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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A spaceman came travelling
Are you a traveller? Best/worst places you have visited

Do you have to travel with work? Best/worst places you have visited

Alt:
Where would you like to live?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:16, 216 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I like Norway. Especially the top bit.
Tallinn is lovely. And I really like New England and San Diego.

At the risk of provoking another "row", I dislike Paris and San Francisco despite the fact that apparently they are "great"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:20, Reply)
I dislike Paris, stinks of piss and full of twats
but there are many parts of France I do like
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Absolutely
Some of France is lovely. I just don't "get" the attraction of Paris.

Unless being raped for substandard food and wine whislt being treated like dogshit by waiting staff is somehow a pleasure that I don't properly understand?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:23, Reply)
My uncle recently said "In the UK and the US, the customer is always right.
"In France, the customer is always wrong. If you don't like something in their restaurant, then it's your fucking fault for not reading the menu properly."

He ent far wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:24, Reply)
I'm pretty sure, though
that your inability to read the menu doesn't actually excuse providing shit food.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:25, Reply)
In the eyes of the French, it does.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:26, Reply)
So they are deliberately fucking up things
just as punishment for being english? makes sense.

Also, I speak French, and it's still mostly shit. Most bistros in any town in rural France piss on Paris from a height. Fuck, I ate in a pseudobistro in Leith at the weekend that did a better confit than anything I've ever had in Paris.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)
You have to let them know the meal's shit by doing some VERY passive-aggressive smoking.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Oh I forgot.
They built a cathedral in the middle of a river which is at least in the top ten religious buildings in europe.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:24, Reply)
I tend to agree with you on the Paris thing
But I do still like it, in the same way that people like to go to London or Edinburgh.
However one thing that I would give in Paris' favour is you should go to the Fete De Vendange de mont marte which is great for a weekend
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:45, Reply)
Yeah, but Edinburgh really is a great town
for all I slag London off, it's OK except for most of the people.

But Paris is dirty, rude and stupendously overrated. A bit like YM.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
So what you are saying is that Paris has better PR

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)
I quite liked Paris but this was mainly due to it being a free holiday

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Best - Japan fucking beautiful country
Worst - Not sure really, Tunisia was a great holiday but the country is a shit hole, but it was cool to ride a camel in to the desert to a gypo village and poke about a bit. I think of all the countries I have been to it was the worst because of the pushy market traders and everything falling apart but I still enjoyed myself.

Alt. Japan. I didn't want to leave either time I was there.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:20, Reply)
Worst place was rural Romania.
Lovely countryside, but fucking hell was it hot. Plus it was wall to wall swarthy gyppos, none of whom spoke a single word of English. Not one!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:22, Reply)
I'd love to live in Brighton, it seems like the best place in the planet to be.
I bought half a lamb's shoulder today for £7,
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:24, Reply)
poor lamb.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:26, Reply)
Shouldn't have decided to be a lamb if it didn't want to be eaten.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:33, Reply)
^Gonz coming out ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)
Mate, last time I was there I was with my mum, cousin and uncle..... and I still blates could have pulled big time.
If I was there on my todd i'd clean up.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:35, Reply)
easybrownlols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Worst place was 'the north'.
Ghastly place with awful people who like using the word 'duck'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:24, Reply)
To me, this is at least Midlands
Manchester is not "NORTH"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:33, Reply)
Alright Monty

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)
He gets worried if he has to venture to Islington that he won't be able to find a decent organic grocer or competent baristas.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Naples is fucking horrible.
Like a cross between Hull and Dundee.

I'd like to live in Holland for a bit. One of my sisters lives in Den Haag and I visit quite regularly. It's a cool country, nice people and great cheese.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:25, Reply)
One of the many downsides to repeatedly deciding to build in the shadow of an active volcano
is that you lose any particular desire to invest in fine architecture.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)
GAYples more like !!!11!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Although that probably doesn't explain the terrifying levels of street crime
or the utter filth of the place.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Gino DeCampari was in there the other week, looked alright to me.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)
I really, REALLY wish that that had read "One of my sisters lives in Def Leppard".

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:28, Reply)
^ hysterical ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)
*pours some sugar on*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)
*considers taking it to Edinburgh fringe festival*

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)
On the other hand
oh....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)
Monument Valley at Sunrise: best
Nearly getting turned over by the local mafia in Romania - worst.

