Do you have any phobias? Know anyone who does?
I'm doing a section on them for the juicer quiz tonight. There's some mad ones out there.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaetophobia
sounds a good one.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:42, 148 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm well known for my manly phobia of moths

( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Is that a real one?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Real in that I turn into a flapping embarrassment when I see one
Dunno if it's a recognised phobia, mind
( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Hawk moths are lovely, just like little winged teddies

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Mottephobia

( Peej, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)

It's not a phobia but ANYTHING to do with snot make me feel quite ill.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)

*coughs up a green gilbert*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:52, Reply)

The phrase 'lung butter' is abhorrent.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Docker's pancake.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)

haha.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:58, Reply)

pancake omelette
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Miner's oyster.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Mentioning this was a bad idea

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)

This whole thread was a pretty bad idea.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I can't decide which is worse, this or Rayg's?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I thought his was a bit crap tbh.
So banged this in.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I'm just being a cunt mate. This is fine by me, not that my opinion counts for much :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Plutophobia

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

You're frightened of a cartoon dog?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:04, Reply)

hahaha.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Giant Isopods and Swans both shit me right up.
Isopods are easily avoided however.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)

I don't think it's unreasonable to steer clear of foot long woodlice.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)

fear of the number 13 is a random one
as is fear of teapots

mine is pretty standard: fear of fucking spiders

i used to be petrified of strange showers, not in people's homes, but in changing rooms, esp the old school kind that look like PRISON. but i've not been near one like that for years, so probably ok now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)

You don't want to pork a spider?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Why would you want to fuck a spider in the first place?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)

no, fear of them fucking one another
and then BREEDING
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Spiders are excellent
natural bug killers, great creatures.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)

triskaidekaphobia.
So, you really wouldn't want to see the solar tarantula I got for a primary school science club, then?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)

why, does it have 13 legs?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)

no, because you are scared of spiders.
So a model of a spider that starts moving if you expose it to sunlight probably isn't going to do your nerves much good.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

you've given me goosebumps
and NOT IN A GOOD WAY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)

That sounds very cool

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I'm trying something different for the quiz tonight.
They're getting a series of lists, and have to match up with a corresponding list. 4 biographies, 5 state capitals, 6 members of the shadow cabinet, 7 currencies, 8 inventions of the 20th century, 9 sports grounda and 10 phobias. Cool story or what?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Those dolls they make for women who have had stillborn children that fucking look like stillborn children
Any dolls in fact. It's a well established scientific fact that they come alive and kill people.
( Peej, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)

fuck the dolls
it's the women on those programmes who are terrifying. there was one who had dropped thousands of pounds on clothes for it.

and another who'd had an exact replica of her grandson made. the kid was about 7 and clearly creeped out by it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I'm 20 years older than that kid and would be rather peturbed to go round my nans to see she had replica of me made up.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)

i think she was in the uk and the family had moved to australia
so she had the doll made instead. but by the time the programme was made, the kid was about 7 and you could see he did not like watching the doll on skype!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)

not so bad if she was sucking it off

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

What the fuck is this shit? Is that a thing?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)

SADLY YES
YES IT IS
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

I used to write for a toy company, and we'd get sent samples of the toys.
My colleague was sent one of those life-sized dolls of a 7-year-old, which I discovered by walking into the office at 8am with a chronic hangover, and seeing it stood on the floor, and slumped over his chair.

Obviously I couldn't resist it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:47, Reply)

I'm not very good with heights.
Even watching a film, if they go over the edge of a cliff or summat I feel it!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Heights is something I've neverhad problems with.
I'm not good with clowns though, they freak me out.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)

heights isn't a phobia, the LOVELY chutters
unless it's a phobia of being, say, a foot off the ground.

It's only a phobia if the fear is out of all proportion to the danger presented by the thing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)

In that case I ent got any.
NAILS
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

That's certainly what the toilet wall graffiti says.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

What you doing in gay bars?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Picking up men

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

what do you think?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:47, Reply)

Lying in the piss trough?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)

I'm afraid of Father Christmas.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)

I'm no surprised, he's clearly an aggressive paedophile.

( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)

They said there'll be snow at Christmas
They said there'll be peace on Earth
But instead, there was in-store Santa
Fur trimmed red stretched across his girth

I remember one Christmas morning
Left in his care while mum did her shop
Red-cheeked and drunk
Smelling just like a skunk
In his cave with plenty of grot

She sold me a fake Dad Christmas
Was more of an uncle type
He pulled me up on his lapland
Then touched me on my tiny pipe

I'm still scared of Father Christmas
Since I sat on his lob on with shock and surprise
When I stifled a yell
As he entered me, well
Just after he undid his flies
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:38, Reply)

*sheds a solitary tear*
thats beautiful man
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Edited because I'm a careless prick.
But thanks.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)

I'm afraid this is a shit thread.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)

£12.50 then.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Nope.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

£13. That's VERY generous.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)

trypophobia
Don't do an image search on that, cunty google throws one into the search results automatically which I think should be banned from searches with "phobia" in. Proper freaks me out.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)

