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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So work extending the sportsgaff starts on Monday
What traumatic events are you looking forward to?
Terrible fast food? I've just "enjoyed" a Greggs steak and cheese roll, which is as bad as it sounds
Alt:
....and thats when it all went wrong
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:32, 175 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
What traumatic events are you looking forward to?
Terrible fast food? I've just "enjoyed" a Greggs steak and cheese roll, which is as bad as it sounds
Alt:
....and thats when it all went wrong
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:32, 175 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
the theatre tonight - warns of "nudity, violence, and scenes that some viewers may find extremely disturbing"
rustlers. ginsters. vileness.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
rustlers. ginsters. vileness.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
meatsnake had never been, didn't think he'd fancy it
but i dragged him to "ghost stories" and "book of mormon" and he really enjoyed both
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:02, Reply)
but i dragged him to "ghost stories" and "book of mormon" and he really enjoyed both
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:02, Reply)
I went to a broadway musical last weekend
it was okay but I kept giggling through the first few songs because I had "Everyone Has AIDS!" from Team America stuck in my head.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:23, Reply)
it was okay but I kept giggling through the first few songs because I had "Everyone Has AIDS!" from Team America stuck in my head.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:23, Reply)
If/Then with the lady from Frozen in it
wanted to get tickets for Book of Mormon but it was sold out :(
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:34, Reply)
wanted to get tickets for Book of Mormon but it was sold out :(
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:34, Reply)
that idina menzel one, from "wicked" ?
i saw she had apologised publicly for "let it go", i lol'd.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:44, Reply)
i saw she had apologised publicly for "let it go", i lol'd.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:44, Reply)
that's her
I think she probably deserves some kind of award for not freaking out when John Travolta kept touching her face at the Oscars. That was weird.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:51, Reply)
I think she probably deserves some kind of award for not freaking out when John Travolta kept touching her face at the Oscars. That was weird.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:51, Reply)
she does have a cracking voice
i saw "wicked" a few weeks ago. it's good fun, nowhere near as interesting as the book, but fuck me those girls can sing, absolutely amazing voices.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:53, Reply)
i saw "wicked" a few weeks ago. it's good fun, nowhere near as interesting as the book, but fuck me those girls can sing, absolutely amazing voices.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:53, Reply)
i bloody love it
one of the few new year's resolutions i've ever kept was to go at least once a month
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:58, Reply)
one of the few new year's resolutions i've ever kept was to go at least once a month
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:58, Reply)
i wanted to see "wind in the willows" but never got around to it
"aliens love underpants", however, i do not recommend.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:02, Reply)
"aliens love underpants", however, i do not recommend.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:02, Reply)
Looks interesting.
Although I suspect the 'startling noises' would have me jumping out of my skin.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:00, Reply)
Although I suspect the 'startling noises' would have me jumping out of my skin.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:00, Reply)
i like going to new stuff
i absolutely loved this: www.nationaltheatre.org.uk/shows/hotel
but it was terrifying as fuck. i may have whimpered like a girl.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:01, Reply)
i absolutely loved this: www.nationaltheatre.org.uk/shows/hotel
but it was terrifying as fuck. i may have whimpered like a girl.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:01, Reply)
"The running time is approximately 1 hour with no interval.
The running time is approximately 54 minutes"
Make your fucking mind up!
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:18, Reply)
i just hear "no interval" and think
"don't need a piss, don't need a piss, don't need a piss."
not just at myself, but at every other twat sitting anywhere near me.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:29, Reply)
"don't need a piss, don't need a piss, don't need a piss."
not just at myself, but at every other twat sitting anywhere near me.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:29, Reply)
Going through all the purchase business.
The woman's already getting stressed.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
The woman's already getting stressed.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:34, Reply)
We got a broker that offered us a good deal with a lender we wouldn't have approached on our own.
However.
The man's a sieve-brained mind flid.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:31, Reply)
However.
