Brunch thread, cooking pitta pizzas with daughter, you nomming anything nice?
Alt, the jocks are doing a big show for the games, you got any interest in them at all?
Altalt let's wish dozer good luck in his exams.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:07, 142 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

No.
Alt: No.
Altalt: No.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Mr positivity as always.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:11, Reply)

I was responding to a thread, whar is the pissy response for?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:14, Reply)

WHAR HUH YEAH
WHAR IS THE PISSY RESPONSE FOR?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN'
SAY IT AGAIN
( Kroney, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:30, Reply)

GOOD GOD, Y'ALL!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:10, Reply)

i just had a toffee and pecan mini muffin
and there's an artisan food fair outside the office today, so lunch will be nom, could be anything.

alt: no.

altalt: NO.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:10, Reply)

I suggest artisan bread and bacon.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:15, Reply)

there is an entire stand dedicated to chorizo
yeuch
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)

\0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:23, Reply)

Foodwrong.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:29, Reply)

No.
Alt: No.
Altalt: No.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:12, Reply)

Lunch could be anything I fancy from the freezer as I'm WFH today
Alt: No. Doubly so because it's in Jockistan
Altalt: Let's not.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:12, Reply)

Whitney Fucking Houston?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Wanking For Heroes?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:16, Reply)

ero ors
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Scouting for Girls, band rebranding didnt have the desired effect

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Working From Home
It's a thing that we're encouraged to do.
Also known as Wanking For Hours. There's less encouragement for this aspect.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:28, Reply)

It was better in the days when you could still do it at work
youtu.be/VKH9ECC_Qa4
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:46, Reply)

this had better be a Big Train sketch

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Had a sausage sarnie for breakfast but already starving again
Damn beer hunger
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)

No.
Alt: No.
Altalt: What would I want to do that for? I couldn't care less, it makes no difference to me if he does very well or very badly.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)

I got 94% in the one on Monday!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:23, Reply)

so what who cares

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:24, Reply)

cooking with your daughter is generally frowned upon
You should try normal meats like beef or chicken
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Shes tender though, we had sweetcorn, mozzarella, tomato and sardine topping.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Tender eh? Cor!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:25, Reply)

Salty popcorn.
Alt: Not really and I can't get excited about anything Scottish when they are acting like spoilt children.

Altalt: Absolutely. And that he gets hit by a bus after he has passed them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:19, Reply)

I wonder how many times we are going to see the fat racist cunt Salmond waving a saltaire
I am going for 103 times.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:23, Reply)

I'm hoping someone in the crowd will snap and lynch the fat fuck.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Fingers crossed

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Good luck dozer! I hope you get the secondary school of your choice.

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:19, Reply)

thanks mate!
I'm really hoping to pass my GCSE theatre studies!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:23, Reply)

No.
Alt: No.
Altalt: No.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:26, Reply)

NO NO NO

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:27, Reply)

As I work from home, the possibilities are endless
But today it will be a bacon roll, with nommy brown sauce.

Alt: Not a huge amount, even as a relative local. Might watch a bit of the cycling as that's usually quite good. On the plus side, with Celtic Park being turned over to the Games, Celtic played their Champions League qualifier last night at Murrayfield, which isn't too far from me, so I popped along to see it. Decent game and a fantastic atmosphere. Yes, I'm dead into 'footie' me.

AltAlt: I think you may have misunderstood. It's a gender test.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:27, Reply)

ossibiliti rostitut
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Creative, but unlikely, round here

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Ahem.
THERE'S NO LIMITS!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:29, Reply)

I thought the plan was for us all do our very best to not be quite as shit as yesterday?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Well, if Boyce can't be bothered to help out
Then screw his "rules".
( Kroney, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:30, Reply)

I assumed this was some kind of wry ironic 'shit thread'
If it isn't we really need some kind of moderator to ban these terrible threads
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Youd be the best mod here!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:35, Reply)

I'd only be interested in the power, not to serve and protect this pitiful community

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)

+ p-p-p-puppy

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)

www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/hello-kitty-dictionary-leaves-mum-3885610
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:33, Reply)

also
what the fuck? "god wanted to drive so i let him" - then ploughs a guy down, surprise surprise, but thinks she left him very injured yet "ecstatic to be alive". gaaaaaaaah.

www.inquisitr.com/1365065/woman-lets-god-drive-car-anthony-oliveri/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)

I hope her insurance covered acts of god

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Tandoori chicken salad from Subway
It's surprisingly good.

