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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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scrofulous is a great insult and a word that you don't hear often enough these dayswhich great words are underused and should we fight to bring back into the everyday man's speech?
alt: which word/s do you love, and which word/s make you cringe?
altalt: fine, go on then. LUNCH?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:11,
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quaffable is from the same stable as forsooth verily dear sire you are an officer and agentleman I do declare!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:22,
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I can't stand it when people say 'Bounder' or 'Cad', it doesn't make me think of victorians in suits trading jests.It makes me think of uppity student pricks. Same for people who geniunly think someone's height is an insult [as in, in jest or for seriousness], being short/tall/whatever really means nothing.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:15,
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It's Stature that matters, you could be 8 ft tall and still be tiny.Tyrion and Hodor, for example.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:22,
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..... Hodor? (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:26,
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We have a laugh here, don't we?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:17,
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shit piss cock mother fucker elephant orangutang !!!!!!!!!!1111(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:22,
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Best of all the Spice Girls.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:23,
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"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends"I can't see that possibly ever going wrong.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:25,
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I would be shocked to find out that they didn't write their own material.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:43,
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Similar is people saying something like "well done, sir!".Happens on here a lot.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:18,
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I hate pricks like that.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:22,
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Rather!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:26,
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Oh I say, fine example old boy jimmy bean !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:23,
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You sir, are a cad an a bounderrather than a scholar and a gentleman.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:33,
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I'm trying to bring back "Rather!" as a form of agreement.Particularly whenever talking to the chippy-about-being-working-class prick at work.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:15,
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Oh, nice.Also, "pip pip!". Try using a word of latin or greek extraction, pausing and then say "oh, sorry old chap, that means '...'"
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:17,
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Oh YES! I shall be doing that!"I shall be back post-haste! I mean - sorry - quickly ... "
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:18,
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Has everyone seen this?youtu.be/am2-fVIkf8I
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:15,
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Wow.... I'm not sure who's parodying who here.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:17,
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Watch out for those muslamic penguins(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:23,
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i like how they ask you to "vote with your heart"because if you stopped to think about it, you'd realise what a massive pile of shit they are pushing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:27,
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You say that, but I bet you're still whistling the tune(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:28,
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All things white and beautiful(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:29,
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Hahahahaha(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:38,
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Insulting comments like that aren't helping the argument. I'm leaning towards voting BNP now just to upset you.(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:31, Reply)
you should do it would be a good way of wasting your vote
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:34,
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You made me argue _FOR_ UKIP =((
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:45,
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They're just nicking all the BNP's cool taglines and shit, now.Griffin had a bloo bloo about it, the big, girly, bonk-eyed racist.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:47,
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Bonk-eyed is a fucking brilliant insult(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:49,
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If you had to choose between the Republicans or UKIP, who'd you pick?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:56,
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You're asking me to choose from a huge party representing a wide variety of political outlooksfrom relatively moderate to outright cluck-cluck-gibber-gibber and a bunch of ex-Tory xenophobes?
Probably the Republicans.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:02,
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No NHS though(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:10,
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That's superb.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:22,
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I dislike the words 'gusset' and 'discharge'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:19,
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I find this quite interesting, because I'm really fucking boring.What is it about discharge? Most of the time people don't like the imagery the word's meaning evokes. Something like discharge would presumably be about the words associated with it. Nothing pleasant about that word preceded by "vaginal" or "weeping". Or "explosive", come to that.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:23,
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It's probably from that time I saw a gusset drenched in discharge(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:26,
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GuntA superb word of modern times. Very emotive.
