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	 how do you get a girl to notice you?
	how do you get a girl to notice you?
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:24,
	
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	 Which girl?
	Which girl?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:25,
	
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	 any girl, i dunno
	any girl, i dunno
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:28,
	
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	 Dunno have you tried adding them as friends on facebook?
	Dunno have you tried adding them as friends on facebook?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:31,
	
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	 ok, yeah, what next?
	ok, yeah, what next?
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:32,
	
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	 Post naked self portraits taken in a mirror with your phone
	Post naked self portraits taken in a mirror with your phone
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:34,
	
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	 I'm not sure I can help I was already married by the time I joined facebook
	I'm not sure I can help I was already married by the time I joined facebook
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:39,
	
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	 I think next you send messages like
	I think next you send messages like
 	'sup girl?' and 'hey beautiful' then they're your girlfriend.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:41,
	
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	 Remember to change your relationship status
	Remember to change your relationship status
 	Doctor Frog *is in a relationship with* The Doveston
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:43,
	
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	 'It's complicated'
	'It's complicated'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:45,
	
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	 ok, yeah, i'll shop a couple of photos of us together too
	ok, yeah, i'll shop a couple of photos of us together too
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:46,
	
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	 Don't include my spawn, I don't want pics of my kids online.
	Don't include my spawn, I don't want pics of my kids online.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:48,
	
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	 Nakedness and a knife always does the trick.
	Nakedness and a knife always does the trick.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:25,
	
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	 Show them your patience and intrigue
	Show them your patience and intrigue
 	or whatever it is you call your testicles
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 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081
 glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:27,
	
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	 A what?
	A what?
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:27,
	
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	 I think he's after a forty something girl.
	I think he's after a forty something girl.
 	You're well in there.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:29,
	
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	 I'M IN MY 30s YOU GAY PRICK
	I'M IN MY 30s YOU GAY PRICK
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:32,
	
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	 For one whole week.
	For one whole week.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:33,
	
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	 YEAH SO WHAT
	YEAH SO WHAT
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:34,
	
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	 What was the war like, grandad?
	What was the war like, grandad?
 	*sits cross-legged*
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:35,
	
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	 Don't tell him Pike.
	Don't tell him Pike.
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:39,
	
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	 Well your being here is pretty ironical
	Well your being here is pretty ironical
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:43,
	
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	 None of my ships crashed into stuff.
	None of my ships crashed into stuff.
 	The beard's the same though.
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:23,
	
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	 We thrashed those fucking Boer pricks.
	We thrashed those fucking Boer pricks.
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:52,
	
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	 *I'm* in my 30's.
	*I'm* in my 30's.
 	You're leaving them.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:36,
	
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	 This is at least as believable as the time that Ringofyre claimed to be 42.
	This is at least as believable as the time that Ringofyre claimed to be 42.
 	
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 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U
 Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:36,
	
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	 Orange socks
	Orange socks
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:31,
	
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	 'Poke' them on Facebook.
	'Poke' them on Facebook.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:31,
	
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 	on Facebook
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:32,
	
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	 I strip naked, run over and curl one out on their desk.
	I strip naked, run over and curl one out on their desk.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:32,
	
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	 sounds like a traditional welsh mating ritual
	sounds like a traditional welsh mating ritual
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:34,
	
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	 To be honest, the trick to get them not to notice you at all, so they don't have a clue you exist..... that way they can't pick you in a line-up
	To be honest, the trick to get them not to notice you at all, so they don't have a clue you exist..... that way they can't pick you in a line-up
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:33,
	
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	 ^This guy knows his oats^
	^This guy knows his oats^
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:34,
	
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	 No wait, the other thing
	No wait, the other thing
 	...has never sowed his oats
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:35,
	
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	 Where's the fun in that?
	Where's the fun in that?
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:35,
	
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	 The fun lies in not having what you've just done to that poor girl
	The fun lies in not having what you've just done to that poor girl
 	done back to you by a 20 stone tattooed house-breaker in Send Marsh nick.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:36,
	
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	 You're no fun any more.
	You're no fun any more.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:37,
	
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	 I'm in my thirties, had to grow up, innit.
	I'm in my thirties, had to grow up, innit.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:38,
	
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	 well buy a proper car then
	well buy a proper car then
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:42,
	
