Just been asked to fill in some nonsense about alcohol use. Apparently the CAT, want to nosey round us, as well as their clients. How muchdo you drink, as a matter of interest?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:06, 13 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

i drink one pint a day

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:07, Reply)

Good lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)

sometimes more or indeed less at the weekends, alright? good.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)

He can't drink more cos it interferes with his anti bloo bloo medication

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)

it would if i took it perhaps

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Are you saving up the prescriptions for a trip to KFC?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:17, Reply)

i dont have it anymore and havent for 6 months +

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)

I'll take you off the "at risk" list

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)

tbh i dont think i should have been prescribed stuff so quickly anyway but thats another story we can discuss at our candlelight dinner

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Sounds good
Don't tell tangiers though, he'll be heartbroken
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)

he will forget because of the memory loss and psychosis associated with long term ganja usage

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:24, Reply)

Forget what...?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)

It's not a case of being weak, it's a case of being too strong for too long. You wouldn't say anything to anyone wearing a cast.... etc etc

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)

I drink more often than I used to, but get pissed/binge far less

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)

Yeah, same here. Few pints in the evening usually.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:09, Reply)

I think it's the best way...
Tbh I don't have the energy for a hangover, not with a toddler who's up at 6:30
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)

^ this. Binge drinking is boring & for kids.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)

I never drink more than half a bottle of scotch or 2 bottles of wine a night
that's ok innit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Amateur.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)

I know
trying a health kick you see
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Bout 70 units a week

( Peej, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Excessive borderline. The 21units thing is rubbish.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Plus the chemicals in a lot of the cheap drink are worse for you than the alcohol itself
cf. Stella, might as well drink bog cleaner
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)

White Lightning cider wtf. Apple free.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:44, Reply)

Which chemicals are there in Stella?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:45, Reply)

I dont care what anyone says
I like Stella
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:47, Reply)

It's just 'lager', and I like 'lager'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)

I can understand having a preference for 'real ale' over lager, but Lokesy gets a bit tinfoil-hatted over some of these things
There are no evil nasty chemicals in Stella, unless you categorise alcohol in that way
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Maybe he just prefers 4% lagers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Would you rather have four pints of 4% or three pints of 5%?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:56, Reply)

4 of 4. With a nice top in.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)

^ this but without the top.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:58, Reply)

You fucking mincing queer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:05, Reply)

If I drink strong lager over an extended period i get abusive.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:06, Reply)

+ more

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:13, Reply)

given how much i piss, 3 of 5% would suffice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)

^^^this

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)

but im also always thirsty, i dont know what to do!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:01, Reply)

Might be early onset diabetes?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:03, Reply)

theres always hope!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:03, Reply)

BRUV!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:06, Reply)

fingers crossed! i may have had a 20 minute lecture on getting it checked last night....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Well you've just checked with the internet - job done!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)

\o/ I can rest easy now!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:12, Reply)

numb foot
tingling hands
constant raging camel-like thirst (and eyelashes)
constant pissing

if you don't want moar lectures, you'll do as you're told.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)

Oh....Hi.....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:15, Reply)

A good pint of Stella is a very good pint.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Not sure, but it sure smells and tastes chemical, like there's industrial detergent in it.
Probably cos it's made round London, the imported Belgian stuff doesn't have the nasty chemical aftertaste and is pretty good stuff as a result (but more expensive).
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Perhaps your local doesn't clean the beer lines out properly?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:53, Reply)

It has been known
but even the bottled stuff tastes a bit chemical to me.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:58, Reply)

So what you're saying here is
that you're making libellous remarks against a major manufacturer based on absolutely no evidence whatsoever other than "I don't like it."

Sound strategic move there, lokers.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:04, Reply)

About a bottle of wine. Usually two thereof shared with the doris. Punctuated by evenings off.
I also don't usually get shitfaced anymore.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)

That's none of your.... oh wait, it's exactly your buisness.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:42, Reply)

It depends TBH
This week has been 0 units but other weeks will be 3-4 bottle of beer a night or a bottle of red
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:44, Reply)

At my full pomp I was doing 140+ a week.
Now I am very respectable 50 ish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)

I was probably close to that during my "days"
Now I'm a boring old cunt, not so much
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Very little during the week
interferes with the early starts. Mainly Fri/Sat nights maybe a bottle of red and/or some beer & whisky.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Too much

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)

And now we know how your crippling debt developed.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Nah he probably shoplifted the booze.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Bout 2 bottles of wine on a weekend. Mybe with a small bottle of cider or something.
If im out though it's generally binge drinking spirits.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:55, Reply)

30-40 units probably
easy enough to work out when I was drinking wine - 1 bottle = 10 units-ish. Now I'm drinking more whisky than wine I have no clue.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:11, Reply)

mine is pretty tragic really
quite often I go weeks without drinking anything at all, and very seldom drink more than 2 nights a week anyway. i'd say on average 0-5, rising to about 10 at a push on occasions.

next weekend in Bristol may increase this month somewhat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 10:16, Reply)