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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Come on OT *claps*
Why is your Tuesday shit so far? Why is it good?
I've just paid some bills so I have more money for my Newcastle trip this weekend. Lovely.
Alt. IIO - Rapture on the radio. Used to love this song. What are you listening to?
Alt. Betty Rubble, Judy Jetson, Jessica Rabbit - Kill, fuck, marry.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:36, 171 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Why is your Tuesday shit so far? Why is it good?
I've just paid some bills so I have more money for my Newcastle trip this weekend. Lovely.
Alt. IIO - Rapture on the radio. Used to love this song. What are you listening to?
Alt. Betty Rubble, Judy Jetson, Jessica Rabbit - Kill, fuck, marry.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:36, 171 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Tuesday is good I have a paper and a decent coffee
Alt: a recording of your mum gargling spunk to the tune of "under da sea" from the little mermaid.
Altalt: they are cartoons jaisim they're not real
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:40, Reply)
Alt: a recording of your mum gargling spunk to the tune of "under da sea" from the little mermaid.
Altalt: they are cartoons jaisim they're not real
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:40, Reply)
Poor guy.
How's he going to cope when they both get knocked up at age 14.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
How's he going to cope when they both get knocked up at age 14.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
how's he going to cope when all their periods synchronise
and then his wife's menopause kicks in at the same time...
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
and then his wife's menopause kicks in at the same time...
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:43, Reply)
mine is average so far, not shit, not great
alt: i've never worked anywhere that allowed music in the office. but as a letting agent, i got to drive around lots with the radio on, which was great if there were no shitty clients to talk to.
alt: benedict cumberbatch, benedict cumberbatch, benedict cumberbatch.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:52, Reply)
alt: i've never worked anywhere that allowed music in the office. but as a letting agent, i got to drive around lots with the radio on, which was great if there were no shitty clients to talk to.
alt: benedict cumberbatch, benedict cumberbatch, benedict cumberbatch.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:52, Reply)
Round this way a batch is a bread roll, so his name just makes me thing of eggs benedict and cumberland sausage in a bun.
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Fine so far just busy. Doing time consuming jobs
I listen to radio 4 or 4 extra in the office just for a bit of background. Music distracts me
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)
I listen to radio 4 or 4 extra in the office just for a bit of background. Music distracts me
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)
What do they have on there?
We've got Kisstory on. It's full of songs from my youth...
Ahh. My youth
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:09, Reply)
We've got Kisstory on. It's full of songs from my youth...
Ahh. My youth
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:09, Reply)
People talking.
Currently listening to a programme about Vivian Stanshall which is great.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Currently listening to a programme about Vivian Stanshall which is great.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
I totally accepted a job offer yesterday, yay, i'm a new xbox better off every month.
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You don't need to buy one for each game.
HTH xx
Well done on the job front
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)
HTH xx
Well done on the job front
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)
It's neither shit nor good, it's just Tuesday.
Just had a new record delivered though, so that's pretty good.
Alt: This theimplicitorder.bandcamp.com/album/occult-histrionics
Altalt: Er... aren't they cartoons?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Just had a new record delivered though, so that's pretty good.
Alt: This theimplicitorder.bandcamp.com/album/occult-histrionics
Altalt: Er... aren't they cartoons?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)
I just got paid and, after cutting down on alcohol and MASSIVE DRUGS* for the past month, I can justify buying Sonisphere tickets today
Alt: The sound of unnecessary roadworks. Looks like they're reducing the central reservation by about a centimetre. Must be coming up to budget review time.
*Breathe-easy lemsips
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Alt: The sound of unnecessary roadworks. Looks like they're reducing the central reservation by about a centimetre. Must be coming up to budget review time.
*Breathe-easy lemsips
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
I'm looking at day tickets for the Sunday, wish I could do the entire weekend though
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I saw the day breakdown and there's at least a couple I want to see every day
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Aye, I'm the same
Decision came down to whether I want to see Iron Maiden more or the missus wants to see Metallica more. As I prefer Metallica, it wasn't too difficult a choice. Wish I was able to see Carcass, mind.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Decision came down to whether I want to see Iron Maiden more or the missus wants to see Metallica more. As I prefer Metallica, it wasn't too difficult a choice. Wish I was able to see Carcass, mind.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Yes, they're doing a 'by request' thing, so I'm assuming there'll be a vote going on somewhere
Hopefully not too many people vote for that terrible 'Whiskey In The Jar' cover they did
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
Hopefully not too many people vote for that terrible 'Whiskey In The Jar' cover they did
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
And also "Wake me up when September ends" as it speaks to my soul
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)
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Set I'd want would be something along the lines of (in no particular order)
Enter Sandman
Master Of Puppets
Battery
Sanitarium
Cyanide
King Nothing
Creeping Death
Nothing Else Matters
One
Fuel
So What?
