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	 YOLO
	YOLO
 	Positive thread, come guys you can do it!
alt:best BBQ recipe
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:54,
	
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	 Lemmy the budgie eats from our hands now!
	Lemmy the budgie eats from our hands now!
 	Alt: sausages
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:56,
	
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	 he's  be on your cock in NO TIME
	he's  be on your cock in NO TIME
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:57,
	
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	 He'll never get a bird on his cock
	He'll never get a bird on his cock
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:58,
	
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	 :'(
	:'(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:00,
	
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	 ^ this ^
	^ this ^
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:01,
	
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	 is actually a man^
	is actually a man^
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:03,
	
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	 more of a man than you'll ever be and more of a woman than you'll ever have
	more of a man than you'll ever be and more of a woman than you'll ever have
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:04,
	
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	 I'm really not sure who comes out worst from this
	I'm really not sure who comes out worst from this
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:05,
	
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	 It's you. hth
	It's you. hth
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:06,
	
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	 let's call it a draw and go back to mocking everyone else
	let's call it a draw and go back to mocking everyone else
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:06,
	
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	 Alt: lime and chilli chicken!
	Alt: lime and chilli chicken!
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:57,
	
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	 I'm a positive chap anyways
	I'm a positive chap anyways
 	I'm really pleased with my veg patch and am planning on building a bit more of it tonight.   I've also just opened my mail and found a cheque for £164  \o/
I'm loving Quirky Bird shiraz at the moment.  Laverley staff!
Alt:
I did a pot of mussels on one ages ago.  Mussels + tin of chopped tomato + can of lager + chopped chilli + coriander.  Absolutely amazing!
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:57,
	
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	 Mussels are shit, hth
	Mussels are shit, hth
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:58,
	
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	 Helps me innit
	Helps me innit
 	More for cow
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:58,
	
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	 ^staying positive^
	^staying positive^
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:01,
	
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	 It's no £300 car allowance though, is it?
	It's no £300 car allowance though, is it?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:17,
	
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	 I did some salmon steaks on the BBQ on Saturday
	I did some salmon steaks on the BBQ on Saturday
 	Bit of lime juice and that was it.  Lovely
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 13:59,
	
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	 salmon steaks are shit, hth
	salmon steaks are shit, hth
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:01,
	
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	 How about FUCK OFF then?
	How about FUCK OFF then?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:01,
	
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	 Salmon, unless smoked, is much overrated.
	Salmon, unless smoked, is much overrated. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:02,
	
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	 it's good for you though
	it's good for you though
 	worth making it a bit exciting and eating it for that
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:03,
	
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	 I prefer other oily fish, such as mackeral.
	I prefer other oily fish, such as mackeral. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:04,
	
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	 All oily fish is shit, hth
	All oily fish is shit, hth
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:05,
	
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	 Lime and chilli salmon!
	Lime and chilli salmon!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:05,
	
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	 i like salmon flaked into a couscous salad
	i like salmon flaked into a couscous salad
 	with flecks of fresh chilli.
the lime does not bring anything to the party.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:05,
	
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	 Apart from a zingy, zesty freshness?
	Apart from a zingy, zesty freshness? 
 	no nothing at all
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:07,
	
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	 which is lovely
	which is lovely
 	in a pudding or a drink
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:13,
	
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	 I want to like couscous
	I want to like couscous
 	but its shit
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:07,
	
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	 try giant couscous
	try giant couscous
 	it's got more texture
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:13,
	
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	 Or if you can't get giant cous cous
	Or if you can't get giant cous cous 
 	Try shrinking yourself down by about ten percent to make normal cous cous seem bigger
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:16,
	
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	 I think I just need to put in more "stuff"
	I think I just need to put in more "stuff"
 	as it tastes of fuck all otherwise
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:17,
	
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	 it's a good alternative if you're bored of rice or pasta
	it's a good alternative if you're bored of rice or pasta
 	or if you're cooking tagine or other forms of stew.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:20,
	
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	 It's good with lamb tagine.
	It's good with lamb tagine.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:15,
	
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	 FFS Sporters, stop telling us about the things you have made, cooked and enjoyed!
 	What do you think this is, some kind of 'YOLO Positive thread' or something????
	FFS Sporters, stop telling us about the things you have made, cooked and enjoyed!
 	What do you think this is, some kind of 'YOLO Positive thread' or something????
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:04,
	
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	 errrrrr
 	yes
	errrrrr
 	yes
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:05,
	
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	 Over tired^
	Over tired^
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:05,
	
