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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening prick thread.
So apparently this is a thing now,

www.independent.co.uk/news/science/video-new-species-of-walking-shark-discovered-in-indonesia-8798447.html

What evolutionary leap would you hate on an animal? Cats with thumbs etc?

What is your favourite animal?

Alt. Evening plans. Unless it's more depressing than the day
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:50, 230 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
On BBC regional news show Points West
They are doing a piece on the taxidermist of the year.

It's all go in the west country.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:53, Reply)
Cats.
Cats are good. I'd give them wings, so they could catch birds easier.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:53, Reply)
I hated cats, like HATED them
Until I agreed to take one in for a friend.

Like them more than dogs now :(
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:55, Reply)
Now they are talking about Fanny.
You'd hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:55, Reply)
Im quite sure I've heard/seen.smelled worse

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:56, Reply)
To be honest, the memory of the smell if I'd slithered out of your mum would have turned me gay as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Wait? On the news?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)
Yes. On the news.
Turns out she was a bigamist.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:04, Reply)
bigaminge

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:04, Reply)
All that shark needs is a rubber ring around its midriff, it's that pathetic.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:56, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:56, Reply)
That was one of my favourite strips.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:59, Reply)
ah yes, the Pathetic Sharks.
A beautiful summation of qotw and off topic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Dogs that can pick up their own shit.
To be fair though, I've no proof that they *can't * already pick up their own shit, but just choose not to.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:58, Reply)
That is one thing I'm NOT going to miss about having a dog, I must say.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:01, Reply)
it's right up there with life's degrading tasks.
Emptying a cat litter tray is a thankless task too.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:03, Reply)
Having been a cat owner before I became a dog owner by default, I have to agree.
But at least with a litter tray you can instantly dispose of the contents, whereas if your dog has a shit on the beach you have to carry it around like some kind of catwalk model.

'DG is wearing a Berghaus fleece with matching dog-shit accessory bag'.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:06, Reply)
I can imagine dogs thinking
"Oh, wow! You like that stuff? Oh boy oh boy oh boy, I can produce a TON of that! You're going to be SO happy!",

and cats thinking
"You pathetic mess. Do you think I miss the litter tray by ACCIDENT? Mwah hah hah haaaaaaaa!"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:07, Reply)
I swear our dog's arse is like a TARDIS at times :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:08, Reply)
TURDIS

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:10, Reply)
Indeed.
On that note, I suppose I'd better go and sort the kitchen out. Possibly have a tab first.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:10, Reply)
That in no way sounds like your kitchen is full of dogshit.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:11, Reply)
I know people say this all the time, and then do the complete opposite within a few months
but I won't get another dog after Biscuit.

How is the old girl?


and Mildew?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:04, Reply)
Apart from sporting a tumour the size of an extra-large strawberry and the utterly minging breath
you wouldn't know there was anything wrong with her.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:07, Reply)
Biscuit is covered in lipomas
which are essentially fatty lumps that develop on older dogs. The breath is pretty much par for the course when they get into double figures.

The advice we got from the vet is that as long as they have at least half an hour of fun a day, they're doing okay.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:11, Reply)
The breath has got a lot worse this last week
you can smell it when you walk in the room. It's pretty unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:12, Reply)
How long have you had yours?
I haven't owned a dog since my last one died a good 7 years or so ago.
Don't know why I think a cat dying will be less painful.

Tbh they normally drag themselves off to die in dignity
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:11, Reply)
Just over 11 years. She's about 12.
Rescue dog, so difficult to pinpoint exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Well my heart goes out to you
Poor thing. If she is happy enough then I wouldn't cast that vote just yet.

We had no choice with mine. His back legs had completely gone. He was very immobile
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:18, Reply)
She's happy, she's active, but it's going to affect her ability to eat, drink and possibly breath at some point.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)
He's 10 now
and we got him when he was about 8 weeks old. My parents have had dogs before, but biscuit is the first dog I've actually owned myself.

i can't imagine the state I'm going to be in when he's wormfood.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:13, Reply)
Shit isn't it. Worth it for the good times though

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:18, Reply)
A sense of shame.
On YM.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 18:59, Reply)
MM is having a right rough ride in this thread.
Lucky bitch
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)
crocodiles haven't evolved for millions of years, because they haven't needed to - they are already the perfect murder machine
imagine if they had opposable thumbs. the cunts would rule the world.

probably a penguin or parrot.

alt: work, gym. that IS more depressing than the day :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:12, Reply)
I saw an article this week where some bloke woke up with a crocodile under his bed,
except he didn't realise it was there and sat on the edge of the bed for a few minutes while he woke up properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:14, Reply)
dear god
that makes me feel cold
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:15, Reply)
He didn't get chomped or anything.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2423311/Man-40-finds-8ft-crocodile-hidden-bed-spent-entire-night-just-inches-slept.html