Seek and Destroy
etc
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Enter Sandman
Master Of Puppets
Battery
Sanitarium
Cyanide
King Nothing
Creeping Death
Nothing Else Matters
One
Fuel
So What?
Seek and Destroy
etc
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
There is, look
Battery
Sanitarium
Cyanide
King Nothing
Creeping Death
Nothing Else Matters
One
Fuel
So What?
Seek and Destroy
etc
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Battery
Sanitarium
Cyanide
King Nothing
Creeping Death
Nothing Else Matters
One
Fuel
So What?
Seek and Destroy
etc
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:29, Reply)
I'm still thinking I might go for the weekend. I could sleep in the back of my car and be all toasty warm.
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I'm planning to blot out camping woes with excessive amounts of dark rum
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)
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Busy as fuck today, for some reason
£310 car tax paid out, MOT done for Mrs Cow's car
Alt:
Nowt as yet. Watching Hannibal on the metro in this morning
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
£310 car tax paid out, MOT done for Mrs Cow's car
Alt:
Nowt as yet. Watching Hannibal on the metro in this morning
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Day before payday, that's pretty shit.
Alt: The woman in charge of dispatch complaining, she's a 40 a day smoker with about 3 teeth left, yet insists on talking to you from about a foot away, not much fun if you're at your desk, as she'll pin you in.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Alt: The woman in charge of dispatch complaining, she's a 40 a day smoker with about 3 teeth left, yet insists on talking to you from about a foot away, not much fun if you're at your desk, as she'll pin you in.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:12, Reply)
We had an account manager who had no sense of personal space
You'd frequently be almost a 3rd tit, she'd get that close
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
You'd frequently be almost a 3rd tit, she'd get that close
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
No chance
Imagine this woman with no teeth, that's not far off how she looks
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Imagine this woman with no teeth, that's not far off how she looks
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Changed that before you'd even responded, you terrible nazi fucker.
Morning Al, you alright?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
Morning Al, you alright?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:19, Reply)
It's his age, and your dress size, you two have more in common than you realise!
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)
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that's just the semen you left on the chair in bodeans
it's like fucking superglue
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
it's like fucking superglue
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Morning mate
Fancy managing a midlands-based football club with a proud history, fans who won't shut up about the same and a chairman who wants total control over transfer policy?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Fancy managing a midlands-based football club with a proud history, fans who won't shut up about the same and a chairman who wants total control over transfer policy?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I can't tell you how happy I am
that I don't have to utter the words "I support a football club managed by Neil Warnock"
Although he almost certainly would have been more successful than whoever we do get
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
that I don't have to utter the words "I support a football club managed by Neil Warnock"
Although he almost certainly would have been more successful than whoever we do get
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Liverpool are scoring for fun
We aren't at all and Borini can't play but Dossena can
1-0 Sunderland
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)
We aren't at all and Borini can't play but Dossena can
1-0 Sunderland
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Shall have to see, really
Don't hate you anymore, but disliked you for a while, when you were almost a bogey team.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Don't hate you anymore, but disliked you for a while, when you were almost a bogey team.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
I actually saw the Sunderland team getting off their coach at a hotel on Friday night
I assume they were so horrified by my face that it put them off their game the next day.
Sorry mate
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
I assume they were so horrified by my face that it put them off their game the next day.
Sorry mate
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Tbh, the game I'm more concerned about is the Manc derby tonight
If City win, then United lose - Good, but means that City overtake us on points.
If United win, then City lose - Better, but it means that the braying Mancs I work with won't shut the fuck up.
If they draw - Best.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
If City win, then United lose - Good, but means that City overtake us on points.
If United win, then City lose - Better, but it means that the braying Mancs I work with won't shut the fuck up.
