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Cadburys are no longer to produce chocolate coins according to the metro, this saddens people. Are you sad about anything?Alt, best chocolate stuff ever?
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I bet it's the EU's faultthat nice Mr Farage will sorry them out.
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Just spent some time over the other end of the office fixing stuff.No doubt the topic of conversation over there now is all about the handsome older gentleman that swooped in to solve the unsolvable problems. The younger guys will be wanting to emulate me whilst the women will be fantasising about running away with me, wrapped up in my strong, manly arms.
In a lot of ways my work would be easier if IT didn't have such a masculine, romantic reputation. But let's not kid ourselves, I got into this job for the hot chicks.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:09,
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can you check the network cabling under my desk?there's nothing wrong with it ... I just want to ogle your arse
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Of course you do.I'm sure you're as straight as they come, but a guy like me can turn a chap's head.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:13,
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hahahahahahanot the fat middle aged birds wearing Monty style jeggings?
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They're all of a fizz thinking of the dashing fellow with the assured, yet gentle, hands.(
Kroney, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:14,
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Firm and reassuring but lightly calloused demonstrating your earthy life experience. (, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:15, Reply)
Strong and rough and yet with a deft touchreflecting the inner sensitivity of the slice of man-cake handling her equipment.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:19,
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You can often hear them They sound like popping candy while you are fixing their Cat 5 cabling
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Many people blame the humidity in the office on dodgy air-conditioningbut I know better.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:20,
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I've never heard the term jegging before, stretchy denim for fat chavs?(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)
You either sharpened someone's pencil, or changed a lightbulb.Our IT person at the surgery was a 20ish girl, in her own words 'IT is full of pricks'. I can't really believe that?
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Dont be silly girls dont do IT They do things like answering the phone and making a nice cup of tea
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She had boobworks, and a girl's name, pretty sure she was a real one.(, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:18, Reply)
While I would never doubt your trained medical eyeShe defo had a cock and balls hidden away too.
Women do things like washing up and cleaning after the menfolk
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The desk was surrounded by a swarm of young lads, all desperate to impress the bright young filly whose phone couldn't get an IP address.In comes the quietly authoritative mature heart-throb, gently pushing aside the throng, before getting on his knees and reseating the cable in the girl's port.
With many sighs and a heart all a-flutter, she breathlessly thanked me before sliding clean off her chair.
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Kroney, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:18,
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Ah the classic"have you checked that everything is correctly plugged in"
You sir are a Hero for our times.
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Give over, I had to run a new cable AND re-patch the comms.(
Kroney, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:21,
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Some prick here only patched the first four (occupied) ports in a server rack.I mean... honestly.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:35,
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That is a somewhat draconian approach to policing corporate internet use.(
Kroney, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:43,
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It's a good job the Confessions... series of films stopped in the 70s(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:10,
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Confessions of an SEO and Digital Marketing Consultant wasn't very good though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:32,
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I'm not sad about anythingAlt:
Those crazy Cadburys bars with cola bottles and shit in are nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:05,
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that doesn't existyou were eating the puke from a kids birthday party
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I didn't know they had their own currency.The tills at KFC must stink.
Im sad about war and religion being the cause.
alt. Taye Diggs
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:06,
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Which wars are they then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:11,
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All of them.Will they ever find peace in the middle east?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:20,
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All of them?Boer War? WW1? WW2? Korean War? Gulf War?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:23,
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None of them were caused by religion though, were they?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:31,
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You could argue from your list the Gulf war purported to be about that WW2 used it as well.
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seriously?You're going to argue on here about the role of religious sectarianism in conflict? Jesus.
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No, I just like calling Jason stupid.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:49,
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Idealogical differences between Sunni Shia and christianityIts tenuous I grant you but you could argue it
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Fanny like a KFC tillRecipient of a multitude of smelly fingerings
I'd give Viz a bell if I were you Jay
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:21,
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It turns out that swipe might be the happiest of all you Londonerswww.theguardian.com/cities/gallery/2014/oct/28/london-life-mapped-data-visualisation-graphics?index=1
Doesn't look so good for Monty.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:09,
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I think it's possible that SBT may actually be the worst one here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:12,
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I for one have enjoyed the adventures of gaston the IT Casanova (
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:23,
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how's it going??did you bake them a big gay cake?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:30,
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No, I'm not really sad about anything. Alt - Those Cadbury bars with the smartie things and the popping candy are nice. Also the maltesers you get in the Celebrations/Heroes/whatever are even better than normal maltesers.
