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I vote #DillAppeal for #TwentyFifteen 's #ChiveAlive

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:09, 125 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I don't get this.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:11, Reply)
Last year, Monty championed Chive with the hashtag ChiveAlive
He wasn't wrong, chives are great, there's nothing wrong with them - but I think Dill should be the Herb of this year, as I really like Dill.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:14, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2018117#post2018120
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:15, Reply)
I'm a fan of rosemary

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:21, Reply)
AND THYME

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:23, Reply)
This doesn't surprise me in the slightest

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:24, Reply)
I assume this is an insult... I'm just not feeling very insulted.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:30, Reply)
it's probably easiest if you just spend your life in a constant state of feeling insulted and denigrated

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:38, Reply)
I do, I do.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:48, Reply)
Just wait.
It'll build slowly, then you'll wake in the middle of the night in a cold sweat screaming.

"BAAAAAGGGGGEEEEENNNNNNFFOOOOCCCCCKKKKK!!!"
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:38, Reply)
I'm not so sure about that one, it's nice with meat, but I think Fish is going to have a come-back this year.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:25, Reply)
Good with roast vegetables as well.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:29, Reply)
It's a bit woody though, couldn't really have it with anything based of minced meats.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)
<s>Rosemary
Ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:25, Reply)
Ginger can do one

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:27, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)
Ginger the Root; don't worry hun, I love Ginger The People.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:41, Reply)
i see your dill
and i raise you coriander.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:18, Reply)
Not only is coriander/parsley 'average' at best, they don't make a good slogan

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:19, Reply)
parsley sauce can go fuck itself
but coriander is most tasty
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:20, Reply)
It's a garnish

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:25, Reply)
thats that shiny chocolate effect on cakes innit

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:27, Reply)
I got my coriander and parsley plants mixed up last year
so was using coriander as parsley and parsley as coriander. Couldn't give a fuck.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:27, Reply)
#lifeontheedge

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:27, Reply)
Herbs are for homos man
don't do it

Men use chili
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:18, Reply)
How about honey, mustard and/or vinegar for an off-the-radar combo?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:20, Reply)
How about english mustard, english mustard and/or english mustard
you screaming bender
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:23, Reply)
I like mustard, lots of variatey, I wouldn't limit myself to just English anymore than I'd limit myself to just red'n'black winegums

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:26, Reply)
you are exactly the kind of problem that nice Mr Farage will sort out when he's prime minister

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:31, Reply)
Many flavours in the mustard rainbow

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:38, Reply)
as long as it's not the entirely mustard-free yellow glop the yanks puke onto their hotdogs

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:39, Reply)
Oh Sad Face

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:39, Reply)
gonz, you should know by now that you can't have your own opinion on anything
YOU MUST AGREE WITH HIM
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)
Bringing in Gonz to defend your food choices is up there..
...with getting Monty to support your lifestyle choices or E*vee to endorse your hobbies.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:08, Reply)
His kid will be wearing a watch in 5 year's time that will crush his soul every time he looks at her.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)

watch face
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)
fat spinster obsessed with my kids
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)
I bet you buy that shit french stuff that tastes like it was once in the same room with some real flavour.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:31, Reply)
the only place you can buy "French" mustard in France is in the English food aisle
it's PC gone mad
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:33, Reply)
I go for all of them, I even like the yanky-doodle ones that are basiclly sugar.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:38, Reply)
i prefer coarse mustard to that neon yellow stuff
mustard mash is nice
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:35, Reply)
See, I knew you were alright, coarse mustard in a mash; english on your steak; american on your hotdog....
... they all have a place.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:39, Reply)
mustard mayo is nice too
in the right kind of sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)
WTF is mustard mayo?
What's wrong with mustard and mayo?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:42, Reply)
It's like mustard, for people without tastebuds.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:47, Reply)
Yup, I can totally get behind that.
Mustard Mayo with your chips too
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:43, Reply)
See? It's that fucking wrong, Gonz thinks it's an acceptable ingredient,

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:48, Reply)
Beef sandwiches can be imrpoved by Mustard Mayo.
Thing is though right, thinking about it, I'd rather have Horseraddish
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:54, Reply)
This is like saying 'trainers *can* be improved by stepping in dogshit'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:07, Reply)
other peoples can