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	 I'm satirizing you saying everything is shit. I'm like Dozer, but fun, likable and awesome.
	I'm satirizing you saying everything is shit. I'm like Dozer, but fun, likable and awesome.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:07,
	
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	 so, nothing like dozer, then
	so, nothing like dozer, then
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:13,
	
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	 Well, I have big feet.
	Well, I have big feet.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:13,
	
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	 Alt:
	Alt:
 	Slow cooked shoulder of lamb with garlic & rosemary.
Merguez sausages with a rice salad.
Guinea fowl with a sherry & balsamic glaze.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:01,
	
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	 Don't you dare upset my carefully-cultivated atmosphere of crushing misery and depression :'(
	Don't you dare upset my carefully-cultivated atmosphere of crushing misery and depression :'(
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:02,
	
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	 it's only 5 hours until hometime?
	it's only 5 hours until hometime?
 	alt: get some skewers
roughly chop: red onion, mushroom, pepper and courgette
chunk up some chilli-flecked haloumi
thread all of them onto the skewers
watch the meat eaters gnash their teeth in jealousy as they gnaw on their charred black but strangely still raw in the middle pieces of animal carcass
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:03,
	
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	 And to think in that last thread you were right about something food based
	And to think in that last thread you were right about something food based
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:04,
	
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	 a lovely veggie and haloumi kebab
	a lovely veggie and haloumi kebab
 	what's not to love?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:06,
	
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	 Mushrooms and haloumi hate skewers
	Mushrooms and haloumi hate skewers
 	They keep falling off/apart
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:04,
	
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	 you're not eating them quickly enough
	you're not eating them quickly enough
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:06,
	
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	 When the haloumi sticks to the griddle it sometimes splits
	When the haloumi sticks to the griddle it sometimes splits
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:06,
	
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	 bend down and gently remove it with your teeth and tongue
	bend down and gently remove it with your teeth and tongue
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:07,
	
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	 What about the haloumi?
	What about the haloumi?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:07,
	
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	 floppy haloumi lols
	floppy haloumi lols
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:12,
	
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	 No, it's only two
	No, it's only two
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:19,
	
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	 I'll be at 8 festivals and 2 concerts during the summer.
	I'll be at 8 festivals and 2 concerts during the summer.
 	Although it is from a work perspective, it should still be damn good!
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:09,
	
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	 good festivals or shit local ones?
	good festivals or shit local ones?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:10,
	
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	 6 good
	6 good
 	1 is pretty meh
1 is new, so I'm reserving judgment.
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:12,
	
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	 YOLO!
	YOLO!
 	You only love otters.
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:10,
	
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	 it's true, i can't love another human until i learn to love myself
	it's true, i can't love another human until i learn to love myself
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:12,
	
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	 Have plastic surgery to make you look more otter-like.
	Have plastic surgery to make you look more otter-like. 
 	Sorted.
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:14,
	
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	 benedict cumberbatch otter website goes here
	benedict cumberbatch otter website goes here
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:14,
	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:16,
	
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	 hahaha!
	hahaha!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:17,
	
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	 why must he ruin everything i like??
	why must he ruin everything i like??
 	oh well. still would!!
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:19,
	
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	 I know that's Benedict Cumberbatch on the left....
	I know that's Benedict Cumberbatch on the left....
 	But who's the other bloke?
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:18,
	
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	 Someone with Down's I think
	Someone with Down's I think
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:21,
	
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	 BIt harsh.
	BIt harsh. 
 	Although he looks like an utter cunt, I don't think assuming he has downs is fair.
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:24,
	
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	 You are right of course, it's unfair of me to suggest that people who suffer from downs might also be absolute cunts like he is.
	You are right of course, it's unfair of me to suggest that people who suffer from downs might also be absolute cunts like he is.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:26,
	
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	 Who doesn't!?
	Who doesn't!?
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:12,
	
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	 Alt. take one nakers
	Alt. take one nakers
 	Bludgeon with frozen turkey. 
Cover in petrol
Ignite
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:14,
	
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	 I'm saying nothing about you managing to add ginger of all things to the now famous lime chilli chicken.
	I'm saying nothing about you managing to add ginger of all things to the now famous lime chilli chicken.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:15,
	
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	 i was going to ask if you wanted me to cook it for you
	i was going to ask if you wanted me to cook it for you
 	NOT ANY MORE!
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:19,
	
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	 Can you make this for me and bring it to the burrito place?
	Can you make this for me and bring it to the burrito place?
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:31,
	
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	 it would probably be improved with a burrito and sour cream and cheese
	it would probably be improved with a burrito and sour cream and cheese
 	to take away the taste of the honey and lime
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:37,
	
