Annoying traits
Yet again, I'm into non-sleeping mode and it fucking boiling my piss. Been up since 4:30am two days in a row

What are you annoying traits? What are others most annoying traits?

Alt:
Is it too early for lunch? I'm fucking starving
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:36, 158 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I had sandwiches and crisps for my lunch.
I ate them at 8.30, and am now planning a takeaway. Sitting on your arse builds up an appetite.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)

I'm sold

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:44, Reply)

Chips and curry sauce I think.
They stopped doing mushy peas due to lack of demand. I fucking demanded them.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Mushy peas are for fish and chips, not just chips

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)

They stopped doing pickled eggs too.
So I pickle my own.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)

You lay eggs?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:51, Reply)

^This

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:23, Reply)

Poor timekeeping annoys the fuck out of me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:40, Reply)

"punctuality is a virtue of the bored"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:45, Reply)

It is always best to be the last to arrive, then you don't have to sit around on your own for ages.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:46, Reply)

AND it means people miss you and are really happy to see you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:47, Reply)

You are a fucking idiot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:48, Reply)

^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:48, Reply)

BANNED FROM DRINKS WITH THE REST OF US
YEAH. I WENT THERE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)

I couldn't give a shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)

god i wish this were true
it would stop you from telling us all about them, in painful detail
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)

No it isn't, it's fucking basic manners and terribly selfish. The late motherfucker is usually oblivious to the fact that their actions have a knock on effect for others.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:47, Reply)

^^^^this
people who are consistently late are annoying, selfish cunts.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)

IT'S NEVER THEIR FAULT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)

I think everyone has one friend/acquaintance who has no sense of time
Mine is known as 'The late Gerry'. He's not dead, just late for everything.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:16, Reply)

I'm always punctual. It's polite.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Phoning me up to sell shit
I realise this is more of a job than a personal trait, but seriously, fuck off.

Alt: There's some rubbish cakes doing the rounds here for some pleb's birthday. I might have a bit to keep me going.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:40, Reply)

I ate two cakes and now I feel a bit sick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)

My daughter's birthday cake was one of the nicest cakes I've ever eaten
Its all gone now :o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:20, Reply)

my most annoying trait is being very good looking

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2186183
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:44, Reply)

i think you'd look good in a coffin

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:44, Reply)

I must disagree.
The medical term is "uglyitis", and the hat doesn't help matters.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:45, Reply)

it does if he pulls it down over his face

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Good point.
How'd your skiing go? Break anything?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:49, Reply)

no
although I did fall off the drag lift because I got my ski stuck, and fell into the MASSIVE snow drift at the side of the nursery slope, where they sweep all the snow. it must have been eight feet deep. I thought i'd never get out :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Did people laugh and point?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)

my boss nearly cried because he didn't have his camera

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)

One of my patients goes skiing several times a year. She needs a medical for her insurance, due to her weight.
27 stone. Im amazed the lift can cope with her. She's had 13 different accidents too, the most serious being fractured vertebrae. God knows how some peoples get through the day.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:57, Reply)

er
what exactly are you implying here???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:01, Reply)

He is your doctor

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:01, Reply)

That you fell off the lift because of your fat hairy arse.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:01, Reply)

IT WAS THE SKI

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:07, Reply)

+ NNY JEANS STRETCHED OVER YOUR FAT ARSE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:08, Reply)

you don't ski in jeans
I had extremely nice bonfire salopettes that my friend lent me, ACTUALLY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Sorry wasn't an implication at all! Just skiing/accident related conversation.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:08, Reply)

YM hates it when I shoot my load over her face.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:45, Reply)

This is due to your "man"hood being such a disappointment
You should see a Doc....or a Grumpy, etc...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:47, Reply)

i hate not being able to sleep
esp as you inevitably fall into the deepest, softest, best sleep ever - 20 mins before the alarm goes off.

