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I want to learn some new recipes. Suggestions please.
Alt: have you ever made lime & chilli chicken?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:35,
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do that thing with a bird inside another bird inside a third bird
alt: no. it sounds disgusting. fruity lime and spicy chilli and sweet honey... over meat? you fucking tongue wrong
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:36,
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I've made lemon and chilli chicken with honey before
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:37,
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this doesn't sound like a ringing endorsement... not like "i can't live without it and make it every week"!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:44,
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No, its nice
Think of the chinese hot, sweet, sour, salt balance thingumee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:46,
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I think I've seen that film
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:39,
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haha
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:40,
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YM is in it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:44,
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turdburglar or something
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:51,
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You could try boiling your own head.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:36,
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haha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:37,
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^ upset
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:37,
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Deep fry yourself coated in a mixture of egg flour and water, 'Battered'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:39,
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Hey Battered, if God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he invent peppercorn sauce?
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:37,
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tggi^
I love peppercorn sauce
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:38,
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Green & pink peppercorn sauce is the best. Particularly if you put some brandy in it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:43,
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Why not try some vegetarian dishes?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:38,
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Because I like meat. Lots and lots of lovely meat.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:39,
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Give some good examples then
I love mashed sweet potato with fried onions, an egg, cbeese and peas shoved into a dish and baked
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:40,
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What the fuck is that?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:40,
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Fuck knows but it tastes really nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:40,
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Honestly, try it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:44,
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northern food
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:42,
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I saw celebrity "chef" Rusty Lee make it once on TV
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:43,
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whats the north eastern fried chicken thing?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:46,
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That's Middlesbrough
A parmo. I've never had one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:47,
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What the fuck is that? You may have out-northerned me.
Is it a pavement pizza?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:47,
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Nowt Northern about it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:47,
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The good thing about eating meat
is that I don't have to try vegetarian dishes.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:42,
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Because, using the vegetarians on here as a study sample, removing meat from your diet turns you into a prick.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:43,
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^tggi
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:43,
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I'll have you know I was already a prick before I became a vegetarian
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:47,
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Well I'm not taking any fucking chances mate.
Bacon FTW.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:48,
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Yup, there are certainly no pricks among the bacon eaters here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:01,
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Good. We're agreed then.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:07,
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I used to cook loads of stuff in foil parcels in the oven
Salmon with lime zest and chilli, white wine and some butter.
Chicken with mushrooms, garlic and butter.
I made some lovely herb bread with calf 1 at the weekend. It were reet NOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:38,
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I need to replace the paddle in my breadmaker.
#firstworldproblem.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:39,
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Just make it by hand
Its better that way
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:40,
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Maybe, but you can't do that overnight while you sleep
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:40,
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I like the process of making bread
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:41,
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bread YM bark like a dog
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:07,
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The Hollywood says you can't over knead the bread by hand
Though I suspect he really meant "you would have to be a proper fucking spastic to over knead the bread by hand".
I ought to try it some time.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:47,
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lazy^
knead by hand you poof
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:42,
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Make katsu curry, looks great, tastes great is really easy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:40,
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Good idea.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:42,
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deffo buy some panko breadcrumbs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:43,
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Yer.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:44,
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Hot dog crust stuffed pizzas from Iceland.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:44,
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where have you been Dr?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:45,
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Disneystate in the usa. Fucking awful.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:52,
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You need to speak to Gonz. He's the Hesting Bloomingfuck of /OT
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:45,
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Spanakopita is nice and can go well with some BBQ feesh
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:46,
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Sounds like an infection that a cat would get though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:47,
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hmmmmmm cat AIDs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:47,
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Greek spinach pie innit? Tourettes cooks greek food well, I'll ask her for a recipe.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:48,
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chicken kiev in a roll and a capri sun
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:47,
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I always wanted a Ford Capri
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:47,
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3.0s in silver or a 2.8i Tickford in black FTW.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:48,
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Laser!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:56,
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Gay. Only available with 1.6 engine.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:58,
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The Laser came with the 2.0 pinto, too.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:02,
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Only the later ones & the gear ratios weren't right for that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:04,
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i always wanted a opel manta
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:48,
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I liked the Opel Monza.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:51,
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the only old cars id really like would be a volvo amazon or vw fastback
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:53,
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Lotus Cortina.
