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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There's DYAAKY, and then there's 4chan.....
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/4chan-suicide-attempt-200-people-watch-live-stream-of-young-man-trying-to-set-himself-on-fire-encouraging-stephen-to-take-his-own-life-8977319.html

Have you ever considered streaming part of your life (the end, in this case) over the net?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:52, 230 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
No, but I have streamed part of my life over YM.
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Text and indeed book.
*golf claps*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)
In other news, that's a pretty grim story.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:57, Reply)
I know, only 200 people bothered to watch?
No wonder the internet is dying on its arse
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Exactly. I was going to kill myself on here but there are only six people now, so what's the point?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Oh, don't let that stop you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Okay but someone will need to link me to an anonymous streaming website.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:00, Reply)
just do it at needo's
we'll all watch
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:22, Reply)
wtf is needos?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:43, Reply)
you have been there
you raging tit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:43, Reply)
Which one was that?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:50, Reply)
It's ok i remembered.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:51, Reply)
i really want a curry

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:53, Reply)
come to london and we'll all go for one

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:11, Reply)
its a long way off
and (boringly) I have but 3lbs to lose* :(

there should be a bristol bash one day, I could almost be bothered to make it to that

*this is the reason for no curry, not for avoiding you londoners
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:13, Reply)
Most people could lose 3lbs with a decent mid afternoon dump

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:16, Reply)
only if their diet is mainly meat

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:19, Reply)
Well played.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)
It was there for the taking.
Just like his mum.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:59, Reply)
And Tom Daley's anus.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:02, Reply)
rarely has a ym joke
been so well executed
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:33, Reply)
I'm going home, see you later Jaymos!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:00, Reply)
^Jaylord^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:00, Reply)
I HEARD THAT!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:01, Reply)
But bummers are deaf

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:02, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=pardon
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Monty was definitely the bentest one here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:12, Reply)
the proof is right there. case closed.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:19, Reply)
i particularly enjoyed this
you'll have to forgive him, he's getting ona bit

(I helped save b3ta! the wise man Commander in Queef, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I read that as 'I am a frankly worrying compulsive onanist'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Nov 2012, 9:03, Reply)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:21, Reply)
trips check 'em

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:02, Reply)
dubz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:04, Reply)
if he did survive, he will be seeing padded walls for the foreseeable future.
That orange tee is horrendous.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:19, Reply)
People are horrible and stupid
i don't need to be internet famous to validate myself
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:32, Reply)
You mean you are going to kill yourself without an audience?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:33, Reply)
yeah - no need to record it
it is it's own work of art
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:33, Reply)
He wasn't even famous. 200?!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:44, Reply)
well he's more famous now

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:46, Reply)
Meh. it's not worth a second glance or a share from me.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:50, Reply)
fame is not decided on
whether *you* like it or not
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:53, Reply)
tis for me who I deem fame worthy!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:59, Reply)
to be fair it is mostly the gays who decide this sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:29, Reply)
so when's the ot chrimble baysh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:55, Reply)
NO BAYSH CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:56, Reply)
do you not fancy another ride on the randy red head?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 16:59, Reply)
Not as much as Rory does.
Evening, boys. 'sup?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:01, Reply)
nothin much
How's the drugs trade/pier/old man/dog
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:02, Reply)
+iod

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:03, Reply)

Excellent/probably still there/moaning as always/getting a bit arthritic.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:06, Reply)
leave your helmet out of this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:03, Reply)
nobody likes each other any more
so there isn't one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:02, Reply)
not troo everyone loves me
Itboh
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:05, Reply)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they don't.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:07, Reply)
do too

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:10, Reply)
i quite like you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:11, Reply)
SEE B3th you terrible mod bully

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Ah, wind your neck in, Dorothy.
You're alright, you are. Well, for a Rupert, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:17, Reply)
*bares*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:21, Reply)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:17, Reply)
}: (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:25, Reply)
compared to the pikey irish troll, the mad short troll, the inbred plumbing troll and the yurt sniffing yoghurt weaving troll?
yep
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:30, Reply)
Obvious bullshit is obvious

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:34, Reply)
just because you could be any one of these

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:36, Reply)
AS IF ****SNAKE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:38, Reply)
THIS MAKES NO SENSE
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE 6 FINGERS ON EACH HAND.

