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Celebrities. Following on from Monty’s latest name drop…
I’ve had an argument with Ainsley Harriot, made a TV advert with Courtney Cox and even gave Linda Robson directions once.
What celebrity interactions have YOU had?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:22,
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Sorry, I think it's rather poor form to mention them.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:23,
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I once Kicked former Newcastle and Man Utd playerAndy Cole in the balls does that count?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:25,
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Tim Vine accepted one of my puns once.Can't say I've ever heard him use it mind you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:26,
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So not only does he tell shit jokes?He also steals them.
Christ, he really is useless.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:26,
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I once met the guy who played John connor in Terminator 3, nearly got in a fight with Ferris Bueller in New York.
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Something about Kevin Whately(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:27,
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oh yeah, he came to my dads 40th, someone got drunk and asked him why every character he plays is a wimp.and I played kiss chase with his daughter.
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Was that on his day off?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:27,
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Typical Knobcheese *rolls eyes*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:31,
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I bump into celebritiesI've managed: Alan Davies, Craig Bellamy and Billy Hardy in recent times.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:29,
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I've only heard of one of them.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:30,
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Billy Hardy was a boxer from Sunderland(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:30,
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I physically bumped in to Paul McCartney on Dean St once.I looked to see who it was to apologise & then just said 'Oh! It's YOU' and walked off.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:31,
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I don't get the point being rude to celebs any more than I get being complete fanboi to them.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:39,
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I wasn't rude to him, just rather surprised.His record label has a studio in Soho Square, so I guess he'd been working there.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:40,
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OH, I read it as when you realised who he was, you refused to appoogise.Probably ruined his day, I bet he was nipping out for a nice bite to eat with friends that was ruined now.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:46,
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A nice bite to eat? No chance.The veggie prick.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:47,
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Does he eat fish? some veggies eat fish.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:00,
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Dan Le Sac and Scroobious Pip have 'liked' my facebook posts and even replied once or twice.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:30,
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Or the PR person for their label has at least.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:30,
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DONT RUIN THE DREAM.Besides, they were their own label.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:33,
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No one has ever heard of the 'celebrities' I've interacted with :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:31,
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That's because:www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2078506
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:32,
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ha, you "obscure yurt music" prick.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:35,
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Very much so, I'm afraid.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:42,
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i pulled up to let jose mourinho get something out of the passenger side of a 4x4 on sat morning(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:31,
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I was once in a shop queue behind Fancis Rossi in Croydon(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:33,
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*the sound of tens of Quo tribute bands slapping their foreheads in unison*(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:37,
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I narrowly missed out on an invite to Norris McWhirter's daughter's wedding once.Beat THAT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:33,
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aww, my only good story was the Raymond Blanc one, but me and ladypig are friends with Thom Yorkes wife, and occasionally have dinner or drinks with him.
I called one of the guys from Blue a stupid wanker when he turned up in the rock pub in oxford after releasing a "rock" album. And I got a real telling off for calling Billie Piper a fish faced stuck up cow in front of her agent that was sitting at the bar while Billie was having dinner further down the restaurant.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:34,
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Is Thom Yorke OK then?When I've seen him interviewed he seems a bit of a "taking it too fucking seriously" cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:39,
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i don't really like him very much, he's intensely serious about everything. If i'm honest, we haven't seen either of them in a year.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:41,
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I thought this would be the case(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:43,
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oooh, and me and Jeremy Paxman did a crossword together while he was waiting for his pizza.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:34,
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I still like your Raymond Blanc story(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:37,
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i was having a beer on my break, and he sat down at the bar next to me, I spotted he was doing the same crossword and got the bar man on duty to point it out, and we exchanged some answers and chatted about it being a "tough one" and "I'm usually much better"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:42,
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I had dinner with Nigella Lawson's brother Tom once. He is a fucking penis.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:34,
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I once disgusted Michael Barrymore.I was well pleased with myself after that.