The man's a sieve-brained mind flid.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:31, Reply)
Oh. Those aren't the most desirable qualities you want in a broker TBH.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:40, Reply)
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only a know nothing spastic does their own research and approaches lenders
I love twats like that.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:15, Reply)
I love twats like that.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:15, Reply)
I had some roast vegetable soup.
It was ok, too many sweet potatoes so I had to add quite a lot of Tabasco
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:46, Reply)
It was ok, too many sweet potatoes so I had to add quite a lot of Tabasco
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 13:46, Reply)
I had a mulligatawny soup.
Greggs is shit, but I'm quite partial to their sausage bean and cheese melts.
It's looking likely that I'm going on holiday to Reykjavik in April, so that.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:18, Reply)
Greggs is shit, but I'm quite partial to their sausage bean and cheese melts.
It's looking likely that I'm going on holiday to Reykjavik in April, so that.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:18, Reply)
Are you expecting it to be particularly traumatic?
Having nightmares about a mega volcanic eruption?
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:22, Reply)
Having nightmares about a mega volcanic eruption?
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:22, Reply)
What's bad about airports?
It's the plane crashing into the sea I'd worry about.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:24, Reply)
It's the plane crashing into the sea I'd worry about.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:24, Reply)
That doesn't really bother me.
I just don't like the inconvenience and fucking about. And the fear that if I express this dislike too much I might get a finger up my bum.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:26, Reply)
I just don't like the inconvenience and fucking about. And the fear that if I express this dislike too much I might get a finger up my bum.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:26, Reply)
I was pleasantly surprised how easy terminal 5 was.
With just hand luggage and online check in, we breezed through and were car to airport pint in under 30 mins.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:39, Reply)
With just hand luggage and online check in, we breezed through and were car to airport pint in under 30 mins.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:39, Reply)
I've been through it a few times.
I found it frustratingly difficult to find somewhere to have an airport pint. It's like trying to find a pub in Merry Hill or whatever counts for a just-out-of-town shopping centre in your neck of the woods.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:40, Reply)
I found it frustratingly difficult to find somewhere to have an airport pint. It's like trying to find a pub in Merry Hill or whatever counts for a just-out-of-town shopping centre in your neck of the woods.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:40, Reply)
What do you mean? Just ask the waitress in the first class lounge and they'll bring you as many pints as you want.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:42, Reply)
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I got frisked in Greece and the bloke asked where my baggage was.
I thought he meant 'what side do you dress to' so sort of rearranged myself and said left. He stopped and said 'no, your bags, which scanner?' I said 'left' and he wandered off muttering and shaking his head.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:46, Reply)
I thought he meant 'what side do you dress to' so sort of rearranged myself and said left. He stopped and said 'no, your bags, which scanner?' I said 'left' and he wandered off muttering and shaking his head.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:46, Reply)
Greggs is like the food equivalent of Razzle.
You can't stop yourself, but feel dirty and disgusted with yourself for the rest of the day.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:20, Reply)
You can't stop yourself, but feel dirty and disgusted with yourself for the rest of the day.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:20, Reply)
I'm not enjoying today at all,
I've got that real worn out feeling, proper knackered. Might be a bed by 8 job tonight.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:22, Reply)
I've got that real worn out feeling, proper knackered. Might be a bed by 8 job tonight.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:22, Reply)
I was like that last night. I eat my dinner earlier than I wanted to just so I could go to bed.
Today I feel like pulling my head off and kicking it across the room.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:37, Reply)
Today I feel like pulling my head off and kicking it across the room.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:37, Reply)
I've thankfully been told just to "stay out of the way"
There's some bubbling in the office over something and tension is high. I've taken myself off over to the satellite site and am just pottering about.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:43, Reply)
There's some bubbling in the office over something and tension is high. I've taken myself off over to the satellite site and am just pottering about.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:43, Reply)
I occasionally get really really run down and achey.
