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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So "Monty" is backSpeculate wildly as to what he's been up to
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:09,
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Offering gob jobs to gents on their way to work.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:11,
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beheading, debt repaying, drug taking, nazi saluting, lionel ritchie bust modelling, lesbian mum avoiding, psycho ex avoiding, rough sleeping etc etc(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:11,
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Worst Pepsi advert ever(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:12,
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i won a CD on long wave radio atlantic 252 for being able to chant that perfectlytragically i can still do it word for word, 20+ years later.
can i remember what i did this morning?
no.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:13,
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You farted the McDonalds 'I'm loving it' theme and went back to sleep.Hth
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:16,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:18,
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I once farted the 'we buy any car dot com' tune.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:18,
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pfffta bit of homoeroticism improved your post no end
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:38,
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Not posting would be the biggest improvement.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:48,
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to offer toothless blow jobs to people on their way to work(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:29,
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I actually know what he's been up to. You didn't think of me when you decided on this thread did you?
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Can you not get the message here and fuck off?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:12,
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He has been trying to infiltrateThe Ukrainian protest group FEMEN by growing his hair even longer and eating shit food to develop a man bust.
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He certainly was trying to infiltrate MEN on Clapham Common(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:27,
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He joined an outlandish Neo Samurai Nazi group who also dabble in estate.Long story short, he pissed in his own mouth.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:14,
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Dressing up as, along with already looking like Randy Hansen.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:14,
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finishing the Game of Thrones booksand sewing his Mance Rayder costume for GoTCon 2014
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:15,
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He was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn’t commit, this man promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.
Today, still wanted by the government, he survives as a soldier of fortune.
If you have a problem - If no one else can help - and if you can find him- maybe you can hire the MB-Team
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defeating his enemies one game of connect 4 at a time(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:24,
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I have some chocolate cake, chocolate with Daim innit and ginger snaps with creamanda penguin
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:24,
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Poor old Tina, she was just trying to be funny(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:26,
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Campaigning to change the name of the popular peanut, caramel and chocolate bar Snickers back to the far superior name Marathon.(
Peej, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:28,
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The green ones give me a headache(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:29,
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They are meant to apparently, they're made that way.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:31,
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green ones are always the best flavour of sweetalthough opal fruits used to be lemon, lime, strawberry and orange. then they brought in the blackcurrant interloper and merged the lemon and lime
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:37,
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All the yellow ones are piss flavour. True story.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:44,
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And not just menstrual, I hear they collect it from female circumcisions in bongo bongo land.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:47,
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Then they go back later to collect pus from infections due to poor medical care and lack of hygiene and this is used to jellify the product.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:51,
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Jelly babies are made from actual aborted foetuses, hence the name.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:55,
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you two are not sitting anywhere near one another in brizzle(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:59,
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Not sitting no, I'm going to make him carry me around in a rucksack.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:03,
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Good homonculous. It rubs the jism on it's tits or else it sucks the hose again.
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on second thoughts you two can just share a roomand i'll have the nice king size suite all to myself
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:07,
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i heard that by 7:20 it looked like someone had dunked a turd into wallpaper paste(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:42,
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One of the 18 people now on the the West's shit list over Ukraineis Leonid Slutsky. lol.
And a Vladislav Surkov. lol.
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You would cheer up the UN security council no end(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:40,
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I speculated wildly all over YD's back last night(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 14:42,
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I blame New MontyIt was loads better before he came back
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:01,
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I wish he'd never been cloned from the DNA of two mums(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:02,
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I blame whoever looked at a Hawkwind poster and said his name five times(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:07,
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while angril;y cry wanking and screaming the lords prayer(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:14,
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How do thick people become doctors? I'm confused.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:16,
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They fuck a turkey or something(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:16,
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There may be gobbling included too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:19,
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Okay, I think it's fair to say this GP ruse isn't fooling anyone anymore. So, what do you really do?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:16,
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And you call yourself a medical professional!(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:17,
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He might just have gone to University(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:19,
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Central University of North Tyneside(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:25,
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Is that where you learn not to trust the big man who looks like a fat Harry Potter?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:25,
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Too many naive young ones learned the hard way(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:28,
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You have to get up early in the morning to get the better of me. 10.30 at the earliest.
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You know what they say"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, Dozer is a prick."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:25,
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Someone start a new thread please(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:27,
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*D*U*N* AND DELETED IN FAVOUR OF NAKERS ONE(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 15:38,
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