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wanderlust, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:35,
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did you wipe something horrid on him?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:35,
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I told him a painting he was looking at was of a fanny. He looked like he wanted to be sick.(
wanderlust, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:38,
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So it wasn't 'his kind of people' then.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:40,
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Oh fucking hell Jeff. Go back to work & leave this place alone. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:40,
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how would you not notice it was a fanny?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:43,
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Michael was confused by the picture and was mulling over the options....'Top, Middle or Bottom?'
Turned out, it was 'front bottom'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:45,
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Georgia O'Keeffe painted minges that looked like flowers.I expect Barrymore was more interested in the pansies.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:48,
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I've done volunteering work with Chris Martin.However I don't like to talk about my charity work.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:35,
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I went to school with the nob who's nobbing Pippa Middleton.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:35,
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She's a regular customer in my company's shop on the Kings RdAs was her sister. David 'RIP' Frost used to live opposite, as does Felicity Kendall, who once told one of our staff that the shop looked like a warehouse.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:36,
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It's this one:www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVvcD4Czx4Y
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:41,
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do you sell designer bum dildos?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:43,
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who bought the biggest bum dildo?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:51,
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Bum him then you can say you fucked Pippa using him as a condom(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:37,
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I *did* shag his sister. Does that get me anywhere?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:39,
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It practically makes you 2nd in line to the throne, your Majesty(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:41,
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Nigel Planer and Brian Cox (the first actor to play Hannibal Lector) have both made radio adverts for me when I worked for Pizza Hut.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:37,
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I saw a great series Brian Cox did on drugs where he tried loads of them.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:38,
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That reminds me "the good, the bad and the weird" was excellent, I managed to watch the whole filmwithout any subtitles :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:41,
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The actress who plays Janine in Eastenders trod on my foot once. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:41,
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I saw "celebrity crooner" Joe McElderry frantically trying to be noticed in Subway(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:43,
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I once sold Brad Pitt some grass. Friend of a friend was working on the set of Lock Stock. It was shit grass and he paid top dollar for it.
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Isn't this one of Monty's stories?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:46,
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Yes.It really was dreadful grass.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:47,
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It was Snatch.This guy's wife was working for me at the time:
www.imdb.com/name/nm0334318/
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:48,
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I bet Pitt has been in a fair few of them(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:49,
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I danced with Norma Major once when her husband was Prime Minister. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:47,
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Was John busy getting his nuts wet with Edwina at the time and you stepped in?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:48,
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As a distraction while he was fucking Edwina Currie? What does her naval look like?
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I was in the same airport lounge as Jerry Springer once.He's an arrogant loud mouthed tosser.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:48,
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But what about Jerry Springer?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:48,
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I was in the same restaurant as Battered off the internet once.He's an arrogant loud mouthed tosser.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:49,
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Like Battered would visit a veggie place(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:50,
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I heard him come in to a restaurant once but had to leave because he was with his mate Chris Martin who I hate and then Norma Major started noshing him off and then that Hannibal Lecter fellow started ...............zzzzzzzzzzzz
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I once sat next to Bruno Brooks on a flight to Egypt. He offered me a Werthers Original. I declined.
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Oh manTurned down by Yewtree
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:55,
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I hope you informed Operation Yewtree about this.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:56,
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'No thanks Bruno, you're 30 years too late!'*Slap bass riff, audience laughter*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:58,
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i googled him, and still have no idea who the fuck he is.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:56,
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He was a Radio 1 DJ in the 1980's.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:57,
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ha, you sad sack bunch of old men,(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:58,
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I'M 26 AND MY DAD SAYS I'M A GROWN UP NOW!!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:04,
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Once (literally) ran into Chris Martin and Gwyneth PaltrowGot the autograph of Michael Owen and Gary Lineker after they filmed an advert at my school.
Saw the world's greated rapper (John Barnes) buying school clothes for his kids, was too shy to even say anything.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:58,
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You should have asked at the right time(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 10:59,
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I was once the child maharajah of northern indiaBut was brainwashed to work in a mine, I could do voodoo and my boss could remove peoples hearts from their bodies without a knife.