It's miserable.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:51, Reply)
It's miserable.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:51, Reply)
there appears to be a perpetual illness cycle here at the minute.
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air con innit
picks up every chump's germs and drops them nicely on your head
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:54, Reply)
picks up every chump's germs and drops them nicely on your head
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:54, Reply)
I've just been a bit indulgent the last few days.
Normally I'm fine, but lack of sleep makes me :(
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:57, Reply)
Normally I'm fine, but lack of sleep makes me :(
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 14:57, Reply)
This'll make you moist.
b3ta.com/questions/cannotunsee/post2469776
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)
b3ta.com/questions/cannotunsee/post2469776
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)
Meeting somebody elses family at the weekend
I'm sure it will be fine and in no way excruciating.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:12, Reply)
I'm sure it will be fine and in no way excruciating.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:12, Reply)
I've lost some more weight since last week, I was just shy of 10st12 I think and now i'm like 10st8.
It's a bit crazy really
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:16, Reply)
It's a bit crazy really
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:16, Reply)
I'm a big champion of Kiev In A Roll
Not tried it with garlic mayo tho. BBQ sauce works though
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:26, Reply)
Not tried it with garlic mayo tho. BBQ sauce works though
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:26, Reply)
make your own tartare sauce. it's the shit!
cornichon, capers, sliced scallion, mayo, lemon juice, white pepper.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:36, Reply)
cornichon, capers, sliced scallion, mayo, lemon juice, white pepper.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:36, Reply)
Something something fish finger sarnie something something your mum's cunt something
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)
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I've paid off £11k from the mortgage in the last two years anyway so technically I'm only asking for another £4k
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)
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My sleeping bag just arrived so it looks like I will be going for a walk and a booze up in a bothy at the weekend.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:32, Reply)
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Headline lols
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/paedophile-teacher-immortalised-on-school-memorial-with-the-words-he-touched-us-all-10066740.html
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/paedophile-teacher-immortalised-on-school-memorial-with-the-words-he-touched-us-all-10066740.html
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:34, Reply)
nearly as funny as this
www.independent.co.uk/news/people/ben-woolf-american-horror-story-actor-dies-after-car-accident-10066336.html?icn=puff-image-1#
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)
www.independent.co.uk/news/people/ben-woolf-american-horror-story-actor-dies-after-car-accident-10066336.html?icn=puff-image-1#
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)
Also 4chan have hijacked a totally unbiased poll.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/ampp3d/ex-tory-councillor-called-feminists-5214885
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)
www.mirror.co.uk/news/ampp3d/ex-tory-councillor-called-feminists-5214885
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:40, Reply)
Looks like it, low effort page based on a twitter argument, probably linked it on 4chan themselves to get it page views.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 15:56, Reply)
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I like the bit where 'Reverend Fister' decides he's going to defend Strump.
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i like the bit where someone remembers words off the internet from almost 5 years ago
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:40, Reply)
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It's almost like perving over children that you have a professional duty of care towards is a bad thing thing now!
I'm really quite sad I missed the fact that he'd posted in the 'sacked' QOTW. I reckon there could have been top LOLs to be had there if I'd linked him that.
Also: someone start a new thread, for fuck's sake.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)
I'm really quite sad I missed the fact that he'd posted in the 'sacked' QOTW. I reckon there could have been top LOLs to be had there if I'd linked him that.
Also: someone start a new thread, for fuck's sake.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:10, Reply)
One of the reasons I didn't work in a bank is that the temptation to steal would be too great.
I think working in a girls school would mean that I would soon hear the phrase "heinous abuse of trust".
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)
I think working in a girls school would mean that I would soon hear the phrase "heinous abuse of trust".
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:15, Reply)
As if anyone would ever have trusted you in a girls school anyway
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:19, Reply)
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Now then, now then, now then!
What have we here? Sporters young kids who want to sit on my face, for the day.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)
What have we here? Sporters young kids who want to sit on my face, for the day.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:22, Reply)
Yeah.
