Well after all that.
Is frog under Rachel's thumb? Meat free pizza sounds it. Low fat cheese? Grow some testicles and put your foot down. Really.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:07, 95 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

you want him to stand on his own balls?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:08, Reply)

might as well, they are a mess now because of all the times you hit them

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:13, Reply)

you're thinking of your face

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:15, Reply)

Newtons cradle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:18, Reply)

lifehacker.com/why-you-make-bad-decisions-when-youre-attracted-to-som-1501035149?utm_campaign=socialflow_lifehacker_facebook&utm_source=lifehacker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:20, Reply)

As if anyone who reads a lifehacker article is actually going to have sex


..oh, hang on. fuck.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:36, Reply)

I think he is building up to a hate fuck.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:09, Reply)

I'm just laid back innit
There will be no half fat cheese on my pizza tonight bruv, I swear down
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Like half fat cheese even exists

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Unfortunately it does.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:11, Reply)

NOT IN THIS HOUSE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)

Promise love?
Full fat and salami?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:11, Reply)

All the meats plus proper cheese. I will have the crispy base though cos I prefer it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:12, Reply)

Allowed.
Pizza, beer and unfulfilling sex. Living the dream.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:15, Reply)

I like how swipe thinks there is a healthy option from Dominoes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Double blank

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:11, Reply)

You Called?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:12, Reply)

You're a funny guy :)
Mr Pesci.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:13, Reply)

What do you mean? You mean the way I talk? What?
No, no, I don't know. You said it! How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me?! Tell me, tell me what's funny!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:15, Reply)

etc.

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:16, Reply)

There is.
1.5 litres of diet coke. No, that's all thanks.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:12, Reply)

you joke
but I've been known to order a few bottles of nothing but diet coke when I've been seriously hungover before.

and my nearest dominos is about 4 mins away on foot.

they were somewhat disbelieving, but it was a medical emergency.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:13, Reply)

healthIER
that is all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:14, Reply)

Waste of time, the e-cigs will see him off within a couple of years anyway

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:17, Reply)

When its discovered that Ecigs
give you bollock and bum cancer, and the only way to survive it would be to smoke properly
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:19, Reply)

e-cigs will turn out to be lethal
just wait
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Diet Coke gives you bowel cancer

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:23, Reply)

pffffffft

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:26, Reply)

See releasing gas
at inappropriate times is the first sign... I recommend a thorough anal examination, I am sure Frog will help
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:29, Reply)

I have a finger and a speculum he can borrow.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:33, Reply)

Some of my more base medical friends
refer to speculums as "flapjacks"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:34, Reply)

cracking

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Medicos are pretty low thinking individuals, yes.
Med school, faced with naked corpses? You would NEVER leave your body for research if you could see what happens to it.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:39, Reply)

During my Fud I used to hang around with the junior docs on rotation at UCL A&E a lot.
Especially in the med students bar. Not in any way located because on-call buzzers miraculously didn't work in the bar.

bunch of workshy alcoholics/bunch of poor bastards driven to insanity and alcohol by 100-hour weeks treating the fucktardedness that is basic humanity*

*delete as applicable depending on whether you read the Mail
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:43, Reply)

Bit of both really. I think hours have got better now though. I hope they have.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:50, Reply)

I don't really get how anyone can be against some kind of NHS
I mean, if you don't like it, don't use it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:57, Reply)

When I moved in with Mrs V my ex-flatmate gave me shit about being under the thumb.
Eventually he moved in with his gf, and a couple of weeks later I saw him, and he was down.

"Sup?" I enquired, all gangsta.

"Oh it's just me n' her" he said, trying to be dismissive.

"Sup?" I enquired, all gangsta.

"Well ... it's one of my horror film posters - I'm not allowed to put it up in the ... "

"Let me stop you there" I instructed. "You are not allowed."