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	 oooooh burn
	oooooh burn
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:48,
	
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	 My car's more popular with my women than I am :(
	My car's more popular with my women than I am :(
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:50,
	
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	 that hardly gives it real competition
	that hardly gives it real competition
 	the thing looks like one of those rectangular tuna cans
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:56,
	
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	 What car did your dad buy you?
	What car did your dad buy you?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:57,
	
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	 when i was 17, he bought me a beetle
	when i was 17, he bought me a beetle
 	and when i was 18, it died, so he bought me a fiesta. 
after that, i had a company car, then i bought my own by adding it to the mortgage on the flat i bought at 18. i gave that to my dad when my mum died, and kept hers for a bit, then part-ex'd that for the one i have now, which is a ridiculous extravagance, but i love it.
is that enough detail?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:00,
	
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	 tl:dr
	tl:dr
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:01,
	
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	 yes you did
	yes you did
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:02,
	
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	 I really didn't. It looked like your life story so I skipped it.
	I really didn't. It looked like your life story so I skipped it.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:04,
	
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	 But what about the car
	But what about the car
 	LOLOL
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:59,
	
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	 haahaha
	haahaha
 	dances round Kroney 
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:59,
	
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	 Having spent £20k on gaudy fashion, I'm not surprised.
	Having spent £20k on gaudy fashion, I'm not surprised.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:48,
	
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	 a mate of mine once told me that the best way to speak to a girl in a club
	a mate of mine once told me that the best way to speak to a girl in a club
 	is to start with an insult, a neg or something. he'd read this book about picking up girls and it said it will lower their self esteem and make them more open to your advances.
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:39,
	
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	 "alright you fat cow? fancy a drink between shovelling your face full of pringles?"
	"alright you fat cow? fancy a drink between shovelling your face full of pringles?"
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:40,
	
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	 negging is totally in now
	negging is totally in now
 	3 sec rule them and then follow up with a quick neg and she'll be all yours
don't buy her any drinks either
also never apologise
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:41,
	
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	 i see where i've been going wrong now
	i see where i've been going wrong now
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:42,
	
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	 good negs are
	good negs are
 	"those glasses make you look like you've got really small eyes"
"are you using coloured contacts? Oh my god you are!"
"it's very brave to wear that"
"you disgust me on every level you barely sentient human shit"
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:44,
	
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	 what's a neg?
	what's a neg?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:44,
	
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	 its about 1200 kilobites of information
	its about 1200 kilobites of information
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:46,
	
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	 I think it's just you say something to ladies that could be construed as a criticism and apparently that's meant to make them want to impress you?
	I think it's just you say something to ladies that could be construed as a criticism and apparently that's meant to make them want to impress you?
 	I dunno man it's sociopathic shit. Dunno if it's short for anything like 'negatory little buddy'
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:46,
	
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	 Negative
	Negative
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:47,
	
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	 I like the one where you say "You're so fat, I bet you sat next to everybody in class".
	I like the one where you say "You're so fat, I bet you sat next to everybody in class".
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:49,
	
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	 That book is 'The Game' I think. Utter bullshit.
	That book is 'The Game' I think. Utter bullshit.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:42,
	
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	 Haha you've read it
	Haha you've read it
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:44,
	
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	 I have read books, this is not one of them.
	I have read books, this is not one of them. 
 	*orders from Amazon*
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:46,
	
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	 How can they expect to get anything but bad reviews and negative stars?
	How can they expect to get anything but bad reviews and negative stars?
 	If it was any good, they wouldn't be posting a review.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:52,
	
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	 I wasn't expecting there to be any reviews
	I wasn't expecting there to be any reviews
 	It turns out the book is out to trick people into not killing themselves, which disappointed a lot of the people who bought it and didn't end up 'buying it'
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55,
	
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	 One for you 'mate'
 	snipurl.com/27u1eik
	One for you 'mate'
 	snipurl.com/27u1eik
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:53,
	
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	 cheers mate!
	cheers mate!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:00,
	
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	 HTH
	HTH
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:01,
	
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	 carve her name into your forehead and then marry her sister
	carve her name into your forehead and then marry her sister
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:35,
	
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	 ^ pick-up artist
	^ pick-up artist
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:50,
	
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	 bitch I swim in pussy
	bitch I swim in pussy
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:25,
	
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	 If the girl has children, kill them.
	If the girl has children, kill them.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:37,
	
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	 Straight from the lion manual.
	Straight from the lion manual.
 	
