Morning team.
What's your Thursdays shaping up to be? I've got a job in the mortuary today. Going to be the fastest install I've ever done I reckon. I'm told the work carries on around you working as it's not a clean zone.

Alt: I watched that show about the commons, really interesting I thought, although probably a bit too bbc1 to get the proles intersted in government proper to leave the ukip wagon. Are you interested on politics at all? I don't care how you vote.

Altalt: chicken Thursday, Veg Option Porridge
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 7:56, 132 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright windy

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 8:12, Reply)

alright horbs,
how's tricks?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 8:16, Reply)

I'm going to fuck a corpse.

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 8:27, Reply)

I like politics
Not as much as I like that Sian Williams piece.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 8:44, Reply)

Morning Piglet
There is nothing of note to report on this most average of Thursdays.
I intend on keeping my head down until the weekend, whilst posting drivel on the internet.

Alt: Yes, I'm very interested in politics. I'm not telling you how I vote.

Altalt: Bit exclusive, there are about four known vegetarians on this site, which must account for almost half the posters now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 8:45, Reply)

I've added a veg option.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 8:50, Reply)

Thx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 8:51, Reply)

The veg option is incorrect

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 8:55, Reply)

why?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 8:58, Reply)

there's not enough misery in it

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:00, Reply)

the standard veg option is usually "you can fuck off"?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:03, Reply)

I'm trying to get in tangles pants.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:07, Reply)

I'm going to see that Ennio Morricone fellow conduct an orchestra tonight.
He's 86, you know.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 8:55, Reply)

That sounds good.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 8:56, Reply)

That sounds excellent
I'm in the mood to watch Once Upon A Time In the West now. And ..America come to think of it.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:49, Reply)

Good moaning.
Thursday's just a bit of a nondescript day in general, really, isn't it? I've got nothing of any particular interest planned for today; might go to the cinema tonight.

Alt: A friend of mine on Facebook has suggested that people register to vote and then vote just to kick the Tories out, then everyone can go back to ignoring politics again. I looked into registering as an overseas voter yesterday.
( .Yeti., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 8:55, Reply)

lots of hate for the tories, I can see them staying in power .

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:05, Reply)

It's 1992 all over again innit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:09, Reply)

I dunno, I was like 5

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:11, Reply)

Disappointingly, I realise this is not unlikely.
They've made a habit of using the politics of fear to distract people's attention from how badly they've fucked up the country. Plus, it's not exactly as if there were any credible alternatives. UKIP? LOL.
( .Yeti., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:50, Reply)

Not a boring Thursday for me,
I'm designing the controls for the air con for the Cineworld near Glasgow. Two of the screens are designed to show Gregory's Girl and Local Hero on a non stop loop, 24/7 forever.

Alt: I'm more concerned about the invirament.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 8:57, Reply)

Are air con controls designed by the same people as toasters? They seem to have a similar user experience model
Raw raw raw raw OK BURNT
Tropical tropical tropical OK ANTARCTICA
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:03, Reply)

Only the ones I design.
A decent engineer would do a decent job.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:06, Reply)

I could go in to a long rant about air handling units and the control systems, but it's too boring to even type out.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:06, Reply)

this is disappointing

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:08, Reply)

Very disapointing
C'mon Windy, make an effort.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:18, Reply)

something something set points, blah blah frost coil, yadda yadda duct sizing blah blah women and jumpers.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:19, Reply)

You know your stuff.
Do you want a job?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:28, Reply)

I'd fucking love one

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:33, Reply)

i'm cold, i was too into watching the bbc programme 'wolf hall' on the tube and missed my stop by three stations this morning, other than that i have loads to be happy about and lovely and exciting things to look forward to.
alt: i am, although not enough to want to talk about my wild, out-there views on the internet.
altalt: i've looked at the menu for tonight, i'm thinking crab ravioli, i fancy a steak but that's happening saturday night isn't it, i mean you wouldn't go there for anything else haha lol
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:00, Reply)

Wolf Hall is excellent
apparently the Catholic church isn't happy about the portrayal of Thomas More
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:05, Reply)

I think it's really well made, Mark Rylance is top notch. I'm only two episodes in but I noticed episode 3 is titled 'Anne Regina'
PHWOAR!!! Something to keep the LADZ interested eh??!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:09, Reply)

phwoar! drama with a bit of muff!
nuts magazine watch out!
( $$ ✅, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:11, Reply)

I like the bit where the toad crashes his car
Poop-poop!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:11, Reply)

You're thinking of Leo McKern, who played both Toad and Thomas Cromwell, and confusing the two HTH xx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:15, Reply)

I liked his rump hole

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:22, Reply)

Bit gailey

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:23, Reply)

Terrible day today.
I have a massive account review to do. Involving spreadsheets. I fucking hate spreadsheets.

