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I am going to Scotts Restaurant for dinner tonight.
Which is where the lovely Nigella got throttled and where Charles Saatchi takes Trinny, his new bint.

What are you up to, other than sitting in your own shit and squalor and masterbating to The Lord's Prayer?

Alt: when are you next going abroad?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:44, 198 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

YM

(

Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:45, Reply)

abroad I said. not "all aboard".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)

Work innit.
Probably late summer. Pretty busy year up until then.
(

GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:46, Reply)

Bloody hell. That's a long way off.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:47, Reply)

Ive got a wedding, some UK trips and DIY inbetween!
Fingers crossed for a decent Summer
(

GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:54, Reply)

*adopts new york accent*
Alt I don't dress in women's clothes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:47, Reply)

That's not what YD said.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:48, Reply)

Yeah he loved a skirt

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:54, Reply)

Alt: probably at Christmas. Unlikely to be before.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:48, Reply)

Christ.
If the weather is decent in the summer we can do a trip out.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:50, Reply)

Are you both coming to Brizzle in the spring?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:51, Reply)

I recks. I was thinking 22/03.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Is anyone bringing Catweazle?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:53, Reply)

He may have completed his flat sale by then and could be up for it.
I will ask. I will e-mail Jeff too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)

Don't tell the smelly old tramp,
but I quite miss having him around.
(

b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:57, Reply)

this^

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:01, Reply)

I saw him last night.
He was on good form.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:02, Reply)

~~good form~~ heroin, sleeping rough under a bridge
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:15, Reply)

you will be dead by then
that's nearly 200 years in the future
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Depends on micro and on work.

(

Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:55, Reply)

Camping FTW.
Micro will be with her mother this Christmas, so thought I'd go to India. Eat smelly food & watch cricket.
(

Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:54, Reply)

Good plan.
Very good plan.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)

Mainlining codeine and eating my bodyweight in Dairy Milk.
Having ladyparts FTW.

Alt: back to USA next year, if all goes to plan. Nothing else till then, unfortunately.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:48, Reply)

Trinny Woodall is a firm fixture on my 'would' list
In spite of having nae tits.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:50, Reply)

Jesus, she's horrific.
She's like Tara P-T, but more preachy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:51, Reply)

YM would like her.
She'd hate TPT.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:52, Reply)

My mum's from Yorkshire.
She don't do posh birds, innit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:53, Reply)

yer I'd do TPT an' all
I like posh birds. I'm working class and went to private schools, it's to be expected.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Mine too.
And I hate the fact that makes me feel disloyal to Nigella.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:51, Reply)

they satisfy different niches though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:53, Reply)

I'd satisfy HER niche, etc.

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:54, Reply)

quite
You'd make Trinny do terrible things, just to demean her, but Nigella would happily indulge just because she enjoys it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:55, Reply)

*cleveland steamers*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:01, Reply)

He said terrible, not vanilla

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Nigella would rub it in with glee
doing that weird staring thing she does when licking her fingers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:20, Reply)

...keep......going......

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:27, Reply)

True enough.
Nigella is like a harbour wall. I am a big wave.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:55, Reply)

pretentious

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Hahahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:01, Reply)

I'm going to drink alone and practice turning 'caps lock' on and off
Alt: Probably December :(
(

MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:51, Reply)

The menu sounds well nom
I'm off to Tenerife in April. Might try and get a late summer/blackberry week deal
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Is that the same as spud picking week?

(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:52, Reply)

tattie holidays

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:53, Reply)

I dunno

(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:55, Reply)

Isn't that more Rory's area of expertise?

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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)

Nice. Bit of warm wether in the winter is nice.
The food is supposed to be great. I can't wait.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:53, Reply)

weather you like it or not!

(

GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:55, Reply)

It cannot be April fast enough

(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:56, Reply)

I am going to Cornwall for a few days at Easter and then US again in May.
I'd kill for 4/5 days off at the moment.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:58, Reply)

Just leave early then

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)

Tenerife is common
HTHs
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:14, Reply)

Do you actually think that I give a fuck?
Off to Los Gigantes area, not Los Christianos/Las Americas
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)

I like to think of you as Gulliver
In the land of Los Gigantes...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)

It's not known as 'Lost Yer Panties' for nowt Sporters.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

\o/

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Sporto's some sort of Northern. Your statement is redundant.

