Holy shit happy 800 pages of off the topic! Well done everyone !! Here's to another 800 fun and action gripped pages !!
We should do a highlights of it all ! Fucklift Yeah !
(Mr Udagawa, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:26, 116 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Couldn't have done it without u m8

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:30, Reply)

That's not really a recommendation though, is it?
Are we going to have a party at 1000 pages?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:32, Reply)

Highlights like
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post474399
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:34, Reply)

Exactly. It's why every riveting thread is an internet must see event.

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Cor! She was sexy wasn't she!
'Member her sexy qotw stories about doing sex and stuff?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:38, Reply)

She was no Snugglesacks.
Nor was she that bird what posted a picture of her doughy dugs in a tatty bra in her skanky bathroom.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Those sexy pics are probably lost forever since the demise of b3tards

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Wow!!
and an Al/Rory/Frank/Who cares thread to mark it with!

Blessed.
we are blessed.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:36, Reply)

willy
that is all
( $$ ✅, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:51, Reply)

I deleted what I can Tangs, but it won't let me delete other peoples replies soz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:56, Reply)

I appreciate your efforts. Friend.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Hi Al!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 11:56, Reply)

MONTY ! Do you remember that time I came up with the pun "Shylock Holmes" ? That was great.
I also liked the time where I called Meatsnake Snowbro even though I meant Slowbro.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:06, Reply)

We'll not see the like of those days again
*gazes wistfully into the middle distance*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Someone on facebook reminded me of this eppisode.
b3ta.com/search/talk?q=catapilla
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Can you still get catapilla cakes from asda?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:20, Reply)

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:28, Reply)

I'd go and buy one
but it's Black Friday and I hate people.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:29, Reply)

No.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:18, Reply)

He wasn't asking you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:20, Reply)

I wasn't replying to YOU

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Hi Al!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:06, Reply)

I've made #Chavalanche a thing to describe Black Friday shoppers
What have you done for me lately?

OoooOOOoOOOOOO YEAH!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:07, Reply)

I'm in a funk at the moment. Mentally I've already left this job
and so I absolutely cannot be fucked to lift a finger to do absolutely anything. I come here for a bit of diversion and oh look, there's fuck all happening.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:16, Reply)

Come on people, we can fan this small flame into something - we've got me, Gonz, Kroney, Jasin and I'm sure Frog is still lurking.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Hi!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Whats the point, in the doldrums, innit.
The good ship OT has been becalmed for months, sitting amongst a slowly growing field of its own excrement. Fresh food's gone, down to hard tack and rainwater. It'll be cannibalism and buggery next.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:26, Reply)

Well that's convinced me it's worth staying around for the finale

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Does it count as cannibalism if you eat yourself?
I came back to Croydon once after staying with friends in Hove, the first thing I saw stepping out at the station was a group of pigeons eating a puddle of vomit. The next group of pigeons were clustered around the remains of a KFC, that's a bit cannibally I think. That's Croydon for you though eh!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:34, Reply)

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:37, Reply)

we need Sporters back :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Now that he's shacked up with the stepdaughter I can't see that happening.

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Controversial

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:39, Reply)

I'm pretty sure that people have been saying this for as long as I've been posting

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:46, Reply)

Nothing is ever as good as it used to be

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:47, Reply)

Even complaining about how much better things used to be isn't as good as it used to be

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:49, Reply)

The future isn't as good as it used to be

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:50, Reply)

It really isn't
It used to be all about wearing well cool silver suits and loads of fit alien birds.
Now it's all about being fat and being able to do everything on your phone.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:52, Reply)

The past isn't as good as it used to be either
Gone are the days of feudal systems and the British Raj, now it's all 9/11, Princess Diana and playing snake on a mobile. They don't even call it history anymore, it's all 'back in the day' or 'old school'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:56, Reply)

It's spelt 'skool'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:57, Reply)

sEE, i'M WELL OUT OF TOUCH :(
Can't even work a keyboard
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Cheer up, we all love a good cAPS lOCK lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:03, Reply)

I remember when
all this was fields.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:57, Reply)

I do remember places that were fields

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:04, Reply)

some of the things that I remember as fields are still fields

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Some communities are held together by the collective fear of fields being turned into anything other than fields.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:15, Reply)

I remember Gracie Fields
does that count
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:15, Reply)

lol old

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:18, Reply)

The local pub in my hometown
got demolished after it failed. Then the company that was supposed to build on it got in trouble for knocking down a listed bit. Now it's a field. I can now look at it and say 'I remember when all this was pub'.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:19, Reply)

They should bring back steam trains with those old carriages with individual compartments.
It's easy enough to boil fucking water, for Christ's sake. Why is everything and everybody so fucking shit, eh?

