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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Could you do a job that was harrowing? Like working at a kids hospice?
Or are you too much of a wimp?
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I don't think it would do my alcohol or drug intake any help.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Your sex life might improve though.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:34, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:35, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:34, Reply)
I reckon I could have been a good doctor but I'm not sure I could do that
When Mrs Cow's mam died, the MacMillan nurses were excellent. Instead of flowers at her funeral, we requested donations for them
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:34, Reply)
^^we did this with my Dad.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41, Reply)
You donated him to MacMillans?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
They've got to practice on something

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
the roses looked a fucking treat the next year

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
i couldn't work with sick, dying children, not since having my own
i could work in the benefits assesment and refusal office though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:35, Reply)
The thought of my kids getting seriously ill puts the fucking shits right up me
How do you possibly cope with potentially outliving your child?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:38, Reply)
Anyone I've ever known it happen to says there is nothing worse

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:39, Reply)
how do they know?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
They've obviously not had a paper cut on the bellend yet

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)
They've obviously never drunk orange juice right after brushing their teeth

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Oh man that's the worst

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
My grand parents outlived my dad
and they're fine. I expect its a lot harder to outlive a younger child than one of your adult children. I expect lots of parents of the armed forces have dealt with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)
I guess that one of the advantages of coming from the North East, you haven't got a fucking chance of that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
PHEW!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
HEART DISEASE FIVES

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
I've had the all clear on my heart
It works fucking champion
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41, Reply)
butchers dog^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
RARGH!
45bpm mofos
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
super low heart rate fives
I had to wear a blood pressure monitor for 24hrs, apparently twice it was so low i should have effectively been comatosed.

i could be ojne of those people that gets frozen in snow for like a week and comes out aliove at the end
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:45, Reply)
garlicky?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:45, Reply)
This explains so much

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:14, Reply)
I thought you'd died?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:35, Reply)
Prove it.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:54, Reply)
There is only one solution
Increase your alcohol intake and make sure you go first
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41, Reply)
Hmm, this seems like an excellent plan

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
My 6 year old told me what she wants done with her body when she dies.
She said "Don't stick me in the mud, I want to be put on a big fire"

I said I'd rather not be around to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Yer, you'l be down the pub like a proper man.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Tin mining is a serious business

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)

is was *insert sadface cornishboysarefishermencornishboysareminerstoobutwhenthefishandtinaregonewhatarecornishboystodo?*
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Carrot farming?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Oh you just had to bring up the glory days of the Cornish Carrot Mining industry!
Back in the 19th century we were mining up to 40 tonnes of carrots a day! Its no wonder you won't find them in the pasties anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Fuck their sisters?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 14 May 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Damn straight. Thats where I was when they were born.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)

born conceived
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)
that too

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
I intend to follow in your footsteps.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)
What? You intend to marry a book throwing ice queen with no sex drive?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
kitchen lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:54, Reply)
No, I intend to be in a pub whenever any child of mine is born.
My mrs isn't strong enough to throw books and sha bakes a great cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:55, Reply)
+kira?
+kin Stevens?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Depends what you mean by "harrowing".
Being in a dull, grey, faceless megacorp, doing the same thing over and over and over again, with no real chance of future development, creative input or chance of promotion, knowing that one isn't qualified to do anything else, and that essentially the workplace is a very mild form of prison might be pretty harrowing.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:36, Reply)
poor jayson

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Yeah, thanks for that
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:37, Reply)
I'd say this was utterly predictable and par for the course.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
I shot par all over YMs bunker last night

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:00, Reply)
I quite like working on my veg patch so yeah, maybe

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Marrowing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:38, Reply)
i marrowed your mum last night

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
She said it was a baby courgette

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
that was my clit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41, Reply)
I couldn't work at a hospice.
I feel it's inappropriate to do that sort of job with a constant erection.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41, Reply)
still, it gives the old dears something to hold onto when they're trying to get out of bad

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:41, Reply)
They they not like that album?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:43, Reply)
they they, it's The Monkees.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Formed from the ashes of Th Th

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Who's bad?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:43, Reply)
YD now
He smells it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:43, Reply)
I just nearly blubbed at that cancer kid dying so probably not.
I have feelings and ting
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:44, Reply)
GAY^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:45, Reply)
"whaaaaaaaa, he'll never put one of those thumbs up my arse now whaaaaaaaa"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:45, Reply)
He had arse cancer anyway
No point
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:46, Reply)
you don't want their guts coming out on the end of your cock when you're finished

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Tumourch information

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:50, Reply)
I suppose the tumours up there might give extra ribbing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:50, Reply)
and the weeping sores extra lube

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)
Keep
nnnnnng.....going......
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
the radiation therapy keeps things nice and warm as well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:54, Reply)
and he was ugly.
God wasn't kind
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:55, Reply)

Little Jay Horner,
Sat in the corner,
Applying lube to his cock.
He shoved it up the cancer kids arse,
Pulled out a tumour and a half,
and wiped the blood off with a sock.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Classic Munsta!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:01, Reply)
It wasn't that bad, was it?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
I clicked it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:34, Reply)
cheers babe <3