ALL STUCK TOGETHER WITH WEBBING.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:40, Reply)
You are disgusting.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:42, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:34, Reply)
What are you on about?
You love me, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:56, Reply)
well natch
but not compared to the baby naked baked one. he's so dreamy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:59, Reply)
He could turn me gay

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:00, Reply)
I ENT ON SWIPES TROLL LIST.
I will chalk this up to a win for today.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:01, Reply)
That's because you aren't a possible suitor Tom Jayley

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:02, Reply)
I've been up a woman's bat cave before

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Horrible innit?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:07, Reply)
It just wasn't for me really.
Just trying to fit in at school really...
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:09, Reply)
^^ paedo.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:09, Reply)
Wait... What?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:09, Reply)
You're all the same, you lot.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:10, Reply)
I was near your office this morning, meeting K***.
They might have some consultancy work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:20, Reply)
I've not worked with them so I'n not sure what they're like
It wierd how sometimes entire companies seem to be staffed by pricks. Kilburn Consultancy being one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:24, Reply)
I've heard HenCon is staffed by complete pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:26, Reply)
surely HENcon should be full of cocks

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:30, Reply)
I heard it was.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:31, Reply)
That would be a truly terrible name for a company. I'm referring one of the top 4 management firms. I'm sure you know who.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:31, Reply)
i've been asked to be the trustee of a charity
maybe we could discuss briefly on sunday?? your assistance would be greatly appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Of course. My Sunday rate is £800ph plus disbursements.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:35, Reply)
i'll buy you a pint and a plate of hand-cut chips

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:36, Reply)
that costs about £800 in london, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:43, Reply)
i did read about somewhere that was serving fries cooked in truffle oil with parmesan crusting
they sounded like proper cheesy chips
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:58, Reply)
london is weird

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:02, Reply)
You're weird.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:11, Reply)
I've had that, there was a place that was doing truffle chips, bbq chips and katsu curry chips in like a 'buy a small bucket thing of each of them and share'.
The meal was lush but the chips were average at best.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:41, Reply)
I was thinking
in response to the popular question "what does Fox say"
I think the answer is "I want to believe" and probably some shit about aliens and his sister's abduction
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:03, Reply)
I'm happy to say popular culture has passed me by on this one.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:08, Reply)
yer me too
The only foxes I'm interested in are the ones being chased on the Boxing Day hunt
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:13, Reply)
+ megan fox

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:13, Reply)
Fuck me
I wouldn't even touch her with yours.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:15, Reply)
^^ Gay

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:18, Reply)
not now
Circa transformers 1
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:19, Reply)
She looked fit in "Friends With Kids"
Which is a shit follow up to Bridesmaids.

Long story short, they get together after a lot of back and forth.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:02, Reply)
which romcom does that NOT sum up?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:05, Reply)
What is the protocol on bashes here?
Just turn up?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:27, Reply)
turn up
Drink heavily
Grab a fat chick
???????
Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:29, Reply)
Hey, I've been to at least three bashes
and nobody ever grabbed me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:30, Reply)
He said fat. Not clinically obese.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:34, Reply)
:-(

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Secret ones are the best.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:35, Reply)
go on about them in veiled terms for a few days first

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:36, Reply)
Noted.
Not fond of fatties though.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:39, Reply)
best stay away from the mirror then
you lardy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:40, Reply)
pot. kettle.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:02, Reply)
pfffft
more fat on a racing snake
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Strike through racing add private joke

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:06, Reply)
Sometimes you just have to make the best of what's available.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:49, Reply)
I have heard that their balene can be valuable

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:11, Reply)
I have heard that their balene can be valuable

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:11, Reply)
I have heard this before, milliseconds ago.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:14, Reply)
and then talk of nothing else for a while afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:43, Reply)
PM are playing the whole of that bent diver's statement right now
Christ it's dull.
This isn't news, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 17:58, Reply)
Not since H from Steps came out, have I been this surprised that obvious poof is a poof.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:03, Reply)
I dunno darth was pretty obvious

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:06, Reply)
All that red and black make up?
Screamer!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:07, Reply)
you've seen his grindr profile then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:08, Reply)
Yeah, but who gives a fuck?
Why does radio four give a fuck?
What the fuck is going on?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:20, Reply)
because where people put their genitalia
is the most important question of all
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:20, Reply)
I did hear that pcphcirsm

