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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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POWERCUT!!!Those back up things are beeping. It's pretty annoying.
What's annoying you?
Alt: what's your fucking problem mate?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:13,
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I'm not even going to pretend this link has anything to do with your postwww.youtube.com/watch?v=rdmu8FxJuzQ&feature=youtu.be
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Or this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wp9iNINHMc
Why don't we have kids tv like that, eh? Probably the muzzers.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:18,
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Screaming camp queens. I just find them unrelatable, annoying and completely alien.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:20,
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A nice peaty stock and shares portfolio.Single malt pensions.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:23,
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YESYou should never sink all your money into the restaurant/ licensed industry
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yeah, work really hard at a job for a good 40 or so yearsthen retire then get some terminal illness and then not worry about money because your dying.
That's my plan.
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$$ ✅, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:30,
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b2b marrying someone you can't stand and a couple of cretinous kids.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:33,
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We haven't got the new one yet, he's still too little to be prized away from his parents to entertain us in exchange for food and shelter. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:34,
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Bit of weird one. There's a store that sells clearance items in a lucky dip type deal, you pay £40 and you get boots of at least that value. I know people who've done it and one of the cunts ended up with a pair worth £180.
I decided to take a punt, the parcel has arrived and is waiting for me at home, but I've no idea what I've got. If it's shit I'll just lie and say they don't fit, but I want to see how my luck has played out.
I won't get home for another five hours.
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Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:23,
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Unlikely, seeing as their customer base is 90% police and military. (
Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:27,
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Groups noted for their high intelligence.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:30,
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I hope you get a really good pair mate, you deserve a bit of luck (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:28,
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we used to get scallies in the local offering to fill our boots with knock-off gear for ten or twenty quidone guy used to be dead against it until he finally gave in one day and gave a scrote twenty quid and went to his car to find half a dozen massive catering tins of mushy peas
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Now don't blow it by running out and marrying the current one.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:28,
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I have a friend going through the same stuff.Is that the end end, or is there other legal shit afterwards?
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Worked for me!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:55,
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The new manager here with whom I'm forced to work.He meddles - changes things without asking or enquiring how they work, pays no attention to how to do things properly, and absolutely refuses to make a decision about anything, deferring either to his manager, or requesting that I or someone else make the call.
But anyway - my problem is I'm a dull unfunny prick. I want to be more like dozer instead.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:26,
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They're gradually easing you out of a job.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:27,
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Sorry to hear they are trying to push you out(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:30,
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This is exactly it.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:48,
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If you want to be like dozer, you have to become him, one step at a time. Start with the following: -
www.oxfam.org.uk/shop/womens-clothing/shoes
www.skatehut.co.uk/Skateboards
www.ebay.com/bhp/hamster-tubesý
www.jdsports.co.uk/Snapbacksý
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Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:30,
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Wasn't Owen Paul BRILLIANT!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:28,
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What's annoying you?Women! Amirite guys?! hahahaha
I'm regular Seinfeld/Contemporary comedian/cunt
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$$ ✅, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:31,
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The beeping things are increasing in their frequency, one has introduced a high and low melody(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:32,
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ring up IT department and scream at them saying how this "totally not acceptable"and that you "going to management about it."
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$$ ✅, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:33,
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One has given up now after making sad slow beeps for a bit. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:35,
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Yeah it was jay selling me a ppi reclaim thing again(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:35,
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There is probably a gas leak or sutinand you are slowly being killed
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It's a power cut, I know because there is no power. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:35,
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The budget won't extend to a Canary. It's a Budgie, painted yellow.
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Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:38,
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Well the jokes on you because budgies are more expensive I win better luck next time loser!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:39,
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Surely it all depends on the restaurant and how it's prepared? (
Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:43,
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Bit disappointing, sparrowhawks are way cooler than canaries/baldmonkey
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:47,
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Do you remember my idiot flatmate?Well, in October she married a guy on their 1 year-as-a-couple anniversary and now she's pregnant.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:33,
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They went to Seattle to get married, thus ensuring none fo their friends or family could attendbecause she likes Kurt Cobain.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:36,
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Three Idiots and a Baby.The sequel no-one has been waiting for.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:41,
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I'm pretty sure the banks still won't let her have a credit card.(
Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:42,
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Nothing, at the moment.I'll be at work this evening, so later on it'll be 'people'.