Alt: Love it. Don't get me started.

Altalt: I am going to Marcus Wareings at the Berkeley tonight.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:04, Reply)

Someone coming to me with a spreadsheet problem is usually the highlight of my working day
I'm like the Excel Gandalf round here. And, no, you're wrong, this isn't at all sad and pathetic.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:54, Reply)

in my very first job, the Chief Spreadsheet Executive spent the day shading in cells on the company accounts so that when you zoomed out it was a picture of a nudey lady
This was without doubt the most exciting thing in his entire accountancy career

Sad times.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:28, Reply)

Pics pls

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:12, Reply)

phwoar!

( $$ ✅, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:11, Reply)

I am having a super Thursday, working with some masters of colouring in and then Pendle Beer Festival with chums.
I cannot wait to tell the CAMRA organisers that their beer selection is dull and wrong.

Too late for 2015 but I would love to stand as a UKIP MP. Get elected, get a defense ministry role, that is where the real contacts for consultancy opportunities in later life lay or what's the point . Within UKIP, I continue to rise and finally takeover after a very public real fight with Nige.I then immediately form alliances with Labour and the Green Party.

Altalt - I will have food today.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:20, Reply)

Moorhouses beer is very nice indeed
Where's the festival at?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:23, Reply)

Colne Municipal Hall. Moorhouses is okay, but they do too much beer blending rather than creating new brews.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:25, Reply)

My Thursday is neutral at the moment
I had Muesli with dried fruit in for breakfast rather than a sausage sandwich. So long-term good but short-term bad. I don't have any urgent deadlines but I do have stuff to do so that's good.

Alt: The 3 main parties are corrupt millionaire identicunts, and UKIP appeal only to morons so I'm probably going to vote Green. I like their policies mostly.
AltAlt: Canteen is serving Roasted Sussex chicken crown with Rosemary new potato, sage and onion stuffing for lunch. THEY KNOW ABOUT CHICKEN THURSDAY
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:23, Reply)

Have a look how much sugar is in Muesli.
You'd be better off with a McDonalds shake.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:27, Reply)

I've given up trying to find sugar-free muesli that doesn't cost an arm and a leg.
I just get porridge oats now and make porridge instead.
( .Yeti., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:35, Reply)

Do you gently heat the milk in a saucepan
or just add cold milk to oats and microwave the whole thing?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:54, Reply)

February 4th, is World Cancer Day. I Light this candle in honor of all cancer survivors, fighters and those who have lost their life To cancer. SHARE This to show your support.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:25, Reply)

sutin sutin wit da angles 4 Eva in r harts

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:28, Reply)

top marks for random capitalisation

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:38, Reply)

it was an auto correct. :((

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:41, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:45, Reply)

February 5th is National Weatherperson's Day
LIKE and SHARE in support of Fred Talbot

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:36, Reply)

Frankly this makes our Royals look a bit shit
beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2015/02/king-of-jordan-to-bomb-isis-in-syria-personally-3103164.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:36, Reply)

I can't see the queen getting in a bomber

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:39, Reply)

To be fair I am pretty sure she did work in a munitions factory during the war
(is prepared to be corrected)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:26, Reply)

It has become clear for so many, that the Islamic State are nothing more than a CIA operation and their plan all along, since 9/11, as former 4-star general Wesley Clark said, was to enter these countries… countries such as Syria, Iraq, Lebanon and Jordan
We have seen this in Syria and Iraq and we have seen it recently, when the animals of Islamic State entered Lebanon through the Qalamoun mountains and now we will see it, due to the barbaric execution of the Jordanian Pilot and with this recent move of King Abdullah wanting to personally lead airstrikes and if they do continue their airstrikes and in a much stronger way, it will only open way to more kidnappings and brutal executions of innocent civilians and more than likely, a new CIA operation coming out of Jordan. It is well known as the Anonymous poster posted, that Western intelligence has been funding and training ISIS terrorists in Jordan…
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:40, Reply)