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	 Haha
	Haha
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:25,
	
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	 When CQ did a positive thread he died a few days later.
	When CQ did a positive thread he died a few days later.
 	*crosses fingers, hopes for a POSITIVE outcome to this thread*
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:15,
	
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	 +HIV
	+HIV
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:18,
	
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	 I'm really looking forward to moving!
	I'm really looking forward to moving!
 	Alt: Meat.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:16,
	
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	 + again
	+ again
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:29,
	
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	 Alt: Veggie burgers
	Alt: Veggie burgers
 	Try to be positive about that
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:18,
	
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	 Three vegetarians in every one
	Three vegetarians in every one
 	there's a positive
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:19,
	
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	 You, me and swipe?
	You, me and swipe?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:19,
	
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	 and frog!
	and frog!
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:20,
	
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	 PISS OFF
	PISS OFF
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:20,
	
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	 There's hardly any meat on me, not worth eating really
	There's hardly any meat on me, not worth eating really
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:33,
	
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	 Soylent green noms
	Soylent green noms
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:28,
	
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	 No animals died needlessly to make them
	No animals died needlessly to make them
 	Therefore, we're allowed to enjoy them nature intended. As steaks.
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:23,
	
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	 I'm going on holiday on Saturday
	I'm going on holiday on Saturday
 	I think that's pretty positive for all concerned
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:24,
	
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	 But where to?
	But where to?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:24,
	
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	 La belle France.
	La belle France.
 	The home of the vegetarian
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:25,
	
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	 Will you be gone long? I'll miss you.
	Will you be gone long? I'll miss you.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:26,
	
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	 Me too.
	Me too.
 	WIthout him there is only you that I like on here. And I'm not even that keen on you.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:29,
	
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	 Likewise, you're tolerable, everyone else is just awful apart from Tangles and 'Bill Clay'
	Likewise, you're tolerable, everyone else is just awful apart from Tangles and 'Bill Clay'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:30,
	
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	 I'd like him more if it was indeed his real name.
	I'd like him more if it was indeed his real name.
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:31,
	
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	 :(
	:(
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 May 2014, 14:55,
	
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	 You don't count, I like you IRL even though we've not met.
	You don't count, I like you IRL even though we've not met.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 :(
	:(
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:43,
	
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	 Une semaine.
	Une semaine.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:30,
	
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	 I think I can manage that long.
	I think I can manage that long.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:31,
	
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	 I could post from my phone, if the wife and kids get too boring
	I could post from my phone, if the wife and kids get too boring
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:32,
	
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	 Please, and text me everyday.
	Please, and text me everyday.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:32,
	
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	 ok hun sta strong
	ok hun sta strong
 	xx
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:33,
	
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	 Maybe you could just IM me on facebook once a day, so I know you're okay?
	Maybe you could just IM me on facebook once a day, so I know you're okay?
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:35,
	
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	 I'll tag you in any pictures I post
	I'll tag you in any pictures I post
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:38,
	
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	 manifique
	manifique
 	
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:29,
	
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	 Oui, bien sûr.
	Oui, bien sûr.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:31,
	
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	 I'm too dark and emo to be happy.
	I'm too dark and emo to be happy.
 	You don't understand the comfort of my pain.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:49,
	
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	 I want to go home.
	I want to go home. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 May 2014, 14:52,
	
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	 So hoist up the John B's sail
	So hoist up the John B's sail
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:53,
	
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	 Sloop
	Sloop
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 May 2014, 14:54,
	
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	 Indicate the path to my abode
	Indicate the path to my abode
 	I'm fatigued and I wish to retire
I partook in liquid refreshment 60 minutes ago,
And it's gone right to my foeniculum vulgare
Whereever I may perambulate
Through land or sea or agitated water
You will always hear me humming this melodium
"Indicate the path to my abode"
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:56,
	
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	 That's a shit song and you're shit.
	That's a shit song and you're shit. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 May 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 Shut up Vag
	Shut up Vag
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 fuk of
	fuk of
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:58,
	
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	 shut up vagson
	shut up vagson
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:00,
	
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	 LOL OLOL BEER!!!
	LOL OLOL BEER!!!
 	Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:04,
	
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	 Wanker.
	Wanker. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:04,
	
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	 Car Spaz, Car Spaz, whatcha gonna do? watcha gonna do with a spaz like you?
	Car Spaz, Car Spaz, whatcha gonna do? watcha gonna do with a spaz like you?
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:06,
	
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	 Yeah well I don't need a fucking car to validate my self-worth.
	Yeah well I don't need a fucking car to validate my self-worth.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:07,
	