Alt: I care too much.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:36,
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You're the one no one likes rather than the pretend nonce(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:38,
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I think he's just a man on the Internet really(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:41,
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Only two days after everyone else stopped caring(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:39,
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I was replying to Tangles, m8.You don't know that I don't care about Tangles. I could be secretly in love with him for all you know.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:43,
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Last Christmas, during the flooding, our power went out in the middle of the night. The mains powered smoke alarm started beeping and driving us mad, but I couldn't get to it because it was above some stairs. I tried to smash it off the ceiling with a stick, but this only knocked off the cover, which made it make a more frequent and more annoying beep. After much shouting and despair I finally managed to stuff some blu-tac in the buzzer with the stick to muffle the sound enough to get some sleep.
HTH
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The mains powered smoke alarm started beeping and driving us mad, but I couldn't get to it because it was above some stairs. I tried to smash it off the ceiling with a stick, but this only knocked off the cover, which made it make a more frequent and more annoying beep. After much shouting and despair I finally managed to stuff some blu-tac in the buzzer with the stick to muffle the sound enough to get some sleep.
HTH
I gave you my heart
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George's original lyrics were a lot duller than the final version.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:43,
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You seem remarkably well informed. .....(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:50,
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It's ok, it's not a muslamic, it's a guy just trying to rob a post office.Lol good timing m8
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Thats exactly what a muzza would say to lure good honest british folk before beheading them
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Getting cold now too, gosh this is terrible. Unprecedented scenes here. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:48,
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Claim to be a Scotland simulatorand charge people to come in.
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Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:51,
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the guy I'm working with today is an utter knob.Half way through a tough job, and he just decides to fuck off. Comes back 40 minutes later with the wrong size bellow for a high pressure steam pipe, and blames me for giving him the wrong measurements. In spite of the fact the piece of paper he's got has the correct measurements on it. Then he gets upset when I've managed to fix the old fitting when he said it couldn't be done and has stormed off to talk to my boss about my attitude. Fucking wanker.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:55,
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I think people who complain to managers about other peoples attitude are the ones with the attitude problem.(, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:57, Reply)
well, yes(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:59,
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Especially when the complaint is 'he fixed the broken thing and I couldn't'.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:00,
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I have to admit I don't like smug people.Windy doesn't strike me as smug though.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:04,
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I bet he was smug with that fitting.'Oh you went and got that fitting? Turns out you didn't have to go to all that effort, because I managed to use the old one. No don't mention it, it was nothing.'
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"He showed up my lack of basic literacy and now I look silly".(
Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:07,
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he just couldn't be bothered and would rather spend half an hour talking to the stores guy than work.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:08,
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I hope there are no bathroom stalls nearby.Else he might find out why you've been moving around so much recently.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 13:59,
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I hope your new work boots are uncomfortable and you get blisters.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:00,
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That would be the saddest thing that had ever happened to me :((
Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:05,
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I think we need some proper workboot chat. What steel toe cap boots are you getting? Are you doing the amateur thing and getting some dunlop boots from Sports Direct?
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Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:06,
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Getting some DeWalt boots.They're in a rather fetching dark brown with tan as a contrast.
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Kroney, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:08,
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I must admit, they've definitely improved in terms of design since I had to wear the fucking things. (
Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:24,
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I went to the Doc Martens factory last weekend.They have some steel toe capped boots with a hole cut out of the leather so you see a circle of polished steel. Fucking hipsters.
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Fucking hell. Doc Martens make some fantastic non-hipster stuff, but I can't bring myself to even consider it now.
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Muns, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:23,
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Last time someone went to my manager about me, my manager called me to his office.Said "What the hell should we do about him eh?" Had a bit of small talk and I returned to my office. On route passing by his desk he gave me one of those smug fucker grins. He lasted another week or so before being told not to bother coming in the next day.
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Peej, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:10,
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Do you buy any of your brewing shizzle online? If so what's good. My local store has closed down#brewchat
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its run by an nice Irish lady who isn't Geoff who gives you shit if you tell her you've done something wrong"Woigh Da FUK d'yah still have a heat belt on it ya eejit!"
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Peej, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:20,
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I always manage to predict the staff who get the boot.Im not looking forward to the day my crystal balls show my own face in the murk.
/strikethrough
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:16,
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What a bunch of bloo bloo cunts.it's Friday. Cheer the fuck up.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:14,
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Fuck off jay, I come on the Internet to pretend to be tired and worn down by life and to moan, not to be myself. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:19,
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Good lord.Who thought Michael Owen could sell, well, anything? www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRo0GtjG8UM
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:22,
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This has been a wonderful thread but Jeff's done a new better one. Well done nearly everyone. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 Jan 2015, 14:24,
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