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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Cooo-eee! Hiya! Frog from the popular page here. I'm well popular and that. Don't be jealous.Wasn't it nice to see Stibbins yesterday? On that note, who is the WORST poster (excluding me)?
Alt: Friday, hoorah! So that's good. What are you up to?
Altalt: Morning.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 7:43,
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Morning Frog.Missus is out a day, so it's me, daughter and dog till the evening. It's appalling weather, so ideally something inside. Cooming maybe. The dog needs a bath, that's always good for a laugh too. What you up to?
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I am working \o/ Then I'm going out to eat lobster tonight. (Not a euphemism)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 7:54,
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I wear one for every meal because of my lack of table manners and early-onset Parkinsons.Hey, 'Wolf' bought me coffee in today and I didn't even ask. No giant biscuit though :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:00,
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I say things to him, like 'On your way to get me a coffee, can you do [boring work related task]?'I laugh, and he looks ever-so slightly more of a broken man. It makes his day more fun. We have a right laugh here.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:10,
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alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:01,
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Hello Mr Horrible - I think you meant to say that to Sebastian Dried-on excreta(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:02,
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Good morning. Today, as usual, I am taking micro to the soft play centre.I then have some work to do before sorting my house out as micro is with me this weekend.
I will then
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:07,
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Didn't you insult him last week during one of your drunken episodes?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:17,
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This is a plan.I quite enjoy these. Obviously with my daughter.How old is yours?
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Yeah, he doesn't want 'swapsies' you sick fuck. Battered is a good dad unlike you, PEEDO SKUM.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:13,
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gid moaning FrogWhat is your favourite 70s sitcom? Mine is 'Love Thy Neighbour'. Niggers eh? Living next door? Imagine that!
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Yeah, I like it because I laugh at the racism rather than laughing at the narrow minded, uninformed views of the central character as was intended.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:16,
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Excluding you?Would be a toss off between Frank and Dozer.
alt: work. But. Payday!
altalt: Sure is.
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Of course excluding me! I'm the seventh best one here.Also pay day for me, sadly also mortgage day :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:31,
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My eyesCannot. Unread. 2 bald shut-ins rubbing frantically away over the feet they can see walking past their grimy basement windows :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:32,
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*Something about Geoffrey Howe/dead sheep goes here*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:41,
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I guess you're holding up an imaginary handbag and saying "oohhh" in an effeminate manner.(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:26, Reply)
Chalked up yet another win here. Good work me!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:42,
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POPULAR PAGE ALREADY! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!I am living the dream, now I'm sure of it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:33,
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That Ghostbuster fucker with the big pink sunglasses, I forget what you call him(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:36, Reply)
Hahaha let's all name each other and then delete this thread hahahaI love Stibbins - he's the best one here.
The rest of you are shit by comparison.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:38,
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poor tuib will be crying himself to sleep over my name stealing antics !!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:42,
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the Simon Mayo prick!I ordered some Axelrod records yesterday. I need to get that Mi Media Naranja album by Labradford an' all, I only have the MP3.
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You should definitely do that, mp3s are for cunts(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:54,
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That Boyce fella's output hasn't been up to standard recently I've noticedWhat a cunt. I don't know much about Stibbins but he sounds like a stand up guy so he's okay in my book.
Alt: my balls in YM. I'd make some chilli tonight but we've run out of the good chilli powder and we haven't got the right kind of ethnic minorities moving into this area for Asda to do a special aisle of the stuff. So it's a trip to Leicester in the morning.
Altalt: Morning
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:41,
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Alright BillStibbins is pure quality, you know what you get with him.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:43,
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I do wish he'd stop showing off, I'm going right off him you know.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:44,
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Police here taking rest of day off after nailing this guy in a mere 13 yearsau.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/21194573/northam-man-52-charged-for-obscene-acts/
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so that's what Rob Fairholme is up to these days when he isn't fingering his daughter(, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:50, Reply)
I've been performing obscene acts on YM for 13 years(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:52,
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Yeah "news" in Australia isn't really that important, no offence(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:52,
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..and importance is a criterion for posting here?Thanks for sharing
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Oh man I just found out that foxy knoxy has been found guilty again Now I'll never get to do a sex on her :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:50,
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You never had a chance in the first place, hope that helps xx(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:51,
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Actually this could increase my chancesAll I need to do is get a job as a prison warder in Italy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:52,
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That's it mate, keep the dream alive, you're very employable in a position that might require a bit of a daunting physical presence, and obviously you command respect.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:54,
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She is in America thoughand almost certainly wont get extradited so the hope is still there
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Is it true that if you have 3 kids you need a 7 seater car? That's the topic here today.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 8:58,
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Great, I shall interject in the conversation to add my now relevant points, thanks(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:07,
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A hosepipe from the exhaust of a smaller car would be just as effective(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:04,
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Yeah, but only after a month or so of mourning before 'getting your life back together'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:08,
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Seems like a bit of a pain.I've never understood people mourning their dead kids, why don't they just make more?
