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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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how do you get a girl to notice you?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:24, 219 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Which girl?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
any girl, i dunno

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Dunno have you tried adding them as friends on facebook?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)
ok, yeah, what next?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Post naked self portraits taken in a mirror with your phone

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)
I'm not sure I can help I was already married by the time I joined facebook

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)
I think next you send messages like
'sup girl?' and 'hey beautiful' then they're your girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Remember to change your relationship status
Doctor Frog *is in a relationship with* The Doveston
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)
'It's complicated'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
ok, yeah, i'll shop a couple of photos of us together too

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Don't include my spawn, I don't want pics of my kids online.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Nakedness and a knife always does the trick.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Show them your patience and intrigue

or whatever it is you call your testicles
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)
A what?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)
I think he's after a forty something girl.
You're well in there.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)
I'M IN MY 30s YOU GAY PRICK

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)
For one whole week.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)
YEAH SO WHAT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)
What was the war like, grandad?
*sits cross-legged*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Don't tell him Pike.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Well your being here is pretty ironical

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)
None of my ships crashed into stuff.
The beard's the same though.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
We thrashed those fucking Boer pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
*I'm* in my 30's.
You're leaving them.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)
This is at least as believable as the time that Ringofyre claimed to be 42.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Orange socks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)
'Poke' them on Facebook.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)

on Facebook
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)
I strip naked, run over and curl one out on their desk.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)
sounds like a traditional welsh mating ritual

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)
To be honest, the trick to get them not to notice you at all, so they don't have a clue you exist..... that way they can't pick you in a line-up

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)
^This guy knows his oats^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)
No wait, the other thing
...has never sowed his oats
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Where's the fun in that?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
The fun lies in not having what you've just done to that poor girl
done back to you by a 20 stone tattooed house-breaker in Send Marsh nick.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)
You're no fun any more.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)
I'm in my thirties, had to grow up, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)
well buy a proper car then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)
oooooh burn

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
My car's more popular with my women than I am :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
that hardly gives it real competition
the thing looks like one of those rectangular tuna cans
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
What car did your dad buy you?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
when i was 17, he bought me a beetle
and when i was 18, it died, so he bought me a fiesta.

after that, i had a company car, then i bought my own by adding it to the mortgage on the flat i bought at 18. i gave that to my dad when my mum died, and kept hers for a bit, then part-ex'd that for the one i have now, which is a ridiculous extravagance, but i love it.

is that enough detail?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
tl:dr

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
yes you did

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
I really didn't. It looked like your life story so I skipped it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
But what about the car
LOLOL
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
haahaha
dances round Kroney
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
"SHIT CAR SHIT FACE"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Having spent £20k on gaudy fashion, I'm not surprised.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
a mate of mine once told me that the best way to speak to a girl in a club
is to start with an insult, a neg or something. he'd read this book about picking up girls and it said it will lower their self esteem and make them more open to your advances.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)
"alright you fat cow? fancy a drink between shovelling your face full of pringles?"

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)
negging is totally in now
3 sec rule them and then follow up with a quick neg and she'll be all yours
don't buy her any drinks either
also never apologise
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
i see where i've been going wrong now

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)
good negs are
"those glasses make you look like you've got really small eyes"
"are you using coloured contacts? Oh my god you are!"
"it's very brave to wear that"
"you disgust me on every level you barely sentient human shit"
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
what's a neg?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
its about 1200 kilobites of information

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
I think it's just you say something to ladies that could be construed as a criticism and apparently that's meant to make them want to impress you?
I dunno man it's sociopathic shit. Dunno if it's short for anything like 'negatory little buddy'
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Negative

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
I like the one where you say "You're so fat, I bet you sat next to everybody in class".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
That book is 'The Game' I think. Utter bullshit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Haha you've read it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
I have read books, this is not one of them.
*orders from Amazon*
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
try this
www.amazon.co.uk/Commit-Successful-Suicide-Thomas-James/dp/0557588421/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1379512260&sr=8-1&keywords=how+to+kill+yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
How can they expect to get anything but bad reviews and negative stars?
If it was any good, they wouldn't be posting a review.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I wasn't expecting there to be any reviews
It turns out the book is out to trick people into not killing themselves, which disappointed a lot of the people who bought it and didn't end up 'buying it'
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
One for you 'mate'
snipurl.com/27u1eik
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
cheers mate!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
HTH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
carve her name into your forehead and then marry her sister

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)
^ pick-up artist

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
bitch I swim in pussy

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
If the girl has children, kill them.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Straight from the lion manual.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
1: acquire jiffy bag
2: add "botdog"
3: Post
4: ?????
5:Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)
"You don't sweat much for a fat bird"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)
i just had to get my eyes tested etc for new specs
they took photos of the insides of my eyes and all sorts.

the optician was unbelievably hot. i noticed him alright. are you a hot optician?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
did they do that puff of air thing?
I hate that
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
THREE TIMES IN EACH EYE, TO TAKE AN AVERAGE, HE SAID
ended up being about 15 per eye, as i kept blinking. you know it's coming, you blink.

also they put dye in them. i REALLY hate that.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)

dye spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Three times in each eye, said Chompy
and suddenly Swipe's stumbling around bouncing off pavements and convinced that Lord Lucan's ringing her from class 5B
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
and i suppose you think this is a "coincidence" too?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
No, it seems like a pretty clear cut case of audible delusions brought on by the concussive force
of taking a pasty 30 year old internet virgin's load straight to the face.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
it had a fairly long time delay

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
That's out of order, talking about a man's performance like that.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
hahaha
you so know the women in your office have discussed MUCH more in terms of detail and depth...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
'merde'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
it's so true
women tell each other everything.

EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Yeah, I get comments every now and again.
Not leaked by the current, I should say. Previouses have been less than discrete.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
serves you right for dipping that nib in all that office ink!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
The reception staff get drunk and leery at office parties.
It's intensely embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
who the hell leers over the IT department??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
You haven't seen our receptionists.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)
what, like mechanics when they're appraising your motor?
ooh, that retinas seen better days
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)
basically yer
except that my retinas are perfect, apparently. at least something is.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
THey shine a strobe into your eyeballs to see if your timing belt's on the wonk

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
no, i'm an average looking office worker

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
oh
erm..... ok, unzip and walk around with it hanging out all afternoon. that'll get you noticed for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
i don't know, my willy is very small, barely noticeable

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
so strap a magnifying glass over it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
thats thinking outside the erm "box"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
HA HA SPECCY TWAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)
i really have no idea why you got dumped

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
That's because I haven't told you, YOU MASSIVE SPECCY TWAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I can't believe he hasn't posted his story on qotw

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
i bet it's because he was too sensitive and complimentary

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
HEY! YOU FOUR EYED BASTARD
I'm *lovely*, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
yes i can totally see that

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
with the help of my new glasses (gucci, btw, i loved the jimmy choos but they did NOT suit me)

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
WAIT.....you wear glasses?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
only for driving and the cinema

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Those massive cinema screens are pretty difficult to see

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
i want to look intellectual at the curzon innit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
HA HA SPECCY TWAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
i have no idea why you got dumped
*groundhog days*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
That's because I haven't told you, YOU MASSIVE SPECCY TWAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
sensitive blah compliments blah

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
conform to their view of a desirable male

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
does this mean i have to earn more money?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
hey, we're not all that shallow
just so long as you have a nice big house, preferably mortgage free, a decent car, nothing tacky, and a holiday home, it's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)
you speaking for womankind
is like jimmy savile speaking for hospital porters
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
just because you were too ugly for jimmy to go near you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
G-A-Y

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
hahaha
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
LOL
www.b3ta.com/talk/7683117
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
as usual i don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
In the middle is the man himself
MKs finest, Psychochomp
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Really? That is not how I imagined.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
^gay

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
don't be such a bitch
you know that's the tablecloth
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I believe that is the infamous Sammi and all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
why infamous and which one?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2094130
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
famous for being deaf and racist
and apparently stupid. but that doesn't narrow it down on here.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
AND THEN HE FUCKED SAMMI
I bet he fucked sammi
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
CHOMPY FUCKED SAMMI???

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
First Broadsword now this
WILL EVERYONE STOP FUCKING SAMMI FOR FIVE MINUTES, PLEASE
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
BROADSWORD CALLING SAMMI BOY.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Haha
"what's that thing in the corner"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
I think you should post pictures of other famous b3tans

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I think I've sidestepped being the person who posted this by posting a link to someone else posting a picture


Who do you want to see?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Stunned, I've never seena pic of him aside from this
images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130618142842/non-aliencreatures/images/3/3e/HarryBigfoot.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
He's not entirely dissimilar to the guy pictured in this article
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/clinging-to-youth-does-not-slow-ageing-process-2013091879562
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
i always imagine him with quite long slicked back wavy hair
dunno why
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
He's a hulking behemoth of a man with a side parting, specs and a crystallised left foot.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
That's a little unfair.
Stunned doesn't have a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I have now seen two.
Sometimes it's better not to know things, right?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
have a poke around on the B3ta flicker page for some balloon hat based lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I don't think I want to......

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
it's well lol
seriously, the amount of bad facial hair, comedy tshirts and sweaty staring eyes is hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Does it say who people are?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
It's just full of a bunch of ugly people I don't recognise.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Punch her in the tits

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
in your experience, has this worked?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
It gets her attention

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
someone do a new thread
or I'll do one about the tie I bought at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
ooh, do that one.
I like tie chat xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
It might alienate 97% of the site
being scruffy warhammer gimps
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Not everyone has our grasp of suavity.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
AND GIRLS

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Scruffy Warhammer girls are the worst.
They smell even more unpleasant than the men.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Sammi looks like she fucking stinks
I bet she wipes back to front and smears shit into her vadge
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
If you can smell BO on anybody, you can be sure they don't wash anywhere else, either.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
that stinky fat indian always sits near me on the bus :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Bus wanker

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
you shagged a scruffy warhammer gimp

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
i turned you down
repeatedly
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Simpsons?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
nah, no comedy ties or socks in my house

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Pajamas then

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I sleep naked ; )

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Shit in her cunt, then bum her in the gob.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
"brownload" onto her chest

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
The 'swipestreak shitstripe'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
If I shat ginger I'd worry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
She's a legal eagle scat queen

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)

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