It's a vaguely coherent thread, I believe.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)

sozzers doc all i can hear is that orange haired fuck from the muppets when you type

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Meep.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

aw man, i must have a fucken bee in my bonnet today doc
i ent the kinda cunt that likes to react like this but i guess you carnt take this shit back but i am sorry man it ent me, truly
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

It's okay mate I respect and admire everything you have to say on here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)

i wouldnt go thatfar

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)

:((

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

not you

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)

haha.
Better than yourn
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)

fucken ent
well, maybe it fucken is but is that any reason for you to be a discourteous fucker? no it fucken ent
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Don't take it personal Reg.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

alright kiddo, soz for getting all fucken i dunno
just soz i guess
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)

Also that fake infected worm tit picture makes my skin crawl. My head goes itchy at the thought of it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2133968
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

Is that it? I'm not looking!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

go on, google it
see if all the other images give you the fear.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

I DID.
:-(((((
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

i.imgur.com/2hpJt.gif
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)

I know I shouldn't click these things but still I do. What's wrong with me?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)

TWICE :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)

I got rained on. There's no justice in the world.

( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Maybe not, but there are umbrellas and waterproof clothing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)

And cars if you're not from London or a poor.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:38, Reply)

I had none of these things to hand, unfortunately.
My car being ten minutes walk in the wrong direction and both my unbrellas and my waterproof being in the boot.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)

Two umbrellas? Getting a bit porky eh?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)

:( one main umbrella and a back-up I usually keep at work.

( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)

So you work in IT, but have just admitted to a main and back-up failure?
Oh man :-(
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)

He is looking to change career

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Coprolinonophobia

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Fear of shit threads?
How can you stand to post here?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)

It's all part of my aversion therapy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I just got given two full leather Audi TT seats
I'm going to put them in my VW Polo.

NO CAR CHAT!
( Peej, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)

LOO. ZER.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:52, Reply)

I reconnected the vacuum hoses on my car.
It no longer sounds and performs like an ancient tractor.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:01, Reply)

But now how will you plough the south field?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

the south field YM
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)

I'm not sure I've got any phobias,
but i can work myself up in to a right old state of fear in the right circumstances.
I was home alone yesterday, and the wind and rain getting up, coupled with a spooky book got me in a right state. Like a child.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)

This is why I don't watch horror films.

( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)

yeah, it is daft.
but i get so scared on my own.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I've got an over-active imagination.
I can spook myself out really easily, I dont need horror films to do it for me.
( Kroney, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)

i do occasionally get spooked out walking the dogs in the dark on my own.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)

have you seen "the strangers"? fuuuuuck.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)

no, i don't really like horror film generally,
i like a good scary book, but not films.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)

i love a good horror movie
but hardly anyone wants to go and see them!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:56, Reply)

American 'horror' is shit

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Stepladders

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)

He really didn't think that World Cup in Qatar through, did he?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)

i think telling people your phobia is a dangerous business
pretty scared of doing it to be honest
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)

i'm sure there was someone somewhere scared of a celebrity face

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:52, Reply)

snipurl.com/282saqz
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:54, Reply)

who is that?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Your Mum

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 14:55, Reply)

i had some chips and gravy for lunch but i only et half of them
has anyone else got anything dull to share cos itll sure as shit be a fucken improvement on sweet fa
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)

maybe

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)

i could do with a shit reg but i ent got any decent reading material on me so imma wait till i get home

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

I bought some new Post-It notes yesterday in an exciting range of colours

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

so are they seperate pads of differing colours or do they fucken alternate within the a pad?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

All the same stack in blocks of about 30 of each colour
I'm now trying to think of something even MORE crushingly dull
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

i donno, this information really pumps my nads man
stationary chat is so hawt as swiper would say, cept probs with more CAPITALS
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)

You could make a wall mosaic of old computer games characters with them.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

wot like the bubble bobble dinersores?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

RADICAL

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)

as im sure your all awae am i a user of post it notes but i must admit i ent been lucky enough to enjoy them in a range of exciting colours in any format

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

mine are fluroescent

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

so can u not use highlighters on yours?
cos thatd be a shame
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I have pink heart shaped ones that are a tad gay.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

imma hoping a tad is a huge fucken measurement in bearpookieland

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

As in 'Bear Pookie is a tad racist'?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)

woz it berapokkie that captain quicksoak got in a barny with over racialism that time or am i getting mixed up?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Pooks can't be racist because he once had a black girlfriend and anyway Islam isn't a race.
CQ got in all manner of squabbles, with most people on here, on a variety of topics.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)

i dont see this as a bad thing
howevere i am rather thin skinned and don take critisciscm well as you may have noticed. i guess ill just have to watch my step with ol cq if he comes back, lads got a tongue on him
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)

something about oral sex lols

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Didn't think it was a race but hey...

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)

I'm struggling to comprehend how post-it chat has revived this thread

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

fuckers've always got 'it' to be posten tangs, nahmean?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Indubitably.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

two sugars please

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

People who take sugar in drinks need gassing.
Just saying.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)

i made a new one for people to be mean about

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)

I'll try to be as mean as I can.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)

just add everything together and divide by the number of entries
that should be mean enough
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)