(

Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:24, Reply)

This is true
I'm posting this from t'works outside lavvy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Wearing clogs
Soon you will to take your brush and then wait outside the factory gate
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

LS Lowry is shit

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Oooo
Ark and Brian Sewell here all lah de dah
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)

~~Sewell~~ Badonde
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

I'm off to Scotts
wiv me new bint.

Going to tidy my shed.

Hols not booked yet. Still under discussion.
(

edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Once you go Scots
you never go back.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:58, Reply)

/Macb3th blog

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:59, Reply)

\o/

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Tonight? Dunno. Maybe out for dinner. Maybe just a drink. Maybe nothing. I don't live by your "rules".
Dunno when we're next going abroad, either. Apart from it being sometime this year.

So yeah. Dunno. Hope you find this interesting.
(

Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Very.
It's funny how people do things differently.

I couldn't work without a holiday being actually booked and on the horizon. I have to have it as a work incentive.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Mrs Cow is like this

(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:18, Reply)

So's mine.
I think this is ample proof that Stunned has a vagina.
(

Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Oh has he
puts grooming pants on
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:28, Reply)

My work incentive is
House and food/ drink...

I could happily go without holidays to be honest, as long as I get time "not working" then I am pretty happy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:21, Reply)

The missus (Kronshey?) likes to have something to look forward to, so she's pretty keen on sorting something out.
I tend to be more spur of the moment.
(

Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:22, Reply)

She always looks forward to being tag teamed by us lot
while you are off hunting for Breton shirts and berets
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:23, Reply)

~~rting something out.~~ urcing a decent divorce lawyer
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:25, Reply)

She'd have to be married for that, which she isn't

(

Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:27, Reply)

Well not to you
Just check her secret drawer
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)

I ferret through her drawers pretty regularly, thank you.
She often tells me off for leaving them in a mess.
(

Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:34, Reply)

cant find anything to fit you eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)

It's all way to small for me.
The garter belt doesn't look as good with a beer gut hanging over it and I can never get both nuts in a pair of her pants at the same time.
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Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Keep... Going...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

And the bloody string at the back just gets lousy with arse sweat.

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Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)

^ riding the anal pony ^

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)

*spent*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

At least you could wipe first.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Thats what he was trying to do

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)

better?
~~divorce lawyer~~ sized dildo that doesn't stink of garlic and defeat and spend far too long tinkering on the underside of old rust buckets procured from the internets(no offence swipe)
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Well, more accurate, anyway.
Better isn't a word I'd choose to use when I'm being bullied :(
(

Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Does anyone have any recommendations for decent steak restaurants in north london?
I like Gaucho but fancy trying somewhere new.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Garufa

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)

I think I've been there before. Good choice, thanks.
Any other suggestions?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:37, Reply)

Its the only one I know of
Not being a Lahndener, I just remember having a decent steak in there with some mates and it wasn't too expensive. which is about all I ask for,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:41, Reply)

I can recommend one in Tynemouth

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Please don't.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:37, Reply)

DONT OPPRESS ME!

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Aberdeen Steakhouse
TGI Friday's
(

Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:38, Reply)

hahaha
Have you been to a Harvester before?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Gonna make this a night to remember.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Beefeater
Toby Carvery
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Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Posh cunt

(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:43, Reply)

I just enjoy nice food

(

Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Burger King

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Planet Hollywood

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Buen Ayre on Broadway Market.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:39, Reply)

That's the one I was trying to remember.
Thanks
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Trouble is, it's miles from any stations and I do't fancy walking round hackney late at night.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

Went there a couple of weeks ago and had the big grill. It was marvellous.
£55 for two.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)

You must earn some coin to drink, snort and eat out so much

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Work paid.
Tonight is free.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

cunt

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Hahahaha.
6 courses tonight with appropriate wines.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

appropriate wines = gallon per course

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)

At least.
Then we sit around and drink whichever wine you liked the most. Til about midnight.

Then a car will pick me up and take me home.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)

cunt

(

Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

If it helps
It will just be speeding up the inevitable amputation
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)

+ on my own
#lard
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)

#fatsteakybastard

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Hix Oyster & Chop House
Not exactly north, it's in Smithfield, but it is damn good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Il Bordello in Wapping and have the veal chop.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

I do love veal on the bone.
* awaits strikethrough *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)

~~veal~~ lean young meat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:17, Reply)

That's definitely north.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:10, Reply)

Got a few weeks off in March. I think it will be spent in the hell that is Disneyland.
I think our daughter's a bit young personally. I'd have preferred a few weeks camping.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)

I'd rather go to Disney than go camping.