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:13,
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*fives**washes hands*
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Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:22,
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Just pass along the chocolate normally next time(
Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:33,
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i was sad when cadburys got sold off overseasbut the new cadburys bars are all really nice. oreo, chips ahoy, banana caramel crunch.... yes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:23,
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stop stalkinggo away, i'm not your australian mate
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:26,
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no, i have only ever commented on the one pic of you that was posted on here by someone elseand even then, i thought you were the whiny old woman at first.
you, on the other hand..... well, i fear for the budgie's anonymity, that's all i can say.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:29,
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What we should do is have capitalism only when it suits us(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:25,
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frog and i sat in this very park not that long ago, it's about 5 mins from the half-flatwhat a grim way to go
www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/mans-body-found-impaled-on-railing-spikes-in-west-london-9824789.html
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:25,
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Not that uncommon unfortunatelyDoesn't always lead to death mind, but I know someone whose mate did the same when pissed on a short cut and a good few years back a school mate took one through the thigh
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A lad in my school died in the same way, only on the school railings(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:40,
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My year at school was the year of deathso many people died that they had to have three to a page in the end of school keepsake thing they gave out rather than having a whole page each.
The stupidest one is the kid who got out of the car doing 70 because he was fucked on drugs.
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Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:52,
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One kid shot himself in the eye with a air pistol because his girlfriend cheated on himtook days to die.
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Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:54,
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OW!We had a kid murdered by a gay serial killer in our year
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:55,
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So child death is what it takes to get the board jumping now?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:56,
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I'm at DefCon Bongle RIGHT NOW(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:16,
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I felt the most feels for this lasswww.theguardian.com/uk/2001/dec/22/3 because she was in remission. She did have a bunch of my CDs that I lent her whilst she was in hospital that I never got back though.
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Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:58,
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You should have waited outside the court roomI would bet that her mum would have been happy to give them back
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Yeah, proper one and everythingen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Grieveson
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:09,
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Oooo they keep finding new ones to charge him withLooks like the PoPo are clearing a back log
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Thomas Kelly was in my yearNice kid. The house where he killed Simon Martin was knocked down. I was in Roker Park on Sunday and there's still no building there now. A lad I know ended up in custody for about 6 months as they found his fingerprint in the building. He was fucking his bird in there and she was 15 and wouldn't admit she was with him, so he was accused of murder
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:14,
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Seriously though, thats a bit shit. Did he get an apology for all the shower room rapings he had to endure?(
Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:17,
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www.sunderlandecho.com/news/crime/simon-martin-killing-accused-tells-of-relief-at-grieveson-s-confession-1-5402636
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:18,
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TTJeven so by his own admission there he was 16 and if she was 15
THEN I CALL NONCE
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Right, sounds to me like the paedo did it and somehow convinced grieveson to say it was himI mean he's in for life anyway so I bet he could be bribed
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Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:21,
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Yeah We should probably castrate him just in case
WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE KIDS
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That was the problem in the first place!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:23,
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The Eyes of a Killer!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:23,
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DefoI sense some transference from Sporters here and "A Lad I Know"
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Well I am a paedo serial killer but that one ent me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:17,
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It's quite funny that his motive was to conceal his homosexuality, only for him then to become known as a gay serial killer.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:12,
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It was proper scary at the timeNo-one knew the kids were chutneys so we all thought we were next
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:14,
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It nearly turned me straight(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:19,
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Eeeeeeewhat a fucking halfwit. Or was he going for the pirate look thinking she would come rushing back?
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He stabbed himself in the side first and said he was attacked. Classic cry for help but every believed himthen a few days later he shot himself
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Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:14,
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It was a bit mentalThe two lads were tripping or something and decided to hitchhike home. Dave freaked out and started screaming he wanted to get out but they were on the dual carriageway. Dave got out and was hit by another car. Bit messy.
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Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:59,
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Bonzo doesn't understand natural selection.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:10,
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Bears dont bananaMonkeys do
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:32,
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I think he must be avoiding you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:51,
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STAY ABOUT FROM THE RAILINGS(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:51,
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THe most important thing to take from this thread is that Sporters has finally confessed to being a Gay, Paedo Serial Killer. (
Peej, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:23,
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The bit where he said the same thing more than once using different words(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:30,
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Its hardly the most important bit, reallyHonestly, you fuck and strangle a few kids and people get all shouty.
WHERE IS FROG?!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:31,
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Fucking and strangling kids.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:32,
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