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	 Could you do a job that was harrowing? Like working at a kids hospice?
	Could you do a job that was harrowing? Like working at a kids hospice?
 	Or are you too much of a wimp?
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:32,
	
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	 I don't think it would do my alcohol or drug intake any help.
	I don't think it would do my alcohol or drug intake any help.  
 	
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	 Your sex life might improve though.
	Your sex life might improve though. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:34,
	
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	 hahaha!
	hahaha!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:35,
	
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	 this^
	this^
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:34,
	
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	 I reckon I could have been a good doctor but I'm not sure I could do that
	I reckon I could have been a good doctor but I'm not sure I could do that
 	When Mrs Cow's mam died, the MacMillan nurses were excellent.  Instead of flowers at her funeral, we requested donations for them
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:34,
	
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	 ^^we did this with my Dad.
	^^we did this with my Dad.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41,
	
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	 You donated him to MacMillans?
	You donated him to MacMillans?
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42,
	
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	 They've got to practice on something
	They've got to practice on something
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42,
	
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	 the roses looked a fucking treat the next year
	the roses looked a fucking treat the next year
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42,
	
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	 i couldn't work with sick, dying children, not since having my own
	i couldn't work with sick, dying children, not since having my own
 	i could work in the benefits assesment and  refusal office though
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:35,
	
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	 The thought of my kids getting seriously ill puts the fucking shits right up me
	The thought of my kids getting seriously ill puts the fucking shits right up me
 	How do you possibly cope with potentially outliving your child?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:38,
	
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	 Anyone I've ever known it happen to says there is nothing worse
	Anyone I've ever known it happen to says there is nothing worse
 	
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	 how do they know?
	how do they know?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40,
	
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	 They've obviously not had a paper cut on the bellend yet
	They've obviously not had a paper cut on the bellend yet
 	
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 Peej
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	 They've obviously never drunk orange juice right after brushing their teeth
	They've obviously never drunk orange juice right after brushing their teeth
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:07,
	
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	 Oh man that's the worst
	Oh man that's the worst
 	
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	 My grand parents outlived my dad
	My grand parents outlived my dad
 	and they're fine. I expect its a lot harder to outlive a younger child than one of your adult children. I expect lots of parents of the armed forces have dealt with it.
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 Peej
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	 I guess that one of the advantages of coming from the North East, you haven't got a fucking chance of that
	I guess that one of the advantages of coming from the North East, you haven't got a fucking chance of that
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40,
	
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	 PHEW!
	PHEW!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40,
	
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	 HEART DISEASE FIVES
	HEART DISEASE FIVES
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40,
	
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	 I've had the all clear on my heart
	I've had the all clear on my heart
 	It works fucking champion
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41,
	
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	 butchers dog^
	butchers dog^
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42,
	
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	 RARGH!
	RARGH!
 	45bpm mofos
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42,
	
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	 super low heart rate fives
	super low heart rate fives
 	I had to wear a blood pressure monitor for 24hrs, apparently twice it was so low i should have effectively been comatosed.
i could be ojne of those people that gets frozen in snow for like a week and comes out aliove at the end
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:45,
	
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	 garlicky?
	garlicky?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:45,
	
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	 This explains so much
	This explains so much 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:14,
	
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	 I thought you'd died?
	I thought you'd died?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:35,
	
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	 Prove it.
	Prove it. 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:54,
	
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	 There is only one solution
	There is only one solution 
 	Increase your alcohol intake and make sure you go first
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	 Hmm, this seems like an excellent plan
	Hmm, this seems like an excellent plan
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42,
	
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	 My 6 year old told me what she wants done with her body when she dies.
	My 6 year old told me what she wants done with her body when she dies.
 	She said "Don't stick me in the mud, I want to be put on a big fire"
I said I'd rather not be around to see it.
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 Peej
 Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:49,
	
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	 Yer, you'l be down the pub like a proper man.
	Yer, you'l be down the pub like a proper man.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:51,
	
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	 Tin mining is a serious business
	Tin mining is a serious business
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:51,
	
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 	is was *insert sadface cornishboysarefishermencornishboysareminerstoobutwhenthefishandtinaregonewhatarecornishboystodo?*
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 Peej
 Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53,
	
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	 Carrot farming?
	Carrot farming?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53,
	
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	 Oh you just had to bring up the glory days of the Cornish Carrot Mining industry!
	Oh you just had to bring up the glory days of the Cornish Carrot Mining industry!
 	Back in the 19th century we were mining up to 40 tonnes of carrots a day! Its no wonder you won't find them in the pasties anymore
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 Peej
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	 Fuck their sisters?
	Fuck their sisters?
 	
