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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So me and Medium Bri went to the pub quiz last night and won
What would your specialist subject be?

Alt:
Best/Worst breakfast

EDIT:
Bob Holness is dead! www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-29700432
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:35, 255 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Pistorius got 5 years.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Dunno if that is good or not, really

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:45, Reply)
He's had a right result.
He'll only do two and a half.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)
is that still the case in SA prisons

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)
think so.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)
When I shot my girlfriend through the bathroom door I just blamed it on a black guy and they believed me.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)
lucky bunkmate ... you can get two dicks and a fist up somebody with no legs

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)
The regular Tuesday night pub quiz for me tonight
Geography. Without question. When I see/hear people exhibit a complete absence of even a basic geographical knowledge it drives me to despair.

Alt:
Best - bacon, sausage, black pudding, fried egg, mushrooms, beans and toast. Black coffee and orange juice.
Worst - anything else.

I would imagine there would be a Q (please, Bob) to see him off.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:47, Reply)
Excellent breakfasting

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)
NEEDS MOAR CHIPS OR HASHBROWNS.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)
NO!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)
Hash browns are just wrong
if you must have potatoes in your breakfast, waffles or fried pls
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:02, Reply)
Shush, Loaksey. You ham fisted oaf.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:03, Reply)
no youn r
jog hop on
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)
this^
Hash browns are fat sponges
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Northern. Monkey.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:19, Reply)
YOUN A FAT SPONG

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
Like most of the women in Bigg Market

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
Not This^
Hash browns are fat sponges
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)
hash browns are for wankers, yanks, and wankers

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:02, Reply)
Potato is for Yanks?
Who has the familial brain cell today?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:05, Reply)
hash browns are cunt potato for cunts

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)
I swear I've just logged into www.opersiteland.com because everyone is wrong here except stunned.
They're egg and bean-guts mops.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)
they're shit yank shit for shit yanks

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)
You don't have half the clue you think you do

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Listen Stunners, Swipey has first dibs on the whole 'foodwrong' thing, alright?
There is simply no need for potatoes at breakfast.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)
\o/

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:22, Reply)
i could get lost going from the bedroom to the bathroom
and frog won't take my car out because he doesn't know where he's going EVEN THOUGH IT HAS SAT NAV.

you'd love us.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:13, Reply)
Well I was thinking slightly further afield than that
Like folk who don't know that France is in Europe - that kind of thing.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
I'll have a shit please, Bob.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Ahh, Bob. He had a good run.
Sorry, I mean a gold run.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)
What LTI are you doing now?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Orbital have split up again as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)
NEAU WAI?
What are all the cunts going to do now?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)
i'll forever treasure them pressing play and twiddling knobs for 90 minutes

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:04, Reply)
My specialist subject would be your mum.
Alt: best, bacon and eggs. Worst, your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)
General Knowledge
Alt, Best 2 rashers of baccon, 2 sausages, 2 eggs, mushrooms, hog's pudding, hash browns (fuck off twat), fried bread and baked beans, with toast, butter and preserves Worst, Golden Graemes

EDIT: Duh duh duh duh duh duh duhduh duhduh diddlededuh DUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Kudos for the all important quantities
and the fried bread
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:03, Reply)
Nazi war crimes
Alt: Stella Artois
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:02, Reply)
alt: bacon, sausage, black, beans, egg, hashbrowns and a pint of tea.
Chilli sauce, optional.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:04, Reply)
literature
alt: no breakfast. breakfast food is shit. wait until lunchtime and then have a proper meal.

alt: i'm going to be singing that all day now, you utter buffoon.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:14, Reply)
Whaaat?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
Breakfast foods are possibly the best of all
Even better when eaten at dinner time.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:22, Reply)
She's a veggie though innit.
I can imagine breakfast is shit if you remove pork and pies and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Even so
Mushrooms, beans, fried toms, fried bread, sautéed spuds, eggs. all very good.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
Needs MOAR meat, needs less/fewer spuds

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Those are sides though.
Like salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)
If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts.
(W. Somerset Maugham)
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)
You're only saying that cos you're a veggie and veggie breakfasts are pants.
HTH xxx
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)
I ain't got nothing against a veggie fry up.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Spare part numbers for Vaillant Ecotec Plus/Pro 2005-2010
Alt: Value Lager
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)
On Sunday I had kidneys for brekker.
They were right lush.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Just fried or devilled?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)
Fried.
With a bit of Sriracha on them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)
that won't help your kidneys survive, you that don't you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:25, Reply)
The life and Times of Bonzodog 29
Alt, I have said before that while I like a good fry up my favourite breakfast is a nicely spiced Kedgeree
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)
I have never had kedgeree

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)
I thoughbt bob died a few years ago,?