Metro 6R4.
Hillman Imp.
RS200.
MkII Granada.
Rover SD1.
Triumph Herald vitesse.
911 turbo (993 version).
I could go on.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:56,
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So I will...
5.3 litre XJS.
Sierra Cosworth.
BMW 635csi.
Lancia Thema.
MG Montego.
Mk4 Escort XR3i.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:01,
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6 series BMWs are fucking lovely
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:02,
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Are these all just prick boy racer cars from the 80s?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:02,
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Nope. The Lancia in particular was superb & the BMW is a classic.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:03,
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there is a v12 XJS for £1200 in the classifieds
looks in good nick
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:04,
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I've seen a few around - £4k will get you a mint one.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:05,
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mk1. I don't like the facelift.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:06,
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I concur.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:09,
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those buttress only exist because they had to change the rear window to be smaller and cheaper and didn't bother to chage the overall design
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:10,
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he has 2 babies
he isn't getting anything more exciting than a volvo until they hit 17 and start nagging him to buy them one.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:06,
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Aston Martin V8 Vantage
Rover SD1
Ford Capri
Toyota Celica mk1
Toyota Celica Supra
Porsche 944 Turbo
Renault Alpine GTA
BMW E28
Alfa Romeo GT2000 Bertone
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:04,
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Good shout on the Alpine.
Family friend had a 944 turbo when I was a kid. First time I ever travelled 100mph as a passenger was in that. I was about 12.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:06,
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First time I did 100 I was a passenger in a 1.6 mk3 escort :(
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:15,
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First time i did on a motorbike was on pillion, no lid and only a t-shirt & jeans.
On the back of a Gamma 500. Lunacy.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:16,
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one can only assume from your current posts and appearance that you hit something pretty hard
headfirst
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:24,
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good call on the alfa, lovely little thing
Fiat 1500
www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C484677
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:06,
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635i is a great choice
I love those shark nosed beemers
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:04,
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A pristine one is > £20k.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:06,
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Lancia Delta Intergrale
Ferrari 280 gto
Original 911 and 2.7 Carrrera
Capri
Mark 1 Gold GTI
etc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:03,
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Never really liked the mk1 GTI as I do the mk2.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:18,
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no
no unreliable old cars. i went past some shitty old box that had gone up in flames on the motorway the other day (and it took fucking hours to get past the incident). the owner looked properly forlorn.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:59,
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The boss has spoken.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:00,
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classic cars are beautiful, if they have been well-maintained and are reliable
but beaten-up 80's and 90's boxes that look ugly and break down all the time? yeuch.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:06,
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You know my stance on cars.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:03,
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Is it:
Post a tedious list of names and numbers in a subthread on an internet messageboard?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:05,
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I did consider deleting it but I might just go for a beer instead
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:07,
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Ah go on
Imagine the fury!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:10,
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Mum had one it was AWESOME
it had a digital speedo and everything
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:57,
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They're pretty popular on one of the other forums I'm on.
There's a gorgeous metallic blue one being restored.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:00,
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ours was white
this is the correct colour
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:11,
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Don't like white.
Shows the rust.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:12,
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You guys should get one, then.
No time like the present.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:51,
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im not bothered about having the car ive got to be honest
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:52,
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Then get rid of it and get a car for fun!
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:56,
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I think I'd better stick with my Volvo. Rather safer for micro and more reliable.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:53,
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You could afford a weekend car, chief.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:56,
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Priorities innit. Need to buy a house next year.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:58,
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Yeah, I suppose. Get a double garage!
I only justified mine as I don't have another car to run.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:01,
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If I hadn't spent so much on fucking legal fees (the firm in your building - guess who recommended them)
I could have bought an old 635.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:02,
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You should've thought of that before you were such a shit husband
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:06,
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lol.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:07,
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were such a shit husband got married in the first place
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:08,
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is it more or less than your father in law spent on the wedding?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:11,
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A lot less. Thankfully.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:13,
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well think how he feels then!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:14,
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HAHAHAHAHHA. Genuine lol.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:14,
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tggi^
Orange or blackcurrant though?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:48,
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orange, but it might be too orangey for you, crow
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:49,
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Isn't your bird orange?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:53,
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*sigh*
yes, she is orange all over, she has a thick orange pelt and a fucking ginger muff okay???
