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What are you finding tiresome at the moment?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:08, 252 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
It might be quicker and easier if I list what I am not finding tiresome.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)
Well try that then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)
The music of Mike and the Mechanics.

And that of Go West.

That's it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)
Say it loud

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)
this bill I just got in from Michelin

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Restaurant or tyres?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)
tyre sum innit

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Everybody's bloody banging on about football at my work at the moment.
Fucking nonce's game played by preening, diving nancies with expensive haircuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Football is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)
When you support Sunderland it is, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)
I heard that Rianna was looking to marry one of their first team..
...as apparently, unlike her previous fellas, they've never beat anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)
POW!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)
You've got Borini, it's not all bad!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Work
Money
Wife
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:14, Reply)
Wives are overrated.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Wife is taking her Mam's death really badly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Tell her to MTFU.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)
*ponders*
*likes testicles still being attached*
*declines*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)
I've had one of those for 13 years as of today
talk about outstaying your welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)
Unlucky mon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)
aye
lace for this one, apparently chilli pepper is the theme for the 19th year. Who makes this shit up?
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)
Give her fleas

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)
I gave her 'Snakes on a Plane' from Poundland
*polishes husband of the year trophy*
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Wrapped up in some used knickers?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)
nah, that'd take some kind of effort or forethought
I just wrapped the poundland bag around it a couple of times
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)
^ playa ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Me

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)
They fucking aren't.
They're AWESOME.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)
^ wrong on the internet ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)
^not exactly a neutral opinion

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)
New threads.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Real answer:
Some cunt recommended I watch Hit US Show 'Girls'.
It's fucking shit. 'Sex And The City' if a clinically depressed Swipe scripted it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)
I've finally started watching 24. Only about 10 years later than everyone else.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)
I've watched the 1st series
I need to watch more of them
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)
I'm halfway through the first series.
Considering it's supposed to be 'real time' why does he never go to the bog or have a kip?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)
'cos he's fucking Jack Baueurrururururrrrrr

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)
What I don't get about Kiefer Sutherland
is that he's better looking than his father, but somehow not as sexy.What's that all about?
*Seinfelds*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Donald Sutherland has the element of pure insanity about him, thats what

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)
He's fucking well cool

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)
strikethrough Phil!!!!!
He's fucking Phil Cool!!!! ahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)
*gurns*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)
Or just stand there for a bit, vacanly picking bogeys and staring out the window?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)
Or have a crafty wank when his wife has gone out.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)
it's not a sitcom
it's a comedy drama, or a comdram as the cool kidz call it.

so is SATC.

they are not aimed at men. whoever told you to watch that is a fucktard.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)
What about benders? They love it! HOMOPHOBE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)
you and geordiejay can set up your own club

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)
Thanks for your permission.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)
you can pay me for the idea

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)
With free access to the sexeh gays.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:34, Reply)
sssssssssssssssssssssssssh
don't rumble me!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)
It's fucking shit is what it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

ool kidz unts
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Ostracise whoever recommended it to you

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Ostracise torture and mutilate
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)
They're that much of a fucking pervert for liking that shit that I reckon they'd enjoy being raped by a large flightless bird.
Also: alright Amber!

Are you the one that fucked Bert or the one that fucked Sexface?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)
neither
she's LOVELY. just ask stuj.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Hey I'm just asking which clearly dreadful male b3tan she's fucked.
All of you lot have had at least one.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:35, Reply)
especially that wicca'd witch

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)
You should have seen the crap-haired northern monkey she was planning on going on a date with until she met me.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)
you should be grateful really
he obviously made you look better
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Hand them to the penguins when the ostriches are done
Alright AB, how's things?

I have never fucked a b3tan.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)
THERE'S HOPE FOR CHOMPY NOW THEN, EH?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

he's already tried, hard. i quote:




It's weird Amberl's single isn't it.



