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alright?Anyone watch this car crash telly last night?
www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/reviews/the-big-benefits-row-tv-review-live-debate-became-one-big-katie-hopkins-show-9106224.html
Nothing was answered, they did throw some facts at you about old people being the scourge of the benefits world. I half expected a cull of pensioners.
Alt. Lunch? I have a nice tuna savoury on a brown baguette and some salt and vinegar ryvitas. Riveting.
AltAlt. Anything good in the week ahead? I'm getting Gaga tickets tomorrow. Going to the Glasgow show. I'll probably get glassed. Lovely.
AltAltAlt. I dunno. call me a fat queer or summat.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:02,
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Highlight for me was the loudmouth fat slag saying she does volunteering then shoutingGET ME A JOB INIT.
Very employable.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:06,
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There's that Katie Hopkins person again.Apparently I'm supposed to hate her for something or other but have no idea why? Can someone clear this up for me? Ta.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:08,
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The pikey naughty kid in my son's class is called JasonJust saying
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:18,
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something something Doner Van something(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:37,
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alright, what about 'Jason and the Argosnauts'?In honour of his preferred supplier of electrical goods and home furnishings.
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But pronounced the same?Also, what are you doing hanging around the local school?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:21,
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I was a pikey naughty kid too. Must be something in it.I'm sure that Argonauts lad was a right prat too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:20,
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i must tell my brother this, as he also shares the namehe's a headmaster, so always misbehaving at school
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:25,
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Even though she has a kid called India. (
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:19,
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I agree with a some things she says but she lacks credibility by being an utter prick the rest of the time.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:20,
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She's a bit of an opinionated loudmouth. Particularly against mothers.Ideal candidate to have on This Morning.
She's an ex Apprentice who got caught shagging a married man in a field or summat.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:11,
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She's a typical ignorant gobshite 'celebrity' attention whoreHer opinions are no more valid than Frank's, the only difference is she's "famous" and therefore somehow entitled to force her ignorance on vapid fuckwits who know no better.
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Oh, hold on... Is this the silly bint who bollocked on about giving kids stupid names despite giving her own kid a fliddy name or something? (
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:14,
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She said she hated children being called after places.Philip Schofield said "Isn't your daughter called India?"
Holly Willoughby wet herself.
I like Philip Schofield.
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Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:18,
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I barely cracked a smileI am utterly desensitised to stupid, now.
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Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:21,
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Can i have the questions in a simpler, easy to read format please? I'm not reading all that, it's like doing work.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:14,
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I know, it's surprising that I don't watch it really.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:19,
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yeah so what? don't judge me jasum you bigot(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:24,
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No, who said that? Sounds like bullshit to me.EDIT: Dubs, check em
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:19,
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I just had to go and show somebody how to push a power cable in properly.(
Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:17,
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'Member when Channel 4 used to be good? 'Member?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:17,
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They should just call it 'freak pointing' these days amirite?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:18,
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Yeah it was dead boring without me, wasn't it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:35,
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Channel 5. With Matthew Wright hosting.
I only watched it to see Katie Hopkins arguing with that Benefits Street woman.
Turns out Edwina Curry was the bigger bitch.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:22,
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Ah right yeah, I saw C4 referenced, but it was talking about Benefits St Edwina Currie a bitch, you say?
Next you'll be telling me water is wet.
EDIT: TRIPS!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:25,
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it's just faintly depressing that the banalities of the lower working class lifestyle are held aloft by you as some sort of inane badge of aspiration(, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Just trying to pass the time. Not win a Nobel Prize.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:44,
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no jasum i didnt. i wuz reading a bookthank you for bringing it to my attention, though, it looks like exactly the kind of thing that should be given attention and used as a springboard for rational debate. Channel 5 you say?
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RT #LEOPARDShare and like or kittums get cancer
STOP THE WHALE CULLING!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:35,
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No, I watched "stars" doing skiing things and hurt themselvesand laughed at the size of Davina's conk
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REALLY FUCKING SPICY soup
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Operation "newjob" continues
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:41,
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I has jerk chicken soup. Your employers are stupid. You wouldn't be looking for work if they had left your travel allowance alone.
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mehIt wasnt even the removing of it that bothers me, it was the way it was done
I AIN@T GETTIN' NO RESPEC, YA GET ME?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:43,
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It isn'tThe shipyards shut years ago
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:44,
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Like I'd work with any of you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:46,
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We had to listen to you and the new job in the mortgage underwriting call centre of Bradford and Bingley. (, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Also, its an excuse for conversation and for people to take the piss innit(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:47,
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Have you thought about charity work? I did some charity work for YM last night. Like that?