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:55,
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pffft
pelt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:02,
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*shakes fist ineffectually*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:53,
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your shaking fist is certainly doing.......
....something
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:54,
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mnnnng....keep......going
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:55,
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NO U
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:55,
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.....and I'm spent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:55,
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CAW!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 15:56,
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Thats what I said!
No, wait..
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:00,
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Bread, warmed to the point of crispiness under the grill for a while, makes an ideal substitute for toast.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:02,
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ORLY?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:02,
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Warmed bread?
Fucksake Vag, what lunacy is this?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:06,
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What a cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:07,
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Just because you get no replies on Top Tips doesn't mean you can rehash them here.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:11,
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Christ, you're even more foodwrong than swipe
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:13,
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I wondered how this thread had gained momentum, other than it being about food.
Car chat.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:11,
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Everybody aside from swipe and tangles loves a bit of car chat.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:13,
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i know i do!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:16,
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i love cars
but not shitty old wrecks that would be better off as baked bean cans and not clogging up the roads when they inevitably break down
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:25,
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Is it too late to add to the list?
Jensen Interceptor
Ferrari F40
and slightly more realistically, Rover P5 Coupe.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:18,
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Yes, please delete this.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:19,
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I am determined to own an F40 one day. Even if I then sell it the following day. WANT WANT WANT.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:22,
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I saw one parked on a residential street in Chiswick
I almost crashed my car turning to look and then stopping madly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:25,
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£300k.....:(
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:29,
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Aston V8 Vantage, a relative snip at 36 grand!
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:38,
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and me
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:20,
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Stuck with the birds and the poofs
Story of my bleedin' life
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:22,
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Yes. Who's the only straight, male vegetarian, here?
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:24,
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You wish!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:29,
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learn to make a parmo, it comes from Middlesborogh
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:13,
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I quite fancy one
Breaded chicken breast with a cheese sauce doesnt sound too bad
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:14,
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nomnomnom
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:22,
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* boke *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:29,
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parmo's are quite nice, though Im adverse to most things cooked in breadcrumbs
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:21,
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yeah but you're such mouth wrong you let men shit in yours
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:26,
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OfficeGuffaw
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:27,
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this^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:30,
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Keep your sick delusions to yourself please.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:28,
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Payday today.
Though I'm supposed to be booze free, so I might not get any cans ;_;
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:26,
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"supposed to be"
*whip crack noise*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:26,
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Calm down Doris
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:29,
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this^
GET SOME FUCKING BEER IN
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:32,
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I am choosing to interpret it as being kept from falling to temptation.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:33,
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thumb print forehead^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:36,
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Haha no, it's my own idea
I'm actually getting some heavy-ish hints being dropped that she wouldn't be entirely averse to a can, should I climb off my wagon.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:37,
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i loved a bird that can drink a pint can of cheap lager
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:40,
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Hah, well not a can of cheap lager
but she's as happy with a pint of bitter as she is a glass of wine.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:42,
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Double payday for THIS cow
Got all my rent from the tenants this morning
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:30,
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you must have some amazeballs friendly legal types
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:35,
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I believe I do, yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:36,
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:)
the gay dog can have celebratory steak!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:37,
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Fuck that shit
He'd probably choke again and I'd end up bagpiping him again
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:37,
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trombining
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:41,
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Does that mean you get to have an eight pack of payday cans?
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:39,
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Actually it means I'm off for a run tonight
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:41,
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I'm humping fucking great boxes of books up to the woman's flat.
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:44,
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Fuck that shit
Takeaway time apparently
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:44,
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have you heard of 'beercan chicken'?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:32,
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is that the same as cola ham?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:33,
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Can up chickens arse
Stood up on a BBQ
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:33,
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Sounds like a friend of mine after a few drinks.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:40,
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"friend"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:41,
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No deliveries...
