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Awww ...
I was really enjoying lots of dull old men talking about how music was much better in the 60s.
Oh well. A couple of Greggs sausage rolls I guess.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:21, Reply)
I was really enjoying lots of dull old men talking about how music was much better in the 60s.
Oh well. A couple of Greggs sausage rolls I guess.
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The mrs didn't have time to coddle me today, so it's a wrap from the Spar.
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I'm going to make her feel really guilty about it
so she makes sure to make me a nice fucking lunch on Monday, the inconsiderate bitch.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:25, Reply)
so she makes sure to make me a nice fucking lunch on Monday, the inconsiderate bitch.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:25, Reply)
If its any consolation
she is currently coddling a long queue of other men.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:28, Reply)
she is currently coddling a long queue of other men.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:28, Reply)
Afternoon jeff.
Pork pie, pickles and cheese.What are you nomming?
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:23, Reply)
Pork pie, pickles and cheese.What are you nomming?
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:23, Reply)
Might go to Shake, Wrap and Roll.
Spicy chicken, onion bhaji and salad wrap.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:25, Reply)
Spicy chicken, onion bhaji and salad wrap.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:25, Reply)
Are you allowed to punch them in the face after ordering for naming the establishment is such a shitty cunt manner
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:29, Reply)
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There's a 'So' opening up round here.
I mean really, for fuck's sake.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:32, Reply)
I mean really, for fuck's sake.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:32, Reply)
The windows are all covered up so you can't see the fitters working.
But it has phrases on the boarding like 'So coffee', 'So Lunch' and it makes me want to kick something until it breaks.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:36, Reply)
But it has phrases on the boarding like 'So coffee', 'So Lunch' and it makes me want to kick something until it breaks.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:36, Reply)
The website, I've never heard of them before, so I 'googled' the name.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:33, Reply)
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somebody mentioned KEBAB on The Facebook so I got the KEBAB hungers and then I got a KEBAB and now I have the KEBAB sweats
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It's quite easy to make donner meat in a slow cooker or oven.
Perhaps you could add it to your menu.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:36, Reply)
Perhaps you could add it to your menu.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:36, Reply)
Not on the menu, they do something called an 'orange jigger' though
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:39, Reply)
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Get drunk before you go, complain that they don't sell Rio.
And then put their windows in.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)
And then put their windows in.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)
Got pissed up and was swearing at the top of his lungs
in front of all the muzzas.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:47, Reply)
in front of all the muzzas.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:47, Reply)
That's okay, cracking sense of humour those lads.
They love a bit of banter.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)
They love a bit of banter.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:49, Reply)
They are all equally culpable for the crimes of their kind and someone needed to tell them.
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I usually get a white pudding on the side with whatever I'm ordering.
Or a king rib (which is like a mc rib, but nicer and battered).
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
Or a king rib (which is like a mc rib, but nicer and battered).
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:37, Reply)
I still had three great grandmothers alive ... I was like some sort of incomprehensible god
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In others words all the females in your family get kocked up at 14 round the back of "Chicken Cottage"
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:59, Reply)
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pretty much
Although that's prolly not why they lived into their 90s
That's all down to a diet of pies and mild
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:01, Reply)
Although that's prolly not why they lived into their 90s
That's all down to a diet of pies and mild
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:01, Reply)
seen this??
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2015/jan/16/cucumber-banana-tofu-russell-t-davies-review
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:40, Reply)
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2015/jan/16/cucumber-banana-tofu-russell-t-davies-review
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yeah, Im gonna watch it.
Queer as Folk is still a great drama.
The Americans bastardised it, like they do with everything British.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)
Queer as Folk is still a great drama.
The Americans bastardised it, like they do with everything British.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)
what i want to know is, right, why we got asked by a script dude at sky if we could "tone down the bisexual male character as the british public doesn't like it"
when that is so clearly wrong.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:51, Reply)
when that is so clearly wrong.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:51, Reply)
Look, we've only just starting coming around to the idea of benders on our tellies, we're not ready for these weirdo, want it all, fence-sitters.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:52, Reply)
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the bbc's comments on female-led programmes were even worse
IT'S NOT 1932 YOU PILLOCKS.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:53, Reply)
IT'S NOT 1932 YOU PILLOCKS.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:53, Reply)
BBC television was established in 1932.
I hope you don't think that they just started to broadcast on the offchance that someone would invent something to fucking watch it on?
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:13, Reply)
I hope you don't think that they just started to broadcast on the offchance that someone would invent something to fucking watch it on?
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:13, Reply)
it's because most straight people find screaming camp queens like gayson fucking annoying and completely alien in terms of a relatable character HTH
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:56, Reply)
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Just like normal curry but different spices.
I dunno, ask the Battered Cod
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)
I dunno, ask the Battered Cod
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:45, Reply)
Is this kind of attitude that got you a nasty dose of oral herpes
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)
well I think we can safely say you should have disclosed your afflictions.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)
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Just a sandwich probably
I've been grazing on Mr Kipling's Cherry Bakewells and them swirly biscuits with the cream and jam in the middle and chocolate biscuits and that.
So not hungry enough for a proper meal.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:39, Reply)
I've been grazing on Mr Kipling's Cherry Bakewells and them swirly biscuits with the cream and jam in the middle and chocolate biscuits and that.
So not hungry enough for a proper meal.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:39, Reply)
it would all get smeared in his beard
like dropping egg white on a brillo pad
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)
like dropping egg white on a brillo pad
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)
brunch at 11ish as apparently we're having fish and chips tonight
so i had some nuts and a mini couscous salad with chickpeas and peppers and carrots and shit. except that it was that israeli giant couscous, which makes it a mini giant couscous salad.
and the top of a chocolate muffin. i only like the top bits.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)
so i had some nuts and a mini couscous salad with chickpeas and peppers and carrots and shit. except that it was that israeli giant couscous, which makes it a mini giant couscous salad.
and the top of a chocolate muffin. i only like the top bits.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)
I buy a green salad but eat at my desk and add avocado and chia seeds, and a couple of rice cakes (I like something carby at lunch).
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:48, Reply)
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I have scrambled egg whites (I've never liked the yolks) and a green tea
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:53, Reply)
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I had the privilege of meeting her and trying one of her 'spicy limonades' when I was down in London with work last year.
The chilli one was actually quite nice, but not £80/day nice.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:05, Reply)
The chilli one was actually quite nice, but not £80/day nice.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:05, Reply)
If I had my way I'd genetically modify chickens to lay eggs that are exclusively yolk
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)
duck eggs, man
Duck eggs. Those dirty little fowl give twice the yolk of their terrestrial sisters.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:57, Reply)
Duck eggs. Those dirty little fowl give twice the yolk of their terrestrial sisters.
( , Fri 16 Jan 2015, 12:57, Reply)
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