I get the tube to work. It's full of ugly, and generally smelly working class-types using my train. In my graciousness, I allow this.

Alt: I would like to live in Winona Ryder's heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Actually, i'd forgotton about that bit of the US
I'd like to add that general area - Yosemite, death valley, etc as well
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:31, Reply)
Yosemite is beautiful, and Death Valley is like walking on the fucking moon.
Indeed - don't they do a load of sci-fi filming there?

All those national parks are great.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)
The journey to work this morning was dreadful
I had to walk downstairs today, like some sort of savage.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:31, Reply)
I'm just gonna leave this here...

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)
Typical Terry

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:33, Reply)
My brother-in-law lives in Brid

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:33, Reply)
I tell you what
that guy sounds like the sort of chap you'd love to go out for a pint with. I bet it's a right laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)
If you tell my Dad where you're from/you've been recently/you about to go to
He'll bore your to madness by explaining the many different routes, highways and byways you should or could take. He is blissfully unaware that he is the worlds least interesting man.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)
I think it's something peculiar to that generation.
Maybe something to do with the motorways being built during their lifetimes?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Yeah, could be

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)
can we invite him when I come over for dinner or lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Wouldn't you like to know every conceivable route from Oxford to where you live?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)
nuh uh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)
i love Terry.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)
I don't think I'm gonna find anywhere that can beat Coventry

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Berlin did quite a good job

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Pah! Amateurs.
We knocked down far more of it ourselves after the Luftwaffe left.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:38, Reply)
I'm going to be honest,
i really thought cov was proper horrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Yeah, a lot of it is.
There are some nice bits though.
If you had visited me, I would've taken you for the best Indian food you'll find in this country and then to see a great band.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)

for the best Indian food you'll find in this country and then to see a great band.

Up the Khyber and left you a broken man
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)
Shh.
Don't spoil the surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)
Bollocks, that's a place a bit down the road, called 'Imrans', in Sparkbrook.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Dresden, on the other hand, is bloody lovely.
It's a bit weird though. Half of it is Soviet concrete block buildings, and the other half is that really lovely old 19th century German painted style.

I went to a piano & violin recital in the crypt of the cathedral when I was there. It was ace.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:45, Reply)
Yeah, Coventry seems to have taken the approach that they may as well knock down the rest of it and start again.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)
Oh and their start again plan wasn't that great.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)
Oh and they didn't really stick to the designs of the start again plan.
But apart from that, it's a lovely place.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Well, apart from the people.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)
and the buildings

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I'd live in Iceland as I had a particularly good 'chilli dog' there whilst tearing up Reykjavik on my annual international flange hunt.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:36, Reply)
Surely EVERYTHING would be chilly in Iceland
haahahhahahahahahahahhaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Not with it's unique geothermal qualities and temperate climate which is warmed by the gulf stream. LOLOLOL!!!1111

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:39, Reply)
*waves fist ineffectually*
Damn you FROG!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Don't hate the playa....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)
its
not it's
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)
I GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH GEOLOGY OK

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)
no
sloppy grammar and spelling are never ok
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Okay not ok

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)
abbreviations are fine
luckily for your genital region
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)
I say! That's mean coming from you with the cavernous echoing quim.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:04, Reply)
wrong poster
you want the grammar badger. but she hasn't posted in a while.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:05, Reply)
Oh yeah, you're the one with the puckering cats arse excuse for a ladies front bottom.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)
yeah
like you know what one looks like.

i bet a cat's arse is as close as you've ever come to a pussy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)
I've seen my mums and some in magazines.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)
nothing disturbing about this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
I was born by traditional methods rather than being manufactured in a laboratory experimenting with splicing Ronald McDonald with a block of lard.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)
bees into what, now?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)
You fucking Ninja
How badly did you spell "traditional" for it to come out as "radio all" ?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Thought I was quick enough then! Fat finger + ipad innit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)
I thought he was having a bit of a breakdown there.
Must have been distracted by thinking about fannies.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I dunno what one is really I'm just joining with what the bigger boys talk about on here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:20, Reply)
I don't know either.
Despite owning one myself, I've never actually seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)
I expect you could rig up some mirrors and a hoist.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Or I could just watch Return of the Jedi...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
*takes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)
If you put your ear up against it and listen *very* carefully
you can still hear chompy's voice saying 'I fancy a pizza'.