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:52, Reply)
Bender.
Oh, hang on...
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You might need to if he gets over-excited

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)
I don't know why everyone is so upset
I cut my finger yesterday and not one inch of press coverage. But he's brave enough to go and catch cancer. Probably off a prostitute or something and the paper plaster him everywhere, then he dies and bloo bloo bloo.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:56, Reply)
I wouldn't want to, no.
All that fucking whinging and whining.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)
it'd be like living with you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)
poor og

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:49, Reply)
No
Not because its harrowing but because those jobs are for people who didn't get a good degree and a proper job. If I wanted to wipe peoples arses for a living I'd have done Psychology A-level too.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Its such a rewarding job
when they die
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Proper lol.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)
My ex works in a care home.
When I knew her she made the medicine rounds, she wasn't qualified enough to wipe arses. I hope she's managed to advance her career enough to get there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:54, Reply)
battered levels of bitter^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Haha no, the pair of us are much happier with our current partners.
Well, I assume she is. I've not asked her.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Says the man that works in higher education.
Those that can, do.
Those that can't, teach.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:57, Reply)
I don't teach darling xxxx

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Classroom assistant is even worse!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:00, Reply)
SENCO

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:01, Reply)
You've met Peej then.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:05, Reply)
No, only Duncan

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:06, Reply)
Watch him wreck the mic.
Right.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:10, Reply)
I watched him drink a pint
right
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:11, Reply)
those that can't teach, teach PE

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:03, Reply)
hahahaha.
Those that can't teach, teach British Bulldog.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:04, Reply)
those who can't teach PE, go into recruitment

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:07, Reply)
SUB THREAD
What are the least worthy careers?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Imma start with estate agency.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Those cunts are fucking useless

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:10, Reply)
i raise you letting agents

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:17, Reply)
Recruitment. Easily.
You barely have to be sentient to be a recruitment consultant. I could find better branch staff for our Welsh offices from a zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Hahahahaha.
Beast of the field.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:10, Reply)
It's just awkward when you get an erection whilst working.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:55, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2282408
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:56, Reply)
Not clicking that, might be a virus soz

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Typical Brummie.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:57, Reply)
How are yow cawlin a brummay?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Doesn't sound much fun, I'll give it a miss.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Stick to mailing CD's to people.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Hey, it's a living.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:01, Reply)
HOME TIME MOTHERFUCKERS!
WUB WOO! xxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 14 May 2014, 15:58, Reply)
45 mins and counting

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:02, Reply)
2hrs :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:04, Reply)
it is only my iron will keeping me in this kitchen working as hard as I am

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:07, Reply)
how's your excel work going?
Getting any nearer to killing yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
I'll bet he's missing Chompy now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:10, Reply)
he was my go to guy for problematically formula logic :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:17, Reply)
They found my blackberry! WOOOOOO

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Oh never mind.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:10, Reply)
wot?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:19, Reply)
I hope you won't Rubus the wrong way about it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:16, Reply)
I don't think I'd make a very good comedy chinese greeter

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:19, Reply)
SUPPLIES!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:20, Reply)
on the plus side I have no heart so I might be able to handle it
on the negative side I am a selfish bitch who hates kids, so I wouldn't be arsed to do it in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:19, Reply)
Ah, nearly hometime.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:20, Reply)
gonna mess with your head when it's summer

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:22, Reply)
You got a sig!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:29, Reply)
I like how our sigs reference each other ; )

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:34, Reply)
Your sig reminds me of a girl at college who was referred to as
'Big tits, fat arse, huge sweaty clitty, you're looking at the bike that smells all shitty'.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:36, Reply)
hahah, kids can be such cruel geniuses

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:36, Reply)
We were 17.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:37, Reply)
You'd be great in social services!

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Yeah, this.
I'd rather work with dying adults than kids as they're less annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:25, Reply)
also, you're not *expected*
to care about dying adults, no one gives a shit, but we all have to wah wah wah about dying kids
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:32, Reply)
this is true I wouldn't care if any of you died

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:33, Reply)
As the nicest one here, I would

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:34, Reply)
I'd care about you sporters, just don't tell then others

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:36, Reply)
OK, I'll keep it our special secret
Just like all those times you touched me on my mancunt
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:42, Reply)
i can still taste you on my fingers ; )

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:43, Reply)
Oh man
I just got well caught officegiggling there
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:44, Reply)
YOU DIRTY WHORE
YOU LOVE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:44, Reply)
Fuck me hard!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:45, Reply)
HAs this got weird?
this just got weird
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:46, Reply)
One minute he's pretending he cares, the next minute he's trying to push you up a wall and kiss you on the lips.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:49, Reply)
Would you work at a kids hospice
If the only alternative was to be 'Bathroom cleaner to Gonz'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:40, Reply)
that's ok, he has a bathroom like those public loos that revolve and get completely immersed in cleaning fluid

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 16:41, Reply)
My will has crumbled like a Wensleydale castle
To the beer fridge!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 May 2014, 17:03, Reply)

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