I was in the Florida everglades a few years ago on a fly drive. Parked the car up to go and have a walk along a raised boardwalk that had been recommended - went into the middle of a swamp. Came back to the car to find a six-foot alligator sunning itself next to the passenger side. Nearly shat myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
they are nowhere near as aggressive
but still fucking frightening. i got eyed by a 4 year old baby on one of those really low air boat things. it freaked me out; it was definitely eyeing me up. eventually the guide banged on the boat, and it balefully swam off... you're only about an inch above the water on those things!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)
nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:28, Reply)
lolz

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:49, Reply)
I read a fantastic story recently
May not be fantastic if you have testicles
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:25, Reply)
I love how their mouths work like venus fly traps.
It's not even a reflex, it's a motor action.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
We'd have to clone Steve Irwin and reclaim the land.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:21, Reply)
So long as sting rays dont grow legs

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:25, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)
favourite animal THE TAPIR OF COURSE

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:20, Reply)
And an anagram of TAPIRS is RAPIST!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:21, Reply)
as if it wasn't the best already!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:23, Reply)
Alright.
Worked out what you are doing with your week off yet?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Lemsip and Lockets.
Oh sorry, I thought you said "wee cough".
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:22, Reply)
LTI

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)
OK. I have to make the dinner anyway since the wife's been selfish and gone to Greece for a wedding.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:25, Reply)
wot a slag

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:26, Reply)
Facking liberty is what it is, mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:27, Reply)
takin the fackin piss that is

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:28, Reply)
I'll probably get a bottle of ouzo out of it, so swings and roundabouts.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:34, Reply)
you'd better

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:38, Reply)
fuck all mate
Guitar practice is free. As is scratching. So those.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)
Sad times.
Gaz us your address, I might send you a card.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:29, Reply)
it's cool, I badly neglect both of these things and love both.
Looking forward to it
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)

send you a card nip round and turn the place over
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:32, Reply)
You have a mad social life.
You should be putting yourself out and about there. Actually, scratching is good.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:40, Reply)
Will you get to do a few school runs?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:41, Reply)
hopefully

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)
was work ok?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:29, Reply)
It was brilliant.
They've taken on some other lad, so I've got about half of what I was doing before, they offered me reduced hours or part time if I wanted it too!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:32, Reply)
r.e.s.u.l.t.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:37, Reply)
Absolutely!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:40, Reply)
alright GJ,
how are ya?

I'd be upset if more animals could fly. I don't trust those sneaky bastards at the best of times.

Alt: Dunno, Ladypig is not here, again, so i'll probably drink myself in to a coma.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:31, Reply)
All good Winders.
Imagine having to clean the shit of anything bigger than a bird off your windows.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)
i was out for a walk today with a guy that owns a fucking huge malamute dog,
i have never seen shit so big. christ, if that shit on your car it'd smash the windscreen.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:37, Reply)
I envisioned that like the Triceratops from Jurassic Park

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:48, Reply)
triceraPLOPS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)
yo

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 19:38, Reply)
Yo.
Soz. I got distracted.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:23, Reply)
I'm pissed and a little bit high on the weed i found
But it's only half eight and I have grass but no booze
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Surely your area or London has a man who will deliver booze?
Even backwater Oxford has a booze wagon. Failing that, go and rob some tramps booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)
I'd like wheels on dogs please
so you can pull them along when they stop to sniff something.

Dog - even my gay one

Alt:
Mine is. Overtime doing screencasts and documentation....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)
How do you know he's a bender?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)
this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)
Please note
OAK FLOORING
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)
and poor colour balancing in the photograph one assumes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
Camera phone = shit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
they still have white balance control
get on it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)
ITS FUCKING LIMED OAK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
that dog seems to be pining
LIKE THE FLOOR GEDDIT
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)
now I have that belle and sebastian song in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdQBXj6vV-M
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)
My favourite animals are bush dogs.
Alt: this evening I shall be in pursuit of skirt/clunge, slyly charming my way into the lives of those unfortunate enough to catch my eye.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)
Speak to any woman and mention you are after clunge
They fucking LARVE that
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)
Works for me. No time to dilly-dally, just let 'em know you're after gash, then it's on!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:13, Reply)
Stick a finger up their arse whilst talking
Guaranteed knee trembler outside
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Quick bum fiddle, a few quiet words of adulation, then KERBLAM
Back doors smashed.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:17, Reply)
You wonder why you're single?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)
Not at all. It's a lifestyle man.
I didn't choose the game, the game chose me.
PLAYA4LYFE
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
DONT HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME
beeyotch
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Original badman innit bruv

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)
special-I fashan dreadlocks

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)
THPETHAL

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
YESSSSS MI SELECTA-TA-TA

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
bish bash bosh, it's fanny o'clock!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
^THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT TIME IT IS^
*supersecretplayafistbumps*
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
*rolls up one triser leg*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)
Ir Yoy Sith Efrikn?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)
if I were it would be trarsah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)
'Diplomatic immunity'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
*mistakes gf on bog for intruder*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)
*doesn't have leg to stand on*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
*cruises in low rider, bouncin' on 24's*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)
Evening.
I don't want anything else flying. Birdshit is bad enough.
Favourite animal - orang utans. I want to go to their sanctuary in Burma.
Alt. Atm watching Chelsea playing the only team in the league with none of the letters of mackerel in it's name.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)
Alright ed.
Alt. I have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)
Swindon (no mackerel) Town