I mean, that's just what I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:06, Reply)
that would be implying that his mouth went anywhere near it
which would be to give him FAR more credit in the sack than he deserves.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)
The poor sod's still trapped, that's where he disappeared to, never to be released.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)
This is really quite good.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)
i know
i wish she'd said it about anybody else :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
If it helps, I feel very bad about it.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
You're like a little Chompy seashell

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)
You can smell the sea, too.





I really am very sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)
And see a whale.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
No, that's mine.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Ménage? No fanks.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

whale cthulhu

Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu Kensington wgah'nagl fhtagn
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Just pointing out that I have clicked "I like this!" on a post by b3th.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
me too
but it was a very good one
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)
You would probably have a chance with that Katona bird too

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)
I'd quite fancy a go on that Solomon but not a nosh
Her teeth could strip bark from an oak
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)
Katona or Solomon? It's like Sophie's choice but not as funny.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)
No No No
Sporters I want you to stand in the corner and think about what you have said.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)
From the neck down she is stunning
ing ed
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)
But her VOICE!
Oh my god, when she's not singing, that voice is just ....

words fail me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Well then if you said you wanted to fuck her headless corpse
I would have had no problem with that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)
I proper love travelling.
The whole aspect of the journey, including trains and planes, train stations and airports. Not that I don't enjoy getting to where I'm going, but I do love the travelling part too.

I really enjoyed Siena and Venice, Berlin has some awesome museums, and parts of north east USA are really lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:41, Reply)
I do like travelling
but not with the kids
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:43, Reply)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:44, Reply)
I have never travelled with kids, but I imagine it's shit.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:47, Reply)
It is HARD WORK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Doesn't that apply to life with kids in general?
It's bad enough trying to plan your life around a dog. I can't imagine how I'd manage it with kids and not kill them after ten minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)
*cough*
Patio
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Thats my favourite Christmas song
I want to travel more in the coming years, possibly Australia and more of Europe.

Worst place was Benidorm. Spains Blackpool. I blame the British.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Also, Thailand for the food.
Not the underage prostitution.

Apparently
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)
And the ladyboys.
Don't forget the ladyboys.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)
They tour the UK every year to mime badly to 'Diva' songs.
That box is ticked.

Much like theirs!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)
Why would anybody want to go on a package holiday?
They sound just AWFUL.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)
I know... I suppose to save money?
I like anice private villa or if I must do a package, then all inclusive.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)
The only vaguely packagey thing we've done was a Med cruise.
There was no enforced jollity, and no wacky japes with oversexed reps.
Thank fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
I'm not a big traveller
Iceland was probably my favourite place, my least favourite was probably Spain but that might be because I was a child at the time.

Alt: In this country, I'm pretty happy in Brighton atm. Would like to be in London. New York would be good for a try as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)
COME TO LONDON!!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
If I can get a job I will!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)
IT SMELLS OF PISS!

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
To be fair, it happens to a lot of women when they get the the middle parts of middle age.
It's not her fault and it's a bit unfair to say that she makes all of London smell of piss.

It's really just the central couple of miles squared.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)
AND BILE!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:20, Reply)
I'd love to say New York is overrated
but in all honestly it's so overrated I've actively avoiding going there for years, so I can't actually really say.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)
OK, I now believe you're the geographical Monty
just saying everything's shit because everybody else likes it.

LABELLED.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I can't lie, I've seen how much respect Monts gets and imma after some of that.
/honestly, I just don't see the attraction of New York. So it's always going to be overrated to me.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Iceland looks so picturesque
I'm adding Sweden too.

Oh to have the money.