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	 Damn straight. Thats where I was when they were born.
	Damn straight. Thats where I was when they were born.
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52,
	
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 	born conceived
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52,
	
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	 that too
	that too
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53,
	
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	 I intend to follow in your footsteps.
	I intend to follow in your footsteps.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52,
	
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	 What? You intend to marry a book throwing ice queen with no sex drive?
	What? You intend to marry a book throwing ice queen with no sex drive?
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53,
	
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	 kitchen lol
	kitchen lol
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:54,
	
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	 No, I intend to be in a pub whenever any child of mine is born.
	No, I intend to be in a pub whenever any child of mine is born.
 	My mrs isn't strong enough to throw books and sha bakes a great cake.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:55,
	
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	 +kira?
	+kira?
 	+kin Stevens?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:59,
	
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	 Depends what you mean by "harrowing".
	Depends what you mean by "harrowing".
 	Being in a dull, grey, faceless megacorp, doing the same thing over and over and over again, with no real chance of future development, creative input or chance of promotion, knowing that one isn't qualified to do anything else, and that essentially the workplace is a very mild form of prison might be pretty harrowing.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:36,
	
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	 poor jayson
	poor jayson
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:37,
	
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	 Yeah, thanks for that
	Yeah, thanks for that
 	*sobs*
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:37,
	
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	 I'd say this was utterly predictable and par for the course.
	I'd say this was utterly predictable and par for the course.  
 	
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	 I shot par all over YMs bunker last night
	I shot par all over YMs bunker last night
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:00,
	
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	 I quite like working on my veg patch so yeah, maybe
	I quite like working on my veg patch so yeah, maybe
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:37,
	
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	 Marrowing
	Marrowing
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:38,
	
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	 i marrowed your mum last night
	i marrowed your mum last night
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40,
	
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	 She said it was a baby courgette
	She said it was a baby courgette
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40,
	
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	 that was my clit
	that was my clit
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41,
	
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	 haha!
	haha!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41,
	
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	 I couldn't work at a hospice.
	I couldn't work at a hospice. 
 	I feel it's inappropriate to do that sort of job with a constant erection.
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	 officelol
	officelol
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41,
	
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	 still, it gives the old dears something to hold onto when they're trying to get out of bad
	still, it gives the old dears something to hold onto when they're trying to get out of bad
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41,
	
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	 They they not like that album?
	They they not like that album?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:43,
	
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	 they they, it's The Monkees.
	they they, it's The Monkees.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:43,
	
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	 Formed from the ashes of Th Th
	Formed from the ashes of Th Th
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:44,
	
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	 Who's bad?
	Who's bad?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:43,
	
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	 YD now
	YD now
 	He smells it anyway
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:43,
	
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	 I just nearly blubbed at that cancer kid dying so probably not.
	I just nearly blubbed at that cancer kid dying so probably not.
 	I have feelings and ting
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:44,
	
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	 GAY^
	GAY^
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:45,
	
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	 "whaaaaaaaa, he'll never put one of those thumbs up my arse now whaaaaaaaa"
	"whaaaaaaaa, he'll never put one of those thumbs up my arse now whaaaaaaaa"
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:45,
	
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	 He had arse cancer anyway
	He had arse cancer anyway
 	No point
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:46,
	
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	 you don't want their guts coming out on the end of your cock when you're finished
	you don't want their guts coming out on the end of your cock when you're finished
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:48,
	
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	 Tumourch information
	Tumourch information
 	
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	 I suppose the tumours up there might give extra ribbing
	I suppose the tumours up there might give extra ribbing
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:50,
	
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	 and the weeping sores extra lube
	and the weeping sores extra lube
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52,
	
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	 Keep
	Keep
 	nnnnnng.....going......
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53,
	
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	 the radiation therapy keeps things nice and warm as well
	the radiation therapy keeps things nice and warm as well
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:54,
	
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	 and he was ugly.
	and he was ugly.
 	God wasn't kind
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:55,
	
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 	Little Jay Horner,
Sat in the corner,
Applying lube to his cock.
He shoved it up the cancer kids arse,
Pulled out a tumour and a half,
and wiped the blood off with a sock.
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 Muns
 Muns, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:00,
	
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	 Classic Munsta!
	Classic Munsta!  
 	
