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when you're alone and life is making you lonely you can always go(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:19,
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It's better, plus I wouldn't want Ghettoblaster Yeti poster to miss out so I'm never starting one ever again and I am upset.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:26,
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I think you should have a day where you start ALL the threads so's he can't see ANY.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:29,
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'so is he can't see ANY'Haha I've pointed out a typo, that's lol isn't it!!??
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:33,
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I thought it was a contraction for 'so as', not 'so is'?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:34,
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I thought so too, I'm merely being 'a prick'You must remember that most of what I post is bollocks.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:35,
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Hang on, who are we talking about again?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:38,
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it'll be even more lol when you link to it in 8 years' time(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:35,
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i think i'm ignored by ghettoblaster yeti, so he ain't seeing any of thiswhat a chump
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:35,
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Bang out of order m8, you should say something.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:38,
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and I got naughty stepped the other dayit's like b3ta vs. ss express
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$$ ✅, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:45,
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I hope you win then we can all get on with our lives in peace(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:53,
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Hey, don't give up man, remember what Cheryl Cole said"I can't hurt any more than I've been hurt, I can't cry any more than I've cried. I've been to the highest of highs and lowest of lows, so one day I'm going to find my middle ground and be happy."
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:59,
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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:24,
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to b3tawhere people will add 'suicidal' to your list of complaints.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:22,
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Have you considered joining him, when the old fella finally pops off?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:23,
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Well, I don't have any other plans for this year.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:24,
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Is it definitely happening this year then?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:27,
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Delete this please.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:24,
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i'm sorry, but that's a bit racisti hope the forum moderators take quick and decisive action to punish you accordingly
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:49,
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and get yourself clean, you can even have a good meal(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:27,
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Ah, the great OffTopic sense of brotherhood and compassion.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:35,
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i was at least expecting "fuck yourself", but this is just as pleasant (
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:38,
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If I'm honest I'd settle for "whinge at somebody else, I don't care"I hope this is more acceptable.
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Kroney, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:40,
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sure is, friend(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:48,
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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars?I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:41,
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I could really use a less shit earworm right now.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:50,
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Let's Pretened. Marchel Mathers never picked up a pen.Let's Pretend. Things would have been no different.
Pretend he just procrastinated and had no motivation.
Pretend he just just made excuses that were so paper thin, they'd blow away with the wind.
"Marshel you're never going to make it, makes no sense to play there's no way you'll be win"
Pretend he just stayed outside all day to play with his friends.
Pretend he even had a friend to say was his friend.
And it wasn't time to move and schools were changing again.
He wasn't just socially awquard and strange as a kid
He had a father and his mother wasn't crazy as shit.
And he never dreamed he can rip stadiums, he's just lazy as shit.
Fuck a telent show in a gymnazium, butch, you won't amount to shit; quite day dreaming kid.
You need to get your cranium checked, you're thinking like an alien it just ain't realistic.
Now pretend they didn't just make him angry with this shit.
And there was no one he could aim at when he was pissed at.
and his alarm went off and didn't wake him, so he didn't make it to hte to the rap olympics.
Left his plane and he missed it.
He's gonna have a hard time explaining to haley and laylie these food stamps and this weak shit.
'cus he never risked shit, he hopped and he wished it.
But it didn't fall in his lap, so he ain't even here, he just pretends that.
[corious]
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:22,
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spotted in sainers last night, gonznew lunch snack: hard boiled eggs with mustard mayo for dipping.
if only those poor fools had some internet experts to tell them there is no such thing as mayo with extra added mustard.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:33,
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Cold eggs are a bit grim tgough so I'm not so sure. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:43,
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i wouldn't eat itbut i smirked when i saw it right there on the package
also is there any more revolting food stuff than cold egg white? bleurgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:44,
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at least you're not carrying your online bickering and insecurity into your Real World life, ehthat would be pretty depressing
oh wait ... you're fucking an internet ... soz
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the day i have to resort to taking drugs in my 50's and watching my friends bone to get any sort of titillation and then boasting about those things like they are GOOD thingswill be the day my fucking is as depressing as yours.
now go away and brush up on either your cooking or your reading skills, they both need it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:01,
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It's not so much that it doesn't exist it's more that it shouldn't.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:59,
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see, i have to take exception to thisit's really quite tasty. not the shit that sains are peddling with their pre-boiled eggs, but i've had home-made mustard mayo in a nice pub, and you would. you really would.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:01,
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what the fuck is this?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:34,
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Rap music !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:44,
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Where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came.
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Peej, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 11:56,
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Im tboh when Windy and Monty and Nakers and Richard and Swipe and Tangles and Sportscow aren't here.Which is never
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:23,
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I don't know why he hates you so muchHe's worse than Ghettoblaster Yeti
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:29,
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I really thought jasin was a true Internet pal. I've been such a fool. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:31,
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We've all fallen for his charmHe starts off paying you compliments and acting like he just wants to be your friend, then before you know it he has somehow gained your trust so much that you are under his spell and by the time you have gazzed him a load of pictures of yourself naked he drops you and leaves you feeling dirty and used.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:33,
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And I never got that £5k for the accident he said I had. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:34,
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You seem very angry all the time these days.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:45,
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aww sorry bbz. i really thought you were on that list of greats.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:38,
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i don't think i was near enough to the top of this listbut i appreciate the sentiment
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:34,
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BEL 'END' MORE LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:34,
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You are likely to be eaten by a motorcycle cop(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:36,
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fuck a horse(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:34,
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What's the longest word you can think of?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:36,
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There isn't enough space on the internet to type it(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:40,
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tae get fucked, ye wee welsh cuntAye, an' Jason, yir fucken deid ye wee fat buftie cunt.
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I'd paste you over the walls you fucking queer haggis fucker.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:40,
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Like tae see ye fuckin try ye shitein wee poofboySquare go ye cunt
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Spit your whiskey fuelled chatter all you want. The truth is you've a big fanny under that kilt.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:45,
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b3ta.com/questions/cannotunsee/post2471326
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:56,
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Other auction sites are also available(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:53,
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I thought as muchWe have a large tin of Love Hearts in work at the moment. I forgot just how cheap and sugary they taste
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 12:53,
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I started a new thread, it's shit but when has that ever stopped anyone.(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 13:12, Reply)
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