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Apparently Rolf sang Jake the Peg at his trial to impress thejury. Ffs. What else seems to be a crap idea in retrospect? Apart from ym?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:29,
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Maybe he should have gone with one they know, like 'Jake The Peg' maybe?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:30,
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pake de foie gras
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:35,
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He should have stuck with Thunder Rise.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:31,
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It was in the afternoon though
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:32,
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Tweeting this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:33,
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Fair point.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:33,
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NOW YOU'VE RUINED THE REPLY COUNT
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:36,
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fucking hell
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:36,
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We will get through this.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:39,
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Imagine what he prescribes to people in error due to his typing. He's probably killed more than Shipman.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:37,
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Don't have to type anything, click snd point innit.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:38,
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:40,
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Greedy cunt had an extra cake
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:33,
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THIS DOESN'T WORK NOW :(((((
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:44,
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NICE EDIT FUCKO
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:36,
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Ty love xx. Love to Lemmy too.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:37,
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THUNDER RISE CAMPING FAX HELICOOTER CATWRING JAKE THE PAKE CYCLING AVE WANKER
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:37,
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clickin dis
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:39,
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I don't even have an *indoor* catwring
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:46,
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I missed the quiche chat!
I used to know a bloke who called them 'Egg pie's'. He was fooling no-one though.
What flagrant attempts have you witnessed of people calling things they're not?
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:39,
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Someone on here refers to their ginger hair as brunette.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:40,
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The new building owners have removed the water cooler.
And despite saying they would come and see me, they haven't.
So that's a bit crap.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:41,
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i'm looking at classic beetles on ebay
i'd be in so much trouble if i slapped one onto the new kitchen mortgage. but.... SHINY.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:48,
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Trouble with who?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:49,
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my dad
as it would have to live at his. there's a bright red 19070's ragtop that is about £4,500. drool.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:49,
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Oh, I thought you could get one for yourself and trade in that gay car for one that I can drive and not look like a queer
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:50,
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fuck off
the batmobile stays
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:51,
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I don't recall Bruce Wayne having a naf personalised number plate.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:52,
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you weren't looking closely enaff
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:52,
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Can't you swap it for a cooler AMG silver one?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:55,
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and let you drive it, mr no licence?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:55,
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I just don't have the card bit to hand. Or the paper bit. Apart from that I am good to go.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:56,
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so basically
you don't have a licence.
i'd rather put battered in charge of my liquor fridge.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:57,
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I have a licence, just not the physical manifestation of one.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:57,
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strikethrough "licence" for lolarious results
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:59,
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I haven't seen my driving licence since about 2004
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:58,
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In that case it'll be expired soon.
Just wait until you get the ticket to renew it and say you've lost it. They'll not bother charging for the replacement.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:02,
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he's not allowed to do that
we're going to drive around california for a fortnight, and fucked if i'm doing all the driving whilst he drinks beer and belches in the back seat!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:03,
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I'll just drive anyway, no big deal is it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:04,
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EGGXAKTALLY
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:06,
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that happened to my brother and his mate when they got caught drinking in the street in santa barbara
"when you get home, i want you boys to go up to the first 'british bobby' that you see, and you tell him what you did. you hear me?"
"yes officer. we totally will."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:09,
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course it is
they won't put you down as a named driver. and then when you inevitably scrape it, we won't be covered.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:09,
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Just say it was you
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:13,
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Good advice.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:04,
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:(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:55,
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The 1970s was a crap idea in general.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:46,
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where's battered and his love for manky old beamers?
www.classicshowsuk.co.uk/carshoweventsinformation/carshow_date.asp?id=973
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:49,
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Ta.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:50,
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i saw that in the sunday papers this weekend, thought it might be something you'd like
also lol. for a fucking good reason:
The paltry number of these cars either licensed or on Statutory Off-Road Notice is truly frightening. Remarkably, there are more Ferrari 308 GTBs licensed in Britain today than Austin Allegros.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:51,
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I'm tempted to buy another Saab.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:54,
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i love saabs. my dad so nearly bought this little beauty
www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C448978but he was too stubborn to up his bid by £1k and it sold at auction. gah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:57,
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Now you see
That is a shit car
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:12,
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no
that is a lovely smooth clean car that has only done 2000 miles.
admittedly the colour is shit, but at least it's original. the 70's lurved maroon.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:14,
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Looks like Nick Berry should be driving it
SHIT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:14,
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IT'S FUCKING LOVELY
just because it's a bit too futuristic for geordies.............
yeah baby, i went there (not newcastle, i didn't go there)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:15,
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^too orangy for cows^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:16,
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NO TITGAZZING
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:20,
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OK, I'll stop
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:20,
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saabs are for twats, just sayin
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:25,
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When did you first buy one?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:26,
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do you not remember selling it to me?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:30,
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his feet wouldn't reach the pedals
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:32,
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even with the claws out?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:33,
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even then
i've had a 70's beetle. the pedals are not in a normal position. he'd need to hire his identical twin to sit on the floor and push them with his hands.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:35,
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speaking of which, how's the rust?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:31,
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you probably should have checked for rust when you bought itb
And certainly before you added the fat exhaust and neon lights
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:35,
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maybe don't turn up the bass too high in case it shakes apart
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:41,
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you'll be "cruising" along Southend sea front before you know it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:46,
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^ dodgy taste ^
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:31,
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yhcciym
Your opnion is invalid
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:32,
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just because you've been with your wife for so long that any form of sex other than for procreation is a dim and dismal memory
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:34,
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yeah but yhcciym so...I win
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:38,
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let's just focus on the "yeah"
and the associated crusty creamy stains on those pink trousers!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:41,
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jealous of my pink trousers^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:43,
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Two little boys?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:12,
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No thanks, I've just put one out
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:23,
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It'll be fucking Morph next
My childhood is ruined
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:13,
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Yeah, it's YOUR childhood that was ruined by this.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:13,
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Yeah it is
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:14,
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FYI: Sticking Plasticine up your arse doesn't count as being sexually abused by morph.
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Muns, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:16,
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Chazticine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:17,
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silly chutty
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 17:04,
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Morph'S plasticine mate looked a bit dodgy.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:28,
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Racist.
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Muns, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:50,
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