I can be a bit impractical at times.

alt: yes. I have a cup of soup for today.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Perhaps if you ate a balanced diet you would sleep better?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:51, Reply)

how will that stop me from worrying about things?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)

If you were asleep you wouldn't be able to lie awake worrying.
The egg came first.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)

what if you fall asleep
and then wake up worrying? we don't all rely on marijuana to knock us out, you know.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Perhaps you should.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)

god no
stoners always look as if they need a damn good wash
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)

i'm very groomed, thank you very much.
Mind I'm more of a weekend stoner.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:24, Reply)

This weekend flew by.
I woke up to the alarm very confused, thinking I had another day off.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)

I annoy people just by staying alive.
I find people who don't get to the point or those who 'communicate by hint' teeth-grindingly annoying. If you want me to know something just fucking tell me, don't expect me to wheedle the information from you. See also - 'vaguebooking'
Alt: It's never too early for lunch. Today I shall be having Heinz oxtail soup.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)

You can't have that long left now, surely
You're well old
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Yeah - I'm staring down the barrel of my 54th birthday in a few months
Mind you, the heavy drinking is surely shortening my lifespan so, silver lining and all that.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)

so, women then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)

If only this were so
Unfortunately I know some men who communicate by hint AND some that 'Vaguebook'! They don't talk to me much due to my less than polite way of dealing with their fucking useless communication skills. Normally by shouting 'GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT OR SHUT THE FUCK UP'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:04, Reply)

I think I'm a little bit too optimistic.
Always look to see the best of a bad situation. Not necessarily a bad trait but I can see where it would annoy. Especially when friends expect me to be biased to suit their agenda
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:16, Reply)

^ upset

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)

Fuck you!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)

lols all round

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:19, Reply)

optimistic upset
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)

biased upset
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:21, Reply)

GJs first proper meme!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:22, Reply)

I'm not even bothered...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)

not even bothered upset
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:26, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Far too early for lunch but I have Mediterranean chicken with pasta, Chorizo and Pepperoni.
Fatty fatty fat fat!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)

That sounds fucking NOM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:17, Reply)

It smells it. Can't wait!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:18, Reply)

earl upset
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Drunk people when one is sober are shit.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:23, Reply)

oh this^
HARD
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Yes. Especially when one co-habits.
I don't any more, thank God.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Why on earth are you sober?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:29, Reply)

this^
It IS 11:30am
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:30, Reply)

^Good point^
*opens meths*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)

I find those who don't know how to queue annoying.
There is a certain British etiquette that eludes the young and the old.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Indeed this
Old people are the worst. Fucking old cunts
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:31, Reply)

At least they're easy to shove out of the way

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:32, Reply)

I like it best when you hear the hip bones crack

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:33, Reply)

You shouldn't withhold the c-section option, worst doctor ever

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:46, Reply)

They have all week to shuffle about at a snails pace too.
Still they choose Saturday to shop.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:34, Reply)

FUCKING. SELFISH. OLD. CUNTS.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Speaking of which, how is Monty?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:36, Reply)

:( RIP

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:42, Reply)

We had a right laugh on Saturday.
He is well. Soon to move.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Back to B3ta?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:45, Reply)

3ta NP
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Where is he off to?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:59, Reply)

And the foreign.
Especially the Germans.

I might have one of those noodle soup deals from Abokado and some veg slice crisps.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:35, Reply)

In a similar vein
if I am in a queue with a large trolley/ basket full of stuff and someone behind me has 1 item I often let them through first. However old cunts in the village coop will glare and carry on regardless of the fact that it will take them more time to get their shopping through than the entire queue behind them
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:52, Reply)

I was in a supermarket before and they opened the till next to the one I was queueing for
Guy in front of me left to join it, only to be told trollies only so came back to where he was. Old guy behind me was incensed.
"You were before him!! he left the queue"
Calm down dear.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:04, Reply)

I hate being right all the time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:41, Reply)