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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Anyone still here?
Quieter than the other side of Battered's bed on here today
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:44, 74 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Im popping in and out as it were.
Loads of people in here are hung to the over from Parklife festival.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:45, Reply)
I'm fucked today
Not sure I slept properly last night. Coffee has failed so I'm on Lucozade now
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:47, Reply)
s'Monday, work happens and shit

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:47, Reply)
pah!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:48, Reply)
I'm around, but i'm busier than the AIDS doctor round JAYSUMS way.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Not from anything i've done, dear.
Im not like YD. sticking it to anyone who will take a pint off him.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:04, Reply)
you think his dad could produce a pint?
you think that out of a pint of sperm, al would be the one that got through? he clearly only leaked out one sadly limping tadpole.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:04, Reply)
It was the product of an adventurous swallow

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:12, Reply)
An African or European swallow?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Depends which way it was migrating

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Either way, it's a lot of spunk for one bird.
Unless it was collected inside that coconut it'd been carrying around.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:27, Reply)
This is no way to talk about swipe and frog

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:30, Reply)
:O

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:31, Reply)

swipe lemmy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:34, Reply)
He's a little rugmuncher!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:36, Reply)
lezzy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:38, Reply)
#ContentedLittleCheeps

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:57, Reply)
I'm not sure

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Right.
I've had enough now.

Time to slack!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Thats the spirit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:57, Reply)
in and out
on and off

also, that's harsh. i'm sure his blow-up doll makes plenty of (contented little) squeaks when he levers himself on top of it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:57, Reply)
When you say other half
Is that length-ways or width-ways?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 14:59, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Fuckin' dead innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:08, Reply)
It really is this afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Maybe people are actually working?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:12, Reply)
ha ha good one munsta

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:13, Reply)
Don't thank me
Thank the hallucinogenics.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:14, Reply)
I'm not thanking anyone, I'm not some kind of massive thanker going around giving people thanks or having them watch me thank myself.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:16, Reply)
That word you keep using.
I don't think it means what you think it means.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:19, Reply)
He so funny

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:15, Reply)
fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Shan't

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:10, Reply)
I'm not

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:14, Reply)
#apathy

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:16, Reply)
meh
I might have a brew

OFFTOPIC TEA TIME
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Got tomorrow off on leave to do various chores.
Therefore today is hectic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:47, Reply)
Sorry, bit busy

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Good news for Monty
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-27770266
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Jesus Christ

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Not the people's poet!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:05, Reply)
Did he Drop Dead?
Fred
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:07, Reply)
I was going to spend my whole summer with him, the complete bastard!

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:14, Reply)
About B'Stard time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:26, Reply)
I liked him in the Comic Strip. Particularly 'three men in a car'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:02, Reply)
Sorry. Been busy making sensible offers on overpriced properties in the North East.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:02, Reply)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Alright cow. Ive been talking to year sevens today, on how important doctors are, It was a long afternoon :))

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Is this you?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:40, Reply)
I hate that cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:40, Reply)
He is far too smug

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:42, Reply)
Who is it?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)
Kids TV presenter/ doctor.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)
Fucking hell, he's an actual doctor too, not just a fucking actor.
What a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:55, Reply)
What sort of fucking doctor specialises in poor quality puppet representations of children?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:45, Reply)
who?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:47, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2299906
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:51, Reply)
I wasn't aware nonwhites could enter our exalted profession. This disturbs me.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:48, Reply)
what would you do if this happened?!
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2652751/The-eagle-landed-living-room-Teachers-shock-huge-eagle-4ft-wingspan-swooped-pecked-potpourri-watched-television.html
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:47, Reply)
Waft it out with a newspaper.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Shit myself probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:00, Reply)
Offer it a can of Kestrel.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:21, Reply)
oh lol

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:25, Reply)
I have decided to try one of those 'pub' things. Not sure I will like it, but worth a go.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:24, Reply)
it's a safe bet that they won't like you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:25, Reply)
Good here innit?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:30, Reply)

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