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:28, Reply)
Terrible bullying of Monty 'Limited Edition FreeNikeHItopKNight' here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:29, Reply)
'The right kind' being 'one where it doesn't feature'?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:43, Reply)
one with extra
here's one: www.yummly.com/recipe/Horseradish-Mustard-Mayonnaise-976756?columns=4&position=11%2F65
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:50, Reply)
I'm not visiting any website calling itself 'yummly'.
It's barely a step up the dignity ladder from 'omnomnomnomnom.com'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:51, Reply)
you can add extra mustard to mayonnaise
you can even buy it ready made.

then it is called "mustard mayonnaise". it's just an easy labelling thing. and it tastes quite nice. that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:54, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2469393
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:58, Reply)
Yummly is actually quite a pioneering website, they even have an API

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:55, Reply)
'All Pricks Interface'?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:57, Reply)
Nah thats YM
WOooooo and ZING
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)
Genuine mayo has mustard in it anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:43, Reply)
you thick cunt

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:47, Reply)
isn't it time you fucked off back to the house of seriously ugly spakkers?
they might actually want your attention
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:48, Reply)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)
fat spinster obsessed with my kids
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:06, Reply)
#DULL

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:18, Reply)
Ha! A word-play on dill!
Nice one J-dog.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:20, Reply)
^ utter dill

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:24, Reply)
No real names

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:25, Reply)

+do
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:25, Reply)
like a small drawing or sketch

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:28, Reply)
Depressingly enough, it's the best comment in this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)
^ not helping ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:35, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2469368
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)
I wasn't complaining though
so ner
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:47, Reply)
BORAGE mother fucker

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:30, Reply)

Is nice, I like. Jak się masz!
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:42, Reply)
Borage is for blobbing birds and woofters

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)
and mediaeval cooks.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:54, Reply)
turmeric?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:41, Reply)
tumerPRICK more like

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:43, Reply)
CUMin moe like

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:52, Reply)
Aside colour, whats the point of it?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:46, Reply)
Selling to gullible people for its supposed medicinal benefits.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:53, Reply)
A girl was telling me about this t'other day - does it not work, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)
A few trials have taken place, not much reliable data.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)

A few trials have taken place, not much reliable data. USED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS IN AYURVEDIC MEDICINE
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)
Or bollocks witchcraft. Up there with homeopathy and Reiki.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)
Typical GP, in the pockets of Big Pharma, blind to the more natural and safer alternatives

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:23, Reply)
safer because it doesn't do anything

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:37, Reply)
Pretty much.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:38, Reply)
What benefits are you hoping to achieve?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:14, Reply)
She was saying to rub it on wounds to make them heal significantly faster.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)
Haha brilliant
Can I have her number? I need to get shot of some magic beans
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:17, Reply)
isnt it meant to have an antibacterial property?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:28, Reply)
Yer - that's what she was saying.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:51, Reply)
And anti-inflammatory properties and it cures cancer

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 18:01, Reply)
Yellow face and fingers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)
Bit racist m8

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:17, Reply)
*pulls eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)
*wears lampshade hat*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:19, Reply)
^ Not a racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:51, Reply)
pluck off

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:52, Reply)
Is that all it does? So If I'm doing a curry I can just omit it and it'll just look a bit weird?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:13, Reply)
Pretty much, unless my smoker's mouth can't tell the suplicity of it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)
It does have quite a distinctive flavour that can overpower a dish if you use too much

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:16, Reply)
I assumed it did something 'cos you can smell it innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:18, Reply)
Bit mustard I thought.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)
The only herb I like is ...
the one you smoke!

Right?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:45, Reply)
Smoked Paprika?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)
No - I was alluding to marijuana.
As it's illegal, this makes me very cool indeed - as I'm sure you can imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:58, Reply)
Reporting this

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:00, Reply)
Please don't!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:09, Reply)
#CorianderOrQuit


Afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Feb 2015, 15:48, Reply)
Rosemary, thyme, coriander, basil and sage are excellent
Not a fan of dill
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:17, Reply)
* Simon and Garfunkle never quite got the follow ups right*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:19, Reply)
Hello Bonzo my old friend

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:24, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:27, Reply)
very good

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:29, Reply)
I quite like coriander BUT
isn't it the one some people can't stand? Like supertasters or something?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:38, Reply)
Nah, that's marmite innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick &#8207;, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:43, Reply)
Someone start a new thread, for fuck's sake.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:39, Reply)
tarragon next

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 16:53, Reply)
tarragon son of tarrathorn

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 17:31, Reply)
the word tarragon probably comes via a circuitous route from the Greek for dragon
which probably makes it the geekiest of the herbs
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 17:43, Reply)
dressing in tarrag from now on

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Feb 2015, 17:48, Reply)

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