(Lou Carpenter, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)
yes, he did

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)
He died whilst ascending YM's massive gunt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Winding his way down to Doc Trolls treat

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)
He's got her a bottle of "Dick Tasty" for Xmas.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)
I gave YM my bottle of that last night

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)
I wondered what that residue on my ringpiece was.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:54, Reply)
The North face is particularly challenging

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:24, Reply)
Hiya gang, it's my last day at this job today so i baked a cake for my work FRIENDS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:24, Reply)
thats properly bent

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Did you have chutney with it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)
nah, apples

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)
It's you isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Give it another couple of months.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:33, Reply)
why?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)
never mind

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Another baggenfock classic destined for the scrap heap :'('''''''''''''''''''''

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)
I prefer In Utero

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Hang on, I'll check.
Am I a man who baked a cake and took it into work? ✘

Must be *someone* else then.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)
I have a pink shirt and pink socks on today as well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)
Friday is titcancer day. You can pink yourself right up.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)
For when I go into work?
OHNOTHAT'SRIGHTIDON'THAVETO
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)
I've done my bit for tit cancer already this year, I might help someone else next

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Sexeh. I got up late today, I'm more of a scruff than usual

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:39, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:48, Reply)
I'm wearing my emergency socks as my feet got soaked this morning :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:50, Reply)
piss your pants again?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Nice one baggenfock

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:54, Reply)
christ ... that's the worst trousers/socks/shoes combo I've seen outside the City
were you still pissed when you got dressed?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Or perhaps he's *in* the city?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)
in that case his appalling choice of footwear is almost tolerable
so long as he goes straight home afterwards and doesn't disturb any decent people
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:58, Reply)
It's no comedy t-shirt and bum bag combo eh m8?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:59, Reply)
what?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)
There was a pic of you in a beeta classic comedy t-shirt and a bum bag that robert posted before you had a breakdown

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:03, Reply)
cool ... what does that have to do with wearing shit banker socks and brogues?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Nothing, but you dress like a twat

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:05, Reply)

have you considered saying something interesting rather than beakering for attention with this sort of deliberately controversial stuff? You sound like a needy teenage emo.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:05, Reply)
what you're missing here is that this is a 'fun' bit of back and forth 'ledge banter', it might seem foreign to you as no one really replies to you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:07, Reply)
oh meaty

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:10, Reply)
I mean it's cool i guess that you have sat on that reply originally aimed at you waiting to fire it back at your tormentors, it hasn't really worked this time, but good effort
maybe have a look here if you're struggling to come up with witty replies of your own
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Jealous are we?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:57, Reply)
He's one of the comedy t-shirt kru

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:58, Reply)
who wears t-shirts on their feet?
is this a new yoof thing like wearing hats indoors and showing everybody your underpants?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:02, Reply)
I'm clearly saying that your taste in style and fashion is questionable to say the least

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:04, Reply)
we both know that I'm cooler and better looking than you
this seems like an unproductive road for you to steer the conversation down
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:06, Reply)
Bum bag.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:07, Reply)
Thanks for bringing this important infomation to the the masses
#comedytshirt&fannypack
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:23, Reply)
yes
Is this going to be like "pizza oven" where it's repeated endlessly on the off chance that it will eventually become an insult?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Im great at pop music. For reals. Years of release, chart positions, the lot.
alt. Best: Full English
Worst: Museli of granary

*does Blockbusters dance*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Im in Newcastle this Saturday Sporters but again, it's just an overnighter Im afraid.
My friend does a charity quiz night for British Lung foundation at the Hancock. I also plan to come first. IN THE QUIZ!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Handcock. Fnar.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)
It used to be an excellent Belgian type pub
Its also a rather good museum
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)
But HAND cock. And he's bent. See what I did there?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Name a man named after four parts of the human body.
'Tony Hancock'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:39, Reply)
He's on fire. We're in for a treat today.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)
if only

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)
*BLF fives*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)
do you have a new icon? Why don't I have a new icon? I want a new icon
B£TH!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)
You can change it in your profile
But not if you pay 1p
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)
2P?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)
They're all shit anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Bovines Like Fisting ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)
RIght up to the hoof

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Break out the violins, but I don't think a fry up is good value for one.
By the time you include EVERYTHING you want, you've spent like £30 on ingredients
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)
The difference is Gonz, we wouldn't eat it all

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Buy it and freeze the meat in serving size batches.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)
When I put this on facebook a few months ago, people went mental telling me that I should cook and then freeze my fry-ups into single servings.
And then someone went on about 20 messages about how she makes her own baked beans, including using dried beans that she soaks. The thread went on to like 200 messages.