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 edjogs Collared doves are shit.
 edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:41,
	
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	 1: acquire jiffy bag
	1: acquire jiffy bag
 	2: add "botdog"
3: Post
4: ?????
5:Profit
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:38,
	
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	 "You don't sweat much for a fat bird"
	"You don't sweat much for a fat bird"
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:42,
	
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	 i just had to get my eyes tested etc for new specs
	i just had to get my eyes tested etc for new specs
 	they took photos of the insides of my eyes and all sorts.
the optician was unbelievably hot. i noticed him alright. are you a hot optician?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:49,
	
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	 did they do that puff of air thing?
	did they do that puff of air thing?
 	I hate that
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:50,
	
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	 THREE TIMES IN EACH EYE, TO TAKE AN AVERAGE, HE SAID
	THREE TIMES IN EACH EYE, TO TAKE AN AVERAGE, HE SAID
 	ended up being about 15 per eye, as i kept blinking. you know it's coming, you blink.
also they put dye in them. i REALLY hate that.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:52,
	
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 	dye spunk
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:53,
	
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	 Three times in each eye, said Chompy
	Three times in each eye, said Chompy
 	and suddenly Swipe's stumbling around bouncing off pavements and convinced that Lord Lucan's ringing her from class 5B
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:53,
	
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	 and i suppose you think this is a "coincidence" too?
	and i suppose you think this is a "coincidence" too?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55,
	
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	 No, it seems like a pretty clear cut case of audible delusions brought on by the concussive force
	No, it seems like a pretty clear cut case of audible delusions brought on by the concussive force 
 	of taking a pasty 30 year old internet virgin's load straight to the face.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:57,
	
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	 it had a fairly long time delay
	it had a fairly long time delay
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:57,
	
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	 That's out of order, talking about a man's performance like that.
	That's out of order, talking about a man's performance like that.
 	You should be ashamed of yourself.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:58,
	
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	 hahaha
	hahaha
 	you so know the women in your office have discussed MUCH more in terms of detail and depth...
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:00,
	
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	 'merde'
	'merde'
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:03,
	
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	 it's so true
	it's so true
 	women tell each other everything.
EVERYTHING.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:06,
	
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	 Yeah, I get comments every now and again.
	Yeah, I get comments every now and again.
 	Not leaked by the current, I should say. Previouses have been less than discrete.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:06,
	
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	 serves you right for dipping that nib in all that office ink!
	serves you right for dipping that nib in all that office ink!
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:06,
	
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	 The reception staff get drunk and leery at office parties.
	The reception staff get drunk and leery at office parties. 
 	It's intensely embarrassing.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:08,
	
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	 who the hell leers over the IT department??
	who the hell leers over the IT department??
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:10,
	
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	 You haven't seen our receptionists.
	You haven't seen our receptionists.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:12,
	
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	 what, like mechanics when they're appraising your motor?
	what, like mechanics when they're appraising your motor?
 	ooh, that retinas seen better days
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck
 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:54,
	
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	 basically yer
	basically yer
 	except that my retinas are perfect, apparently. at least something is.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55,
	
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	 THey shine a strobe into your eyeballs to see if your timing belt's on the wonk
	THey shine a strobe into your eyeballs to see if your timing belt's on the wonk
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55,
	
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	 I like this.
	I like this.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:53,
	
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	 no, i'm an average looking office worker
	no, i'm an average looking office worker
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:52,
	
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	 oh
	oh
 	erm..... ok, unzip and walk around with it hanging out all afternoon. that'll get you noticed for sure.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:53,
	
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	 i don't know, my willy is very small, barely noticeable
	i don't know, my willy is very small, barely noticeable
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:56,
	
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	 so strap a magnifying glass over it
	so strap a magnifying glass over it
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:56,
	
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	 thats thinking outside the erm "box"
	thats thinking outside the erm "box" 
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:58,
	
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	 HA HA SPECCY TWAT
	HA HA SPECCY TWAT
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:54,
	
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	 i really have no idea why you got dumped
	i really have no idea why you got dumped
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55,
	