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Peej, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:09,
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I have always thought this, especially babies, who are essentially all the same(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:11,
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Yeh and when babies get swapped in hospitals and they find out 10 years laterthey don't want to swap back do they? They claim to love the child. So if someone loses a baby just give them a spare one out of the pile of unwanted kids they have out back.
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Peej, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:14,
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THIS^ Plus its cheaper second time round as they already have the clothes etc.
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You can re-use their names as well(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:19,
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It shouldn't - I clearly stated so(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:10,
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That sporto is shiteAlt:
Eating breakfast and drinking coffee. I'm about to get my RAGE on
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:07,
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I appear to be missing £300 from my pay this month(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:13,
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WHAT!!!!!!??????? Now I am angry for you.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:14,
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Your angry words are of great comfort during this time(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:15,
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+are what I'll be missing this month(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:16,
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Fuck youI've sharpened my killing hammer already
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:19,
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Gets chicken, lager and fishing gearDivveny worry pal... I am oonly here to help
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I assume they still pay you in cash up northI know the last time your lot tried to operate a bank it all went horribly wrong and people in tracksuits were queuing in the street to get their pie rations out
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Most transactions take place with lumps of coal I think(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:15,
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Only for larger sumsThey are onto the international tripe exchange for smaller transactions
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News Link!www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/epic/tsco/10607486/Tesco-remove-geek-clothes-range-after-mother-claims-glasses-wearing-son-could-be-bullied.html
Interfering busybody or caring parent? Personally I don't think there was anything wrong with the shirts.
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Peej, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:08,
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I can see the geeks all starting to wear thick "goggle-like" blue-rimmed specs with powerful prescription lenses now as a result of that article.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:10,
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Yeah I dunno how to make that smaller(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:18,
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img src= stuff in inverted commas HEIGHT=200
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:19,
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b3th will be here to sort it out in a couple of hours anyway(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:22,
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I do it all for you BeatsWork(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:22,
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I think by Orstraaalian standards he's amongst the brightest and best(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:25,
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I wonder if he has that orstralian weathered face?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:26,
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2005 was the year England started being brilliant.Coincidence?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:29,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2202361
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:42,
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Morning Frog.I hope to be finally picking up my new hat what Mrs V bought me for my birthday in December this evening.
Then I'm going to go to the pub and get pissed, because getting pissed is fun.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:24,
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What new hat? you never told me about a new hat? You've changed man.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:25,
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Well - it's more a hat for posh occasions like weddings and funerals, but it's so nice I may well have to wear it about town for a while.My usual hat will continue to be in me employ for usual daily wear, however.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:29,
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This will not come as a surprise to anyone.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:35,
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Only scum - ABSOLUTE SCUM - don't.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:37,
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Absolutely nothing ironic about it.I look fucking excellent.But I do own a Samsung Galaxy III, and have the Robert Plant & Alison Krausse album, so guilty as charged.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:43,
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Damned right. We're not bloody French, you know.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:47,
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I didn't realise you were balding, Vag(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:26,
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I'm not, you racist.I wear a hat with my suit because I am suave and cool and a gentleman. Not like you hipster pricks.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:29,
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^ hipster(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:37,
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I did consider leaving the comma outThen it would've looked as though I was calling him a cunt!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:33,
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Hey, I just used italics tooIt's good, isn't it?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:41,
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I don't know about you......but I really like it!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:44,
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The "it" in this case being"hiding in school changing rooms to spy on the kids after PE"
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No one has ever thought to look in that store cupboard(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:46,
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Yeah, that does sound a bit dodgyAlmost like a paedophile....
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:47,
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I like how it can change something to seem a little.......sinister
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:47,
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Oh, you'd like that to happenwouldn't you?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:55,
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I agree, you are getting far too square, daddio(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:26,
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