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Oh man the bad news just keeps on coming
On the plus side its only Pierre so does anyone really care.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
On the plus side its only Pierre so does anyone really care.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Ah, not open on Fridays
www.somerset.gov.uk/libraries-and-heritage/museums/somerset-brick-and-tile-museum/
Sorry to get your hopes up.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
www.somerset.gov.uk/libraries-and-heritage/museums/somerset-brick-and-tile-museum/
Sorry to get your hopes up.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Why is it that whenever I need a wee in a public convenience, somebody does for a forest first?
I was just about to get up and some old guy went in. I can't be sure, obviously, buthe took ages and when he came out he looked knackered. Imma give it a minute
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)
I was just about to get up and some old guy went in. I can't be sure, obviously, buthe took ages and when he came out he looked knackered. Imma give it a minute
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:40, Reply)
Some of their excellent cold meats and very good value vegetables and fruit please.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)
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I ate too much cake last night. And then I didn't get any sleep so I feel rotten today.
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What is the fucking point in them, they just leach off you for years
and then they leave and keep leaching off you.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
and then they leave and keep leaching off you.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:53, Reply)
She's not even a metre high
she can't even reach the top of the freezer.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)
she can't even reach the top of the freezer.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Put the cans lower down then
Sheesh, do I have to think of EVERYTHING?
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Sheesh, do I have to think of EVERYTHING?
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Me too.
I intend to leech some money off them when I move house. Hey, it's not my fault, I didn't task ask to be born!
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
I intend to leech some money off them when I move house. Hey, it's not my fault, I didn't task ask to be born!
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)
I find it very hard to resist eating all the pizza, so I very rarely have this.
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Bastard colleague has abandoned me to go buy a PS4
We were meant to be going to the chippy for lunch, and he's let me down.
Boo.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)
We were meant to be going to the chippy for lunch, and he's let me down.
Boo.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:24, Reply)
bit shit that the 2% stamp duty on 250 to 300k didn't happen innit
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I see.
Can you not just rent it out again or is it unlikely to hit 300k?
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Can you not just rent it out again or is it unlikely to hit 300k?
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)
I want the equity by Feb/Mar next year so dont want to get a new tenant in
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)
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Didn't want the fuck on of new tenants TBH
Sell it then keep the cash
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Sell it then keep the cash
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:47, Reply)
so you'll opt out of capital appreciation plus rental yield just for less hassle?
Seems legit.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Seems legit.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Its at the top of its value.
If I can sell now and my tenants are moving out I can get rent on a property I dont even own any more
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:52, Reply)
If I can sell now and my tenants are moving out I can get rent on a property I dont even own any more
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:52, Reply)
also yeah
Wait for the ISA limit to go up to 15k in July, bang 15k of the equity in a stocks & shares ISA and the balance in the same funds via an OEIC.
Keep until Feb/March, job done, in the correct funds you'd be looking at minimum 10% growth in a year, even with 5% over the 9 months or so you''ve pissed all over inflation.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:58, Reply)
Wait for the ISA limit to go up to 15k in July, bang 15k of the equity in a stocks & shares ISA and the balance in the same funds via an OEIC.
Keep until Feb/March, job done, in the correct funds you'd be looking at minimum 10% growth in a year, even with 5% over the 9 months or so you''ve pissed all over inflation.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:58, Reply)
That I might well do
I'll drop you a gaz should we sell for some ideas
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:59, Reply)
I'll drop you a gaz should we sell for some ideas
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:59, Reply)
the value of an investment, and any income from it, can go down as well as up and you may not get back the amount invested
Past performance is not a guide to future performance.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:01, Reply)
Past performance is not a guide to future performance.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:01, Reply)
pay in as much as you can so that you max out the tax relief
And as a rough rule of thumb your contribution as a percentage of your income should be half your age.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:08, Reply)
And as a rough rule of thumb your contribution as a percentage of your income should be half your age.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Really?
Fuck, that means I'm woefully underfunding my pension pot.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:20, Reply)
Fuck, that means I'm woefully underfunding my pension pot.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:20, Reply)
I'm in my lounge.
Or living room, if you're common. About to LUNCH. Or dinner, if you're common.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Or living room, if you're common. About to LUNCH. Or dinner, if you're common.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:08, Reply)
I have to go to a meeting in Newcastle next month.
That will be fun I have no doubt
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:18, Reply)
That will be fun I have no doubt
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:18, Reply)
im still not meeting you tomorrow, yeah?
Haha! Imma be on a proper crawl starting in The Gate and ending at Digital.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Haha! Imma be on a proper crawl starting in The Gate and ending at Digital.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:43, Reply)
I've crossed out the word 'at' and replaced it with 'with several', then I've crossed out the last part of the word 'digital' and replaced it with an 's' and some other words
Perfectly clear
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:02, Reply)
Perfectly clear
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:02, Reply)
FFS jaysum
...starting in The Gate and ending with several Digits up my bum
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:08, Reply)
...starting in The Gate and ending with several Digits up my bum
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:08, Reply)
May well do mate,
it seems to be near (ish) Metro central (not that that means anything to me)
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:58, Reply)
it seems to be near (ish) Metro central (not that that means anything to me)
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:58, Reply)
There's a rather good bar there called The Centurion
Really cool Victorian tiles. It used to be the first class lounge at the station but was boarded up for years and forgotten about
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:03, Reply)
Really cool Victorian tiles. It used to be the first class lounge at the station but was boarded up for years and forgotten about
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:03, Reply)
interesting
I have to say I have no idea where I am going in Newcastle,
been years since I was last there, and even then the inlaws drove us in.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:08, Reply)
I have to say I have no idea where I am going in Newcastle,
been years since I was last there, and even then the inlaws drove us in.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:08, Reply)
so we're on our way to heathrow, to pick up a hire car
my friend thought I'd booked it and I thought she'd booked it, so here we all are, toddling off to heathrow, and no car is waiting for us....
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:19, Reply)
my friend thought I'd booked it and I thought she'd booked it, so here we all are, toddling off to heathrow, and no car is waiting for us....
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:19, Reply)
I know, imagine being cool enough to have a big gang of friends to go away with
you probably can't
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:23, Reply)
you probably can't
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:23, Reply)
im logged in on my mobile and stupid property chat has fucked up the screen
There should be a proper app
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:44, Reply)
There should be a proper app
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:44, Reply)
I'll have my parents house then. or at least the money
I could go council or I could die.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:51, Reply)
I could go council or I could die.
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Your parents will have sold the house and gone on a round the world bucket list by then
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:01, Reply)
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:01, Reply)
nah Dads already said its mine.
Im the last in my family. What a legacy im leaving behind!
*cue rory*
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Im the last in my family. What a legacy im leaving behind!
*cue rory*
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Thats the point... lulling you in to a false sense of security
then WHAMOO no inheritance, house has been on lease back and they have spunked all the money on drugs and wrinkly swinging
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:09, Reply)
then WHAMOO no inheritance, house has been on lease back and they have spunked all the money on drugs and wrinkly swinging
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:09, Reply)
As a northerner his father will be genetically predisposed to dislike "the gays"
( , Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:16, Reply)
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