Jordan does have huge tits though.
So she ain't all bad.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:48, Reply)

Huge fake tits have zero sexual appeal to me at all. Tits swinging down by the kneecaps are more appealing

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:02, Reply)

Yeah, I already did that one.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2458955

Stop stealing my material you fucking parasite.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:15, Reply)

I'm not sure many people read your posts.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:16, Reply)

Not all the people I have on ignore, no.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:21, Reply)

can't you just put everybody on ignore?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:29, Reply)

I can certainly ignore you
you fucking cunt
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:43, Reply)

mine is already hellish, i've been here since just after 7, gah
alt: yes, very. but i don't like politicians.

altalt: porridge? fuck that nasty shit. maybe a spicy veggie burrito with guacamole and lettuce.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 9:56, Reply)

lol shit job etc etc blah etc

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:26, Reply)

it takes brains and people skills
so you blah blah no chance etc etc
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:37, Reply)

part-time course in creative writing on your CV etc etc

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:40, Reply)

It's good you've both managed to streamline these exchanges
to take up much less of your no doubt valuable time.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:43, Reply)

Same old same old
I might plan stuff to do over Easter with the Merlin passes instead of doing work today. Or I'll consider doing some work if I get desperate.

Alt: I get interested for about five minutes, do some research, lose all hope and settle back into apathy.

Altalt: Oh man, I had to pick between Chicken Paste and Beef Paste for my sandwich this mornig and I went with the Beef :( I've failed at Chicken Thursday.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:00, Reply)

You have chosen.... Poorly.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:22, Reply)

does meat paste still exist as a thing?
I thought that went extinct in the 1980s
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:25, Reply)

In Soviet Russia, meat pastes you.

( .Yeti., Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:34, Reply)

SEXY

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:41, Reply)

Yep, I spotted some a few weeks back and bought them in a fit of nostalgia

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:35, Reply)

How's that working out for you?
Isn't it basically bits of the animal they couldn't even make value sausages out of?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:36, Reply)

I'll let you know later
Doesn't bother me, fear of reformed meat by-products has no place in this dojo
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:38, Reply)

yeah, I thought eating or using ALL of the animal was the trendy enviro-aware thing to do these days?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:41, Reply)

my carnivorous friends love this place
www.stjohngroup.uk.com/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:53, Reply)

Whole Suckling Pig
feeds 14-16 guests. One week’s notice needed to guarantee availability. Each pig costs £360.00 and orders for pigs for 14-16 guests or £420 for parties over 16 guests are not processed until we have received an advanced payment for that amount, which will then be deducted from the final bill. Please note that we cannot offer a refund for the advanced payment towards the final bill and we do not offer the Suckling Pig on Sundays
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:57, Reply)

you can have your wedding reception there

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:02, Reply)

Lighty has a girlfriend?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:03, Reply)

I doubt it
surely it would have been mentioned by now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:04, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:05, Reply)

i want to say something about the pig and lighty
but i can't think of how to do it without insulting mrs lighty, who is lovely, and frankly far too good for that reprobate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:14, Reply)

I see her regularly to maintain the dosage or it might start wearing off

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:17, Reply)

i've got it now
mrs lighty should have her wedding reception there, as SHE'S THE ONE MARRYING THE PIG.

not sure it was worth the effort really...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:24, Reply)

Careful or I will make a joke about suckling that you won't be able to unread

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 11:30, Reply)

Shite,
yes.
Dunno yet.
( Muns, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:19, Reply)

Massive IT woe at a site today
However, it may end up as overtime for me this weekend to sort long term, so thats OK.

I once installed some PCs in the pathology lab at the RVI. Bloke answered the door like he was mid-murder

Alt:
No, not at all

AltAlt:
Chicken with carbonara sauce and pasta for lunch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Feb 2015, 10:44, Reply)