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There hasn't been a good question on here since I asked whether mugs should go in the cupboard up or down

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:51, 201 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
WHICH WAY IS UP?
I refrained from posting a thread today because of popular demand.

Just sayin.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:55, Reply)
well done
up is where the contents don't fall out.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 18:58, Reply)
Up then.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:29, Reply)
I for one am grateful for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:08, Reply)
Why do you hate them? Huh?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:30, Reply)
your threads are terrible
By that, I mean your forum posts as well as your clothes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:43, Reply)
I think the answer is,
It's not a big deal.

How are you lighto?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:02, Reply)
briefly not hungry
I'm fasting again today (5:2 diet thing) and I've just had my 600th calorie.

I anticipate being quite rumbly in the tummy by the time I turn in.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:08, Reply)
Is it working?
I couldn't stand not eating, I'd rather do the eat the same, but move around a lot more thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:14, Reply)
Have you lost any weight since starting this stupid approach to food consumption?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:15, Reply)
About 6lb
so nerr.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:20, Reply)
Only another 78 to go then.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:22, Reply)
but then I'd be dead...

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:23, Reply)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:25, Reply)
this place would die on its arse if I stopped posting

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:04, Reply)
mugs should stay on the draining board until use
then they should sit by the sofa for a while until cleaning frenzy occurs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:05, Reply)
Get a dishwasher. Pleb.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:08, Reply)
i'm lazy, but not that lazy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:10, Reply)
So does this mean you also wash your clothes by hand?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:13, Reply)
she doesn't wash her clothes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:17, Reply)
Slob.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:15, Reply)
Dirtier than Swipe at a b@sh

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:21, Reply)
I've just seen an advert with you and your missus.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:59, Reply)
Gene did a passable cover of The Ship Song

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:39, Reply)
mugs go up
or they dont dry out, simples
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:43, Reply)
BUMHOLES
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:48, Reply)
soz, only people with no bumholes can win on qotw

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:50, Reply)
Oh, well that's me out then, I have three.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:51, Reply)
so swipe can hold you like a bowling ball?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:02, Reply)
No, because Neptune fucked me with his trident.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:03, Reply)
3 bumholes frog.
Sounds like a really shit cowboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:03, Reply)
Probably a very popular 'cowboy' in certain circles nowadays

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:04, Reply)
widening the circles of his friends

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:07, Reply)
Around the camp fire.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:02, Reply)
^boasting^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:59, Reply)
Evening.
How's it going?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:57, Reply)
Who are you?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 19:59, Reply)
It's me lover.
How are you?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:01, Reply)
I'm not allowed to talk to strangers.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:02, Reply)
Under the thumb?
Mtfu.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:06, Reply)
NO U!
Anyway, I'm alright cheers, you? Where you been?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:11, Reply)
Hiding in urgarden, masturbating franctically behind a bush.
It was ok.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:14, Reply)
There is an appropriate bush in my garden that could be used for this purpose, but all you'd see of me would be me doing stuff in the kitchen
As a result of this data, I have determined your statement was a lie.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:16, Reply)
I like youe nude deep fat frying.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:24, Reply)
Not me, my cooking consists of 'put in preheated oven for 20 minutes'
You may have me confused with jaysum.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:25, Reply)
Oh yeah.
Apologises.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:31, Reply)
Oi!
Im not fucking Scottish!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)
Bopitty boopy.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:00, Reply)
Scooby doo wapa doo.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:05, Reply)
How's it going troll face?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:08, Reply)
Ok maye, just had a load of work on.
Few days off now, looking forward to it, family time. How's you?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:12, Reply)
Just glad it's nearly Friday.
Got a shit job in Crawley tomorrow, but then a sweet Saturday with fuck all planned. If anyone tries to make plans I'll punch them.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:16, Reply)
If it's an old person, punch them in the hip. I heard this make all their limbs immediately detach.
I mean, I'm no doctor, but it is 100% true.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:19, Reply)
confusing OAPs with crash test dummies yet again :(

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:20, Reply)
Mmm mmm mmm

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:21, Reply)
after you taped their mouths to stop them screaming?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:27, Reply)
It's more of a sad pitiful whimpering after I've finished with them.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:28, Reply)
cut the heads off before you start

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:32, Reply)
Once, there was this Frooooooog who
got into an accident and porked a ginger bird
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:32, Reply)
And when they finally made him, they found
Meatza all over her body
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:35, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:37, Reply)
Sporters! Of an evening! Honoured.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:36, Reply)
Indeed you are, yes
I had to check something for work so I thought I'd drop in for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:36, Reply)
You have a sound medical knowledge.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:23, Reply)
Thanks doc, boy I'm glad you're here!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:23, Reply)
I might punch one of the guys I'm working with,
I've never met a more miserable man in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:24, Reply)
You haven't met me yet.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:25, Reply)
yeah alright bublé