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Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)

Camping is fun. If you've got all the gear.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

We have.
Her ghastly parents are coughing for it though.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)

I had:
Two person ten with porch to keep gear dry
Inflatable mattress
Fleece to cover mattress
Egyptian cotton sheet to cover fleece
x2 duck down duvet
Egyptian cotton duvet covers
duck down pillows
Egyptian cotton pillow cases
woollen blanket

and I was still fucking freezing, uncomfortable and I still had to shit in a hole in the ground.

Fuck camping. Fuck it in the arse.
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Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

No sense of adventure.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Sleeping rough in the New Forest is no form of adventure I've ever heard of.

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Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)

There is something wrong with you if you were still cold with all that.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:11, Reply)

^this^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)

~~if you were still cold with all that~~
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:23, Reply)

^
Passed out in front of tent methinks..
(BeatsWork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Last time I went camping, I fell asleep in a chair in front of the fire.
I woke up hours later and didn't feel warm again for days.
(

Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:21, Reply)

Yeah
I bet you want to go to EuroDisney don't you....

#whataprick
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)

It's the American one.
It sounds awful.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)

The one in Florida is brilliant.
As is Florida.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Apparently you can hire disabled children to avoid queuing.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Inspired solution.
Absolute genius.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)

I want a physically disabled one.
No mental.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Make your mind up

(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Lying in a pool of sweat after running

Back to Blighty in June for the first time in 9 years.
(BeatsWork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)

From where?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Away from the blubber I acquired over Christmas

(BeatsWork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)

Ha. Where are you returning from?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)

THE EDGE

(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

Its like a jungle
Sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Perth, Aus.
Emigrated in 2005. MM to old/ill to come over, so making trip instead.
Good chance to catch with friends who have stayed in touch as well of course..
(BeatsWork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)

Sad reason to return but I hope you enjoy it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)

I think he is coming back to finish her off
Then bit of extra inheritance in the ol sky rocket and back to the land of racist criminals
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:01, Reply)

London?

(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:02, Reply)

London to party
Torquay for family
(BeatsWork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:04, Reply)

~~family~~ gobbles
(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:06, Reply)

Hey!
NO REAL NAMES
(BeatsWork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Thanks
It's almost human on here sometimes
(BeatsWork, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:05, Reply)

I'd much rather take Trinny up the Oxo Tower
YES I KNOW WE'VE DONE THIS JOKE BEFORE BUT I LIKE IT, ALRIGHT? DON'T JUDGE ME.

Pub quiz tonight.

Alt: July, Florida with the sprogs.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)

It is also a personal favourite of mine

(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:06, Reply)

What is? Florida with my sprogs?
You fucking bounder Sporters.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:07, Reply)

It was the least I could do, old chap

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:09, Reply)

I thought they were your sprogs?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:13, Reply)

They are, yes
But sometimes you need a change
(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:16, Reply)

I am doing birthday things cos it's my birthday today

(

Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:41, Reply)

Has your wife apologised for cheating on you?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:44, Reply)

Has yours apologised for calling you a cunt?
Alright al?
(

Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:45, Reply)

Can't believe she grassed on me.

(

Kroney, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:56, Reply)

I'd quite like some cake and a glass or two of red

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:47, Reply)

You're a grown-up now Sporto
nothing stopping you nipping into Morrisons on the way home and picking up a caterpillar cake and a couple of bottles of Morrisons Value Rioja.
(

The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:50, Reply)

This is an excellent plan
Baggie the face
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:55, Reply)

Like what?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:54, Reply)

Drinking
Once a year BJ
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:55, Reply)

I wouldnt want to have to drink a BJ on my birthday

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:56, Reply)

It only cums once a year

(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:57, Reply)

Got to iron some shirts and buy home insurance

(

Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:01, Reply)

I need to buy car insurance.
We could be insurance buddies.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Possibly steak and then going to a local pub gig
I'm going to Germany at the end of the month for a technical course which will probably descend into the usual booze fest. Other than that I'm planning to go to my cousin's place in France - might even get some paragliding done.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:03, Reply)

~~gliding done~~ plegic sexytime
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:11, Reply)

^^Now THAT'S an idea!^^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:13, Reply)

"Anyone who doesn't want a violent bumming raise your hands"

(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Thy will be done

(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:19, Reply)

Up the shitpipe

(

sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:19, Reply)

mmmahhhahhhh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:22, Reply)

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