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:30, Reply)
I was in Swindon today.
Bought a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)
What sort?
This is important.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Cheese and pickle.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
A vastly under-rated sandwich

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
I've got some nice cheddar, might get a bit of pickle.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
DOOOOOO IT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
Sadtimes
I've once visited Swindon - I saw Sunderland play there. The "magic" roundabout is shit. There's a far scarier one in Hemel Hemstead
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
I just sort of passed through.
Paid as little attention as possible to the horrible surroundings.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Never been.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
highest teenage pregnancy in Britain
Just sayin
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
I should have stuck around.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)
it's why I had leave you get me

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
^playa

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)
Alright Weepee.
It wasn't a question soz.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
alright edj
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)
Monts.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
Someone argued with me it was Hull City too.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)
Mackerhull
STUPID
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)
pfft
Michael Gash has just scored a goal
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
I also lolled
OH YES!

NOONE has scored for Cardiff. Its like an offtopic 5 a side
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
poor old Cardiff
Reduced to hiring the singer from Hermans Hermits
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
this is the joke isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)
No
They really have a player called Craig Noone
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)
let's hope he doesn't come into contact with Ballack GEDDIT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Or visit COCKFOSTERS.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
I get the tube travelling there everyday
NON STOP LOLZ
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)
I loled the first time.
and every time they announce "this is a train for Cockfosters"
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
I go home from Arsenal
ARSE HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)
Arsenal. Oh my. That's is quite lol.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
You can imagine the laughs I have.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
WOAH

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)
tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
I don't know what tggi means.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)
this guy gets it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
I don't think he does

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
Ah, gwf.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
geranium wilfred fontanelle

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
....which is what Al frantically rubs on his balding pate

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)
Good work fella.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
tincture gertrude gabon indiragandhi

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Not even in my top ten Bangladeshi starters

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
The flying monkeys on the Wizard of Oz are pretty cool.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
oh no BP has been at the laudanum

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
How's the scratching going?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
I'm slathered in nappy rash cream

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
alright sweetcheeks xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)
D to the O to the mofo Z

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
yo bitch

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
'sup?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
sup niggatits
Ent nuttin goin down yo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)
Fuck all goin' down in Sportstown
I'm supposed to be working but I cannot be fucked.

*searches spirits cupboard*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)
I have whisky.
Balvenie Doublewood. I also recommend Balvenie Signature.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
Whisky/whiskey all tastes like garden muck to me, soz

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
you frightful pleb

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
Thats me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)
bumwad

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
*doesn't turn around*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
Aswad's less successful...

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
ttj

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)
*looks at watch, tuts*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
They're playing here this week.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
they were top top notch at one point eh
*puts on Babylon soundtrack*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)
*actual genuine lol resulting in cough fit*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
*does get on board with the Double Deckers*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
that aside, what was the question again?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)
Su Su Sudocrem

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
righto
Back to shop for wine or resign with dignity?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
MOAR WINE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
I only say this as our house is dryer than a Kenyan shopping centre

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
lol 2

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)
Blur's lesszzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
from aswad to ub40

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
All this attention
GOES TO MY HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)
*comes back with your colour tv*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
OK "Sting"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
It's raining
It's raining.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
That's a Bitty specialist.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
And this thread is a banton
Start a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)
If you're anything like me MOAR WHINE
#staystrong
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
*phones waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)
Vino.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)
One of our implementors is called Vino
What a fucking cool name
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)

n mt
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
With ice

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)
At least someone understands what soft drinks are all about

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:09, Reply)
wine
And whisky.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:04, Reply)
More wine
that's always the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
alright amberl

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)
Alright dozer
how's things been with you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Listening to the Small Faces.
Excellent band.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
I approve.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
MODS!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)
look up who wrote their worst song Sha la la la lee.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Well I never knew that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)
weird eh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)
Taking time out from golf with Tarby and celebrity squares to do it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)
+e
Shit band.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)
YOU!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)
Me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
I'm actually rather fond of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)
Marriott was first choice for led Zeppelin vox you know

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)
followed by Terry Reid

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Plant was poor man's third and effectively came as a job lot with Bonham

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:22, Reply)
These are things I didn't know.
I may have to spend some more time with the faces and less time making poo jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)
listen to the small faces version of You Need Lovin
...then Whole Lotta Love
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
GO ON DO IT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)
alright don't, fuck ya

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)
one of the best ever

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)
Humble Pie were good too.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)
fucking right
Live at the Fillmore is an amazing record
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)
I may listen to that later. Cross between that and some Bill Nelson

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:24, Reply)
If you love the band so much, why don't you just Marriott?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
10/10

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)
yeah pissed now

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:39, Reply)
New thread innit.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 21:41, Reply)

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