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Well, not 'new's so much as 'filler': http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24124794?ocid=socialflow_facebook_newsmagazine
So, I think we're relatively evenly split between parents and not. Have you ever given / taken advice on parenting? Was it shit?
Alt: Fuck off back to mumsnet with your vacuum fanny
AltAlt: Exactly how bent is Nakers?
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Have you seen that patchwork one in the new DFS advert? It looks like Tangles' favourite festival waistcoat.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Bad news for Monty, here.
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/clinging-to-youth-does-not-slow-ageing-process-2013091879562
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I clicked I like this on your post by accident, to clarify, I do not like your post
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I don't really like it.
PS Your socks sound super cool, like you.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I picked them without looking at the price, and they happened to be a non-expensive model, and I based the rest of my room around them.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

I have found that parents don't like it when I suggest they should tell their brats to shut the fuck up. And they don't like it when I tell them they shouldn't take their ADHD kids to adult places.
I don't know if me not having my own children is relevant to the reception my 'advice' though.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:19, Reply)

works like a charm, and you hand them back when they are thoroughly spoiled/overexcited/full of sugar
alt: stop turning battered on. you know that place is porn for him.
altalt: as bent as a pink sock.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)

They're children, not Russian mafia bosses. They should do what they're fucking told.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:23, Reply)

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/23195-embarrassed-got-a-red-lump-on-my-labia-pls-help
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www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/1844348-Not-too-sure-where-to-post-But-painful-sex-for-a-year
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Bullyin by a mod, you should be stripped of your powers immediately
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There might still be time to save you.
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I don't want to ruin my appetite for Enchiladas tonight though.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:27, Reply)

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( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I can be called upon to point out where people are doing things wrong on a number of issues.
It's very easy to upset people by offering parenting advice.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)

the other being sex.
See also 'driving' where men are concerned.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Not so good at sex though.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:35, Reply)

As a younger man I went out with a lady who was 6 years older than me who gave me plenty of criticism regarding the sexhay stuff. As I wanted to improve (last longer than 33 seconds) I learned now I am still a shit shag but can manage a full 52 seconds.
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or "the person giving the advice's child who of course is/was perfect", as such, YMMV.
Most of it is wrong when applied to a different child, but eagerly seized upon by those without the wit to think for themselves.
The hard bit is spotting the few gems in a massive field of shit.
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( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I think it's the reclining ends that make it.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

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I'm posting maybe ten percent of the really fucking hideous stuff. Plenty more where that came from!
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because I've accidentally been posting the contents of his house.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

'Money can't buy you sense or taste'
Apparently she was right.
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But decided not to, I think young Battered should use his mumsnet login to throw my favourite parent anger baiting line...
"by the very definition of the word most parents are Paedophiles"
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

They're swapping IT anecdotes, it's WELL LOL
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just to either keep them quiet or at home. How they do it isn't my problem.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Emotional bender.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

I don't like children just keep them the fuck away from me.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Anyone heard from knobcheese? I do hope he's alright.
( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

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( , Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Either he got the new job and can't get on here, or that was classic breakdown behaviour and he checked in to KFC on the way home.
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