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:26, Reply)
oh christ the guy next to me on the train is sexting some bird
I feel violated
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:07, Reply)
Do you have grey hair and a goatee beard?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:09, Reply)
is this an edmonds joke?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:12, Reply)
I was just checking you aren't the chap sitting next to me.
As my current text conversation is about bag piping
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:12, Reply)
no way bruv, kent is a wart on the south coast of this great nation
I ent going there
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:14, Reply)
YM has a wart on her south coast.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:17, Reply)
nosey!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:17, Reply)
well the guy was jizzing into his lap

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:22, Reply)
why read it then?!
muppet
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:20, Reply)
How do you know it's a bird?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:21, Reply)
He recognised him mums number.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:23, Reply)
We'd all recognise that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:25, Reply)
The fuck is wrong with you, reading other people's phones over their shoulder.
Unless he's taking photos, using siri to write it, or has a great big boner, keep your plod nose out.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:37, Reply)
Hello Dears.
Be a love and precis me what's gone on all day.
I would read through but if it's all insulting each other that would upset me.
Kthanx
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:49, Reply)
Nothing of consequence has happened today.
Any attempt at insulting has been very lacklustre.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:51, Reply)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:52, Reply)
^^ for example

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:55, Reply)
I don't think lacklustre is quite
Strong enough for this standard of repartee.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:06, Reply)
Lots of people harping on about gays
Latent homosexuality kicking in I reckon.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:54, Reply)
Well I just seen Tom Daley come out
on the news and they dragged out (no pun intended) two other personalities who had come out publicly.
It's taken millenia for us to finally admit it's normal so why do news reports treat it like it's not?
Fucken homophobes.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:00, Reply)
If he was a butt ugly nobody no-one would give a shit
Anyone who cares about the private life of a "celebrity", or worse still reads anything about such in the tabloid press, is an ignorant cunt and should be culled forthwith.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:06, Reply)
Agreed.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Start with anyone who has ever clicked on the Daily Mail website of their own free will
then those that paid for a copy.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:12, Reply)
now here i have to take issue with you
sometimes it is good to read something with which you violently disagree. also the comments can be LOL.

of course, if you agree with it, you should shoot yourself instantly.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:17, Reply)
But enough about your posts....
I would agree with you if we were talking political articles, but we're not. Merely the blind hero-worship of nonentities by sad cunts, who have never met them.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:22, Reply)
Thank you GJ.
How y'all doing?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:55, Reply)
The Boomtown Rats were right about Mondays
It has went pretty quickly mind and I haven't felt the need to gun anyone down.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:55, Reply)
Had a cowboy customer today .
Footmark on her threadbare carpet near the front door. Demanding new hall stairs and landing carpet
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:02, Reply)
Carpet from since the dawn of time?
Did she have her receipt?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:08, Reply)
Never seen this before but on the stairs you could see the wood through
the weave of the carpet. And that was on the risers (vertical part of step)
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:14, Reply)
Tell me why.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:02, Reply)
OT has been quieter than usual today

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 18:56, Reply)
Everyone is stunned by the Tom Daley news.
It's like 9/11 and 7/7 rolled in to one, but with more of a diving-score set of numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:01, Reply)
my friend always fancies men who turn out to be gay
sure enough, she was dribbling all over tom during the Olympics. pervy turner.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:05, Reply)
didnt a bender bum you though?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:06, Reply)
not that i can recall
you bumsnake
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:09, Reply)
I thought you transformed an ex into an homosexualist?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:11, Reply)
don't believe everything you read on here, sunshine

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:12, Reply)
I do. everything's been completely accurate so far.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:14, Reply)
you oddball

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:16, Reply)
ginger northern posh twat. accurate.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:17, Reply)
not any more
purple headed northern posh twat now. stupid inept hairdresser of doom.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:21, Reply)
you can dye it all you like, you are still 100% ranga

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:24, Reply)
Look on the bright side
Next time you attend a kids party they'll all assume you're Barney.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:24, Reply)
I'm adding you to the "we love swipe" list.
You've out-cunted Rory today.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:30, Reply)
*sobs* "I'm so honoured....I'd like to thank YM...." *bursts into tears*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:34, Reply)
Posh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:34, Reply)
she thinks by adding 'daaahrling' onto the end of every sentence people wont notice the nothern twang

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 19:40, Reply)

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