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	 I have two. My self worth is so much more than yours, one car wouldn't cut it.
	I have two. My self worth is so much more than yours, one car wouldn't cut it.
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:09,
	
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	 I'm inferring from this that you probably have a massive cock as well
	I'm inferring from this that you probably have a massive cock as well
 	
	(
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:10,
	
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 	 have  are
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:10,
	
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	 My cars are understated and practical, becuase I don't need to boast about the size of my genitals.
	My cars are understated and practical, becuase I don't need to boast about the size of my genitals.
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:11,
	
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	 This is why I have a Volvo.
	This is why I have a Volvo. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:24,
	
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	 When I was a kid, the local paedos always seemed to drive a Volvo.
	When I was a kid, the local paedos always seemed to drive a Volvo.
 	Just sayin'
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:30,
	
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	 It's no coincidence.
	It's no coincidence.
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:31,
	
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	 I think I might get a second car
	I think I might get a second car
 	just to make sure this carless nancy doesn't lower the average masculinity rate.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:10,
	
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	 Neither do I, I just keep it because I'm not a tight fisted breadline nancyboy.
	Neither do I, I just keep it because I'm not a tight fisted breadline nancyboy.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:12,
	
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	 Protesting too much here.
	Protesting too much here.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:14,
	
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	 Keep saving the pennies mate.
	Keep saving the pennies mate.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:15,
	
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	 It really grinds my gears that the default dictionary for my spell-checker in MS Word is American.
	It really grinds my gears that the default dictionary for my spell-checker in MS Word is American.
 	I can't change it, because we don't have English English installed - I'd have to raise a specific IT request or summat.
	(
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:02,
	
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	 Just spell your words correctly in the first place.
	Just spell your words correctly in the first place.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:03,
	
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	 yeah, right
	yeah, right
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:04,
	
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	 lol
	lol
 	
	(
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:06,
	
Reply)
 
	 It'll be too expensive. Foolishly so.
	It'll be too expensive. Foolishly so.
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:05,
	
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	 ^ upset
	^ upset
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:06,
	
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	 ^poor
	^poor
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:07,
	
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	 ^ trustafarian
	^ trustafarian
 	
	(
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:10,
	
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	 ^horse-riding woofter
	^horse-riding woofter
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:10,
	
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	 ^ hunt saboteur
	^ hunt saboteur
 	
	(
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:12,
	
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	 Yay, some people want to buy my house.
	Yay, some people want to buy my house.
 	This is a positive thing.
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:27,
	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	I've just changed estate agents as my old ones were "fucking shite"  
Didn't bother getting feedback, etc.
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:28,
	
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	 Ours aren't really covering themselves in glory, but we have offers, so it doesn't really matter I guess.
	Ours aren't really covering themselves in glory, but we have offers, so it doesn't really matter I guess.
 	Once we accept an offer they don't really do anything anyway, it's down to the solicitors.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:29,
	
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	 New ones seem MUCH better
	New ones seem MUCH better
 	My fingers are crossed as my tenant has left and paid me all his rent in advance (thanks to swipe!)
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:32,
	
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	 all estate agents are useless overcharging cunt lords
	all estate agents are useless overcharging cunt lords
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:35,
	
Reply)
 
	 Did yours sell you an ethernet cable?
	Did yours sell you an ethernet cable?
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:36,
	
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	 Thirtymetrenet
	Thirtymetrenet
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:36,
	
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	 i let our flat privately last time, saved about £3k over an 18 month contract
	i let our flat privately last time, saved about £3k over an 18 month contract
 	it let in a couple of days, no mess no fuss
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:39,
	
Reply)
 
	 You're talking about management agents here aren't you.
	You're talking about management agents here aren't you.
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:40,
	
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	 i was moving the conversation on to how much I hate letting agents as well
	i was moving the conversation on to how much I hate letting agents as well
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:40,
	
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	 Oh well done, good thinking, the last thing we want is for everyone to stop posting.
	Oh well done, good thinking, the last thing we want is for everyone to stop posting.
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:42,
	
Reply)
 
	 
	 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:42,
	
Reply)
 
	 ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^
	^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ ^THIS^ 
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:36,
	
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	 i have triple layer red velvet cake
	i have triple layer red velvet cake
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:39,
	
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	 I had Dairy Milk marvellous creations jelly popping candy and a cup of coffee
	I had Dairy Milk marvellous creations jelly popping candy and a cup of coffee
 	It were reet good
	(
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:41,
	
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	 why would jelly sweets be good in chocolate, it's stupid
	why would jelly sweets be good in chocolate, it's stupid
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:42,
	