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I sold a bottle of water to Jenny Bond when I worked at Bristol Airport.She was a right mardy bitch. Flying Easyjet as well.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:00,
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She looks like she's melted(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:00,
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When Snoop Dogg was playing Glastonbury, he flew out of Bristol.There was massive excitement the day he was due, and all the youngsters who worked in the shop were hanging around near the entrance to see him.
Apparently, all they saw was his head sticking out of the top of a huge huddle of security guards, as he was rushed through the staff exit to a waiting private jet. They guy is freakishly tall.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:11,
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Minor celebs...A good friend of mine wrote for one of the music papers many years ago and occasionally during a conversation on facebook I get someone like the drummer from Dodgy or some other 90s luminary popping up and commenting.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:01,
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If it's good enough for you, it's good enough for me.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:02,
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I'm not going to piss on him though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:04,
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Did they steal any of your instrumental ideas and turn them into, you know...a success? (, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Happens to me all the time mate :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:03,
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No, these days Cheggers Drinks Pop!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:05,
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i had dinner with 2 really nice gay guys at a restaurant recently (it was their relocating, come drink all our booze for regular customers party)one of them mentioned he had to get up at 3am as he works for radio 4. i had no idea until after he left that i'd been talking to evan davis all night; i'd no idea who he was. lovely bloke.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:11,
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I bet he couldn't look you in the eye after that(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:13,
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he loved meHE didn't think i was a tranny.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:17,
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He probably thought you were alright as he is a boss eyed mong.(Plus, you obviously missed my one nice comment for the day)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:18,
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goodit's grey and cold and drizzly. pathetic fallacy for you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:24,
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My first date was with DAniella Westbrook, true story. I was smitten.When our relationship collapsed, she turned to the cocaine.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:12,
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We went skating, I held her hand. We had a hotdog. Spittlefields Market. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:13,
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Were you five?I seem to remember she's about the same age as me. How did you manage to get her on a date?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:19,
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.... yup.www.flickr.com/photos/mr90nz0/2247746779/
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:53,
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My mum's exBFF is "Sheela in the Cockfosters", LBC fans.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:14,
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BarryFromEastenders RIPRemember how Wolf from Gladiators was almost his father.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:16,
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I served dear old Barry during my ill fated career working behind a bar. He was a 'regular'.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:17,
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Different Barry.This was ex-poster and well known thief 'Barryfromeastenders'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:20,
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In which case, ignore my Actual Barry story.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:22,
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yeah. fuck you and your fucking real life stories. this is the INTERNET.(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:30,
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This was a former poster on here called barryfromeastenders who unfortunately got 'Lubbocked' by Stunned(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:20,
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I'm just pleased with the verb to 'Lubbock'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:30,
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I had a piss next to Prince Naseem in a motorway service station(
Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:19,
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WHAT Who would lie about being royalty?
'Prince' Andrew I'm looking at you
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Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:23,
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Rodney KingThey beat him for his pretense.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:26,
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King Kong got shot for the lie.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:27,
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Jonathan KingHEY JONATHAN DO YOU STILL HANG AROUND HERE
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Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:27,
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was that the rapist guy who pretended to be in the army?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:32,
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It's the music producer guy who likes to sex young teenage boysAnd then made a musical 'Vile Pervert' which he tried to promote on /links
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Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:37,
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Back in July 1982I was wandering around that there London, and I really needed a piss, anyway I saw this big house and thought to myself "that my old son will have a karzee" so I went in and after wandering around for a while found a bog and relieved myself.
It was as I was finding my way out I met the queen and we chatted for about half an hour, then it all went off...
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Tony Wilson was aa top guy, real shame when he died.Met him several times, the chatty little bugle head, always funny and entertaining. Smart too, he was the onlyone to come out of Factory with any wonga.
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I think we've all learned something from this story.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:39,
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Would somebody please start a new thread?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:41,
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When Prince Charles was doing his parachute training atWeston on the Green I saw him in my local with his entourage having a pint.
Sorry, I don't know any commoners.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 9 Sep 2013, 11:55,
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