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	 That's because I haven't told you, YOU MASSIVE SPECCY TWAT
	That's because I haven't told you, YOU MASSIVE SPECCY TWAT
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:56,
	
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	 I can't believe he hasn't posted his story on qotw
	I can't believe he hasn't posted his story on qotw
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:56,
	
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	 i bet it's because he was too sensitive and complimentary
	i bet it's because he was too sensitive and complimentary
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:57,
	
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	 HEY! YOU FOUR EYED BASTARD
	HEY! YOU FOUR EYED BASTARD
 	I'm *lovely*, actually.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:58,
	
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	 yes i can totally see that
	yes i can totally see that
 	
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:01,
	
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	 with the help of my new glasses (gucci, btw, i loved the jimmy choos but they did NOT suit me)
	with the help of my new glasses (gucci, btw, i loved the jimmy choos but they did NOT suit me)
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:01,
	
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	 WAIT.....you wear glasses?
	WAIT.....you wear glasses?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:02,
	
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	 only for driving and the cinema
	only for driving and the cinema
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:02,
	
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	 Those massive cinema screens are pretty difficult to see
	Those massive cinema screens are pretty difficult to see
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:03,
	
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	 i want to look intellectual at the curzon innit
	i want to look intellectual at the curzon innit
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:05,
	
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	 HA HA SPECCY TWAT
	HA HA SPECCY TWAT
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:03,
	
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	 i have no idea why you got dumped
	i have no idea why you got dumped
 	*groundhog days*
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:05,
	
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	 That's because I haven't told you, YOU MASSIVE SPECCY TWAT
	That's because I haven't told you, YOU MASSIVE SPECCY TWAT
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:06,
	
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	 sensitive blah compliments blah
	sensitive blah compliments blah
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:07,
	
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	 conform to their view of a desirable male
	conform to their view of a desirable male
 	
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck
 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:51,
	
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	 does this mean i have to earn more money?
	does this mean i have to earn more money?
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:53,
	
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	 hey, we're not all that shallow
	hey, we're not all that shallow
 	just so long as you have a nice big house, preferably mortgage free, a decent car, nothing tacky, and a holiday home, it's fine.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:54,
	
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	 you speaking for womankind
	you speaking for womankind
 	is like jimmy savile speaking for hospital porters
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 Reginald Donkeyfuck
 Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:56,
	
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	 just because you were too ugly for jimmy to go near you
	just because you were too ugly for jimmy to go near you
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:56,
	
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	 G-A-Y
	G-A-Y
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55,
	
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	 hahaha
	hahaha
 	eh?
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:19,
	
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	 LOL
 	www.b3ta.com/talk/7683117
	LOL
 	www.b3ta.com/talk/7683117
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:00,
	
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	 as usual i don't get it
	as usual i don't get it
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:03,
	
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	 In the middle is the man himself
	In the middle is the man himself
 	MKs finest, Psychochomp
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:04,
	
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	 Really? That is not how I imagined.
	Really? That is not how I imagined.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:05,
	
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	 ^gay
	^gay
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:07,
	
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	 don't be such a bitch
	don't be such a bitch
 	you know that's the tablecloth
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:06,
	
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	 I believe that is the infamous Sammi and all
	I believe that is the infamous Sammi and all
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:06,
	
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	 why infamous and which one?
	why infamous and which one?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:07,
	
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	 famous for being deaf and racist
	famous for being deaf and racist
 	and apparently stupid. but that doesn't narrow it down on here.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:09,
	
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	 AND THEN HE FUCKED SAMMI
	AND THEN HE FUCKED SAMMI
 	I bet he fucked sammi
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:31,
	
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	 CHOMPY FUCKED SAMMI???
	CHOMPY FUCKED SAMMI???
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:34,
	
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	 First Broadsword now this
	First Broadsword now this
 	WILL EVERYONE STOP FUCKING SAMMI FOR FIVE MINUTES, PLEASE
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:38,
	
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	 BROADSWORD CALLING SAMMI BOY.
	BROADSWORD CALLING SAMMI BOY.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:55,
	
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	 I like this
	I like this
 	
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:08,
	
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	 Haha
	Haha
 	"what's that thing in the corner"
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:07,
	