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:27, Reply)
Now there is a horrible ear worm I've been infected with. Damn you 84237.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:29, Reply)
I know your real name, so I could summon you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:29, Reply)
Do you?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:32, Reply)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:33, Reply)
I do so love your sig

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:35, Reply)
What, all of it? Like surname and all?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Well. No.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:37, Reply)
*wipes brow*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:38, Reply)
Just lay them on their sides, for fuck's sake, it is this sort of dithering which has led to climate change and the end of the human race

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:03, Reply)
^^wrong on the internet
or just odd, not sure which
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:06, Reply)
I blame those who start threads with statements instead of questions

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:12, Reply)
It's almost as if people who spend all their time on the internet aren't skilled in the art of socialising or conversation.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:15, Reply)
Fitting name 84237

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:32, Reply)
alright?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:32, Reply)
I am indeed, yes
Mrs is next door drinking wine with the girlies and I'm watching football and drinking a nice shiraz
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:33, Reply)
you know what's a nice wine right?
Co op fair trade Chilean carmenere.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:35, Reply)
I never go in to Co op and I should do
Their caramelised onion chutney is fucking wondrous
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:36, Reply)
CHEEKY CHUTNEY

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:37, Reply)
Team Chut

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:37, Reply)
co op own label stuff is ok
Their wine is great for the price point.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:39, Reply)
I shall ch ch ch ch ch ch check it out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:39, Reply)
Sandro is sporting an excellent beard/ponytail combination

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:44, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:33, Reply)
Cow's in the house
Evening all
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:30, Reply)
Get out of my house.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:34, Reply)
Is your house still underwater?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:38, Reply)
Did you have proper troubles though?
You mentioned a while ago that your island thingy was close to being flooded
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:39, Reply)
I was there on Sunday. It was fine.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:40, Reply)
Thats OK then
I love Oxford. Had some cracking times down there
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:40, Reply)
I had a superb weekend. Did me a great deal of good.
Apart from the massive cut on my left knee I gained from falling over.

(I may have tried a beverage or twenty by this point).
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:46, Reply)
My mate Mark did a PhD there
We used to go down for 3-4 days on the piss there. Quality
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:48, Reply)
Oxford has a lot of pubs, but The Fir Tree is the best of the lot.
1. Students tend not to go there.
2. They serve Stowford Press cider.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:50, Reply)
I cant remember the name of the one we always went in.
It was down a small alley near the round library, near that bridge thingy

Ceiling height was about 5' 10" which was fine for the first 4 pints, but then got a bit more dangerous as the night went on for me as I could only stand up properly between the rafters. My mate Sheila, who was always with me, is about 5' 0" so we sent her to the bar instead
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:53, Reply)
The turf.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:53, Reply)
Thats the one!
\o/

We also went drinking in Cowley but I cant remember the names of any of the pubs there
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:54, Reply)
There was talk about me having a drink with a stranger.
Stupid weird village island.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:44, Reply)
Fire up the wicker

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:45, Reply)
The Wickle Man

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:46, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:46, Reply)
They said "why were you drinking with a middle aged midget?"
And I said it was part of my community service.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:50, Reply)
Someone on the train had seen me in The Punter
said 'Excuse me, we haven't met, but why were you spending your Sunday with some ginger prick with a gay dog?'

I said it was part of my community service.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:52, Reply)
I didn't even know my dog had been to Oxford

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:53, Reply)
More of a Brighton frequenter.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:54, Reply)
tggi

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:56, Reply)
Ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:54, Reply)
It was touch and go for a week or so, but all Ok now.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:45, Reply)
You kids and your rapping.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:47, Reply)

p
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:53, Reply)
raing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:53, Reply)
raping

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:55, Reply)
INORITE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:57, Reply)
Oh I get it now ho ho ho

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:58, Reply)
serious sexual assaults are funny

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:59, Reply)
IT ISNT RAPE IF I DUNNO LOL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:00, Reply)
I SHOUTED 'SURPRISE'!!!*!!
LOL
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:01, Reply)
Get into my car.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:37, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2226154
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:36, Reply)
My phone is still playing funny cunts
I am not happy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:38, Reply)
Well, given you're an unfunny cunt there were always bound to be compatibility issues.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:39, Reply)
ha!
Unfortunately its the only thing is recent times that keeps flashing me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:40, Reply)
Sorry. My post was unfair.
on your phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:43, Reply)
Micro tonight?
Whats cooking?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:44, Reply)
Micro tomorrow morning, then all weekend from Saturday morning.
Sweet & spicy chicken with noodles. Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:47, Reply)
Good stuff
I'm pleased to see you are getting good access still, despiter anything else going on.