EH?
( Kroney, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Probably something to do with lower classes and foreigners and the Tory party

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:04, Reply)

I expect that means that the board's actually quick flowing
with plenty of lols and definitely not utterly silent for half an hour at a time, then.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:52, Reply)

it's no ICSChat

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:44, Reply)

^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:47, Reply)

a quick google later it turns out that ics chat is an actual thing

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:49, Reply)

insane clown sausage

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:50, Reply)

Just went out to get some lunch and got nearly trampled underfoot
by hordes of ravening illiterati all desperate to get to Poundland's 50p sale.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Yeah ... soz ... I wanted to stock up on duff batteries and massive cans of hairspray

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:53, Reply)

Country's going to the dogs.

( Kroney, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:54, Reply)

I blame Neil Kinnock

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:55, Reply)

U get you lunch at poundland mate :(

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Don't be so bloody ridiculous, Jason.

( Kroney, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:59, Reply)

*dances in a circle pointing *
Kroney eats at poundland
Kroney eats at poundland
Kroney eats at poundland
Kroney eats at poundland
Kroney eats at poundland
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:04, Reply)

bag of Space Raiders and a tin of Stewed Steak

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:06, Reply)

dead posh

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Poundland sounds like a brutal gay porn film.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 12:58, Reply)

Where injured participants are taken away on a poundstretcher
to the hospital - poundsaver.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:01, Reply)

all the scenes got cut but it was the fourth resort in 'westworld'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:01, Reply)

I saw quite a lot of
one of the later Saw films at a friends house. The games would have slotted quite well into The Crystal Maze if they'd had a brutal torture zone.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:04, Reply)

that richard fairbrass probably had a gay sex dungeon under the crystal dome

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Don't talk, just piss

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:07, Reply)

When I was a kid we had
a vinyl album with songs like the laughing policeman on it. One of them was a song called Right said Fred performed by Deeply Dippy. I think it's probably got something to do with the Illuminati.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:13, Reply)

I think it's mean that 'The Fred' dressed up in bald wigs and wrote songs about people being stupid and acted all gay just to bully Jaysums

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:16, Reply)

I wasn't even gay then, silly.
I didn't make my life choice until 6th Form!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:23, Reply)

That will be the next format of entertainment after The X Factor and The Hunger Games
You will be able to vote via an app.
LET THEM EAT CACK!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:07, Reply)

I said years ago that the big brother eviction should be via an incinerator chute
the apprentice too
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:09, Reply)

You're fired!
HAHAHAHA
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Wouldn't it be better to cut out the middle man and make the application process an incinerator chute?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:13, Reply)

" Ah hello I am here for The Apprentice Interv Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:16, Reply)

A pile of charred corpses getting berated by lordalan for an hour would be a bit dull.
But would be good for my blood pressure.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:18, Reply)

it'd certainly save a lot of time and money

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:20, Reply)

I actually enjoyed Frankie Boyles take on this.
When a contestant leaves the big brother house, the other contestants should hear nothing but stony silence from outside, followed by a gunshot.

Then, once the other contestants start wondering if it's a mind game, the corpse should be dropped into the swimming pool from a helicopter.
( Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:21, Reply)

YES!

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:26, Reply)

also, it'd be interesting to see how the housemates behave once they know their lives are on the line

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:27, Reply)

It might stop them acting like massive cunts all teh time

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:48, Reply)

Will the token black woman please report to the diary room.
"In this box is a syringe filled with AIDS infected blood. Your task is to inject some into three of the other housemates. These housemates will be put up for eviction. The housemate evicted will not be killed immediately upon leaving, but rather left to face a slower, more painful death. Should you fail in your task, you will need to inject yourself with the contents of the syringe to avoid immediate eviction."

I'm writing to Channel 5, they need to get this show going!
( Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:14, Reply)

I quite liked that Dead Set show they did with a zombie apocalypse happening while people were on Big Brother

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:33, Reply)

It did have some brilliant lines.
"Do you think anyone's still watching?"
( Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 13:54, Reply)

It played out a bit like Black Mirror, which I also love.
Christmas special should be good :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 14:00, Reply)