If they draw - Best.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:28, Reply)
I tend to use it as an overall term
People from Manchester - Manc
People that support Manchester United - Manc
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)
People from Manchester - Manc
People that support Manchester United - Manc
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)
But it's a well-documented fact that the two groups are mutually exclusive
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:41, Reply)
True
There's only one guy I work with who is actually from Manchester, and (shock!) he's a City fan.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
There's only one guy I work with who is actually from Manchester, and (shock!) he's a City fan.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
A completely proportionate response
I still reckon it's between West Brom and Palace for the third slot
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)
I still reckon it's between West Brom and Palace for the third slot
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Fulham have been relegated since about September
Cardiff have been relegated since their chairman decided to play Championship Manager with his toy
Palace over West Brom because they're not even trying to play football, and neither team knows where the goal is
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Cardiff have been relegated since their chairman decided to play Championship Manager with his toy
Palace over West Brom because they're not even trying to play football, and neither team knows where the goal is
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
I thought Derby would be happy with their manager right about now?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:21, Reply)
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SHIT THE FUCK OFF
Go blow a roof. Or a goat.
#bitterasfuck
#nevergettingoverSaturday
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Go blow a roof. Or a goat.
#bitterasfuck
#nevergettingoverSaturday
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Alright benders
Just met my boss' new boss for the first time. He complimented me on my dress code. Now I know how Dozer feels, except better-looking and not a cunt.
Alt: Nothing right now, but in general BlakOPz' new album and the sound of decrying laughter from many bastards.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Just met my boss' new boss for the first time. He complimented me on my dress code. Now I know how Dozer feels, except better-looking and not a cunt.
Alt: Nothing right now, but in general BlakOPz' new album and the sound of decrying laughter from many bastards.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:15, Reply)
i've had a headache for about a week, darthy
i think it might be brain cancer :(
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)
i think it might be brain cancer :(
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Hmm
There are other symptoms. Do you feel like you're going to fall forwards every time you stand up?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
There are other symptoms. Do you feel like you're going to fall forwards every time you stand up?
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:26, Reply)
no, but drinking loads of water hasn't made any difference either
definitely head cancer :(
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
definitely head cancer :(
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
I was told I make an effort with my work dress the other day.
It felt reet good cos I just throw anything on really.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)
It felt reet good cos I just throw anything on really.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:20, Reply)
I got excited over a pair of shoes yesterday
I imagine this is how you must feel all the time.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
I imagine this is how you must feel all the time.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:22, Reply)
They were dark green DM boots.
I used to own a pair as a child but couldn't wear them much because school wouldn't let me and then I outgrew them.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)
I used to own a pair as a child but couldn't wear them much because school wouldn't let me and then I outgrew them.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:33, Reply)
Blimey your school must have been posh
I thought mine was but every other fucker there, myself included, wore DMs.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)
I thought mine was but every other fucker there, myself included, wore DMs.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Oh that does make more sense
Are you not mildly concerned that green DMs are only a step away from red DMs, a bomber jacket and a hairless head... oh.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Are you not mildly concerned that green DMs are only a step away from red DMs, a bomber jacket and a hairless head... oh.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Yep, saw a guy unashamedly rocking the "I hit Pakis" look the other day
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:03, Reply)
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Silly Tangles
Monty isn't real, he's just a story made up to scare young internetters
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Monty isn't real, he's just a story made up to scare young internetters
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)
I'm not one for shoes.
I get excited over new fabric conditioner.
Take from that what you will.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)
I get excited over new fabric conditioner.
Take from that what you will.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Natural style etc etc
I don't know about you but I only have work clothes and casual clothes and nothing in between. And although the dress code here is pretty lax I'd rather dress smart so that said clothes get an airing at all
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)
I don't know about you but I only have work clothes and casual clothes and nothing in between. And although the dress code here is pretty lax I'd rather dress smart so that said clothes get an airing at all
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Oh Darth, It's like looking in a mirror.
Except you're not fat, bald or gay.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Except you're not fat, bald or gay.
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
AltAlt:
Kill Jessica Rabbit, evil high-maintenance lounge-crooning bestiality favourer
Tossoff up between the other two
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Kill Jessica Rabbit, evil high-maintenance lounge-crooning bestiality favourer
Toss
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Hold on, Judy was the daughter in the Jetsons, you terrible nonce
( , Tue 25 Mar 2014, 11:45, Reply)
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