"No but it's cool, though!" he protested, "Because I'm allowed to ... "

"Yes" I interrupted again, "You are allowed. You are allowed, and you are not allowed. Now - tell me again about being under the thumb."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:18, Reply)

Did you then give him a tittie twister and run off laughing

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Of course - rules is rules.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:32, Reply)

No threads yet about Ralph HarriS?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:19, Reply)

We can't tell what it is yet.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:19, Reply)

About 10 years I reckon

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:20, Reply)

10/10

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:30, Reply)

Nah', he'll get out on good behavour after 6.....
see what I did, 6 out of 10.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:47, Reply)

It appears to be a semi erect penis nudging me in the back

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:22, Reply)

You mean Nakers

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:26, Reply)

That is NOT a pizza
that is a fucking low fat cheese slice.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Yep.Pizza has loads of cheese, meat and assorted vegetables. Onions and sweetcorn are good. Peppers too.
Fried egg cracked on the top works very well.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:23, Reply)

chilli or GTF

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:31, Reply)

Agreed you have to have chilli

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:31, Reply)

chilli+cheese=win
Maths innit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:32, Reply)

Chili is good on most stuff.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:34, Reply)

you forgot "meat"
this is why " 'nduja for the win" - I think you'll find spreadable cured pork with chili is, officially, the best thing for pizza.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:38, Reply)

What is nduja?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:40, Reply)

www.justfuckinggoogleit.com

It's an italian spicy pork spread/soft salami
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:44, Reply)

I thought it was some silly anagram.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:47, Reply)

^ excellent levels of education in local docs ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Shaman if you don't mind.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:56, Reply)

Puts on white gloves
waggles fingers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:59, Reply)

Sha-man you

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 18:00, Reply)

Oh my
De Calabria on Borough Market sell it. Might have to nip down for some.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:03, Reply)

Dont speak italian Soz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:40, Reply)

WHY THE FUCK WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:44, Reply)

did you not get the memo?
There are at least two pizza delivery places up here that have it, so it must be fairly common in the seething multicultural melting pot that is England.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:48, Reply)

What fucking Sunderland
Don't be stupid, In Edinburgh they have heard of other countries. Those Mackems just look out to sea and get all confused at "THA MURVING GROOND"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:52, Reply)

Sounds rather nice.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/'Nduja
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:53, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2186291
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:55, Reply)

and before I go I just want to say I am hugely proud of
"THA MURVING GROOND"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:58, Reply)

*acknowledges*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 8:58, Reply)

And anyway
Edinburgh famously had a huge Italian influx in the early 1900's, If I recall correctly they had the first Italian deli in the UK and also some of the first Ice Cream vendors
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:52, Reply)

Edinburgh famously had your mum in the 1990s

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:16, Reply)

'nduja for the win.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 16:33, Reply)

Wait, so frog is boffing Jaffa fanny for real?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:13, Reply)

who is "jaffa fanny" ????????????????????????????

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:15, Reply)

I think he means you.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:17, Reply)

no
that would be cruel and inaccurate, in equal measures
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:18, Reply)

The very definition of b3ta then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:21, Reply)

I dunno but I heard she is too orangey for crows
So settled on a frog
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:18, Reply)

i keel you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:18, Reply)

No wai blud I shank yu proper, BELIEVE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:31, Reply)

This is old news fuckface

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:27, Reply)

I assumed it was a meme/joke
Have you been n the 'locked room' yet?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:29, Reply)

Anal? No.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:30, Reply)

1 nil to the chompmeister

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:35, Reply)

-_-

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:37, Reply)

>:((((

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:47, Reply)

BEST POST EVA!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:48, Reply)

No, Sportscow (TBOH) did that earlier.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:55, Reply)

Oh man, damn his northern wit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:58, Reply)

I know, he's really taken the reigns since you fucked off. Every cloud etc....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 18:00, Reply)

She's been up his though...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:51, Reply)

STAY ABOUT FROM MY 'THOUGH'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 18:02, Reply)

Bolognese
Chilli
Meat feast
Calzone


or GTFO
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:49, Reply)

Oh, and if any partner tried to dictate to me about what I eat, say, wear, do
they can GTFO too.

Same way I don't shove my views and feelings down their neck.
Just my penis.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 17:50, Reply)

Your views and feelings are so poorly researched and thought through they are quickly spat back out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 18:02, Reply)