If I ever had a windfall I would go to a load of obscure places. Macchu Picchu looks breathtaking
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)
You need a fair amount of money for Sweden
unless you want to drink tap water and eat ryvita.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
It's beautiful
I quite fancy going to Norway now.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Now, THAT'S supposed to be really expensive.
But at least you can get duty free when you visit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)
10 sovs a pint, b3thers
it's fucking robbery.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:04, Reply)
GOTTA CATCHEM ALL

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I so love proper travelling.
It's having to share a plane with these oiks who are on a package holiday I detest. Fucking working class. They don't evenhave a Lonely Planet guidebook ffs! Some of them even have the temerity to bring children!
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Well, that's just fucking RUDE.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Unsedated children should not be allowed on planes.
Neither should people under six foot, foreigners, or those that like to try to strike up conversations with other passengers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Surely you mean people OVER six foot?
With their stupid elbows and extra legroom.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
what's the problem with short people on planes?
at least they don't kick the back of your fucking seat.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Without pandering to the lowest denominator, we can space seats out to a more civilised distance.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)
No, that's fucking kids.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)
^peeeeeeddooooooo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)
ssshhhhhh
Don't tell everyone. They'll all want one.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Okay then. I won't tell. I don't want those bad things to happen.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Travelling in scum class you deserve all you get.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:55, Reply)
I don't, generally
travel in scum class, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Well - with anyone you don't know then.
Basically what I'm saying here is that I have a private jet.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I also have the Honda Liar Jet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Do you get Frequent Liar points?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:12, Reply)
When I pop over to LA with Kylie and Rhianna, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Do you do your scouser impression, going
Eh! LA!

Or simply go for the immediate threesome, as I actually do with them?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I bum the pair of them inside out then wear Kylie as a condom to fuck Rhianna

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Racist...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)
i hate it when you get stuck next to/in front of a selfishly tall cunt
their legs poke under your seat, their knees poke into your back, their lanky elbows and arms poke everywhere, they make you nervous that they are going to poke their heads on the overhead lockers because they are just too big to be there...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Yeah, tall people *are* cunts aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:15, Reply)
who do you think i am, snow white?
go on, hop off
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)
LOOK IM JUST TRYING TO MAKE FRIENDS HERE OK

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)
i'm not im
first you put them in where they're not needed, then you take them out when they are...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Pervert

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)
STINKFINGER

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Worst Hokey Cokey ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Ahhh
THAT'S what its all about
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)
They're not as bad as fat cunts who spill over the arm rests.
Nobody got tall from self-negligence did they?
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)
kroney did
he got to a normal height, forgot to stop growing. careless.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)
What if the people trying to strike up a conversation with you
are 2 19 year old lesbian bi curious members of the beach volley team who want you to teach them the ways of the penis...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Then apparently I'd be travelling on Porn Airways and all bets are off.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)
*makes hand gestures*
The entrances are her, her and her
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)
officelol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:10, Reply)
rofflecopters

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)
"before takeoff, please ensure the stewardesses are airtight"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Well played

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Aer cunniLingus

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)
JizzAir

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Sleazyjet

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Quimtas
or Quntas
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Cuntass YOU IDIOT

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
And how else is the second one pronounced FOOL!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Quantas?
PRICK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)
That's pronounced "koalas" you NUMPTY

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)
You clipped us with that one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Treworgey Farm, Liskeard, Jethroland.
I've just spent a King's ransom on a bottle of antique Oloroso sherry, fact fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
that's my 'thing'
It's what I 'do'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Its not even in my top ten salad leaves

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)
haha because the joke's on you because I don't get this because I'm not gay

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Your buying of Sherry says otherwise

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Z
I
N
G
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Oh, sick burn.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I am that priapic with pride at that
I have nearly cleared my fly.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Its heading for bellybutton hills

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Nowt bent about this shezza bruv

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Imagine having a top ten of salad leaves? PROPER NUDGER INNIT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)
He's a right chutney ferret and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Rocket is number 8.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
ROCKET IS OVERRATED
there, I've said it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)
*agrees*
Spinach is better
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)
You've always struck me as more of a 'wet lettuce' man.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)
RIP niggah
lettuce ham
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Oh you absolute cunt

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)
That's me!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)

lettuce ham
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)
watercress fives

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:04, Reply)
^TGGI

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:05, Reply)
"It" being an overpriced pensioners drink, right?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)
+ blow jobs from toothless asians

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:23, Reply)
I'll fucking bum you straight in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)
*presents*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:05, Reply)
*plugs*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)
I used to neck a bottle of 'Mansion House' before a night out in my teens.
and I wonder why I can;t remember a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 1 Oct 2013, 16:30, Reply)

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