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	 I think you should post pictures of other famous b3tans
	I think you should post pictures of other famous b3tans
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:13,
	
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	 I think I've sidestepped being the person who posted this by posting a link to someone else posting a picture
 	Who do you want to see?
	I think I've sidestepped being the person who posted this by posting a link to someone else posting a picture
 	Who do you want to see?
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:14,
	
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	 He's not entirely dissimilar to the guy pictured in this article
 	www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/clinging-to-youth-does-not-slow-ageing-process-2013091879562
	He's not entirely dissimilar to the guy pictured in this article
 	www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/clinging-to-youth-does-not-slow-ageing-process-2013091879562
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:18,
	
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	 i always imagine him with quite long slicked back wavy hair
	i always imagine him with quite long slicked back wavy hair 
 	dunno why
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:19,
	
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	 He's a hulking behemoth of a man with a side parting, specs and a crystallised left foot.
	He's a hulking behemoth of a man with a side parting, specs and a crystallised left foot.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:23,
	
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	 That's a little unfair.
	That's a little unfair.
 	Stunned doesn't have a beard.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:19,
	
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	 I have now seen two.
	I have now seen two. 
 	Sometimes it's better not to know things, right?
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:14,
	
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	 have a poke around on the B3ta flicker page for some balloon hat based lols
	have a poke around on the B3ta flicker page for some balloon hat based lols
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:17,
	
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	 I don't think I want to......
	I don't think I want to......
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:17,
	
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	 it's well lol
	it's well lol
 	seriously, the amount of bad facial hair, comedy tshirts and sweaty staring eyes is hilarious
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:18,
	
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	 Does it say who people are?
	Does it say who people are?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:19,
	
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	 It's just full of a bunch of ugly people I don't recognise.
	It's just full of a bunch of ugly people I don't recognise.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:21,
	
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	 Punch her in the tits
	Punch her in the tits
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:10,
	
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	 in your experience, has this worked?
	in your experience, has this worked?
 	
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 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia
 The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:18,
	
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	 It gets her attention
	It gets her attention
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:33,
	
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	 someone do a new thread
	someone do a new thread
 	or I'll do one about the tie I bought at lunchtime
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:33,
	
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	 ooh, do that one.
	ooh, do that one.
 	I like tie chat xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:34,
	
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	 It might alienate 97% of the site
	It might alienate 97% of the site
 	being scruffy warhammer gimps
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:36,
	
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	 Not everyone has our grasp of suavity.
	Not everyone has our grasp of suavity.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:38,
	
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	 AND GIRLS
	AND GIRLS
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:38,
	
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	 Scruffy Warhammer girls are the worst.
	Scruffy Warhammer girls are the worst.
 	They smell even more unpleasant than the men.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:39,
	
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	 Sammi looks like she fucking stinks
	Sammi looks like she fucking stinks
 	I bet she wipes back to front and smears shit into her vadge
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:41,
	
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	 If you can smell BO on anybody, you can be sure they don't wash anywhere else, either.
	If you can smell BO on anybody, you can be sure they don't wash anywhere else, either.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:45,
	
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	 that stinky fat indian always sits near me on the bus :(
	that stinky fat indian always sits near me on the bus :(
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:49,
	
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	 Bus wanker
	Bus wanker
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:51,
	
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	 you shagged a scruffy warhammer gimp
	you shagged a scruffy warhammer gimp
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:39,
	
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	 i turned you down
	i turned you down
 	repeatedly
	(
 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:45,
	
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	 Simpsons?
	Simpsons?
 	
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:39,
	
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	 nah, no comedy ties or socks in my house
	nah, no comedy ties or socks in my house
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:40,
	
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	 Pajamas then
	Pajamas then
 	
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:43,
	
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	 I sleep naked ; )
	I sleep naked ; )
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:43,
	
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	 Shit in her cunt, then bum her in the gob.
	Shit in her cunt, then bum her in the gob.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:34,
	
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	 "brownload" onto her chest
	"brownload" onto her chest
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:34,
	
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	 The 'swipestreak shitstripe'
	The 'swipestreak shitstripe'
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:35,
	
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	 If I shat ginger I'd worry
	If I shat ginger I'd worry
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:36,
	
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	 She's a legal eagle scat queen
	She's a legal eagle scat queen
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:38,
	
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