Reply)
 
	 I dunno but it just works
	I dunno but it just works
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:44,
	
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	 sweeties, good. chocolate, good.
	sweeties, good. chocolate, good.
 	but they are different snaking occasions and shouldn't be mixed up.
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:46,
	
Reply)
 
	 now i feel sick
	now i feel sick
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:42,
	
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	 Fatty.
	Fatty.
 	I dug out two concrete posts and a tree yesterday. I celebrated with a double decker.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:44,
	
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	 I have a post to concrete in later on
	I have a post to concrete in later on
 	I need some sand though
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:45,
	
Reply)
 
	 Just get one of those steel holders.
	Just get one of those steel holders.
 	Much less hassle. Plus your timber should last longer.
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:49,
	
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	 Its just for a washing line
	Its just for a washing line
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:50,
	
Reply)
 
	 Why does it need concreteing then?
	Why does it need concreteing then?
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:56,
	
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	 have you seen the size of his clothes?
	have you seen the size of his clothes?
 	when wet they must weigh a fuckin ton
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:57,
	
Reply)
 
	 Jackamo!
	Jackamo!
 	
	(
 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:58,
	
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	 Its a LONG line
	Its a LONG line
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:19,
	
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	 IT lols for you.
	IT lols for you.
 	A manager saved one of the phone numbers we use for text from emails to her phone under one of her staff's names. That staff member leaves and she kicks up a stink saying that our text facility's sending out under her ex staff member's name.
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:50,
	
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	 i don't get it
	i don't get it
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:51,
	
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	 haha!
	haha!
 	My new favourite thing is gmail not showing you emails where you reply to all.  That and not being able to change the subject of a forwarded email
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:51,
	
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	 it always takes me ages to wotrk out how to reply to gmail emails, the interface is rubbish
	it always takes me ages to wotrk out how to reply to gmail emails, the interface is rubbish
 	plus, WHERE HAS THE ATTCHMENTB GONE
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:54,
	
Reply)
 
	 press 'r', you flid.
	press 'r', you flid.
 	
	(
 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 May 2014, 16:03,
	
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	 I tilled the sun baked and compacted earth and planted my sunflowers
	I tilled the sun baked and compacted earth and planted my sunflowers
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:45,
	
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	 I sat in the sunshine and drank gin
	I sat in the sunshine and drank gin
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:47,
	
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	 I like this and I have even clicked it for such a good idea
	I like this and I have even clicked it for such a good idea
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:49,
	
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	 i drank beer and wine in the evening and read the paper with a smug sense of satisfaction
	i drank beer and wine in the evening and read the paper with a smug sense of satisfaction
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:50,
	
Reply)
 
	 I can very easily imagine you as smug croissant guy.
	I can very easily imagine you as smug croissant guy.
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:51,
	
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	 yer
	yer
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:51,
	
Reply)
 
	 A double decker is always a good choice.
	A double decker is always a good choice. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:46,
	
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	 i don't like the way they get all steamed up on the top level
	i don't like the way they get all steamed up on the top level
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:47,
	
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	 'Member when you could smoke on the top deck?
	'Member when you could smoke on the top deck?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:47,
	
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	 i smoked on a plane once
	i smoked on a plane once
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:48,
	
Reply)
 
	 Ah yeah, those were the days
	Ah yeah, those were the days
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:48,
	
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	 When I was interailing I went into the TGV smoking car in France, it was fucking rank
	When I was interailing I went into the TGV smoking car in France, it was fucking rank
 	
	(
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:49,
	
Reply)
 
	 Why?
	Why?
 	
	(
 Kroney
 Kroney, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:50,
	
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	 the was so stale and so thick with Gaulouis smoke it was too much for a weedy english 10 a day man
	the was so stale and so thick with Gaulouis smoke it was too much for a weedy english 10 a day man
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:53,
	
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	 As a smoker I prefer it that you can't smoke in pubs, on planes, trains etc.
	As a smoker I prefer it that you can't smoke in pubs, on planes, trains etc. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:51,
	
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	 You're going to be a right sanctimonious prick about smoking, if you ever manage to give up.
	You're going to be a right sanctimonious prick about smoking, if you ever manage to give up.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:53,
	
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	 I doubt it, as I know how annoying former smokers normally are.
	I doubt it, as I know how annoying former smokers normally are. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:54,
	
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	 no way will he live that long
	no way will he live that long
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:55,
	
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	 From that post, he already is without giving up
	From that post, he already is without giving up
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:56,
	
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	 NEW THREAD.
	NEW THREAD. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 May 2014, 15:56,
	
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