You know the drill.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:52,
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jamaican chicken wrapped in cure pork products?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:33,
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Alaska
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:34,
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no, she went of her own accord
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:36,
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I want baked alaska now, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:36,
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or do I mean arctic roll
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:37,
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Also good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:37,
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i'm hungry
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:39,
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Me too
Not eaten enough food today
Some crappy cereal and some el cheapo noodles does not a cow fill
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:40,
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A good plan
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:37,
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Yer. Tried it once. Meh.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:44,
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I'm no cook, but chicken stuffed with sun dried tomatoes and wrapped in ham or bacon is nice
why does everyone think that Bob Hoskins will read all of the internet, including their fb updates now he's dead?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:36,
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Nowt else to do?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:36,
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i guess
perhaps that's what heaven is, a bunch of people sat about reading other peoples' fb updates. I guess if you're beyond life you're also beyond privacy settings, so even the ones who told him to RIP on their private newsfeed could be read
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:38,
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So there was no heaven before facebook? Or has it upgraded?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:39,
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before they did other things
like crochet or something. I think I did more crochet pre facebook anyway. I'm not dead yet, thouogh
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:41,
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it would be the first thing you did
well, after haunting the shit out of anyone you hated whilst alive
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:36,
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i suppose it's like when you count
the number of birthday messages you get, rather than actually reading them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:38,
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you'd make a great haunted pleather jacket
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:39,
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Haha awesome
"woooo my pockets smell of stale rolling baccy and I'm unsuccessful with women wooooooo I don't pay for pizza wooooooo"
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Kroney, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:41,
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'I shall jam my zip at inappropriate times
...and catch on doorways when you're trying to look cool'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:42,
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oh god no, i only ever wanted that fat twat to fuck off, and now he has done
there are people i'd much rather haunt. i think i'd start with davina mccall. woooooo, you're shit and untalented.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:44,
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Wasn't she a smackhead as well?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:46,
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Yep
I think she sucked on the Clapton cock too
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:46,
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it's much easier to just not watch her on telly
than bother hating her, haunting is such an effort, too - use it on proper bastards
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:46,
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See also Claudia Winkleman, her apparent protogee. Always just behind.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:51,
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I'd proper give Winkleman one
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:11,
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It's a circus. Who can woe the best in public.
Someone's dead so I can get more retweets!
JESUS DIED FOR YOU RT
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:39,
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grief athletes
MY OPINION COUNTS THE MOST!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:42,
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I,ve made a Jack Daniel glazed pork loin before. JD, honey, vinegar and soy sauce. Lovely.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:40,
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Sounds good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:44,
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Bit common for you Dozer
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:50,
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yeah m8 it is!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:10,
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alright stilton pants!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:15,
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alright Gilloswipe!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:16,
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Shit in a bap.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:52,
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Meatballs
750g minced pork
Fresh parsley
2 pieces bread (left out to go hard)
2 cloves garlic
Black pepper
Half a large onion
(If your meatballs don't stick together well, add an egg to the mixture, it'll help them bind.)
Chop up your onion, garlic, bread (remove the crust) and parsley until it is incredibly fine (I used a hand blender), then dump onto the minced pork.
Mix it all together with your fingers, ensuring that it's well combined.
Cover the mix, then leave in the fridge for an hour or so.
Take the mix out, then form into meatballs (you don't want them too large).
Put them onto trays, cover, then put back into the fridge to set Preheat oven to 200.
Put the meatballs onto foil, or use a raised grill tray (if you have one).
Roast for 15 minutes, then turn them over.
Check them after another 10, give them another 5 minutes if needed.
Done.
Alt: I tend to do a lime, chilli, garlic & lemon marinade for chicken that's going on the BBQ.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:02,
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thanks
i wanted to think about this lot with their meaty balls stuck together
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:15,
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You could make meat flaps instead
I don't reckon frog could tell the difference.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:16,
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Gammon hangers
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:16,
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Beef dripping
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:17,
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Shut up Jaysum, only talk about things you understand.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:18,
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Al is a cunt.
(apparently, I think he just tries hard)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:28,
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Like two naan breads held together at one end.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:19,
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Black Cod with sweet miso paste in a donburi with pickles.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:05,
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Is black cod actually black
or should this be a trades descriptions thing.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:13,
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The skin is black. The flesh is white.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:18,
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Oh :(
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Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:18,
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...."together we learn to read and write"...
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:29,
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"or else it get's the hose again"
No, doesn't work.
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Twangy Rubber, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:36,
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again alright
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:38,
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hello
who are you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:46,
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I think we covered that last year?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2108842
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Twangy Rubber, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:59,
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It's about as black as Andi Peters.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:53,
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