted to fly before.Not on acid anyway.
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I knew it!Also, by chance that link has sorted out my 'what do I want for my birthday?' dilemma:
www.thelocal.no/20130805/norwegian-disgust-at-hitler-wine-for-sale-in-italy
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:51,
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There was a big bust by Thames Valley Policein the 70's and they was all trippin because they didn't have the right protective clothing...yeah right.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:53,
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What about those taste/smell/colour flashback things people get?I haven't clicked the link.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 13:08,
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well what do expect from such a gash thread(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:52,
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i am very bored, very tired and can't be arsed to do the shit ton of work on my doorstep(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:53,
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why don't you start a new thread and tell us all about your relationship woe?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:57,
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You're just low after yesterday's epic high.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:56,
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DUN A NEW FRED(Durst, if you were wondering)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 12:58,
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