That's the sort of thing that only happens in my wank bank.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)
That's the sort of thing that only happens in my wank bank.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:20, Reply)
Ah but Mr Stunned
we haven't had anyone teach us volleyball all year and we are really keen to bounce around
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)
we haven't had anyone teach us volleyball all year and we are really keen to bounce around
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:34, Reply)
Oh dear, Sir we all seem to have forgotten our skirts
Can we do it in our underwear...
*be right back*
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:43, Reply)
Can we do it in our underwear...
*be right back*
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:43, Reply)
when i was at school we had ghastly gym knickers, big grey bloomers, that you put on under your little pleated gym slip
one day we were being supervised on our hockey dribbling skills by the proctor, a man of indeterminate age and manky grey beard.
"I HOPE YOU'VE ALL REMEMBERED YOUR GREY P.E. KNICKERS," bellowed the teacher (who had almost more beard than the proctor). "THE PROCTOR DOESN'T WANT TO LOOK DOWN THE ROW AND SEE A LINE OF SCHOOLGIRLS' KNICKERS!"
"i bet he does," called out one of the girls in my year, and promptly earned herself a month's detention.
accurate though.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:05, Reply)
one day we were being supervised on our hockey dribbling skills by the proctor, a man of indeterminate age and manky grey beard.
"I HOPE YOU'VE ALL REMEMBERED YOUR GREY P.E. KNICKERS," bellowed the teacher (who had almost more beard than the proctor). "THE PROCTOR DOESN'T WANT TO LOOK DOWN THE ROW AND SEE A LINE OF SCHOOLGIRLS' KNICKERS!"
"i bet he does," called out one of the girls in my year, and promptly earned herself a month's detention.
accurate though.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:05, Reply)
Being the last ones on festival sites sometimes means that we get the prepared food that would otherwise go to waste.
The worst takeaway food I've therefore eaten was a cob (or your local variation) with four burgers, bacon, two fried eggs, three sausages, mushrooms, pickles, fried onions, absolutely lathered with mustard and ketchup.
No, wait.. not worst... best!
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:33, Reply)
The worst takeaway food I've therefore eaten was a cob (or your local variation) with four burgers, bacon, two fried eggs, three sausages, mushrooms, pickles, fried onions, absolutely lathered with mustard and ketchup.
No, wait.. not worst... best!
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:33, Reply)
I'm surprised they didn't make that joke in the series, to be honest.
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I am going to Roast for dinner tonight.
Devon crab claws with celeriac slaw
and crab mayonnaise
Swainson House Farm corn-fed duck
with port-wine pear and black cabbage
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:49, Reply)
Devon crab claws with celeriac slaw
and crab mayonnaise
Swainson House Farm corn-fed duck
with port-wine pear and black cabbage
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:49, Reply)
gonna be well controversial here ... brace yourself ... I like crabs
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:51, Reply)
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what about this
Boxty pancake with Grimsby smoked haddock,
a poached Burford Brown egg and chive sauce
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:52, Reply)
Boxty pancake with Grimsby smoked haddock,
a poached Burford Brown egg and chive sauce
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:52, Reply)
summat you'd knock up for a lazy Sunday lunch
not sure I'd bother ordering it
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:54, Reply)
not sure I'd bother ordering it
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:54, Reply)
true enough.
the difference is the quality of the ingredients they get.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:55, Reply)
the difference is the quality of the ingredients they get.
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:55, Reply)
or
Three Carlingford rock oysters
with Peter Gott’s spicy wild boar chipolatas
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:54, Reply)
Three Carlingford rock oysters
with Peter Gott’s spicy wild boar chipolatas
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 16:54, Reply)
Something on radio 4 a while back about unusual endangered species mention that crabs are in massive decline due to the smoothies
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I might cultivate some in my beard and see if I qualify for an EU wildlife grant
( , Tue 24 Feb 2015, 17:03, Reply)
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