(
PsychoChomp
, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 13:55, 1 Reply)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Oh man, even creepier in context
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1046725
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Single 4eva

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)
All it would take to remedy that is a model pizza budget and a fondness for pleather.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
You prefer old clothes?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)
People.
They're generally 'shit'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)
Being awake.
People talking about their boring new babies.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)
There's a spider hovering over my bed
it's pissing me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)
Get rid of it then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Can't reach it even if I stand on the bed
and I'm not knocking it down with a stick for fear of the scurry up the arm tactic.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Ghost spider?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)
kill it
kill it with fire

also, HELLO! XX
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Alas, no lighter.
Hello! How are you?!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)
i am good!
miss you lots. where are you studying?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Sussex
been up to anything special?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)
oh lovely, is it going well?
you must come and stay, everyone would love to see you!

not really. going out too much, spending too much, working too much. the usual! x
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Not bad
in a public law lecture at the moment which is fine, but EU law is so fucking boring.

We should definitely do a meet-up though from the sounds of things there's been one recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)
there are small drinks in london from time to time
but if you were coming up, LOTS of people would come!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Flattery will get you anything you want
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)
drinks in a pub with all the cool people, please!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)
+o

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I wish the ones in my house would do that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)

The bastards never learn
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)
The little one is very well, ta for asking*


*in the other thread
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)
Glad to hear it!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Having to work for a living pisses me off.
I feel life owes me a living, and I resent that I can't swan around doing whatever the fuck I want, when I want.

I feel I was meant to inherit several million pounds, and be a playboy; my parents were too lazy to really put their backs into it and leave their children luxurious, unfettered lifestyles.

THAT'S what pisses me off.

Also: other people being annoying - using my trains, my streets, generally being annoying, in the way, and - generally - ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

'I don't get people. What's their appeal, precisely? They waddle around with their haircuts on, cluttering the pavement like gormless, farting skittles. They're awful.'
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)
"gormless, farting skittles" is really rather excellent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)
This.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)
also

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Best description I've heard in ages
have a click for cheering me up a bit.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
wish it was mine, as i love it too
charlie brooker is a bit of a legend
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I have his book "Dawn Of The Dumb" - a collection of his Guardian columns.
It's jolly lolsome.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)
I work in central London.
Only this morning, a tourist stopped dead right in front of me on the pavement.

I had to step around her and everything - it was awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
donkey punch
it's the only way that they'll learn
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)
oh god, are you alright?
did you call an ambulance? did you give mouth to mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)
The way they forced - FORCED me to go meant I had to step quite close to a homeless gentleman sitting on the pavement begging.
Luckily I managed to avoid making eye contact, but I did have to pretend quite hard that I didn't hear him asking for spare change. It was pretty horrific.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Foot in back of knee, pull back opposite shoulder firmly, step over body and move on.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)
It's me isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)
NEVARRRR!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)
How could the best one here ever be tiresome?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)
Always.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)
quiet nick nack and go and get me some tea

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Pages taking too long to load on the internet this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)
I'm updating my ipad to iOS7. It's taking ages.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)
Oh man I did that on Friday
I swear down man, it's changed my life
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)
I love how things are now mostly circles.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)
It looks "fucking shit"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)
it's really not very different, shock and indeed horror

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
I can't be fucked.
My contract is up soon and the older OS works fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
csb

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
It will annoy you as its too twee and plastic looking

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Fucking Fisherprice OS design.
Win7 is fucking bad enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Surely that's Apple's schtick anyway?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I don't know anything about iOS7
I hope you all enjoy this little Theofact
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I've been trying to think of an answer and I'm sorry B I can't
Things are pretty chill right now, you feel me?
Things be TIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)
WORK!
Have a mentioned that I am going to California for 3 weeks this Saturday?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:34, Reply)
and you don't need to pay for extra leg room on the plane!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:35, Reply)
His luggage allowance will be up though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Not in Business Class. No.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)
In America if you drink any alcohol at all you're an awful alcoholic and they'll intervention you
I've seen it on television it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:35, Reply)
How was Roast?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Very nice.
Busy as hell though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)
If they ID you, make sure they look at teh DOB section of your passport.
I've had them refuse me before now because they were looking at the date of issue.