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I like thicket as an insult too - "you fucking thicket". Mrs Cow cannot abide the word "cunt"
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Noodles with chicken
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:21,
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Seems an odd choice for an insult(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:26,
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Dunno where it came from TBHSpong is also used as a generic insult term in Chez Cow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:28,
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I was disappointed that, having been told on here "You couldn't be funny if you got gang-raped by clowns"that it was a Frankie Boyle-ism.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:25,
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Everybody back and forth, from side to side(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:27,
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I was thinking Lighty before shaving his head(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:31,
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I particularly like 'clusterfuck'.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:31,
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I don't think it takes a lot of teaching to get clusterfucked(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:38,
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Just good bracing and lubricant(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:39,
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Jigaboo is pretty offensive.Dunno why like because it's ancient.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:34,
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A few people recently have said 'ping it over' referring to the action of sending an email That make me cringe
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:35,
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Any kind of bullshit bingo words get my RAGE on"Lets PRODUCTISE this"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:36,
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You need to think outside the box(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:42,
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INORITEOur CTO keeps saying it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:39,
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His is rather impressive, it must be said(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:46,
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We had someone apply for a job as a 'van driver', bearing in mind this isn't a particularly skilled or high powered position he asked"What are we looking at in terms of remuneration?" Minimum wage pal, now fuck off.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:40,
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Was it the Co-op who advertised for an 'Ambient Replenishment Assistant' or something?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:44,
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When those northerners at work say "I'll bob on down" it fills me with loathing.I expect Swipe says it all the time what with her being all northern and ghastly. "I'll just bob down' shops froggles. you want owt?"
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Peej, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:37,
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I'm not allowed to comment on her accent as I got in trouble for mimicking her too much.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:38,
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I can't.As in, I can't imagine you talking sexy. I can imagine you trying to, and the thought it hilarious.
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i'm not marriedergo i still get to have lots of red hot sex
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:52,
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Bit harsh for Frog to find out this way(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:57,
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It's fine, I'm allowed to watch and bring refreshments.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:58,
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I can imagine you with a little zip lock bag with two peanut butter rolls and a satsuma.(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:00, Reply)
it's the other way round, and he's just got his flies undone(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:56,
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'Tonight Froggie, I'll be the pizza and you can put the topping on'(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:09,
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My boyfriend repeats things I say funny all the time too :(especially things with oo in them. :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:45,
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Book and cook to rhyme with boot?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:49,
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only if you're from oldhami had a maths teacher who would say "take a loooook in the boooook"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:50,
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It amazes me how so many adults from your end of the country think it's acceptable to pronounce 'little' as 'lickle'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:51,
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coventry is, of course, renowned for its musical accent(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:52,
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I'd say it isn't renowned at all for anythingI'd defy anyone here to even recognise one.
Also, b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2267375
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:56,
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noit's because you did it really really really badly
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:46,
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You sound, walk and have eyebrows like Liam Gallagher (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:50,
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This belongs on the popular page. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:57,
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it's fucking offensive in its inaccuracy, is what it ismy eyebrows are perfectly arched, courtesy of the lovely salon near my office
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:10,
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I met some of the woman's Scouse family the other week.Fucking hell.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:45,
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They're so upside up there, it's 'pop', not 'bob'.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:46,
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I love using the word bilious to explain a hangover.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:36,
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It's too small to have a definite hanging side, but left if anything.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:55,
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Still not getting any, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:50,
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I don't like it when a woman refers to her minge as her cunt during sex, as in 'lick my cunt'. As I interpret it as 'lick my Al'.Which puts me right off my stroke.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:52,
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not really likely to be an issue for you, is it?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:53,
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I think he means when he's watching pornographic videos(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:54,
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I can't see Zammo being poplar in the adult film industry(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:56,
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'Mrs McClusky's gaping anal' part 2. Where she gets tag teamed by Roland and Gripper.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:58,
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Take down your trousers, close your eyes and recite the alphabet backwards.Let me know if u feel anything
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:14,
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I've got a patch of dry skin on one of my shins and it's a bit itchyShall I gaz you a picture?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:15,
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Hmm, what do you reckon then?Should I apply Manuka honey or burdock root?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:23,
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pack then wound with urine soaked moss and say the healing incantation(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:25,
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It's never failed me before(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:26,
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I LIKE THE WORD ROTUND, TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE FAT.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:58,
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As in 'Swipe is a rotund mess'. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 12:59,
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you must have been exhausted after all that digging(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 13:30,
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