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yerActually, MM has started doing charity work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:49,
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Vickers is still there. What are they doing now?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:46,
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They make tanks, don't they?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:46,
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Not fancy tank making?There's rivets to be had there.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:54,
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Actually I think that would be fucking cool(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:54,
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I know :(I'm culling whales as I type.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:57,
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I didn't see your programme, but facebook is alive with people moaning about itagirlcalledjack.com/2014/02/04/dear-edwina-thankyou-for-last-night-i-hope-it-was-as-good-for-you-as-it-was-for-me-bigbenefitsrow/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:03,
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Yeah she was a shouty lesbian. Don't even know if she is a lesbian, but she looks like one and dressed like one. Therefore, she is one.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:06,
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you dress like a Primark reject and look like an elderly potatoYour weekend boyfriend is bumming around behind your back, all your colleagues despise you and you live in a rented hovel.
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I charge £10 per raised eyebrowor £50 for a whole harrumph
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:16,
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You dress like a teenager and have a face like a deflated pin cushion.You have an extremely misplaced sense of self worth and dish out negative responses in a vain attempt to give yourself some value. Life has never been shiny since Mrs Dozer left.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:14,
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I dunno Jason, you're basing these assumptions on one photoTell me all about Mrs Dozer.
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She dresses like a Primark reject and looks like an elderly potatoHer weekend boyfriend is bumming around behind her back with Jasum off the internet, all her colleagues despise her and she lives in a rented hovel.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:19,
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I think it's likely they are both figments of your imagination(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:20,
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You're very narrow minded.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:09,
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Yep. everything said on here reflects facts and is in no way an attempt at fun.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:10,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:11,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:12,
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Yo Frog! Yo Tangles!'Naive Response' has just been repressed!
In a good way!
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Cor!In other news, I ordered this today: www.southernlord.com/releases/view/terrestrials
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:09,
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I'm listening to The Grimmrobe Demos right now and all(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:14,
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That looks pretentious and shit. I ordered a deep filled toasted sandwich maker from Lakeland. Which is in no way pretentious or shit.
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Really? "They recorded three "live in improvisation" pieces, starting that evening and ending at dawn, as Northern sunlight seeped in through the windows.
"We were sitting in the console room, early in the morning, listening to the takes. Someone said, 'ah, sunrise over Crystal Canyon,' as if the night had been a dark one. We all laughed and Greg proposed it as a title."
Tosh.
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yeah, any music which isn't recorded purely for financial gain is shit innitI suppose your reading habits begin and end with Tom Clancy.
Sunn O))) are also laughing at the po faced seriousness of heavy metal, they probably should have included that for people who only base their feeble assumptions on snippets of copy from the website.
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Alright, Mary Jane. Are you seriously telling me that that doesn't read like a load of pretentious toss?
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in that it takes itself seriously when it has absolutely no justification in doing so, yes(, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:47, Reply)
I think you and I use tbe word differently.I use it to mean 'exaggerated or undeserved importance', so stating that they named a track after a throwaway comment someone made isn't pretentious, neither is recording a live jam. Loads of bands do that.
If the music they make is shit, then yeah, fair dues, pretentious would be correct. But it's not.
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So have you ordered a copy or not?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:43,
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Your face is pretentious and shit.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:19,
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My face is fat and old. But you don't have a deep filled toasted sandwich maker from Lakeland.
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This is an excellent retort(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:21,
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I don't have a sandwich toaster because I'm not a student living away from home for the first time.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:22,
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Toasted sammiches are great, you fucking foodwrong(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:23,
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cHEESE AND BACON STYLE FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT #YOLO
#CAPSLOCK
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:25,
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corned beef+cheese+onion MOFO(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:26,
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You are just showing what a deep seam of toasted sandwich ignorance runs through you. Like YD's cock. (, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:24, Reply)
I had a strawberry yoghurt and a banana again today, and now I'm not hungry like yesterday. Though I should let you know.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:30,
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Sausages, fried egg, beans & fried bread. With tea. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:31,
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Then down to the Steve Biko Bar for a subsidised pint(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:34,
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I agree on the sausages, but no bacon is a bit of a crime(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:35,
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New thread time. I think we have ran out of abuse for this one.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:34,
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Great news everyone!I'm gonna knock off in a bit!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:45,
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