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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've just had a call from "BBC Three call centre" trying to sell me life insurance.What have I kissed this week in a nutshell.
You didn't even notice I'd gone did you?
*runs off crying*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:45,
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I'd take a guess at "Man Cock"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:47,
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As opposed to "Lady Cock"?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:47,
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Hm.I think we need to have a chat.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:01,
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Don't be daft SportersHe only sees his BF at weekends, so he's probably not had a cock in his mouth since Sunday. The poor dear.
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Sorry ... what?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:47,
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Second line onwards.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:00,
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isn't teabagging a euphemism for teabagging?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:48,
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It literally means"teabagging"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:06,
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i.imgur.com/zusEa1x.jpg
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:36,
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I kissed an actual lady on Wednesdayit was nice, I've resolved to do it more often.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:51,
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Which one are you again?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:51,
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One spare account high-fives.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 14:57,
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They're getting fucking revenge for all of the automated messages telling them they're entitled to up to £20,000 from the fucking TSB!(
Muns, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:52,
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And I'm going to guess that you kissed your bicep whilst inviting people to "the gun show"(
Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 14:57,
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The call Centre is a "reality" show on BBC 3(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:14,
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Look, I think it's time to just stop asking questions, and just accept the fact that for once, you're the one being a bit thick here. Which, considering you're talking to Jason, is a real surprise for all of us.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 15:19,
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So are the planning on filming in Jason's call centre?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:20,
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No, a call centre featured on a reality show on TV, Called Jasons call centre to set up some sort of inter-call centre singles night.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 15:29,
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Since when has the bbc sold life assurance?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:22,
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LOOK IM JUST REPEATING WHAT HE SAID OK?!(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:29,
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I don't think the BBC have any regulatory permission to advise on or arrange insurance contracts.(, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:28, Reply)
the mayors ass goodbye?#idbuythatforadollar
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:02,
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Some sort of trophy for being the fattest, baldest queer?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:04,
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Matt Lucas lols(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:06,
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Not since he left Vic Reeves, no(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:13,
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I'm going for a pint soon.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 15:08,
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That seems a remarkably good idea(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:12,
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Doesn't it?I'm also going to go see a band tomorrow night, the lead singer of which has one of the biggest pair of tits I've ever witnessed. I am going for the music, honest.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 15:17,
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I'm off to the pub now for a celebratory pint.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 15:28,
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I shall.Confirmation of job has just come through, so it's well earned, I think.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 15:29,
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It certainly seems that way, yes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:30,
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What do you expect from a Jason thread?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 May 2014, 15:30,
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I bet you went to some sort of horrid sea side town with your best mates to large it up with some apple sourz and a cock sucking competition. You disgusting queer.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 15:12,
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Had she lost weight? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 15:20,
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Do all the replies make sense now?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:14,
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Still got your phone and your wallet?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:18,
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Yes but I'm missing a kidney, an ear and a ball(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:19,
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I've been outside loads today. And on the van with the windows down, which totally counts.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 15:27,
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You need to either start drinking more or stop drinking(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:36,
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Out-boozed by a slip of a girl.It's a fucking tragedy. I should be getting a damned sight more sympathy than I am.
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Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:42,
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Its quarter to four and you still have a hangoverWhat did you drink last night?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:42,
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too tired. I'm just goin to flop around uselessly until I'm sent home.(
Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:41,
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Mtfu.Thecard reader in my juicer, took my pin number as my amount charged. Two beers, should have been 6.20 Amount gone through, just north of 80.quid. No fucking apologies, just a hehehe. Whoops. Fucking knobs.
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You need to stay there until you've drunk £80s worth now(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:36,
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"Put it on Docs tab please"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:59,
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So you just whack your pin in without looking? Bit irresponsible isn't it? You doctors get paid too much if that's how easily you throw cash around.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 May 2014, 15:38,
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You must have entered your PIN in twice for this to happen. Why? And why didn't you check the amount as per the on screen instructions?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:38,
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How is that even possible?Legally it's your fault, you're supposed to check the amount before putting in your PIN number
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:39,
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Shenever entered the amount.So the first enter was the amount, second was the pin. I always check the amount, usually, but I sduppose you can get a bit lax in your local.
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So you entered your pin in the amount box, pressed enter, entered your pin again, pressed enter after not seeing £80 on the screen, and it's everyone's fault but yours?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:43,
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That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:49,
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I'm glad you agree. I've got the cash back, and free beer, so it's allgood.(, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:45, Reply)
I know I shouldn't have to tell an educated doctor like yourselfBut maybe in future look at the amount on screen before entering your pin
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If you're not capable of spotting the difference between 6.20 and 80 when it's waved in front of your faceI'm not sure you ought to be in control of peoples' medicines.
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Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:40,
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You're telling me to man up and you can't even tell a till monkey he is wrong?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:40,
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God knows it's lucky doctors don't need basic observation ability.(
Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:48,
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I bet people fucking love coming to you for methodone prescriptions. (
Muns, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:41,
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my friend did thishe inadvertently paid something stupid like £3k. he shat fucking hot bricks until it came back into his account about 3 days later.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:48,
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I nearly did this but when it asked me to enter my pin a second time and I saw my pin on the screen as the amount I smacked cancel and voided the transaction.Cool story, etc.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:48,
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You are either the greatest troll ever, or a complete mental retard.I know which one I'm betting on.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:54,
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This is why you are made to eat outside from a plastic plate.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:51,
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Good thing your gran wasn't born on the 99th of December. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 16 May 2014, 17:28,
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I'm listening to some Chris Liberator now.It is nice.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:56,
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I'm watching Captain America - Winter Soldier thingy(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 15:59,
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His pint.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:06,
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Why the fuck do people go outside a pub to 'smoke' electric cigarettes? Pricks. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:12,
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I got told off for using mine in a pub last week(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:14,
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you get told off for using it ALLTHE TIMEyou ignore such tellings off ALL THE TIME
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:17,
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Take this sort of bollocks offline thanks. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:18,
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good pointi would say good for all mankind, but he actually seems to make exceptionally lovely children, so perhaps not.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:58,
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Oh God, somebody kill me. It'll be kinder than this waking hell.(
Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:40,
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I've got to drive back to my flat and pack up the car again :(((((
Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:43,
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We're paying to do the joint movefrom the Doris's to the new place. From mine to the Doris's is manual labour only.
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Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:55,
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this all sounds terribly inefficient and a bit French(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:55,
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We're moving from to places to one in a staggered system.I have to be out by the 23rd, but we're not moving until June. Just the way it's gotta be.
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Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:56,
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You wouldn't like this pub(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:57,
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because it's in cov or because you're there?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:57,
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which bit of Cov do you live in..I'm guessing somewhere on Walsgrave Road(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 17:00,
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I ma now at home and have put some beers in the freezer : )But having drunk nothing bar a black coffee this morning I feel a little odd
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:52,
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Stella time soon24 bottles at home
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 16:53,
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