Alt:


AltAlt: No
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Altalt NO and I hope he gets fired as a result.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Alright, I discovered something called "Silent Suicide", they're a music band, apparently on youtube their songs at the wickedest Cutting Songs.
it sounded like verbal white noise to me, so I think i've finally become Old(tm).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)

I'm listening to Unkle's Psyence Fiction.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)

For some reason, I've got The Doors Greatest Hits on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:11, Reply)

I had Creedence's Willy And The Poor Boys on earlier.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:17, Reply)

I am increasingly of the opinion that The Doors weren't actually that good.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:20, Reply)

I've never liked the Doors

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Yeah, I don't really see the appeal.
I also don't really 'get' the Beach Boys either really.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:24, Reply)

I fucking love the Beach Boys
I think all the early surf and cars stuff is ace, I'm obsessive about Brian's late 60s purple patch and I even have a soft spot for some of their 70s output when the other members took the helm.
I can, however, understand how others may not like them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:35, Reply)

They were nothing more than a barber shop quartet who got lucky.
The only reason they sold so many records is because you'll find them next to the Beatles in HMV.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:51, Reply)

I like Chris Rea

( Kroney, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:47, Reply)

classic album
I regularly play Guns Blazing when I dj.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:11, Reply)

I'm on Dre's 2001 today.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:30, Reply)

I had forgotten about him

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:33, Reply)

haha this is funny because there is a song called 'Forgot about Dre'!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:36, Reply)

^upset because everyone likes a meme about him created by jaysums more than they like him

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:42, Reply)

I just hope Jaysum is enjoying Whitby!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:46, Reply)

I had to remind everyone on Facebook.
You lot and your Twitter obsession is whack.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:38, Reply)

don't really go on it do i

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Do you mean Suicide Silence?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Possibly... are they two different things?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Never heard of Silent Suicide, and a google search redirects me
I've seen Suicide Silence live once, they were awful.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:32, Reply)

Oh cool, I don't think their music is for me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Salade nicoise
Alt: much like the Olympics, I want to care but find that I really, really don't.
(berk, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Salade nicoise is fucking shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Oh Berk, how far you've come, don't let this setback last... You need to tell yourself "I am better than this, I am better than tinned tuna".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:31, Reply)

Seared tuna steaks?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:32, Reply)

I'm still out, I'm not a fan of Tuna at all.
Although I had in sushi the other week and it was alright so maybe i've been wrong all my life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:37, Reply)

yeah, your version with marzipan and boiled gizzards is much better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:32, Reply)

I did some amazing chicken wings the other week where everyone was like "FUCKING HELL, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"
But really they were proper push.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:37, Reply)

A real salade nicoise is not made with tinned tuna
Not least because it's fucking rank. Mine has anchovies in, thank you.
(berk, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:32, Reply)

Good lass, sorry I doubted you.
I don't get the point of tinned tuna, I really don't. If I was on Saturday Kitchen, I'd lie to them about my Food Hell and not tell them it's Tinned Tuna.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:36, Reply)

i've tried tuna
raw, fresh, seared, cooked, baked, tinned... i fucking hate it. it's too fucking FISHY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Oh god, baked tinned tuna would make me hurl.
I'm tempted to try seared fresh tuna just so I can say I don't like it, but I can't bring myself to buy it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:22, Reply)

I had some tuna on holiday straight from the BBQ
Just cooked and served with a garlic/parsley oil. It was one of the tastiest things I've ever eaten
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:33, Reply)

tuna pasta bake was a classic student meal

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:42, Reply)

you wait til you try the cheese on thu
you will be ruined for ALL OTHER FOOD.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:54, Reply)

Alright pricks?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:28, Reply)

No. It's sunny and I'm sitting in an office surrounded by IT people with questionable ideas on personal hygiene.
You?
( Kroney, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:45, Reply)

alright human approximation of placids ballsack

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:46, Reply)

afternoon, Rupert

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:48, Reply)

i was just thinking about you
artisan food fair day innit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 12:53, Reply)

Yeah, you'd better fuck off without replying.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:07, Reply)

What a prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:16, Reply)

Gla d you enjoyed the gaz

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:42, Reply)

I cannot stress highly enough the medicinal properties of a fucking good stretch.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)

I read that as scratch.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:08, Reply)

A good stretch and a good scratch are immensely satisfying

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:31, Reply)

Oh, i've done myself a salad for lunch
it's alright really, has feta and bits of baked tofu stuff in.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:23, Reply)

Needs more beef and bacon.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2014, 13:35, Reply)