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	 It wasn't that bad, was it?
	It wasn't that bad, was it? 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:08,
	
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	 I clicked it.
	I clicked it.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:34,
	
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	 cheers babe <3
	cheers babe <3
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:52,
	
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	 Bender.
	Bender.
 	Oh, hang on...
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:46,
	
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	 You might need to if he gets over-excited
	You might need to if he gets over-excited
 	
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	 I don't know why everyone is so upset
	I don't know why everyone is so upset
 	I cut my finger yesterday and not one inch of press coverage. But he's brave enough to go and catch cancer. Probably off a prostitute or something and the paper plaster him everywhere, then he dies and bloo bloo bloo.
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 Peej
 Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:56,
	
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	 I wouldn't want to, no.
	I wouldn't want to, no.
 	All that fucking whinging and whining.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:48,
	
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	 it'd be like living with you
	it'd be like living with you
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:48,
	
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	 poor og
	poor og
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:49,
	
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	 No
	No
 	Not because its harrowing but because those jobs are for people who didn't get a good degree and a proper job. If I wanted to wipe peoples arses for a living I'd have done Psychology A-level too.
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 Peej
 Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:51,
	
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	 Its such a rewarding job
	Its such a rewarding job
 	when they die
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52,
	
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	 clickin dis
	clickin dis
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:20,
	
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	 Proper lol.
	Proper lol. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52,
	
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	 My ex works in a care home.
	My ex works in a care home.
 	When I knew her she made the medicine rounds, she wasn't qualified enough to wipe arses. I hope she's managed to advance her career enough to get there.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:54,
	
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	 battered levels of bitter^
	battered levels of bitter^
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:55,
	
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	 Haha no, the pair of us are much happier with our current partners.
	Haha no, the pair of us are much happier with our current partners.
 	Well, I assume she is. I've not asked her.
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 Kroney
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	 Says the man that works in higher education.
	Says the man that works in higher education.  
 	Those that can, do.  
Those that can't, teach.
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	 I don't teach darling xxxx
	I don't teach darling xxxx
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:59,
	
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	 Classroom assistant is even worse!
	Classroom assistant is even worse!  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:00,
	
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	 SENCO
	SENCO
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:01,
	
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	 You've met Peej then.
	You've met Peej then.  
 	
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	 No, only Duncan
	No, only Duncan
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:06,
	
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	 Watch him wreck the mic.
	Watch him wreck the mic.  
 	Right.
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	 I watched him drink a pint
	I watched him drink a pint
 	right
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:11,
	
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	 those that can't teach, teach PE
	those that can't teach, teach PE
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:03,
	
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	 hahahaha.
	hahahaha.  
 	Those that can't teach, teach British Bulldog.
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	 those who can't teach PE, go into recruitment
	those who can't teach PE, go into recruitment
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:07,
	
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	 SUB THREAD
	SUB THREAD
 	What are the least worthy careers?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:08,
	
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	 Imma start with estate agency.
	Imma start with estate agency.  
 	
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	 Those cunts are fucking useless
	Those cunts are fucking useless
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:10,
	
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	 i raise you letting agents
	i raise you letting agents
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:17,
	
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	 Recruitment. Easily.
	Recruitment. Easily.
 	You barely have to be sentient to be a recruitment consultant. I could find better branch staff for our Welsh offices from a zoo.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:09,
	
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	 Hahahahaha.
	Hahahahaha.  
 	Beast of the field.
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	 It's just awkward when you get an erection whilst working.
	It's just awkward when you get an erection whilst working.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:55,
	
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	 Not clicking that, might be a virus soz
	Not clicking that, might be a virus soz
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:04,
	
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	 Typical Brummie.
	Typical Brummie.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:57,
	
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	 How are yow cawlin a brummay?
	How are yow cawlin a brummay?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
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	 Doesn't sound much fun, I'll give it a miss.
	Doesn't sound much fun, I'll give it a miss.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:58,
	
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	 Stick to mailing CD's to people.
	Stick to mailing CD's to people.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:01,
	
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	 Hey, it's a living.
	Hey, it's a living.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:01,
	
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	 HOME TIME MOTHERFUCKERS!
	HOME TIME MOTHERFUCKERS!
 	WUB WOO! xxxxxxx
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 Peej
 Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:58,
	