Fuck that, the whole point of a fry up is that it's no work. I even bake most of the stuff just to make it easier.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)
I am talking about raw bacon and sausages and black pudding.
Take it out the freezer the night before, hey presto! I buy those small tins of beans so I don't end up throwing half a can away each time. All I need then is egg, mushroom and home made hash browns.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:46, Reply)
Table for one in the restaurant of life please ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Although that makes sense, I never know what I want until I want it, so I never defrost stuff.
home made hash browns are epic
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Or go to a proper butchers
and just get what you need rather than large amounts... ALSO JEWS DONT EAT PIG SO YOU SHOULDNT HAVE IT ANYWAY
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Yeah i can never get through a pack of bacon before it goes off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)
MANFAIL

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:43, Reply)
bacon mouse

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:46, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:46, Reply)
Pack of bacon, pack of saussages, box of mushrooms, tin of beans, packet of hash browns, box of eggs, packing of those irish triangle bread things, packet of fried bread, packet of black pudding, punnit of tomartos, bottle of salad cream, bottle of HP Gu
iess sauce
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Salad cream?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:48, Reply)
With a fry-up?
Suddenly Rolf Harris doesn't seem such a monster.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Yup, salad cream on a fry up, #TrusMehBlud

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)
NO, salad cream doesn't even go with salad.
It's an abomination
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Salad cream is rank on a salad, but lush on a fry up.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)
There's too many things wrong here. I don't know where to start.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)
so eat the rest in other meals throughout the week...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:51, Reply)
I don't want a whole week of fry ups.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)
And then you make a carbonara, so you have to add pasta and cheese... and it all spirals out of control

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:54, Reply)
There loads of dishes you can use those ingredients for, simply plan ahead

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:56, Reply)
oh pp
😞
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Nah, you make carbonara with spaghetti, not fusilli

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:57, Reply)
#ISeeWhatYouDidThere #ISWYDT

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:02, Reply)
you're fighting a losing battle
we've been trying to teach Gonz how to shop for at least ten years
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:53, Reply)
I want to know where he buys packets of 'fried bread'

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:57, Reply)
I really really don't

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:59, Reply)
At your mum's brothal where she insists on doing every god damn thing herself.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)
That was brillient and didn't get nearly enough recongition

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:19, Reply)
you ridiculous fucking shopping fail

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)
If I can do a fry up for 4 for less than 30 quid I'm sure you can do it for 1.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Medium Bri and I

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)
You met up with him and all?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:46, Reply)
Alt: You don't need meat to make a good breakfast.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)
I fixed this for you
n't
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)
In which case
reakfast owel cancer
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)
You'd think they'd be wise enough to eat healthily :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:50, Reply)
whoooo?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:53, Reply)
twit

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:54, Reply)
But you do need lager

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:46, Reply)
It is both civilised and correct to have a little tipple at breakfast.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:46, Reply)
I have had The Thirst all day today. Lunchtime pint today.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Port would be my choice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Folkestone or Dover?
I believe seamen are available in either.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Folkestone doesn't operate any longer, so Dover is your best bet.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:55, Reply)
massive hash brown, massive garlic portabello mushroom and a couple of fried eggs. Like YM's tits.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)
I'll have some toast and a pot of tea to go with that, please.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:51, Reply)
I do like to make a frying pan sized rosti

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Me too.
Grated spud, onion and apple.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Not so sure about this.
But I will say: you don't need meat on a pizza.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)
I don't need it in my diet at all.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:53, Reply)
'need' is the key word here

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:54, Reply)
queer

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:55, Reply)
I like pineapple on a pizza and all

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:58, Reply)
you are awful

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)
So, so wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Pineapple and jellopinos

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:01, Reply)
You don't.
One of the pizza delivery places near me does a pizza appetisingly called "bulk meat". If you eat with your hands the grease runs down your hands, arm and drips off your elbow. Fackin' lavverly!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:54, Reply)
those poor bulks being slaughtered just so you can eat a rubbish pizza
:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Lewisham


The Glasgow of the south.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:56, Reply)
The most South Eastern of South East London.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Yeh and if its cold and you eat it walking home the grease goes hard and you can snap it off in to pointy grease sticks!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Sexy as fuck.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)
I think you'll find that vegetarianism is a lie.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Which bit?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:16, Reply)
It doesn't exist. You're all pretending.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Shh

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Although, have you tried big egg?
Get a half dozen eggs, and a large flat bottomed pan. Split the whites and yolks. Pour yolks in to middle of pan. As it's starting to set, pour whites round the outside to make a giant egg. Slice and serve.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:16, Reply)
'big egg'
is what we call my Sunday morning guffs.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:18, Reply)
So?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:20, Reply)
It uses the same name as your pointless lolwakki concoction.
I thought that was pretty obvious.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Shank 'im in the bogs Windy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:24, Reply)
talking about yourself in the third person again?
lowest of all the fives.

you're way too slow.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:25, Reply)
You're calling me lol waqqi
And you're the one making up silly names for farts with your housemates?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:29, Reply)
ZING

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:30, Reply)
big eggs are what we call YM's tits while we are gang raping her.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:24, Reply)

+l g + Emma
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Frank Zappa is shit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Eggs should never be of a consistency whereby they can be sliced
prolly easier to just get an ostrich egg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Where am I going to get an ostrich egg?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:28, Reply)
Ostrich Farm

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:28, Reply)

Far bu
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Isn't it cheating having Bri on your team?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:24, Reply)
NEW THREAD!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:25, Reply)

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