The passport was four years old at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)
lolthickAmericans

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)
I ain't even joking, bruv.
Fucking conversation went on for ten minutes with them saying "no, you have to be 21 to order alcohol" and me saying "But I AM over 21, it says so right there".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)
"There ain't no twenty six months in the year son, git chore fake passport outta here before I pop a cap in yo ass"

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I had similar passport lols:
'but this is a lady's passport sir'

*sigh* fair enought the passport's ten years old, I no longer have long hair BUT I STILL HAVE A MAN'S NAME AND THAT IS ONE RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Nice! You do have rather luxurious locks. The beard ought to give it away, mind.
Just like the fact that I was walking, talking, travelling alone and over six foot tall *ought* to have been a slight clue that I wasn't four years old.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)
In fairness the pic was from when I was 15, no beard and looked like a massive girl

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)
*patch work waist coat lols*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)
U NO DAT BRUV

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Presumably it was taken of you BT?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)
alright lesley

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)
I got asked for ID to buy booze in the supermarket yesterday.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)
I got asked recently as well.
No fucking way do I look under 21. I can only assume that she was clumsily flirting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)
get some DVT socks hun xx

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Not a good idea for those with fucked peripheral blood vessels.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)
SHHHHHH
fucks sake AB
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Look, the cunt might be flying from Stanstead. I don't want to be dosing up MORE alky wasters with self-inflicted Fucked Bits with chlodiazepoxide in a week or so's time.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)
we'll raise a glass or whatever in your honour

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Working...trying to motivate yourself in your notice period is nigh on impossible...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Negotiate some gardening leave.
If you're going to a competitor it should be easy enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)
*BZZT* "Hello Reception, it's Nakers, here. Could you please provide me with contact details for all my clients?"
He'll be on gardening leave before he even hangs up. Guaranteed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)
nah, they are too over worked and under staffed at the moment
They've said I can lave "earlier" once certain projects are complete...even this isn't motivation enough to chase down bad debt and finish all sorts of other admin bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Piss about on the internet, then.
SORTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)
I hate people telling me when I can lav. Or lathe, come to that.
I'll be honest, I've no idea what you're trying to say, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I'm gonna pupate innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)
i thought it was french for washing
which explains why you don't know, as it's a verb that is little used in france, from what i smelt when i was there
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)
in fact, i can smell kroney from here
but that might just be IT stench
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)
I can't help but feel this conversation has rather turned against me.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)
lynx is your friend

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Lynx is nobody's friend.
Horrible stuff. Typical crass Northerner.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)
What, even Africa?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)
ELLODEREMON

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:01, Reply)
This is lol!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)
^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)
It's also good how *today* your sig says
"My cheese game is strong, Mon"
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)
hahaha so it does
mon
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Everyting Irie, Mon.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)
i'm just saying
it smells better than your normal brand of sweaty garlic and desperation
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Most men's deodorant smells like horrible cheap aftershave.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:04, Reply)
I favour the 'Mitchum' brand.
Just sayin.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)
I use a 'fragrance free' one, before dowsing myself in horrible cheap aftershave.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:06, Reply)
I use women's.
smells like soap.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Then people *think* you're clean!
Cunning devil, you.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Always thinking, Doc. Always thinking.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)
I'm going to steal this idea and pass it off as my own little piece of genius.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

of genius
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)
You got my pic then.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)

smells like soap. fanny batter
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)
He appears to be saying he needs time to lick everyone before he leaves

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)
think of the poor fuckers you're leaving behind
you don't want them saying, bloody tarquin, he's left a right shit behind him
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)
don't I?
I'm not so sure anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)
course you don't
small world, innit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)
They all think he's a cunt already.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)
yeah probably...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I think I've just been sent an email from Nakers:
'We are shop in milan and we wish to have price and photo , the little shelding and oder dimension’s very quickly .thanks you ciao'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:01, Reply)
vaffanculo eh?!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)
*does hand sign under chin*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)
+s

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:06, Reply)
It's just one sign.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)
*does 'cornuto' cuckold horns sign*
Only because it's the only other Italian insult I know
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)
i have no idea what this mens

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Respond with
"What the bloody hell are you blithering about? Use English, man."
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
I replied with 'WTN'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)
*deep sigh*
YM.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Your heart just wasn't in that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Hang on, I got into frightful trouble with Pooflake for a similar post.
I take it back, soz m8
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
someone start a new thread please

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)
this thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

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