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	 45 mins and counting
	45 mins and counting
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:02,
	
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	 2hrs :(
	2hrs :(
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:04,
	
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	 it is only my iron will keeping me in this kitchen working as hard as I am
	it is only my iron will keeping me in this kitchen working as hard as I am
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:07,
	
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	 how's your excel work going?
	how's your excel work going?
 	Getting any nearer to killing yourself?
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:08,
	
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	 I'll bet he's missing Chompy now.
	I'll bet he's missing Chompy now.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:10,
	
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	 he was my go to guy for problematically formula logic :(
	he was my go to guy for problematically formula logic :(
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:17,
	
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	 They found my blackberry! WOOOOOO
	They found my blackberry! WOOOOOO
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:07,
	
Reply)
 
	 Oh never mind.
	Oh never mind.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:10,
	
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	 wot?
	wot?
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:19,
	
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	 I hope you won't Rubus the wrong way about it
	I hope you won't Rubus the wrong way about it
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:16,
	
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	 I don't think I'd make a very good comedy chinese greeter
	I don't think I'd make a very good comedy chinese greeter
 	
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 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio
 Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:19,
	
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	 SUPPLIES!
	SUPPLIES!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:20,
	
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	 on the plus side I have no heart so I might be able to handle it
	on the plus side I have no heart so I might be able to handle it
 	on the negative side I am a selfish bitch who hates kids, so I wouldn't be arsed to do it in the first place
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:19,
	
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	 Ah, nearly hometime.
	Ah, nearly hometime.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:20,
	
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	 gonna mess with your head when it's summer
	gonna mess with your head when it's summer
 	
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:22,
	
Reply)
 
	 You got a sig!
	You got a sig!
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:29,
	
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	 I like how our sigs reference each other ; )
	I like how our sigs reference each other ; )
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:34,
	
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	 Your sig reminds me of a girl at college who was referred to as
	Your sig reminds me of a girl at college who was referred to as
 	'Big tits, fat arse, huge sweaty clitty, you're looking at the bike that smells all shitty'.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:36,
	
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	 hahah, kids can be such cruel geniuses
	hahah, kids can be such cruel geniuses
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:36,
	
Reply)
 
	 We were 17.
	We were 17. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:37,
	
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	 You'd be great in social services!
	You'd be great in social services!
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:24,
	
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	 Yeah, this.
	Yeah, this.
 	I'd rather work with dying adults than kids as they're less annoying.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:25,
	
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	 also, you're not *expected*
	also, you're not *expected* 
 	to care about dying adults, no one gives a shit, but we all have to wah wah wah about dying kids
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 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity
 Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:32,
	
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	 this is true I wouldn't care if any of you died
	this is true I wouldn't care if any of you died
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:33,
	
Reply)
 
	 As the nicest one here, I would
	As the nicest one here, I would
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:34,
	
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	 I'd care about you sporters, just don't tell then others
	I'd care about you sporters, just don't tell then others
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:36,
	
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	 OK, I'll keep it our special secret
	OK, I'll keep it our special secret
 	Just like all those times you touched me on my mancunt
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:42,
	
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	 i can still taste you on my fingers ; )
	i can still taste you on my fingers ; )
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:43,
	
Reply)
 
	 Oh man
	Oh man
 	I just got well caught officegiggling there
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:44,
	
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	 YOU DIRTY WHORE
	YOU DIRTY WHORE
 	YOU LOVE IT!
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:44,
	
Reply)
 
	 Fuck me hard!
	Fuck me hard!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:45,
	
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	 HAs this got weird?
	HAs this got weird?
 	this just got weird
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:46,
	
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	 One minute he's pretending he cares, the next minute he's trying to push you up a wall and kiss you on the lips.
	One minute he's pretending he cares, the next minute he's trying to push you up a wall and kiss you on the lips.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:49,
	
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	 Would you work at a kids hospice
	Would you work at a kids hospice
 	If the only alternative was to be 'Bathroom cleaner to Gonz'.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:40,
	
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	 that's ok, he has a bathroom like those public loos that revolve and get completely immersed in cleaning fluid
	that's ok, he has a bathroom like those public loos that revolve and get completely immersed in cleaning fluid
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:41,
	
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	 My will has crumbled like a Wensleydale castle
	My will has crumbled like a Wensleydale castle
 	To the beer fridge!
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 17:03,
	
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