We went plain old school and had chicken breasts in breadcrumbs as chicken burgers. Kids fucking loved them and ate the lot, both of them. Practically unheard of to have two empty plates

Mrs Cow is on cooking tomorrow then I'll do a risotto Saturday and a roast Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:50, Reply)
Good food work. What sort of risotto? I like a chicken, asparagus & goats cheese one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:53, Reply)
I've been doing a chicken and nommy chorizo one
with griddled courgettes and peppers
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:55, Reply)
Griddled courgettes are ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:02, Reply)
I'm planting some seeds on Saturday to try and grow my own

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:05, Reply)
I've grown them before.
First attempt was shit; leaf mould ruined them. Second attempt; successful.

Plus: flowers to eat. Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:11, Reply)
Thats the plan
I've tasked my parents with buying unusual seeds for me to grow
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:12, Reply)
Kids want purple carrots

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:13, Reply)
Paint some ordinary ones with red diesel.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:15, Reply)
*makes notes*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:18, Reply)
That's a nice thing for retired people to do - they'll love doing that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:14, Reply)
I wish they'd help out more with the bloody kids though
Paying a childminder to look after the boy 4 days a week when they live round the corner really gets on your nerves
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Depends on their age & competency.
My ex MIL is 70 and has early stage memory problems - no way is she allowed to look after micro.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:20, Reply)
Both going strong and fully competant

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:24, Reply)
Oh goats cheese
I want some now
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:57, Reply)
is that like flappy bird?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:41, Reply)
Even worse
I know that seems impossible
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:42, Reply)
Alright.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:42, Reply)
Doc!
Long time no see
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:42, Reply)
Work stuff.
Chill time still Monday now \0/
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:46, Reply)
Sounds rather good to me
I have my appraisal/1-2-1 tomorrow. That should be fun...
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:51, Reply)
you still owe me a pint

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:52, Reply)
and should I be in York, I will actually turn up and buy you one!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:55, Reply)
YES!!!!*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:56, Reply)
Good luck.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:02, Reply)
my new boss looks a bit like Battered

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:45, Reply)
What a lucky chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:48, Reply)
I don't personally consider it 'a good look'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:49, Reply)
We know all about your 'good look'. Mr naughty word hoodie

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:53, Reply)
shit skateboards was a cool label back in the day

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:55, Reply)
I consider most skateboards shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:56, Reply)
I consider 'your face' shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:57, Reply)
no returns.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:57, Reply)
Aaaargh! Until next time.....

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 20:59, Reply)
There's a product called Sticks Like Shit available from builders merchants.
I'd love to be a fly on the wall when the tradesman is selling its merits to his customers.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:09, Reply)
It's a crappy version of GripFill. Anyone using it doesn't know what they're doing, Not only is GripFill better, it's dirt cheap - so no excuse.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:13, Reply)
Posting so there's at least one vagina in here this evening
instead of just several cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:02, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:04, Reply)
\o/
Lusty! How are you my dear?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:06, Reply)
Probably slightly more tipsy than I should be, but otherwise well.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:08, Reply)
I'm working on tipsy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:12, Reply)
I got too excited by finishing at 5pm, like a normal.
How do you lot do this every day? Get home and drink till you sleep, sit on here all day and feel rotten, eat dinner and start drinking again?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:18, Reply)
Pretty much that, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:19, Reply)
That sounds alright actually

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:23, Reply)
Works for me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:24, Reply)
Micro asked after you the other day - ' [your real name] is my friend'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:09, Reply)
awwww
Weekend lunch soon? It's been too long.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:12, Reply)
Definitely. I'll text you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:13, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:15, Reply)
yo yo yo,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:10, Reply)
alrite mersh.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:12, Reply)
Evening suspects!
Many lost on today's foray?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:06, Reply)
It was fucking quiet today
I'm hoping a Friday of skiving will help
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:13, Reply)
Day off for me tmo.
Hope I'm not tempted into stirring or owt.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)
Try not to spend it all on here ;)

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:52, Reply)
hello edjoggington bottoms

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:23, Reply)
Hello Lil Plum. That was big heap name you gave me there.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:50, Reply)
People were busy today Edj.
Fucking work, getting in the way of my skive time.
I did a dirty protest and started no threads.

Possible coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:41, Reply)
To be fair Jase you put a lot of effort into threading
and people should be more appreciative.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:52, Reply)
I don't have the charisma to pull of an 'alright' thread.
People generally ignore the Q's anyway :)
Cheers though edj
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:56, Reply)
alright?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:40, Reply)
Chip shop curry chicken pasties, fucking noms.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:41, Reply)
From the chip shop?
Healthy
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:42, Reply)
No from supermarket Ithink.
Gorgeous. How are you?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:47, Reply)
Shameless flirting.
Are you drunk, Dr?
Im good, ta. Bit tired but tomorrow is Friday!
Been a long week full of new systems, new solicitors and more work!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)

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